DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/13/2018 Duedate: 04/09/2018
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-348
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HUMAN PRETZEL
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2926) [19-21-6,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HUMAN PRETZEL POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2926) [19-21-6,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HUMAN PRETZEL BABY RUTH
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2926) [19-21-6,109] (59-2943) [12-4-0,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 35
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 16 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
3. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 11 Unchartered Team
4. NEXUS 5 (324) 0
5. YOUNG GUNS (316) 0LORDS OF DARKNESS II (51)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*NEXUS 5 (324) 4 2 0 66.7 1/ 1 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 10 2 0
2/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 28 25 2 52.8 2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 9 4 1
3- 2 YOUNG GUNS (316) 69 62 5 52.7 3/ 3 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 4 1 1
4/ 4 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 58 57 9 50.4 4- 4*NEXUS 5 (324) 4 2 0
5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 153 170 6 47.4 5- 5 YOUNG GUNS (316) 2 3 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail ILLIS! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. And let's see, PILLOW FIGHT fought SCRAWNY GEORGE and gained 21 points and
contributed to BOOK OF THOMAS' 3-1-0. SEA FOAM has lost to JUST ONE IS OK, falling
13 points, while helping make BOOK OF THOMAS a 3-1-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone
the Duelmaster have failed, and HUMAN PRETZEL remains ILLIS' top warrior for another
turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing
fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win. Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. SHEWISH MUNCHIES has cause to stand
tall, as they were ILLIS' most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding SHEWISH MUNCHIES more than any other team we find BASHAHOLICS
ANON. ILLIS, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. We'd like to remind certain teams
not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered
rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Always good to rest in ILLIS, but never good to wear out my
welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in ILLIS again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 19 21 6 109 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLIM JIM 2927 12 4 0 102 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
BABY RUTH 2943 12 4 0 96 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUST ONE IS OK 3052 7 2 0 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIVER RAT 3014 4 2 0 53 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
PILLOW FIGHT 2993 6 3 1 49 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
SEA FOAM 2987 8 4 0 45 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
OCEAN SPRAY 2988 5 4 0 43 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-CALAMITY JANE 3028 6 4 0 39 YOUNG GUNS (316)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MR GOODBAR 3060 4 3 1 33 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-WYATT EARP 2996 7 8 0 29 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-BELLOWS 3087 2 0 0 25 NEXUS 5 (324)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MACCABEE 3088 1 0 0 21 NEXUS 5 (324)
-BAT MASTERSON 3045 4 5 0 17 YOUNG GUNS (316)
-EYE CANDY 3077 1 0 0 13 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
-HELLPOP 3085 1 1 0 4 NEXUS 5 (324)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HUMAN PRETZEL devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BABY RUTH viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
SLIM JIM devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SEA FOAM was overpowered by JUST ONE IS OK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RIVER RAT viciously subdued SCRAWNY GEORGE in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
PILLOW FIGHT overpowered SCRAWNY GEORGE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OCEAN SPRAY overpowered TITUS PULLO in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 6 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 7 - 1 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 1 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 21 - 5 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 348 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SLIM JIM 2927 12 4 0 102 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
PARRY-LUNGE BABY RUTH 2943 12 4 0 96 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
BASHING ATTACK JUST ONE IS OK 3052 7 2 0 66 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMAN PRETZEL 2926. The most popular warrior this
turn was BABY RUTH 2943. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMAN PRETZEL
2926, RIVER RAT 3014, SLIM JIM 2927, JUST ONE IS OK 3052, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, OCEAN
SPRAY 2988, SEA FOAM 2987, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was SEA FOAM 2987. The other ten least popular
fighters were OCEAN SPRAY 2988, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, JUST ONE IS OK 3052, SLIM JIM
2927, RIVER RAT 3014, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, BABY RUTH 2943, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HUMAN PRETZEL (59-2926) SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA
We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7
miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!. It will be held at the Holiday
Inn Arlington at Ballston. Room rates are $79 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $129 on
7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy. There's free wireless throughout the property as well
as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar
inside the hotel. There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day. The rooms are
blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block. Reservations must be made by 6/12.
(As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)
Hotel site: http://www.hiarlington.com
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
-- RSI
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SEVENTH SON (1-9401) MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
DOMINATION (32-5232) ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
STARSCREAM (47-7419) DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE BOBSTER (82-1072) ODDITIES (184)
0001 (82-7927) JAN 2001 (1148)
0004 (82-7932) JAN 2001 2 (1149)
LAKES (82-22204) WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
SUPPERMAN (82-48250) HUNGRY HEROES (8107)
GEMS (82-49984) 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)
JACK MONTGOMERY (84-38004) MEDAL OF HONOR B7 (6651)
SKINNER (84-46102) XCOM BETA (7965)
PEPEROMIA PIZZA (85-2352) ADD SOME FLOWER (435)
WEBBED ZOMBIE (85-4040) MOM 'N DAD ZOMBIES? (735)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes