DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/04/2019 Duedate: 07/01/2019
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-364
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LONG ISLAND
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2500) [40-8-0,144]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LONG ISLAND POSITION IS EMPTY
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-2500) [40-8-0,144]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FISHHOOK PEARL
ISLANDERS (247) ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2807) [19-20-2,99] (59-2944) [8-7-0,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ISLANDERS (247)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 56
2. ISLANDERS (247) 34 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
3. HANGOVERS (265) 16 Unchartered Team
4. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 14
5. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 3 CHAOS REALM (226)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 233 105 11 68.9 1/ 3 ISLANDERS (247) 7 8 1
2/ 0 HANGOVERS (265) 254 162 19 61.1 2- 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 6 1 0
3/ 2 NEXUS 5 (324) 36 23 1 61.0 3/ 2 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 5 7 0
4- 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (317) 53 36 4 59.6 4/ 0 HANGOVERS (265) 3 1 0
5/ 0 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 329 228 18 59.1 5/ 4 NEXUS 5 (324) 3 4 0
6/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 158 190 7 45.4 6/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 3 8 1
7/ 5 ISLANDERS (247) 463 593 19 43.8 7/ 0 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! The boys at BOOK OF THOMAS left the arena dejected, after being kicked
out of the top spot by ISLANDERS. Good show! A certain someone should cut down on
the drinking and practice more, after losing 10 points to SINCLAIR. (Discrete
enough, JAR OF CLAY?) A certain someone saw PILLOW FIGHT at The Welcome Wench with
the shakes, and now she fails to show up to defend hers throne. What a pathetic
slob! Now I can't insult LONG ISLAND, as it has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh
great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in
ILLIS is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it
works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of IMPROVED ILLUSION, alone and unchallenged.
The warriors of IMPROVED ILLUSION found their efforts at combat frustrated as
BASHAHOLICS ANON apparently had more important things to do than fight. If
challenges were horses, FISHHOOK could open up a fast food joint! BELLOWS found
himself challenged by a warrior 20 below: JUST ONE IS OK. JUST ONE IS OK of
BASHAHOLICS ANON kept his wits as he slew BELLOWS.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! The warriors at NEXUS 5 stable were more sober than usual, after BELLOWS'
demise at the hands of JUST ONE IS OK. JUST ONE IS OK, don't make any long term
plans! Forgive and forget is not my motto. Take heed, NEXUS 5, as MACCABEE's death
remains unavenged. Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body
parts in the arena. A certain tavern in ILLIS would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. ILLIS, I
leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Welcome Wench. 'Til
next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONG ISLAND 2500 40 8 0 144 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PILLOW FIGHT 2993 15 4 2 141 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
JUST ONE IS OK 3052 10 6 1 108 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
FISHHOOK 2807 19 20 2 99 ISLANDERS (247)
-SEA FOAM 2987 13 7 1 91 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALSE IDLE 2984 8 7 0 77 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
ZARUKO 2796 12 7 0 75 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-OCEAN SPRAY 2988 12 7 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817 6 3 0 66 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
TIKI 2840 14 14 1 57 ISLANDERS (247)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEARL 2944 8 7 0 48 ISLANDERS (247)
SINCLAIR 3099 6 5 0 48 NEXUS 5 (324)
-RIVER RAT 3014 7 5 0 47 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
HULA MIA 2947 8 6 0 38 ISLANDERS (247)
HELLPOP 3085 9 8 0 35 NEXUS 5 (324)
-COCO LOCO 3068 3 0 1 35 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAR OF CLAY 3046 6 5 1 33 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
BAHAMA MAMA 3064 3 0 0 33 HANGOVERS (265)
BARNABAS 3079 2 0 0 31 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
12 STONES 3078 4 2 0 23 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
HARBOR SEAL 2954 5 7 0 22 ISLANDERS (247)
HIGHER POWER 3119 1 1 0 22 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-CLAYBORN 3117 1 0 0 20 NEXUS 5 (324)
SWORDGRAVE 3115 1 1 0 16 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI 3081 2 4 1 15 HANGOVERS (265)
-CURTAINCALLER 3111 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROZEN MUDSLIDE 3106 1 0 0 8 HANGOVERS (265)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ADDICT 3132 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 STONE GOLEM 364 NONE
WITHDRAWAL 3122 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 SHEWISH GIANT 364 NONE
ASHES REMAIN 3112 0 1 0 CHAPEL ROCK 287 STONE GOLEM 364 NONE
TESSAI 2795 16 1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 FISHHOOK 2807 362 REVENGED
UHM 3131 0 1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 SPYMASTER 364 NONE
BELLOWS 3087 10 4 0 NEXUS 5 324 JUST ONE IS OK 3052 364
MACCABEE 3088 9 4 1 NEXUS 5 324 PILLOW FIGHT 2993 360 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants, with special notice for Swordgrave and Higher
Power. -- the Islanders
Zaruko -- I thought I had you in my sights, but it was all an illusion. -- Fishhook
Mujuro Utsutsu -- Ack, it's ALL illusion, isn't it? -- Hula Mia
Ocean Spray -- (plaintively) But I LIKE ocean and even lake spray! -- Tiki
Hellpop -- Don't go around popping like that. It doesn't become you. -- Pearl
Pumpkin bread was never a favorite with me. -- Harbor Seal
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ASHES REMAIN was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
UHM was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ADDICT was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
WITHDRAWAL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZARUKO was overpowered by FISHHOOK in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
JUST ONE IS OK butchered BELLOWS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HELLPOP was bested by PEARL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
MUJURO UTSUTSU handily defeated TIKI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LONG ISLAND won victory over DOOMIE JUGGERNAUT in a 2 minute expert's Title duel.
FALSE IDLE defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute duel.
SINCLAIR viciously subdued JAR OF CLAY in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
HARBOR SEAL was handily defeated by BARNABAS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAHAMA MAMA demolished SWORDGRAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
12 STONES was viciously subdued by HULA MIA in a 2 minute brutal contest.
STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI was narrowly defeated by HIGHER POWER in a 2 minute gory brawl.
FROZEN MUDSLIDE overcame MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 2 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
Turn 364 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LONG ISLAND 2500 40 8 0 144 HANGOVERS (265)
BASHING ATTACK JUST ONE IS OK 3052 10 6 1 108 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
AIMED BLOW FALSE IDLE 2984 8 7 0 77 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
PARRY-LUNGE ZARUKO 2796 12 7 0 75 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
STRIKING ATTACK PEARL 2944 8 7 0 48 ISLANDERS (247)
WALL OF STEEL SINCLAIR 3099 6 5 0 48 NEXUS 5 (324)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HELLPOP 3085 9 8 0 35 NEXUS 5 (324)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FISHHOOK 2807. The most popular warrior this turn
was PEARL 2944. The ten other most popular fighters were SINCLAIR 3099, HULA MIA
2947, FALSE IDLE 2984, ADDICT 3132, MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817, HIGHER POWER 3119, FISHHOOK
2807, JUST ONE IS OK 3052, BARNABAS 3079, and STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI 3081.
The least popular fighter this week was ASHES REMAIN 3112. The other ten least
popular fighters were SWORDGRAVE 3115, HARBOR SEAL 2954, JAR OF CLAY 3046, TIKI 2840,
BELLOWS 3087, ZARUKO 2796, WITHDRAWAL 3122, UHM 3131, 12 STONES 3078, and BAHAMA MAMA
3064.