DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/07/2014 Duedate: 12/04/2014
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-306
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLAMING MOE
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2420) [22-15-0,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLAMING MOE POSITION IS EMPTY
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2420) [22-15-0,129]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FLAMING MOE IRISH FLAG
HANGOVERS (265) HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2420) [22-15-0,129] (59-2674) [7-8-2,39]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HANGOVERS (265)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ISLANDERS (247) 25
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 12 HANGOVERS (265)
3. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 5 Unchartered Team
4. BEATRICE (311) 0
5. HANGOVERS (265) -3 BANANA REPUBLIC (225)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BEATRICE (311) 21 11 0 65.6 1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 10 3 0
2/ 2 HANGOVERS (265) 192 132 16 59.3 2/ 2 ISLANDERS (247) 10 5 1
3/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 267 191 15 58.3 3/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 6 2 0
4/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 89 104 2 46.1 4- 4*BEATRICE (311) 3 1 0
5/ 5 ISLANDERS (247) 442 564 17 43.9 5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in ILLIS since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts
to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with HULA MIA? She
actually beat HANGOVERS' IRISH FLAG, and walked away with 22 more points from the
fight. Major screwup at HANGOVERS. IRISH FLAG lost 16 points to HULA MIA. Some new
strategies, perhaps? Maybe IRISH FLAG will provide more easy wins... Try as he
might, THERE IS A GOD wasn't good enough at persuading FLAMING MOE to step down from
the Duelmaster's throne... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip
about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was BASHAHOLICS ANON. In my day, no team with a 88-102-2 would
scare me off! What's the problem, HANGOVERS? What do people see in TIKI? His
11-7-0? ISLANDERS ain't talkin', but he's got 40 points.
Warriors of ILLIS unite. You have only your games to lose! IRISH FLAG larned
its lesson (HULA MIA taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight
any ISLANDERS members with the same gusto. Is it my imagination, or are fighters
getting younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. ILLIS is
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLAMING MOE 2420 22 15 0 129 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 27 3 0 114 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LONG ISLAND 2500 22 3 0 108 HANGOVERS (265)
NAZARETH 2503 27 9 0 105 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
MARGARITA 2633 12 7 0 92 HANGOVERS (265)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THERE IS A GOD 2779 10 7 0 85 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
THOSE I HURT 2778 9 10 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TORTY 2835 7 0 0 65 BEATRICE (311)
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 10 7 1 63 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 9 6 0 61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FISHHOOK 2807 13 16 1 56 ISLANDERS (247)
-BALLERINA 2832 4 2 0 53 BEATRICE (311)
HULA MIA 2947 4 0 0 46 ISLANDERS (247)
-BALL 2836 6 1 0 42 BEATRICE (311)
TIKI 2840 11 7 0 40 ISLANDERS (247)
IRISH FLAG 2674 7 8 2 39 HANGOVERS (265)
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 5 5 0 36 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BEATIE 2831 4 2 0 32 BEATRICE (311)
PEARL 2944 3 2 0 30 ISLANDERS (247)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARBOR SEAL 2954 2 0 0 20 ISLANDERS (247)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHARK TOOTH 2837 4 12 0 ISLANDERS 247 IRISH FLAG 2674 302 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Flaming Moe -- You gonna do it again on your way out? Congrats and get out of here.
You're the kind of person who doesn't help in my quest to overcome my addiction.
After all these losses, you make me WANT to hurt you. -- Those I Hurt
Long Island -- Keep teaching me and I'll keep losing to you! -- There is a God
Torty -- No surprise there. You are not the kind of warrior I want to see. --
Fearless Inventory
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FEARLESS INVENTORY devastated TIKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAMING MOE vanquished THERE IS A GOD in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
NAZARETH outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 8 minute bloody uneven fight.
LONG ISLAND outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a monotonous 14 minute bloody fight.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 5 minute one-sided duel.
MARGARITA viciously subdued THOSE I HURT in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
IRISH FLAG was defeated by HULA MIA in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner upset melee.
FISHHOOK viciously subdued LEE'S REVENGE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PEARL was luckily beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 4 minute fight.
HARBOR SEAL handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 12 - 1 25 |
Turn 306 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FLAMING MOE 2420 22 15 0 129 HANGOVERS (265)
TOTAL PARRY IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 27 3 0 114 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK MARGARITA 2633 12 7 0 92 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 9 6 0 61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
WALL OF STEEL HULA MIA 2947 4 0 0 46 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FLAMING MOE 2420. The most popular warrior this
turn was IRISH FLAG 2674. The ten other most popular fighters were PEARL 2944,
MARGARITA 2633, HULA MIA 2947, FISHHOOK 2807, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787, FLAMING MOE
2420, HARBOR SEAL 2954, TIKI 2840, THERE IS A GOD 2779, and IMMACULATECOLLECTION
2632.
The least popular fighter this week was LONG ISLAND 2500. The other ten least
popular fighters were NAZARETH 2503, THOSE I HURT 2778, IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632,
THERE IS A GOD 2779, TIKI 2840, HARBOR SEAL 2954, FLAMING MOE 2420, FEARLESS
INVENTORY 2787, FISHHOOK 2807, and HULA MIA 2947.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FLAMING MOE (59-2420) HANGOVERS (265)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RYRELEE 478 (78-82-1) 3 3 0 HARE CONTROL
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LONDON QUIREBOY 2513 (46-24-1) 2 3 0 CHAPEL ROCK
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUDDEN DEATH 361 (9-5-0) 3 3 0 WHAT'S IN A NAME
I MOTHER EARTH 2504 (16-10-0) 1 3 0 CHAPEL ROCK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THERE IS A GOD 2779 (8-4-0) 4 3 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON
MARGARITA 2633 (8-6-0) 2 3 0 HANGOVERS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
IRISH FLAG 2674 (4-6-1) 5 3 0 HANGOVERS
ULTHAR 2854 (5-3-1) 2 3 0 ELDER GODS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GLAZE 2924 (2-0-0) 2 2 0 DEAD SERPENTS HOLD
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BOA 2935 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.