DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/09/2015 Duedate: 11/05/2015
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-318
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THOSE I HURT
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2778) [12-14-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IMMACULATECOLLECTION DEEP WATERS
CHAPEL ROCK (287) BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-2632) [31-4-0,129] (59-2989) [1-0-1,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THOSE I HURT THERE IS A GOD
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2778) [12-14-0,128] (59-2779) [12-12-0,116]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HANGOVERS (265)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 32
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 17 HANGOVERS (265)
3. HANGOVERS (265) 15 Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 14
5. YOUNG GUNS (316) 11 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 HANGOVERS (265) 209 137 17 60.4 1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 7 1 0
2/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 280 200 15 58.3 2/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 7 4 0
3/ 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 27 25 6 51.9 3/ 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 6 2 0
4- 6 HELTER SKELTER (291) 46 45 2 50.5 4/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316) 4 9 0
5/ 4 YOUNG GUNS (316) 18 18 1 50.0 5/ 6 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 2 1 1
6/ 7 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 104 118 2 46.8 6/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 1 3 1
7/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 1 3 1 25.0 7- 7 HELTER SKELTER (291) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
What can I say? Long Island can take me to the cleaners every day and I'll submit
happily to his pure scumminess. But when he doesn't show up? I'm really not that
bad! Part of my problem is that I truly am trying to reform myself. Dueling and not
trying to hurt people is not a good combination. But I'm told that is key to
overcoming addiction.
-- Those I Hurt
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ILLIS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see DEEP WATERS win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, HUMAN PRETZEL
beat STONE TEMPLE PILOT and STONE TEMPLE PILOT lost 15 points. You're breakin' my
heart. Looks like ILLIS has some guts at least, THOSE I HURT the Duelmaster was this
turn's most-challenged warrior. LONG ISLAND challenged ILLIS' Duelmaster for a shot
at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life, ILLIS may be getting bland, as
THOSE I HURT stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes,
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
BASHAHOLICS ANON, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided
team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like CHAPEL ROCK
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, IRISH FLAG challenged up 36
to take on FEARLESS INVENTORY of BASHAHOLICS ANON. And The Warty Toad has banned
FEARLESS INVENTORY from service until next turn for losing to IRISH FLAG and giving
it 30 points in the process! Ha!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ILLIS'
morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate
catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in ILLIS to get a drink than The Warty Toad!
Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this
winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THOSE I HURT 2778 12 14 0 128 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 31 4 0 129 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
THERE IS A GOD 2779 12 12 0 116 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
NAZARETH 2503 29 12 0 111 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LONG ISLAND 2500 27 4 0 101 HANGOVERS (265)
IRISH FLAG 2674 12 9 2 98 HANGOVERS (265)
MARGARITA 2633 14 8 0 95 HANGOVERS (265)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PISTONS MCGUIRE 2556 12 7 0 90 HELTER SKELTER (291)
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 14 8 0 75 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 14 8 1 73 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 10 6 4 66 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLIM JIM 2927 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-MEDIA MIDGET 2549 7 6 1 52 HELTER SKELTER (291)
STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 8 7 0 48 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
WILD BILL 2968 7 3 1 44 YOUNG GUNS (316)
SINGAPORE SLING 2974 3 0 0 36 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STICKER SHOCK 2550 9 6 0 33 HELTER SKELTER (291)
ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 4 2 0 29 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
BILLY THE KID 2969 4 6 0 26 YOUNG GUNS (316)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BABY RUTH 2943 3 2 0 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RECOVERY SETBACK 2951 1 1 0 23 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
DEEP WATERS 2989 1 0 1 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983 1 0 0 15 HANGOVERS (265)
-LIVEWIRE 2656 1 2 0 13 HELTER SKELTER (291)
ANNIE OAKLEY 2990 1 0 0 10 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-NEAPOLITAN 2971 0 1 0 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
SEA FOAM 2987 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VENAL CLERK 0 0 0 DEEP WATERS 2989 318 NONE
NEWB 2986 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317 BANDIT PRINCE 318 NONE
NEWB 2985 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317 CHOKEBOT 2000 318 NONE
BOB DALTON 2991 0 1 0 YOUNG GUNS 316 BANDIT PRINCE 318 NONE
GRAT DALTON 2992 0 1 0 YOUNG GUNS 316 CHOKEBOT 2000 318 NONE
SUNDANCE KID 2970 4 5 0 YOUNG GUNS 316 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 317
PERSONAL ADS
WOOHOO -- 4-0. Oh wait, 4 NPC's. Hmmm. But with 5 awards, I guess I really
shouldn't complain. -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GRAT DALTON was butchered by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BOB DALTON was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NEWB was murdered by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
NEWB was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
LONG ISLAND was savagely defeated by THOSE I HURT in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
IRISH FLAG vanquished FEARLESS INVENTORY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SINGAPORE SLING savagely defeated BILLY THE KID in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
NAZARETH was savagely defeated by THERE IS A GOD in a 5 minute expert's melee.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a dull 16 minute uneven fight.
MARGARITA overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN handily defeated WILD BILL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
STONE TEMPLE PILOT was demolished by HUMAN PRETZEL in a 1 minute competition.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ANNIE OAKLEY devastated SEA FOAM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DEEP WATERS easily killed VENAL CLERK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 20 - 2 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 27 - 27 - 4 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 318 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 31 4 0 129 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK IRISH FLAG 2674 12 9 2 98 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 14 8 0 75 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 14 8 1 73 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THOSE I HURT 2778. The most popular warrior this
turn was THERE IS A GOD 2779. The ten other most popular fighters were THOSE I HURT
2778, SINGAPORE SLING 2974, NAZARETH 2503, MARGARITA 2633, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657,
IRISH FLAG 2674, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, GRAT DALTON 2992, and
LONG ISLAND 2500.
The least popular fighter this week was IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632. The other ten
least popular fighters were SEA FOAM 2987, STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755, BILLY THE KID
2969, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787, NEWB 2986, NEWB 2985, BOB DALTON 2991, DEEP WATERS
2989, ANNIE OAKLEY 2990, and WILD BILL 2968.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS (388)
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS (359)
FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR (1651)
CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A (2337)
BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)
BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)
LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX (4438)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes