DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/09/2019    Duedate: 05/06/2019

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-362

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PILLOW FIGHT
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-2993) [14-4-2,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PILLOW FIGHT                   POSITION IS EMPTY
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)           
(59-2993) [14-4-2,136]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FISHHOOK                       FISHHOOK
ISLANDERS (247)                ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2807) [18-19-2,127]        (59-2807) [18-19-2,127]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ISLANDERS (247)             40
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)      15      IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
3. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)      9      Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (317)         4
5. NEXUS 5 (324)                0      DAMES (76)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)  229 101 11 69.4   1/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)     11  2 1
 2- 2 NEXUS 5 (324)             33  19  1 63.5   2/ 3 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   6  7 0
 3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      50  36  4 58.1   3/ 4 ISLANDERS (247)           5 10 1
 4/ 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   156 185  6 45.7   4- 2 NEXUS 5 (324)             2  6 0
 5/ 4 ISLANDERS (247)          458 588 19 43.8   5/ 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ILLIS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for FISHHOOK?  
ISLANDERS' proud of him after beating TESSAI and getting 43 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  RIVER RAT got smashed by LEE'S REVENGE, and lost 12 points!  Don't 
you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PILLOW FIGHT should let JUST ONE 
IS OK be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that 
said ILLIS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  BOOK OF THOMAS was ILLIS' most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are IMPROVED ILLUSION?  
BOOK OF THOMAS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is TIKI popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of 
ILLIS!  He's got a 14-12-1, is that good?  Speaking of challenging 28 points above 
did you hear about MUJURO UTSUTSU of IMPROVED ILLUSION vs. ISLANDERS' TIKI?  (And how 
was that intro!) MUJURO UTSUTSU lost to TIKI, but he got 3 points.  TIKI won, and got 
3 points.  I don't get it.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent 
warrior gets killed.  TESSAI, of IMPROVED ILLUSION had a 16-1-0 when he got bumped 
off by FISHHOOK.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from 
you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PILLOW FIGHT 2993            14   4  2   136       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISHHOOK 2807                18  19  2   127       ISLANDERS (247)
 SEA FOAM 2987                13   7  1    91       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUST ONE IS OK 3052           9   5  0    83       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-BELLOWS 3087                  9   3  0    75       NEXUS 5 (324)
 ZARUKO 2796                  11   6  0    68       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OCEAN SPRAY 2988             11   7  0    57       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIKI 2840                    14  12  1    55       ISLANDERS (247)
 HULA MIA 2947                 7   5  0    55       ISLANDERS (247)
 RIVER RAT 3014                6   5  0    42       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
-HELLPOP 3085                  9   6  0    36       NEXUS 5 (324)
-SINCLAIR 3099                 5   4  0    36       NEXUS 5 (324)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817           4   3  0    27       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 PEARL 2944                    6   7  0    25       ISLANDERS (247)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KREED THE QUATTRO 3094        1   0  0    21       NEXUS 5 (324)
 HARBOR SEAL 2954              4   6  0    18       ISLANDERS (247)
-CURTAINCALLER 3111            1   0  0    15       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 NEED A FIX 3107               1   0  0    13       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLOSET BASHER 3108      0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 BANDIT PRINCE         362  NONE
WITHDRAWAL 3109         0  1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 STONE GOLEM           362  NONE
MY CAN'T 3118           0  1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 MOUNTAIN TROLL        362  NONE
TESSAI 2795            16  1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 FISHHOOK 2807         362   
MACCABEE 3088           9  4 1 NEXUS 5 324          PILLOW FIGHT 2993     360   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tessai -- Listen, shorty, don't DO that to me.  I'm the favorite.  People love to 
watch me WIN. -- Fishhook

Zaruko -- Unsatisfactory.  I must be doing something wrong.  Maybe if I got a tattoo 
on my face... hmm. -- Tiki

Hellpop -- Not a good idea.  Think of the mess it would make. -- Hula Mia

Mujuro Utsutsu -- When was the fight?  Why didn't someone tell me when it started? -- 
Harbor Seal

Mini-Pumpkin is now mini pie.  Works for me. -- Pearl

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MY CAN'T was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WITHDRAWAL was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
CLOSET BASHER was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TESSAI was viciously butchered by FISHHOOK in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
ZARUKO defeated HULA MIA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MUJURO UTSUTSU was bested by TIKI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
PILLOW FIGHT overpowered JUST ONE IS OK in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
SEA FOAM bested M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute competition.
OCEAN SPRAY overpowered PEARL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RIVER RAT was unbelievably bested by LEE'S REVENGE in a 2 minute duel.
HARBOR SEAL lost to OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute fight.
NEED A FIX overpowered MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   5 -  1      17  |

Turn 362 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   PILLOW FIGHT 2993          14   4  2  136 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
LUNGING ATTACK   SEA FOAM 2987              13   7  1   91 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
PARRY-LUNGE      ZARUKO 2796                11   6  0   68 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
WALL OF STEEL    TIKI 2840                  14  12  1   55 ISLANDERS (247)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FISHHOOK 2807.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FISHHOOK 2807.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEA FOAM 2987, ZARUKO 
2796, TIKI 2840, MY CAN'T 3118, WITHDRAWAL 3109, HULA MIA 2947, OCEAN SPRAY 2988, 
RIVER RAT 3014, NEED A FIX 3107, and TESSAI 2795.

The least popular fighter this week was HARBOR SEAL 2954.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PEARL 2944, JUST ONE IS OK 3052, CLOSET BASHER 3108, PILLOW 
FIGHT 2993, MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817, TESSAI 2795, NEED A FIX 3107, RIVER RAT 3014, OCEAN 
SPRAY 2988, and HULA MIA 2947.