DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2016    Duedate: 06/06/2016

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-324

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WILD BILL
YOUNG GUNS (316)
(59-2968) [12-4-1,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WILD BILL                      DOMME JANA
YOUNG GUNS (316)               VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
(59-2968) [12-4-1,93]          (59-3006) [3-0-1,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WILD BILL                      DIRTY MARY
YOUNG GUNS (316)               VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
(59-2968) [12-4-1,93]          (59-3005) [1-0-1,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VICIOUS VAMPS (319)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VICIOUS VAMPS (319)         59
2. YOUNG GUNS (316)            36      YOUNG GUNS (316)
3. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)       1      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (317)       -12
5. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)     -16      VICIOUS VAMPS (319)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*VICIOUS VAMPS (319)        8   1  2 88.9   1/ 3*VICIOUS VAMPS (319)       8  1 2
 2/ 2*BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      16  14  1 53.3   2/ 2 YOUNG GUNS (316)          6  3 1
 3/ 5 YOUNG GUNS (316)          29  31  2 48.3   3/ 1*BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      4  7 0
 4/ 3 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    28  30  6 48.3   4/ 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)    1  2 0
 5/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   115 128  3 47.3   5/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    1  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ILLIS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, BOOK OF THOMAS, but 
VICIOUS VAMPS was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for BILLY THE KID?  YOUNG 
GUNS' proud of him after beating ALWAYS AN ADDICT and getting 23 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  ALWAYS AN ADDICT got smashed by BILLY THE KID, and lost 21 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  WILD BILL stopped DUM GRUNT dead in 
his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  Like, is BILLY THE KID popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of ILLIS!  He's got a 8-8-1, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bummer deal for EVER QUEST!  He just barely was getting his 
"fighter feet" but got kill by DIRTY MARY of VICIOUS VAMPS!  Those're the breaks, I 
guess.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ILLIS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILD BILL 2968               12   4  1    93       YOUNG GUNS (316)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLY THE KID 2969            8   8  1    56       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-SLIM JIM 2927                 5   0  0    56       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926           11  11  4    48       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 DOMME JANA 3006               3   0  1    47       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
 SEA FOAM 2987                 5   2  0    42       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956         7   5  0    33       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-OCEAN SPRAY 2988              3   1  0    29       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-BABY RUTH 2943                3   2  0    24       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WYATT EARP 2996               2   2  0    22       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-PILLOW FIGHT 2993             3   1  0    21       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 CHERRY 3003                   2   0  0    20       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
 DIRTY MARY 3005               1   0  1    17       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
 LORI BOBBEDIT 3004            1   0  0    13       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
-GEMMA 3007                    1   1  0     9       VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
-ANNIE OAKLEY 2990             1   4  0     7       YOUNG GUNS (316)
-NEAPOLITAN 2971               0   1  0     5       SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
 RIVER RAT 3014                0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ICANSTOPWHENIWAN 3013   0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 DARK CHAMPION         324  NONE
RECOVERY SETBACK 2951   1  3 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 DOMME JANA 3006       323   
DEEP WATERS 2989        2  3 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 317   BILLY THE KID 2969    322   
EVER QUEST 3002         3  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317   DIRTY MARY 3005       324   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ICANSTOPWHENIWANT was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WILD BILL devastated DUM GRUNT in a 3 minute one-sided Title duel.
HUMAN PRETZEL was handily defeated by DOMME JANA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SEA FOAM was vanquished by SCRAWNY GEORGE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT was overpowered by BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EVER QUEST was viciously butchered by DIRTY MARY in a 1 minute gory beginner's brawl.
CHERRY devastated RIVER RAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LORI BOBBEDIT handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   6 -  2      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  14 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW        28 -  30 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 324 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WILD BILL 2968             12   4  1   93 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BASHING ATTACK   DOMME JANA 3006             3   0  1   47 VICIOUS VAMPS (319)
LUNGING ATTACK   SEA FOAM 2987               5   2  0   42 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WILD BILL 2968.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DIRTY MARY 3005.  The ten other most popular fighters were WILD BILL 2968, DOMME 
JANA 3006, BILLY THE KID 2969, CHERRY 3003, LORI BOBBEDIT 3004, ICANSTOPWHENIWANT 
3013, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, SEA FOAM 2987, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, and EVER QUEST 3002.

The least popular fighter this week was RIVER RAT 3014.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EVER QUEST 3002, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, SEA FOAM 2987, HUMAN PRETZEL 
2926, ICANSTOPWHENIWANT 3013, LORI BOBBEDIT 3004, CHERRY 3003, BILLY THE KID 2969, 
DOMME JANA 3006, and WILD BILL 2968.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes