DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2014    Duedate: 12/04/2014

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-306

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAMING MOE
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2420) [22-15-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAMING MOE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
HANGOVERS (265)                
(59-2420) [22-15-0,129]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLAMING MOE                    IRISH FLAG
HANGOVERS (265)                HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2420) [22-15-0,129]        (59-2674) [7-8-2,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HANGOVERS (265)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ISLANDERS (247)             25
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)      12      HANGOVERS (265)
3. CHAPEL ROCK (287)            5      Unchartered Team
4. BEATRICE (311)               0
5. HANGOVERS (265)             -3      BANANA REPUBLIC (225)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BEATRICE (311)            21  11  0 65.6   1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265)          10  3 0
 2/ 2 HANGOVERS (265)          192 132 16 59.3   2/ 2 ISLANDERS (247)          10  5 1
 3/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287)        267 191 15 58.3   3/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287)         6  2 0
 4/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    89 104  2 46.1   4- 4*BEATRICE (311)            3  1 0
 5/ 5 ISLANDERS (247)          442 564 17 43.9   5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in ILLIS since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with HULA MIA?  She 
actually beat HANGOVERS' IRISH FLAG, and walked away with 22 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at HANGOVERS.  IRISH FLAG lost 16 points to HULA MIA.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe IRISH FLAG will provide more easy wins...  Try as he 
might, THERE IS A GOD wasn't good enough at persuading FLAMING MOE to step down from 
the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip 
about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was BASHAHOLICS ANON.  In my day, no team with a 88-102-2 would 
scare me off!  What's the problem, HANGOVERS?  What do people see in TIKI?  His 
11-7-0?  ISLANDERS ain't talkin', but he's got 40 points.   
     Warriors of ILLIS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  IRISH FLAG larned 
its lesson (HULA MIA taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight 
any ISLANDERS members with the same gusto.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters 
getting younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  ILLIS is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAMING MOE 2420             22  15  0   129       HANGOVERS (265)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632    27   3  0   114       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 LONG ISLAND 2500             22   3  0   108       HANGOVERS (265)
 NAZARETH 2503                27   9  0   105       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 MARGARITA 2633               12   7  0    92       HANGOVERS (265)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THERE IS A GOD 2779          10   7  0    85       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 THOSE I HURT 2778             9  10  0    73       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TORTY 2835                    7   0  0    65       BEATRICE (311)
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657    10   7  1    63       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787       9   6  0    61       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISHHOOK 2807                13  16  1    56       ISLANDERS (247)
-BALLERINA 2832                4   2  0    53       BEATRICE (311)
 HULA MIA 2947                 4   0  0    46       ISLANDERS (247)
-BALL 2836                     6   1  0    42       BEATRICE (311)
 TIKI 2840                    11   7  0    40       ISLANDERS (247)
 IRISH FLAG 2674               7   8  2    39       HANGOVERS (265)
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755       5   5  0    36       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEATIE 2831                   4   2  0    32       BEATRICE (311)
 PEARL 2944                    3   2  0    30       ISLANDERS (247)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBOR SEAL 2954              2   0  0    20       ISLANDERS (247)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHARK TOOTH 2837        4 12 0 ISLANDERS 247        IRISH FLAG 2674       302  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flaming Moe -- You gonna do it again on your way out?  Congrats and get out of here.
You're the kind of person who doesn't help in my quest to overcome my addiction.
After all these losses, you make me WANT to hurt you. -- Those I Hurt

Long Island -- Keep teaching me and I'll keep losing to you! -- There is a God

Torty -- No surprise there.  You are not the kind of warrior I want to see. --
Fearless Inventory

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FEARLESS INVENTORY devastated TIKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAMING MOE vanquished THERE IS A GOD in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
NAZARETH outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 8 minute bloody uneven fight.
LONG ISLAND outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a monotonous 14 minute bloody fight.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 5 minute one-sided duel.
MARGARITA viciously subdued THOSE I HURT in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
IRISH FLAG was defeated by HULA MIA in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner upset melee.
FISHHOOK viciously subdued LEE'S REVENGE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PEARL was luckily beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 4 minute fight.
HARBOR SEAL handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  22 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  1      25  |

Turn 306 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FLAMING MOE 2420           22  15  0  129 HANGOVERS (265)
TOTAL PARRY      IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632  27   3  0  114 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK  MARGARITA 2633             12   7  0   92 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW       FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787     9   6  0   61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
WALL OF STEEL    HULA MIA 2947               4   0  0   46 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLAMING MOE 2420.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IRISH FLAG 2674.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEARL 2944, 
MARGARITA 2633, HULA MIA 2947, FISHHOOK 2807, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787, FLAMING MOE 
2420, HARBOR SEAL 2954, TIKI 2840, THERE IS A GOD 2779, and IMMACULATECOLLECTION 
2632.

The least popular fighter this week was LONG ISLAND 2500.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NAZARETH 2503, THOSE I HURT 2778, IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632, 
THERE IS A GOD 2779, TIKI 2840, HARBOR SEAL 2954, FLAMING MOE 2420, FEARLESS 
INVENTORY 2787, FISHHOOK 2807, and HULA MIA 2947.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FLAMING MOE (59-2420) HANGOVERS (265)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RYRELEE 478 (78-82-1)                  3  3  0         HARE CONTROL         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LONDON QUIREBOY 2513 (46-24-1)         2  3  0         CHAPEL ROCK          

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUDDEN DEATH 361 (9-5-0)               3  3  0         WHAT'S IN A NAME     
I MOTHER EARTH 2504 (16-10-0)          1  3  0         CHAPEL ROCK          

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THERE IS A GOD 2779 (8-4-0)            4  3  0         BASHAHOLICS ANON     
MARGARITA 2633 (8-6-0)                 2  3  0         HANGOVERS            

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IRISH FLAG 2674 (4-6-1)                5  3  0         HANGOVERS            
ULTHAR 2854 (5-3-1)                    2  3  0         ELDER GODS           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GLAZE 2924 (2-0-0)                     2  2  0  DEAD   SERPENTS HOLD        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOA 2935 (0-0-0)                       6  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.