DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/07/2019 Duedate: 06/03/2019
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-363
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PILLOW FIGHT
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-2993) [15-4-2,141]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PILLOW FIGHT POSITION IS EMPTY
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-2993) [15-4-2,141]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FISHHOOK PEARL
ISLANDERS (247) ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2807) [18-20-2,76] (59-2944) [7-7-0,41]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 72
2. NEXUS 5 (324) 32 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 20 Unchartered Team
4. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 9
5. ISLANDERS (247) -50 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 232 102 11 69.5 1/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 9 2 0
2/ 2 NEXUS 5 (324) 35 21 1 62.5 2/ 2 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 7 5 0
3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 53 36 4 59.6 3/ 3 ISLANDERS (247) 6 9 1
4/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 156 188 6 45.3 4/ 4 NEXUS 5 (324) 3 5 0
5/ 5 ISLANDERS (247) 460 591 19 43.8 5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ILLIS! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for CLAYBORN? NEXUS
5's proud of him after beating VENAL CLERK and getting 20 points. Talk about yer
major upsets! JUST ONE IS OK's match with BELLOWS cost him a loss of 12 points!
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think PILLOW FIGHT should let
DOOMIE JUGGERNAUT be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the
wiseguy that said ILLIS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad? Don't
look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of BOOK OF THOMAS must be getting lonely. They were
the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? I don't know what
IMPROVED ILLUSION's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights
from BOOK OF THOMAS, that's fer sher. Can ISLANDERS' HULA MIA be more popular than
me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? I'm not so sure
MUJURO UTSUTSU knew all the facts when he challenged HULA MIA of ISLANDERS. I saw
MUJURO UTSUTSU stumbling and dribbling at The Warty Toad last week... Do you think
MUJURO UTSUTSU knew something before he challenged HULA MIA? He got a win and 25
points. What will the guy do next?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?
(ZARUKO vs. FISHHOOK, that is.) Enough already! All I've heard lately is "Will NEXUS
5 Bloodfeud PILLOW FIGHT of BOOK OF THOMAS to revenge MACCABEE's death?" I mean, who
cares? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PILLOW FIGHT 2993 15 4 2 141 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZARUKO 2796 12 6 0 95 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-SEA FOAM 2987 13 7 1 91 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
BELLOWS 3087 10 3 0 91 NEXUS 5 (324)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FISHHOOK 2807 18 20 2 76 ISLANDERS (247)
JUST ONE IS OK 3052 9 6 0 71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
OCEAN SPRAY 2988 12 7 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIKI 2840 14 13 1 56 ISLANDERS (247)
MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817 5 3 0 52 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
RIVER RAT 3014 7 5 0 47 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
PEARL 2944 7 7 0 41 ISLANDERS (247)
HELLPOP 3085 9 7 0 34 NEXUS 5 (324)
SINCLAIR 3099 5 5 0 34 NEXUS 5 (324)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HULA MIA 2947 7 6 0 32 ISLANDERS (247)
HARBOR SEAL 2954 5 6 0 25 ISLANDERS (247)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLAYBORN 3117 1 0 0 20 NEXUS 5 (324)
SWORDGRAVE 3115 1 0 0 15 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-CURTAINCALLER 3111 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
HIGHER POWER 3119 0 1 0 13 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ADDICT 3124 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 STONE GOLEM 363 NONE
DEAD 3120 0 1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 DARK CHAMPION 363 NONE
TESSAI 2795 16 1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 FISHHOOK 2807 362 JUST REVENGED
MACCABEE 3088 9 4 1 NEXUS 5 324 PILLOW FIGHT 2993 360
PERSONAL ADS
Ghost of Tessai -- That was in no way my intention. -- Fishhook
Zaruko -- Predictable. -- Hula Mia
Mujuro Utsutsu -- Armor is your friend. -- Tiki
Ocean Spray -- Too salty for me. -- Pearl
I *lost* to the Osksi Noble? That's so embarrassing. -- Harbor Seal
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ADDICT was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ZARUKO overpowered FISHHOOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
BELLOWS overpowered JUST ONE IS OK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SINCLAIR was viciously subdued by RIVER RAT in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MUJURO UTSUTSU devastated HULA MIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PILLOW FIGHT handily defeated DOOMIE JUGGERNAUT in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
OCEAN SPRAY vanquished TIKI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HELLPOP lost to PEARL in a action packed 3 minute fight.
HARBOR SEAL vanquished MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWORDGRAVE overpowered HIGHER POWER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
CLAYBORN demolished VENAL CLERK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 1 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 1 14 |
Turn 363 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK PILLOW FIGHT 2993 15 4 2 141 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
PARRY-LUNGE ZARUKO 2796 12 6 0 95 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
LUNGING ATTACK OCEAN SPRAY 2988 12 7 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
WALL OF STEEL TIKI 2840 14 13 1 56 ISLANDERS (247)
AIMED BLOW MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817 5 3 0 52 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HELLPOP 3085 9 7 0 34 NEXUS 5 (324)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FISHHOOK 2807. The most popular warrior this turn
was PEARL 2944. The ten other most popular fighters were ADDICT 3124, RIVER RAT
3014, ZARUKO 2796, SWORDGRAVE 3115, BELLOWS 3087, MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817, PILLOW FIGHT
2993, HARBOR SEAL 2954, CLAYBORN 3117, and FISHHOOK 2807.
The least popular fighter this week was HELLPOP 3085. The other ten least popular
fighters were TIKI 2840, HULA MIA 2947, SINCLAIR 3099, JUST ONE IS OK 3052, DEAD
3120, HIGHER POWER 3119, OCEAN SPRAY 2988, FISHHOOK 2807, CLAYBORN 3117, and HARBOR
SEAL 2954.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SINCLAIR 3099 (5-4-0) 7 3 1 NEXUS 5
KREED THE QUATTRO 3094 (1-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD NEXUS 5
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NEED A FIX 3107 (1-0-0) 1 1 1 DEAD BASHAHOLICS ANON
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SWORDGRAVE 3115 (0-0-0) 9 3 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION
HIGHER POWER 3119 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.