DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/07/2016 Duedate: 07/04/2016 ILLIS ARENA DM-59 TURN-325 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WILD BILL YOUNG GUNS (316) (59-2968) [13-4-1,102] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WILD BILL POSITION IS EMPTY YOUNG GUNS (316) (59-2968) [13-4-1,102] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MARGARITA CHURCH OF RISING SUN HANGOVERS (265) CHAPEL ROCK (287) (59-2633) [16-9-0,101] (59-2657) [16-9-1,86] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM YOUNG GUNS (316) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 54 2. YOUNG GUNS (316) 3 HANGOVERS (265) 3. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 3 Unchartered Team 4. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 1 5. VICIOUS VAMPS (319) 0 T.P.KILLERS (72) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*VICIOUS VAMPS (319) 8 1 2 88.9 1- 1*VICIOUS VAMPS (319) 6 1 2 2/ 0 HANGOVERS (265) 215 144 17 59.9 2/ 2 YOUNG GUNS (316) 5 4 0 3/ 0 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 288 204 16 58.5 3/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 3 8 0 4- 2*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 16 14 1 53.3 4- 3*BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 2 4 0 5/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316) 30 32 2 48.4 5/ 0 HANGOVERS (265) 1 2 0 6/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 28 31 6 47.5 6/ 0 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 1 2 0 7/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 117 131 3 47.2 7/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! VICIOUS VAMPS? Who? YOUNG GUNS is the top team these days, buddies! Practice pays for ALWAYS AN ADDICT, who pummelled HUMAN PRETZEL, to pocket 19 points. CHURCH OF RISING SUN certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to DUM GRUNT and losing 6 points in the process! IRISH FLAG found out that ILLIS isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me. A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee. All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ILLIS? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WILD BILL 2968 13 4 1 102 YOUNG GUNS (316) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -NAZARETH 2503 29 14 0 113 CHAPEL ROCK (287) -LONG ISLAND 2500 27 6 0 103 HANGOVERS (265) MARGARITA 2633 16 9 0 101 HANGOVERS (265) IRISH FLAG 2674 13 11 2 91 HANGOVERS (265) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 16 9 1 86 CHAPEL ROCK (287) STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 11 7 0 74 CHAPEL ROCK (287) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SLIM JIM 2927 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 8 5 0 52 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BILLY THE KID 2969 8 9 1 50 YOUNG GUNS (316) HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 11 12 4 49 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) -DOMME JANA 3006 3 0 1 47 VICIOUS VAMPS (319) -SINGAPORE SLING 2974 4 1 0 44 HANGOVERS (265) -SEA FOAM 2987 5 2 0 42 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -OCEAN SPRAY 2988 3 1 0 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983 3 1 0 26 HANGOVERS (265) -BABY RUTH 2943 3 2 0 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WYATT EARP 2996 2 2 0 22 YOUNG GUNS (316) -PILLOW FIGHT 2993 3 1 0 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) -CHERRY 3003 2 0 0 20 VICIOUS VAMPS (319) -DIRTY MARY 3005 1 0 1 17 VICIOUS VAMPS (319) RECOVERY SETBACK 3017 1 0 0 13 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) -LORI BOBBEDIT 3004 1 0 0 13 VICIOUS VAMPS (319) -FALSE IDLE 2984 1 0 0 12 CHAPEL ROCK (287) -GEMMA 3007 1 1 0 9 VICIOUS VAMPS (319) -ANNIE OAKLEY 2990 1 4 0 7 YOUNG GUNS (316) -NEAPOLITAN 2971 0 1 0 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) HOLY SOLDIER 3008 0 1 0 1 CHAPEL ROCK (287) -RIVER RAT 3014 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BASHAPOCALYPSE 3016 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 MOUNTAIN TROLL 325 NONE ICANSTOPWHENIWAN 3018 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 HIGH ELF 325 NONE JUST ONE MORE 3015 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 SHEWISH GIANT 325 NONE RECOVERY SETBACK 2951 1 3 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 DOMME JANA 3006 323 DEEP WATERS 2989 2 3 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 317 BILLY THE KID 2969 322 EVER QUEST 3002 3 2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317 DIRTY MARY 3005 324 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JUST ONE MORE was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. BASHAPOCALYPSE was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute battle. ICANSTOPWHENIWANT was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. WILD BILL bested IRISH FLAG in a popular 1 minute Title fight. CHURCH OF RISING SUN was subdued by DUM GRUNT in a 3 minute master's competition. MARGARITA devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match. STONE TEMPLE PILOT handily defeated BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute uneven fight. HUMAN PRETZEL was vanquished by ALWAYS AN ADDICT in a 1 minute uneven duel. DARK SIDE OF MOON was savagely defeated by TITUS PULLO in a 2 minute gruesome duel. RECOVERY SETBACK defeated HOLY SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 2 70 | |AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 1 62 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 - 1 46 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 25 - 30 - 3 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 325 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW WILD BILL 2968 13 4 1 102 YOUNG GUNS (316) STRIKING ATTACK MARGARITA 2633 16 9 0 101 HANGOVERS (265) LUNGING ATTACK CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 16 9 1 86 CHAPEL ROCK (287) BASHING ATTACK ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 8 5 0 52 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MARGARITA 2633. The most popular warrior this turn was CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657. The ten other most popular fighters were BASHAPOCALYPSE 3016, MARGARITA 2633, STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, HOLY SOLDIER 3008, WILD BILL 2968, IRISH FLAG 2674, RECOVERY SETBACK 3017, JUST ONE MORE 3015, and HUMAN PRETZEL 2926. The least popular fighter this week was BILLY THE KID 2969. The other ten least popular fighters were ICANSTOPWHENIWANT 3018, DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, JUST ONE MORE 3015, RECOVERY SETBACK 3017, IRISH FLAG 2674, WILD BILL 2968, HOLY SOLDIER 3008, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, and STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes