DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/15/2020    Duedate: 01/11/2021

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-384

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RIVER RAT
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
(59-3014) [12-7-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RIVER RAT                      KAPPA VOLANTIS
BOOK OF THOMAS (317)           VOLANS (326)
(59-3014) [12-7-0,112]         (59-3133) [6-0-1,71]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL                          KAPPA VOLANTIS
ISLANDERS (247)                VOLANS (326)
(59-2944) [20-15-0,100]        (59-3133) [6-0-1,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (317)        38
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)      35      IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
3. X RATED KNIGHTS (328)       19      Unchartered Team
4. VOLANS (326)                14
5. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)     14      VOLANS (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)  248 119 12 67.6   1/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    7  4 1
 2/ 3 HANGOVERS (265)          269 174 20 60.7   2/ 1*X RATED KNIGHTS (328)     7  7 1
 3/ 2*VOLANS (326)               6   4  1 60.0   3/ 2 ISLANDERS (247)           6  9 0
 4/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      68  48  4 58.6   4/ 7 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   6  9 0
 5/ 4 CHAPEL ROCK (287)        347 253 18 57.8   5/ 3 NEXUS 5 (324)             5  3 0
 6/ 6 NEXUS 5 (324)             67  54  1 55.4   6/ 5 CHAPEL ROCK (287)         5  9 0
 7/ 5*X RATED KNIGHTS (328)     10   9  1 52.6   7/ 6 HANGOVERS (265)           4  2 1
 8/ 7 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)   203 221  8 47.9   8/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)      3  0 0
 9/ 8 ISLANDERS (247)          510 646 19 44.1   9/ 8*VOLANS (326)              2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at X RATED KNIGHTS left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by BASHAHOLICS ANON.  Good show!  
What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for 
celebration, according to BASHAHOLICS ANON.  Practice pays for EVA ANGELINA, who 
pummelled VIRGIN CAESAR, to pocket 20 points.  A certain someone should cut down on 
the drinking and practice more, after losing 19 points to EVA ANGELINA.  (Discrete 
enough, VIRGIN CAESAR?) Now I can't insult RIVER RAT, as she has gloriously dueled to 
the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was 
the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's 
got a basic problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of IMPROVED ILLUSION, alone and unchallenged.  As 
a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of CHAPEL ROCK, so did that sorry team 
shy from IMPROVED ILLUSION Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HULA MIA is it 
right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't ISLANDERS proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Oh hard!  that 
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ILLIS is the highlight of my life.  My fingers tire 
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  ILLIS, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Dripping Blade.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIVER RAT 3014               12   7  0   112       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLAYBORN 3117                11   6  0   102       NEXUS 5 (324)
-SEA FOAM 2987                16   7  1   101       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 PEARL 2944                   20  15  0   100       ISLANDERS (247)
-OCEAN SPRAY 2988             17   8  0    93       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAHAMA MAMA 3064              9   2  1    89       HANGOVERS (265)
 MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817          10   5  0    81       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 ZARUKO 2796                  14  11  0    74       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 NEED A FIX 3141              10   9  0    74       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 PILLOW FIGHT 2993            16  10  2    73       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 KAPPA VOLANTIS 3133           6   0  1    71       VOLANS (326)
 WITHDRAWAL 3142              12   4  0    69       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLPOP 3085                 14  23  0    65       NEXUS 5 (324)
 FALSE IDLE 2984              11  13  0    64       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-FROZEN MUDSLIDE 3106          5   1  0    64       HANGOVERS (265)
 12 STONES 3078                9   6  0    58       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KRYSMOPOMPAS 3140             5   4  0    55       NEXUS 5 (324)
 JAR OF CLAY 3046             11   9  1    53       CHAPEL ROCK (287)
 HARBOR SEAL 2954             10  22  0    52       ISLANDERS (247)
 SWORDGRAVE 3115               5   3  0    48       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 RAIGEKI 3121                  4   1  0    48       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 BARNABAS 3079                 5   6  0    39       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO ONE WILL KNOW 3159         3   2  0    33       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 EVA ANGELINA 3173             2   2  1    33       X RATED KNIGHTS (328)
-DISCIPLE 3143                 2   4  0    24       CHAPEL ROCK (287)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JENNA JAMESON 3171            3   1  0    21       X RATED KNIGHTS (328)
 OIL SPILL 3161                4   5  0    17       ISLANDERS (247)
 VIRGIN CAESAR 3163            3   4  0    13       HANGOVERS (265)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOBBING CORPSE 3162           1   0  0    13       BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
 ROCCO SIFFREDI 3172           3   1  0    11       X RATED KNIGHTS (328)
 SHOO-CHA 3184                 0   1  0     1       ISLANDERS (247)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WARPSTORM 3144          1  4 1 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 MOUNTAIN TROLL        384  NONE
FALLING STAR 3180       0  1 0 VOLANS 326           SHEWISH GIANT         384  NONE
BILLY 3181              0  1 0 X RATED KNIGHTS 328  CHOKEBOT 2000         384  NONE
BOBBY 3183              0  1 0 X RATED KNIGHTS 328  HIGH ELF              384  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to Tiki, Sinclair, Higher Power and Hula Mia! Good luck on The Isle 
(or enjoy your retirement). -- X Rated Knights

Warpstorm -- The GC keeps casting us in scenes together. Not that I mind working with 
you... -- Rocco

Zaruko -- That was no illusion. -- Pearl, probably the next Islander to graduate
P.S.  Jorja looked up your name.  Someone in your house has too much time to look at 
comics and play online games.

Bahama Mama -- You're NASTY.  Good thing I was already graduated when that happened. 
-- Tiki

12 Stones -- I didn't know you were going to THROW them. -- Harbor Seal

Virgin Caesar -- HORSE RADISH?  Ick. -- Oil Spill

Sinclair -- Laugh all you want.  We're both out of here. -- Hula Mia, quarterstaff, 
high/low

KALTOS KAOS INVITATION ALERT

Who:   Any and all veteran or newbie Duel2 managers
What:  Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When:  Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
Where: DM 5 in Kaltos Arena
Why:   You know why! Hammer is hosting the Kaltos Kaos like he hosted the Morya 
       Madness over 17 years ago! Only Better!
How:   Declare your Manager Name and Team Name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus contact 
       RSI to forward two (2) Gift Certs to Hammer to complete your registration!
More info:  Contact Hammer by personal message in the Chatzy Duel2 chat, by email to 
kaltoskaos@aol.com, or by old school diplo note. 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WARPSTORM was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BILLY was butchered by CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
FALLING STAR was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BOBBY was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MUJURO UTSUTSU was bested by HULA MIA in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
12 STONES was viciously subdued by KAPPA VOLANTIS in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
JAR OF CLAY bested HARBOR SEAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
JENNA JAMESON slimly won victory over OIL SPILL in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
BAHAMA MAMA was vanquished by RIVER RAT in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
PEARL viciously subdued ZARUKO in a action packed 2 minute gory expert's fight.
CLAYBORN savagely defeated DUM GRUNT in a 2 minute gruesome match.
FALSE IDLE was beaten by PILLOW FIGHT in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
NEED A FIX savagely defeated HELLPOP in a 4 minute bloody master's competition.
WITHDRAWAL demolished SWORDGRAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BARNABAS was overpowered by RAIGEKI in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VIRGIN CAESAR was vanquished by EVA ANGELINA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROCCO SIFFREDI was vanquished by NO ONE WILL KNOW in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BOBBING CORPSE devastated SHOO-CHA in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  27 -  1      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  18 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  21 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 384 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RIVER RAT 3014             12   7  0  112 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
STRIKING ATTACK  CLAYBORN 3117              11   6  0  102 NEXUS 5 (324)
SLASHING ATTACK  BAHAMA MAMA 3064            9   2  1   89 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW       MUJURO UTSUTSU 2817        10   5  0   81 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
PARRY-LUNGE      ZARUKO 2796                14  11  0   74 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
WALL OF STEEL    NEED A FIX 3141            10   9  0   74 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
BASHING ATTACK   PILLOW FIGHT 2993          16  10  2   73 BOOK OF THOMAS (317)
TOTAL PARRY      12 STONES 3078              9   6  0   58 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL 2944.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KAPPA VOLANTIS 3133.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARBOR SEAL 2954, 
PEARL 2944, CLAYBORN 3117, PILLOW FIGHT 2993, NEED A FIX 3141, OIL SPILL 3161, 
RAIGEKI 3121, BOBBING CORPSE 3162, EVA ANGELINA 3173, and 12 STONES 3078.

The least popular fighter this week was SHOO-CHA 3184.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ROCCO SIFFREDI 3172, VIRGIN CAESAR 3163, SWORDGRAVE 3115, HELLPOP 3085, 
BAHAMA MAMA 3064, BOBBY 3183, NO ONE WILL KNOW 3159, BARNABAS 3079, MUJURO UTSUTSU 
2817, and FALLING STAR 3180.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HULA MIA (59-2947) ISLANDERS (247)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXI

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OCEAN SPRAY 2988 (17-8-0)              1  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       
SEA FOAM 2987 (16-7-1)                 1  3  0         BOOK OF THOMAS       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EVA ANGELINA 3173 (1-1-1)              1  3  0         X RATED KNIGHTS      
JENNA JAMESON 3171 (1-1-0)             1  3  0         X RATED KNIGHTS      
PENNY PAX 3169 (2-0-0)                 0  3  0  DEAD   X RATED KNIGHTS      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUPPORT GROUP 3168 (0-0-0)             4  3  0         BASHAHOLICS ANON     
HENRY DANGER 3154 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         NICKLEODEON          

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUDAS PRIEST 2506 (11-3-3)             6  3  0         CHAPEL ROCK          
HARVEY WALLBANGER 2382 (4-2-0)         1  3  0         HANGOVERS            

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SINGAPORE SLING 2974 (5-3-0)           4  3  0         HANGOVERS            
RSI CS 2482 (11-4-1)                   0  3  0         IMPROVED ILLUSION    

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MACCABEE 3088 (9-4-1)                  2  3  0         NEXUS 5              

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALVIN 3148 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         NICKLEODEON          

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR  (576) 
                    BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON  (354) 
                         TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS  (812) 
                 ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1  (4937) 
                        ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE  (5054) 
                      HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X  (7273) 
                      MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11  (3491) 
                     HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE  (5172) 
                     THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK  (6435) 
                       RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4  (8333) 
                             HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15  (20) 
                    INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15  (2240) 
                          TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA  (3594) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes