DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/05/2014 Duedate: 01/01/2015
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-307
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LONG ISLAND
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2500) [23-3-0,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LONG ISLAND HEATH BAR
HANGOVERS (265) SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2500) [23-3-0,110] (59-2826) [7-1-0,80]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THOSE I HURT THOSE I HURT
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2778) [9-11-0,83] (59-2778) [9-11-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HANGOVERS (265)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 34
2. HANGOVERS (265) 31 BEATRICE (311)
3. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BEATRICE (311) 12
5. ELDER GODS (313) 1 ELDER GODS (313)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BEATRICE (311) 22 12 0 64.7 1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 11 2 1
2/ 2 HANGOVERS (265) 196 133 17 59.6 2/ 2 ISLANDERS (247) 9 6 1
3- 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 267 191 15 58.3 3- 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 4 1 0
4/ 0*ELDER GODS (313) 22 16 3 57.9 4/ 0*SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 3 2 1
5/ 0*SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 14 15 2 48.3 5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 3 8 0
6/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 91 106 2 46.2 6/ 4 BEATRICE (311) 2 2 0
7/ 5 ISLANDERS (247) 443 568 17 43.8 7/ 0*ELDER GODS (313) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of ILLIS! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes,
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. HUMAN PRETZEL caught the eye of many in
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested LEE'S REVENGE and was awarded 20
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, KUNG-FU MASTER put
down HEATH BAR, causing him to lose 38 points of recognition in the process. Most
watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was on MOUNTAIN TROLL as he bore arms
against the Dark Arena Challenge of reigning Duelmaster FLAMING MOE. Not for nothing
has FLAMING MOE in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's
proven his combat skill yet again. No confirmation, but my sources claim that the
top team has gained their position using magical aids. Charmed weapons perhaps?
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city ILLIS. I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's
challenge seeking began. HANGOVERS is feared. This much I can say. Methinks more
than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part of last week
avoiding HANGOVERS. Indeed it was BASHAHOLICS ANON. Loose talk at the arena has
reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after
FISHHOOK. Watch your back!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! FLAMING MOE has sworn to take up religion upon
living to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed!
Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing is sure, better a
dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
The girls are as pretty in ILLIS as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till we meet
again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONG ISLAND 2500 23 3 0 110 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 27 3 0 114 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-NAZARETH 2503 27 9 0 105 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
MARGARITA 2633 13 7 0 100 HANGOVERS (265)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THERE IS A GOD 2779 10 8 0 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
THOSE I HURT 2778 9 11 0 83 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
HEATH BAR 2826 7 1 0 80 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 10 6 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TORTY 2835 7 0 0 65 BEATRICE (311)
FISHHOOK 2807 14 16 1 64 ISLANDERS (247)
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 10 7 1 63 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRISH FLAG 2674 8 8 2 53 HANGOVERS (265)
-BALLERINA 2832 4 2 0 53 BEATRICE (311)
-BAST 2853 5 1 0 45 ELDER GODS (313)
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 5 1 2 44 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
BEATIE 2831 5 2 0 43 BEATRICE (311)
-BALL 2836 6 1 0 42 BEATRICE (311)
TIKI 2840 11 8 0 41 ISLANDERS (247)
HULA MIA 2947 4 1 0 41 ISLANDERS (247)
ULTHAR 2854 5 4 1 39 ELDER GODS (313)
-NODENS 2856 4 2 0 38 ELDER GODS (313)
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 5 5 0 36 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEARL 2944 3 3 0 22 ISLANDERS (247)
SLIM JIM 2927 1 0 0 20 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 1 0 0 17 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
BABY RUTH 2943 1 0 0 13 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
HARBOR SEAL 2954 2 1 0 7 ISLANDERS (247)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKINT EYE 2857 0 1 0 1 BEATRICE (311)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEE'S REVENGE 0 0 0 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 307 NONE
VORVADOSS 2851 4 4 1 ELDER GODS 313 CHOKEBOT 2000 307 NONE
YAD-THADDAG 2852 4 4 1 ELDER GODS 313 RICHARD H. 307 NONE
HOME BREW 2958 0 1 0 HANGOVERS 265 DARK CHAMPION 307 NONE
SNACK 2957 0 1 0 SHEWISH MUNCHIES 310 STONE GOLEM 307 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Late, but how cool! We drew nothing but standbys and went five-oh! -- Pearl
It isn't right that I'm called a golem. People should show more respect. -- Harbor
Seal
Illis -- We were going to go inactive this turn, but with 5 turn awards, we are going
to stick around for at least one more turn. -- Hangovers
Too hung over to walk away?
Flaming Moe -- Why don't you go back to beating my teammate. -- There is a God
Margarita -- After losing to you, I begin to realize I'm just not very good. -- Those
I Hurt
Tiki -- Nice learns, thank you. -- Fearless Inventory
Bashaholics -- Our thanks for providing personals during our unavoidable absence. --
Islanders
P.S. What's the deal with having hangovers all over the front page? Distinctly
unpleasant.
Our congratulations to Flaming Moe, carrying the torch to the Isle of the Eye. Make
it bloodshot, Flaming Moe! -- Jorja and the Islanders
We salute the participants in the summer tourney. -- Jorja and company
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLAMING MOE viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YAD-THADDAG was murdered by RICHARD H. in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
VORVADOSS was savagely slain by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
HOME BREW was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
BEATIE overpowered PEARL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HEATH BAR was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute competition.
LONG ISLAND unbelievably bested THOSE I HURT in a 4 minute expert's Title melee.
MARGARITA viciously subdued THERE IS A GOD in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
FEARLESS INVENTORY overpowered HULA MIA in a 1 minute uneven match.
IRISH FLAG overpowered TIKI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FISHHOOK devastated ULTHAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUMAN PRETZEL murdered LEE'S REVENGE in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
HARBOR SEAL was overcome by ALWAYS AN ADDICT in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
BABY RUTH overpowered SKINT EYE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SLIM JIM handily defeated VENAL CLERK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 13 - 9 - 2 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 13 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 1 20 |
Turn 307 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LONG ISLAND 2500 23 3 0 110 HANGOVERS (265)
STRIKING ATTACK MARGARITA 2633 13 7 0 100 HANGOVERS (265)
LUNGING ATTACK THERE IS A GOD 2779 10 8 0 84 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 10 6 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
WALL OF STEEL TIKI 2840 11 8 0 41 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THOSE I HURT 2778. The most popular warrior this
turn was THOSE I HURT 2778. The ten other most popular fighters were MARGARITA 2633,
VORVADOSS 2851, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, BEATIE 2831, LONG ISLAND 2500, IRISH FLAG
2674, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, HEATH BAR 2826, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787, and FISHHOOK 2807.
The least popular fighter this week was SNACK 2957. The other ten least popular
fighters were SKINT EYE 2857, ULTHAR 2854, HULA MIA 2947, PEARL 2944, HOME BREW 2958,
YAD-THADDAG 2852, BABY RUTH 2943, HARBOR SEAL 2954, TIKI 2840, and THERE IS A GOD
2779.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FLAMING MOE (59-2420) HANGOVERS (265)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LONDON QUIREBOY 2513 (48-25-1) 5 3 0 CHAPEL ROCK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HEATH BAR 2826 (7-0-0) 3 3 0 SHEWISH MUNCHIES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BEATIE 2831 (4-2-0) 8 3 0 BEATRICE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BABY RUTH 2943 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 SHEWISH MUNCHIES
HILLARY WALLBANGER 2952 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 DEAD HANGOVERS
SLIM JIM 2927 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 SHEWISH MUNCHIES
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JUDAS PRIEST 2506 (11-3-3) 3 3 0 CHAPEL ROCK
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARVEY WALLBANGER 2382 (4-2-0) 0 2 0 HANGOVERS
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.