DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/16/2018 Duedate: 02/12/2018
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-346
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BILLY THE KID
YOUNG GUNS (316)
(59-2969) [22-16-1,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BILLY THE KID BELLOWS
YOUNG GUNS (316) NEXUS 5 (324)
(59-2969) [22-16-1,116] (59-3087) [1-0-0,10]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RECOVERY SETBACK SLIM JIM
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-3017) [14-6-0,91] (59-2927) [10-4-0,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 36
2. NEXUS 5 (324) 27 YOUNG GUNS (316)
3. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 23 Unchartered Team
4. YOUNG GUNS (316) 17
5. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 0 NEXUS 5 (324)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*NEXUS 5 (324) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 5 3 0
2- 1 HANGOVERS (265) 243 156 19 60.9 2- 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 4 0 0
3- 2 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 322 215 18 60.0 3- 1 HANGOVERS (265) 3 1 0
4/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316) 68 61 4 52.7 4/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 3 6 0
5/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 22 23 1 48.9 5/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 3 7 0
6/ 6 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 51 56 9 47.7 6/ 0*NEXUS 5 (324) 2 1 0
7/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 150 170 5 46.9 7/ 3 YOUNG GUNS (316) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ILLIS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Like, HANGOVERS had to
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SHEWISH MUNCHIES! Way to go
SHEWISH MUNCHIES! Uncool, YOUNG GUNS. I mean 1-2-0 is bad. Will they will be
allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The guys at SHEWISH MUNCHIES
like really pulled together to get a 3-1-0 this turn, moving up by 3. I talked to
NEXUS 5's manager before the fights. He said, "We're gonna do good." And look at
this: 2-1-0! Psychic, or what! MVP award for RIVER RAT? BOOK OF THOMAS' proud of
her after beating BELLE STARR and getting 16 points. Talk about yer big time losers!
PILLOW FIGHT got smashed by JUST ONE IS OK, and lost 5 points! Was that a tear I saw
in BILLY THE KID's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't RECOVERY SETBACK
fit to be tied! Who was the wiseguy that said ILLIS' Duelmaster was paying for
drinks at The Welcome Wench? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? SHEWISH MUNCHIES was the most avoided team. Is a
51-56-9 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are YOUNG GUNS?
SHEWISH MUNCHIES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember
you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILLY THE KID 2969 22 16 1 116 YOUNG GUNS (316)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LONG ISLAND 2500 36 7 0 146 HANGOVERS (265)
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 17 11 0 109 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 17 21 6 98 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
RECOVERY SETBACK 3017 14 6 0 91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
SLIM JIM 2927 10 4 0 91 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABY RUTH 2943 10 4 0 84 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-FALSE IDLE 2984 7 3 0 68 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DARK SIDE OF MOON 2983 10 4 0 64 HANGOVERS (265)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEA FOAM 2987 7 3 0 56 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
JUST ONE IS OK 3052 5 2 0 43 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-CALAMITY JANE 3028 6 4 0 39 YOUNG GUNS (316)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR GOODBAR 3060 4 2 1 32 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-JAR OF CLAY 3046 4 2 1 32 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-WYATT EARP 2996 7 8 0 29 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BELLE STARR 3035 7 4 2 27 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-COCO LOCO 3068 2 0 1 27 HANGOVERS (265)
OCEAN SPRAY 2988 4 3 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
RIVER RAT 3014 2 2 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-12 STONES 3078 3 0 0 24 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PILLOW FIGHT 2993 4 3 0 19 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
BAT MASTERSON 3045 4 5 0 17 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BELLOWS 3087 1 0 0 10 NEXUS 5 (324)
-STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI 3081 1 1 1 8 HANGOVERS (265)
HELLPOP 3085 1 0 0 7 NEXUS 5 (324)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 3093 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 317 RICHARD H. 346 NONE
DA1 3086 0 1 0 NEXUS 5 324 DARK CHAMPION 346 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEDIES was butchered by RICHARD H. in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RECOVERY SETBACK was overpowered by BILLY THE KID in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
HUMAN PRETZEL viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SLIM JIM bested M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
BABY RUTH overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
SEA FOAM bested MR GOODBAR in a 1 minute competition.
JUST ONE IS OK overpowered PILLOW FIGHT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BELLE STARR was viciously subdued by RIVER RAT in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
OCEAN SPRAY savagely defeated BAT MASTERSON in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
BELLOWS defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute beginner's match.
HELLPOP beat MINI-PUMPKIN in a tiresome 6 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 7 - 1 74 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 9 - 2 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 3 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 346 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BILLY THE KID 2969 22 16 1 116 YOUNG GUNS (316)
BASHING ATTACK RECOVERY SETBACK 3017 14 6 0 91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK SLIM JIM 2927 10 4 0 91 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
PARRY-LUNGE BABY RUTH 2943 10 4 0 84 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RECOVERY SETBACK 3017. The most popular warrior
this turn was SLIM JIM 2927. The ten other most popular fighters were OCEAN SPRAY
2988, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, RIVER RAT 3014, BILLY THE KID 2969, BABY RUTH 2943, JUST
ONE IS OK 3052, DA1 3086, SEA FOAM 2987, BAT MASTERSON 3045, and MR GOODBAR 3060.
The least popular fighter this week was HELLPOP 3085. The other ten least popular
fighters were BELLE STARR 3035, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, RECOVERY SETBACK 3017, HEDIES
3093, BELLOWS 3087, MR GOODBAR 3060, BAT MASTERSON 3045, SEA FOAM 2987, DA1 3086, and
JUST ONE IS OK 3052.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BILLY THE KID (59-2969) YOUNG GUNS (316)
RECOVERY SETBACK (59-3017) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
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