DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/22/2016 Duedate: 12/19/2016
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-331
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NAZARETH
CHAPEL ROCK (287)
(59-2503) [33-14-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NAZARETH GHAST-LORD
CHAPEL ROCK (287) BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
(59-2503) [33-14-0,125] (59-3042) [0-2-0,2]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MARGARITA RECOVERY SETBACK
HANGOVERS (265) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2633) [19-10-0,95] (59-3017) [5-1-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
YOUNG GUNS (316)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 35
2. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 27 HANGOVERS (265)
3. YOUNG GUNS (316) 5 Unchartered Team
4. BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322) 3
5. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 3BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 HANGOVERS (265) 228 150 17 60.3 1/ 1 YOUNG GUNS (316) 9 6 1
2/ 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 303 207 16 59.4 2/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 8 1 0
3/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316) 45 43 3 51.1 3/ 4 HANGOVERS (265) 6 4 0
4/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 127 142 3 47.2 4/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 5 6 0
5/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 31 35 8 47.0 5/ 5 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 1 2 1
6/ 7*BLACK LORDS OF DOO (322) 0 6 0 0.0 6/ 7*BLACK LORDS OF DOO (322) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ILLIS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see FALSE IDLE win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER
beat IRISH FLAG and IRISH FLAG lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like
ILLIS has some guts at least, ALWAYS AN ADDICT the Duelmaster was this turn's
most-challenged warrior. ALWAYS AN ADDICT challenged NAZARETH for ILLIS' Title this
turn, and guess what happened? And it's out with the old, in with the new, as
NAZARETH takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know
what's new, don't you, ILLIS?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. ILLIS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
SHEWISH MUNCHIES the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
it looks like HANGOVERS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Nipped in the bud, you might say, was
SINGAPORE SLING of HANGOVERS this turn. Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have
a belly laugh. Heh heh. A big yahoo goes out to CHURCH OF RISING SUN this turn, for
revenging CHAPEL ROCK's bloodfeud against SHEWISH MUNCHIES' warrior HUMAN PRETZEL.
Heh, heh, heh. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in ILLIS to get a drink than The Swinging
Aardvark! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come
this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAZARETH 2503 33 14 0 125 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 20 9 1 117 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LONG ISLAND 2500 31 6 0 115 HANGOVERS (265)
STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 14 8 0 96 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
MARGARITA 2633 19 10 0 95 HANGOVERS (265)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 12 7 0 82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
IRISH FLAG 2674 15 13 2 81 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 13 16 6 63 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RECOVERY SETBACK 3017 5 1 0 56 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-SLIM JIM 2927 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
FALSE IDLE 2984 3 1 0 46 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
BILLY THE KID 2969 10 13 1 45 YOUNG GUNS (316)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983 6 2 0 32 HANGOVERS (265)
CALAMITY JANE 3028 4 0 0 30 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-BABY RUTH 2943 3 2 0 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026 2 2 0 24 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WYATT EARP 2996 4 5 0 20 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BELLE STARR 3035 3 1 1 17 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BAT MASTERSON 3045 2 0 0 16 YOUNG GUNS (316)
GHAST-LORD 3042 0 2 0 2 BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
VAMPIRE OF DOOM 3039 0 1 0 1 BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
-DARK-LORD 3038 0 1 0 1 BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
ARMY OF DOOM 3047 0 1 0 1 BLACK LORDS OF DOOM (322)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NEVER ENOUGH 3043 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 CHOKEBOT 2000 331 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RELAPSE 3044 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 IRON JUDGEMENT 331 NONE
RED DRAGONS-LORD 3041 0 1 0 BLACK LORDS OF D 322 BELLE STARR 3035 330
HOLY SOLDIER 3008 2 2 0 CHAPEL ROCK 287 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 329 JUST REVENGED
SINGAPORE SLING 2974 5 3 0 HANGOVERS 265 DUM GRUNT 331 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RELAPSE was butchered by IRON JUDGEMENT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NEVER ENOUGH was slaughtered by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN handily defeated HUMAN PRETZEL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
GHAST-LORD slimly lost to BELLE STARR in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud brawl.
ALWAYS AN ADDICT was defeated by NAZARETH in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
RECOVERY SETBACK savagely defeated BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
IRISH FLAG was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
STONE TEMPLE PILOT handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LONG ISLAND vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARGARITA vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SINGAPORE SLING was dispatched by DUM GRUNT in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
FALSE IDLE handily defeated LEE'S REVENGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARK SIDE OF MOON subdued WYATT EARP in a 3 minute match.
AGAIN AND AGAIN devastated VAMPIRE OF DOOM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CALAMITY JANE demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
BAT MASTERSON handily defeated ARMY OF DOOM in a 8 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 1 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 3 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 23 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 331 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NAZARETH 2503 33 14 0 125 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LUNGING ATTACK CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 20 9 1 117 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 14 8 0 96 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
BASHING ATTACK ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956 12 7 0 82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
AIMED BLOW FALSE IDLE 2984 3 1 0 46 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MARGARITA 2633. The most popular warrior this turn
was SINGAPORE SLING 2974. The ten other most popular fighters were RECOVERY SETBACK
3017, ALWAYS AN ADDICT 2956, IRISH FLAG 2674, WYATT EARP 2996, BELLE STARR 3035,
FALSE IDLE 2984, AGAIN AND AGAIN 3026, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657, GHAST-LORD 3042,
and STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755.
The least popular fighter this week was ARMY OF DOOM 3047. The other ten least
popular fighters were BAT MASTERSON 3045, CALAMITY JANE 3028, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926,
NEVER ENOUGH 3043, RELAPSE 3044, VAMPIRE OF DOOM 3039, LONG ISLAND 2500, BILLY THE
KID 2969, NAZARETH 2503, and DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MARGARITA (59-2633) HANGOVERS (265)