DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/22/2015 Duedate: 06/18/2015
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-313
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LONG ISLAND
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2500) [24-3-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IMMACULATECOLLECTION BILLY THE KID
CHAPEL ROCK (287) YOUNG GUNS (316)
(59-2632) [28-3-0,117] (59-2969) [3-2-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THOSE I HURT THERE IS A GOD
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2778) [10-11-0,101] (59-2779) [10-9-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 49
2. HANGOVERS (265) 28 BEATRICE (311)
3. BEATRICE (311) 23 Unchartered Team
4. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 19
5. ELDER GODS (313) 12 YOUNG GUNS (316)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BEATRICE (311) 29 19 0 60.4 1/ 1 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 6 4 2
2/ 0 HANGOVERS (265) 199 135 17 59.6 2- 3 ISLANDERS (247) 3 2 0
3/ 1*YOUNG GUNS (316) 10 7 0 58.8 3/ 0 HANGOVERS (265) 3 2 0
4/ 0 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 269 194 15 58.1 4/ 6 ELDER GODS (313) 3 3 0
5/ 3 ELDER GODS (313) 27 23 3 54.0 5/ 5 BEATRICE (311) 3 4 0
6/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 25 22 5 53.2 6/ 2*YOUNG GUNS (316) 3 6 0
7/ 5 SERPENTS HOLD (314) 88 99 1 47.1 7/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD (314) 2 1 0
8/ 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 93 109 2 46.0 8/ 0 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 2 3 0
9- 6 ISLANDERS (247) 453 578 18 43.9 9/ 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 2 3 0
10- 7*MOTLEY KREWE 2 (315) 0 5 0 0.0 10- 7*MOTLEY KREWE 2 (315) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in ILLIS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for YOUNG GUNS, whose 1-2-0 this turn dropped
them by 4 into 6th. And let's see, FEARLESS INVENTORY fought NAZARETH and gained 33
points and contributed to BASHAHOLICS ANON's 2-3-0. BOA has lost to IRISH FLAG,
falling 17 points, while helping make SERPENTS HOLD a 0-1-0 turn. We should ask LONG
ISLAND about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a
warrior, it's now the one to ask. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw
last night, cramped under the table at The Welcome Wench?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. ISLANDERS has cause to stand tall,
as they were ILLIS' most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.
And avoiding ISLANDERS more than any other team we find BEATRICE. ILLIS, are we
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that
BILLY THE KID from YOUNG GUNS was ILLIS' most challenged warrior this turn.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that ILLIS has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?
Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Always good to rest in ILLIS, but never good to wear out my welcome. Look
for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond
the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONG ISLAND 2500 24 3 0 112 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 28 3 0 117 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
NAZARETH 2503 27 10 0 103 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 11 6 0 102 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
THOSE I HURT 2778 10 11 0 101 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THERE IS A GOD 2779 10 9 0 90 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-FISHHOOK 2807 17 17 1 88 ISLANDERS (247)
MARGARITA 2633 13 8 0 87 HANGOVERS (265)
BAST 2853 8 2 0 82 ELDER GODS (313)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRISH FLAG 2674 9 8 2 66 HANGOVERS (265)
BEATIE 2831 7 4 0 66 BEATRICE (311)
-BALLERINA 2832 5 2 0 66 BEATRICE (311)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLIM JIM 2927 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 8 3 3 55 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 10 8 1 51 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-TIKI 2840 13 10 1 50 ISLANDERS (247)
BOA 2935 4 1 0 49 SERPENTS HOLD (314)
STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 6 5 0 46 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HULA MIA 2947 5 4 0 29 ISLANDERS (247)
-PEARL 2944 5 5 0 26 ISLANDERS (247)
BILLY THE KID 2969 3 2 0 25 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-BABY RUTH 2943 3 2 0 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILD BILL 2968 3 2 0 23 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BALL 2836 6 4 0 22 BEATRICE (311)
SKINT EYE 2857 2 1 0 22 BEATRICE (311)
-BUCKSHOT ROBERTS 2967 1 0 0 20 YOUNG GUNS (316)
SINGAPORE SLING 2974 1 0 0 20 HANGOVERS (265)
-HARBOR SEAL 2954 4 3 0 16 ISLANDERS (247)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WATSON 2973 1 0 0 13 SERPENTS HOLD (314)
-JESSE JAMES 2966 1 0 0 11 YOUNG GUNS (316)
CARROT TOP 2980 1 0 0 10 ELDER GODS (313)
SUNDANCE KID 2970 2 3 0 9 YOUNG GUNS (316)
RECOVERY SETBACK 2951 0 1 0 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-NEAPOLITAN 2971 0 1 0 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 1 1 0 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEE'S REVENGE 0 0 0 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 313 NONE
LITTER BOX 2979 0 1 0 BEATRICE 311 IRON JUDGEMENT 313 NONE
TORTY 2835 9 1 0 BEATRICE 311 HEATH BAR 2826 311 NONE
HYMN AND HA 2955 0 1 0 CHAPEL ROCK 287 RICHARD H. 313 NONE
ULTHAR 2854 6 6 1 ELDER GODS 313 HEATH BAR 2826 310 NONE
SALTY DOG 2975 0 1 0 HANGOVERS 265 STONE GOLEM 313 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Heath Bar was a 9-12-11-21-10-10-11 ST, ambi, lucky in endurance and Init. He
overachieved with an Apprentices runner-up and it was all downhill since. I thought
he might be able to pull off a number of Dark Arena kills, but Stone Golem stopped him
before he had even gotten started. -- One Armed Bandit, mgr of Shewish Munchies
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LITTER BOX was butchered by IRON JUDGEMENT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SALTY DOG was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
HYMN AND HA was killed by RICHARD H. in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BALL was defeated by BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SKINT EYE devastated SUNDANCE KID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BAST was luckily beaten by LONG ISLAND in a unpopular 15 minute Title match.
NAZARETH was viciously subdued by FEARLESS INVENTORY in a 5 minute one-sided duel.
MARGARITA slimly lost to THOSE I HURT in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's competition.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION won victory over THERE IS A GOD in a 3 minute expert's duel.
BOA was overpowered by IRISH FLAG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN was overpowered by BEATIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUMAN PRETZEL easily killed LEE'S REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STONE TEMPLE PILOT demolished WILD BILL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT was handily defeated by SINGAPORE SLING in a 1 minute contest.
RECOVERY SETBACK was demolished by CARROT TOP in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 2 - 0 86 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 26 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 16 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 313 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LONG ISLAND 2500 24 3 0 112 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 11 6 0 102 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK THERE IS A GOD 2779 10 9 0 90 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
STRIKING ATTACK MARGARITA 2633 13 8 0 87 HANGOVERS (265)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BAST 2853 8 2 0 82 ELDER GODS (313)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THOSE I HURT 2778. The most popular warrior this
turn was THERE IS A GOD 2779. The ten other most popular fighters were FEARLESS
INVENTORY 2787, SALTY DOG 2975, MARGARITA 2633, THOSE I HURT 2778, BILLY THE KID
2969, SKINT EYE 2857, IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632, IRISH FLAG 2674, BEATIE 2831, and
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926.
The least popular fighter this week was LONG ISLAND 2500. The other ten least
popular fighters were BAST 2853, RECOVERY SETBACK 2951, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, WILD
BILL 2968, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657, BOA 2935, NAZARETH 2503, SUNDANCE KID 2970,
BALL 2836, and HYMN AND HA 2955.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.