DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/06/2015 Duedate: 12/03/2015
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-319
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THOSE I HURT
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2778) [13-14-0,140]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THOSE I HURT DEEP WATERS
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-2778) [13-14-0,140] (59-2989) [1-1-1,17]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THOSE I HURT THERE IS A GOD
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2778) [13-14-0,140] (59-2779) [13-12-0,133]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 76
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 37 HANGOVERS (265)
3. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 18 Unchartered Team
4. HANGOVERS (265) 2
5. YOUNG GUNS (316) -1 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 211 140 17 60.1 1/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 11 1 0
2/ 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 283 201 15 58.5 2/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 5 3 0
3/ 3 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 27 26 6 50.9 3/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 5 4 0
4/ 6 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 108 118 2 47.8 4/ 6*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 4 5 1
5/ 5 YOUNG GUNS (316) 19 22 1 46.3 5/ 4 YOUNG GUNS (316) 4 11 0
6/ 7*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 4 5 1 44.4 6/ 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 2 1 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It's not often you get to take your foot out of your mouth and be glad what you said
was wrong. Assur has been forcing all of us to work out non-stop and I guess it paid
off. I still likely need two wins to graduate, but beating one of Crip's scum was a
victory that I will be telling about into my old age. I'm sure this turn it'll be
back to the same old, as beating uber-scum is no small feat. Twice in a row is likely
too much to ask for. But I'll give it my best.
-- Those I Hurt
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in ILLIS.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BASHAHOLICS ANON now holds the crown
and they are betting they can keep it. It looks like the guys(?) at CHAPEL ROCK had
a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 2nd place. I guess steroids help! Hey
everybody, watch out for FEARLESS INVENTORY, who flew up 31 points in the rankings
after mashing LONG ISLAND like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like
a basher in the top ten was HUMAN PRETZEL, who dropped 6 points after a disappointing
(to say the least) bout with CHURCH OF RISING SUN. The most challenged warrior this
week was THOSE I HURT. If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids!
IRISH FLAG got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt it was more than
anxious to kick THOSE I HURT's tail out of the throne! Well, everybody's pal THOSE I
HURT moved his record to 13-14-0 by defeating IRISH FLAG in the Duelmaster's Title
Bout and gaining 12 recognition points. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an
onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ILLIS arena. Did you
hear that BASHAHOLICS ANON was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of BASHAHOLICS ANON's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you
who like math, try this one: BASHAHOLICS ANON + Weapons That go Boom = HANGOVERS +
Avoid City.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ILLIS have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THOSE I HURT 2778 13 14 0 140 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THERE IS A GOD 2779 13 12 0 133 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 32 4 0 131 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
NAZARETH 2503 29 13 0 112 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 15 8 0 106 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LONG ISLAND 2500 27 5 0 102 HANGOVERS (265)
MARGARITA 2633 15 8 0 97 HANGOVERS (265)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRISH FLAG 2674 12 10 2 89 HANGOVERS (265)
CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 15 8 1 83 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 10 7 4 60 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLIM JIM 2927 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 9 7 0 53 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
WILD BILL 2968 8 3 1 50 YOUNG GUNS (316)
ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 5 2 0 45 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
SINGAPORE SLING 2974 3 1 0 35 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BABY RUTH 2943 3 2 0 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983 2 0 0 24 HANGOVERS (265)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILLY THE KID 2969 4 7 0 23 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-RECOVERY SETBACK 2951 1 1 0 23 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
DEEP WATERS 2989 1 1 1 17 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
PILLOW FIGHT 2993 1 0 0 16 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
SEA FOAM 2987 1 1 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
OCEAN SPRAY 2988 1 0 0 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-NEAPOLITAN 2971 0 1 0 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
ANNIE OAKLEY 2990 1 1 0 4 YOUNG GUNS (316)
WYATT EARP 2996 0 1 0 1 YOUNG GUNS (316)
HOODOO BROWN 2995 0 1 0 1 YOUNG GUNS (316)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 2994 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317 SPYMASTER 319 NONE
SUNDANCE KID 2970 4 5 0 YOUNG GUNS 316 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 317
PERSONAL ADS
Church of Rising Frustration -- Matching up with you is getting old. Fast! -- Wild
Bill
Singapore Sling -- You're a slippery little so-and-so. If I ever develop any defense,
I'm coming for you! -- Billy The Kid
Sea Foam -- Cup check! (You failed) -- Annie Oakley
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEDIES was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IRISH FLAG was devastated by THOSE I HURT in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
SINGAPORE SLING was defeated by WILD BILL in a 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
DARK SIDE OF MOON slimly won victory over DEEP WATERS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
LONG ISLAND was viciously subdued by FEARLESS INVENTORY in a 3 minute expert's brawl.
THERE IS A GOD viciously subdued NAZARETH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's match.
MARGARITA overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute melee.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION won victory over DOOMIE JUGGERNAUT in a 5 minute expert's duel.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN vanquished HUMAN PRETZEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STONE TEMPLE PILOT overpowered BILLY THE KID in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT demolished TITUS PULLO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SEA FOAM handily defeated HOODOO BROWN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ANNIE OAKLEY was demolished by PILLOW FIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OCEAN SPRAY overcame WYATT EARP in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 18 - 2 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 26 - 29 - 4 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 319 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THERE IS A GOD 2779 13 12 0 133 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
TOTAL PARRY IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 32 4 0 131 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 15 8 0 106 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
STRIKING ATTACK MARGARITA 2633 15 8 0 97 HANGOVERS (265)
BASHING ATTACK ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 5 2 0 45 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THOSE I HURT 2778. The most popular warrior this
turn was THERE IS A GOD 2779. The ten other most popular fighters were DEEP WATERS
2989, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787, MARGARITA 2633, THOSE I HURT 2778, SINGAPORE SLING
2974, STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755, WILD BILL 2968, SEA FOAM 2987, OCEAN SPRAY 2988, and
NAZARETH 2503.
The least popular fighter this week was ANNIE OAKLEY 2990. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOODOO BROWN 2995, BILLY THE KID 2969, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926,
HEDIES 2994, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, LONG ISLAND 2500, DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983, IRISH
FLAG 2674, WYATT EARP 2996, and PILLOW FIGHT 2993.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
IMMACULATECOLLECTION (59-2632) CHAPEL ROCK (287)