DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/01/2016 Duedate: 01/28/2016
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-321
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FEARLESS INVENTORY
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2787) [17-8-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FEARLESS INVENTORY DEEP WATERS
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-2787) [17-8-0,122] (59-2989) [2-2-1,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FEARLESS INVENTORY ALWAYS AN ADDICT
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2787) [17-8-0,122] (59-2956) [6-3-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. YOUNG GUNS (316) 45
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 40 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
3. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 0 Unchartered Team
4. HANGOVERS (265) 0
5. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) -4 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 4*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 12 7 1 63.2 1/ 4*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 11 4 0
2- 1 HANGOVERS (265) 214 142 17 60.1 2/ 1 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 10 2 1
3- 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 287 202 16 58.7 3- 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 7 2 1
4/ 3 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 27 28 6 49.1 4- 3 HANGOVERS (265) 5 5 0
5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 114 120 3 48.7 5/ 5 YOUNG GUNS (316) 5 10 0
6/ 6 YOUNG GUNS (316) 23 28 1 45.1 6/ 6 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Goodbye, cruel scum!!! Looks like we DID overcome Crip's scum army!!!
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BOOK
OF THOMAS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Coming up with
a solid 5-0-0 outing, BOOK OF THOMAS has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey
everybody, watch out for BILLY THE KID, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after
mashing HUMAN PRETZEL like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. ALWAYS AN ADDICT was subdued by WILD BILL
and drops 15 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say
'Challenge me'! THOSE I HURT made a Dark Arena Challenge against RICHARD H. this
week. The crowds were amazed this turn, as RICHARD H. killed the Duelmaster, THOSE I
HURT, leaving BASHAHOLICS ANON in mourning. This incredible death has allowed, I
might add, FEARLESS INVENTORY from BASHAHOLICS ANON to ascend to the throne of
Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy. An apple a day keeps the doctor
away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ILLIS arena. Did you
hear that CHAPEL ROCK was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of CHAPEL ROCK's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch BASHAHOLICS ANON's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft
at running from CHAPEL ROCK. And who is this PILLOW FIGHT you ask, with 25 points
and a 3-0-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! THERE IS A GOD defied all odds
and slew CHOKEBOT 2000 in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the
buzzards, as CHOKEBOT 2000's meat is notoriously tough. Congrats to BILLY THE KID
for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding HUMAN PRETZEL
a bit of dirt). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ILLIS have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it
(boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 17 8 0 122 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NAZARETH 2503 29 14 0 113 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-LONG ISLAND 2500 27 6 0 103 HANGOVERS (265)
-IRISH FLAG 2674 13 10 2 96 HANGOVERS (265)
-MARGARITA 2633 15 9 0 95 HANGOVERS (265)
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 16 8 1 92 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 10 7 0 66 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
WILD BILL 2968 9 4 1 58 YOUNG GUNS (316)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLIM JIM 2927 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
BILLY THE KID 2969 6 7 0 49 YOUNG GUNS (316)
ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 6 3 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-SINGAPORE SLING 2974 4 1 0 44 HANGOVERS (265)
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 10 9 4 43 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEEP WATERS 2989 2 2 1 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983 3 0 0 28 HANGOVERS (265)
PILLOW FIGHT 2993 3 0 0 25 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-BABY RUTH 2943 3 2 0 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEA FOAM 2987 3 1 0 24 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RECOVERY SETBACK 2951 1 1 0 23 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
OCEAN SPRAY 2988 2 1 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
EVER QUEST 3002 2 0 0 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
WYATT EARP 2996 1 2 0 12 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-FALSE IDLE 2984 1 0 0 12 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
ANNIE OAKLEY 2990 1 3 0 6 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-NEAPOLITAN 2971 0 1 0 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THOSE I HURT 2778 14 15 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 RICHARD H. 321 NONE
HOODOO BROWN 2995 0 3 0 YOUNG GUNS 316 BANDIT PRINCE 321 NONE
SUNDANCE KID 2970 4 5 0 YOUNG GUNS 316 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 317 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
For your Yuletide bloodletting pleasure, sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland."
Slay bells ring, are ya listenin'?
Beneath the moon, blood is glistenin'!
A grisly sight, we're happy tonight,
Watchin' all the Dark Arena fights!
In the daytime we can catch the action,
as the Duelmaster defends his crown!
All the criticals and bloody drama,
and if you're nasty you can challenge down!
Later on, by tavern fire,
managers, they'll conspire,
to face unafraid, the challenges made,
Duelin' in that Alastari land!
Wishing all good D2 managers a Happy Holidays!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango of Sunset
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THOSE I HURT was butchered by RICHARD H. in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THERE IS A GOD savagely slew CHOKEBOT 2000 in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HOODOO BROWN was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
FEARLESS INVENTORY overpowered DUM GRUNT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Title fight.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT was bested by WILD BILL in a 2 minute duel.
HUMAN PRETZEL was overpowered by BILLY THE KID in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SEA FOAM overcame WYATT EARP in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
OCEAN SPRAY vanquished ANNIE OAKLEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DEEP WATERS vanquished VENAL CLERK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PILLOW FIGHT vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EVER QUEST luckily beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 14 - 1 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 14 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 10 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 28 - 30 - 4 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 321 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 17 8 0 122 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
BASHING ATTACK ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 6 3 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787. The most popular warrior
this turn was ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956. The ten other most popular fighters were BILLY
THE KID 2969, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787, WILD BILL 2968, DEEP WATERS 2989, SEA FOAM
2987, OCEAN SPRAY 2988, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, HOODOO BROWN 2995, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, and
WYATT EARP 2996.
The least popular fighter this week was ANNIE OAKLEY 2990. The other ten least
popular fighters were EVER QUEST 3002, WYATT EARP 2996, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, HOODOO
BROWN 2995, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, OCEAN SPRAY 2988, SEA FOAM 2987, DEEP WATERS 2989,
WILD BILL 2968, and FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FEARLESS INVENTORY (59-2787) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THOSE I HURT (59-2778) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
THERE IS A GOD (59-2779) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)