DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2022 Duedate: 07/25/2022
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-404
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BAHAMA MAMA
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-3064) [12-2-1,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BAHAMA MAMA POSITION IS EMPTY
HANGOVERS (265)
(59-3064) [12-2-1,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HARBOR SEAL SUBSTITUTION
ISLANDERS (247) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2954) [15-37-0,88] (59-3213) [5-4-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ISLANDERS (247)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HANGOVERS (265) 38
2. ISLANDERS (247) 30 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
3. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 20 Unchartered Team
4. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 16
5. TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 0 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 ISLANDERS (247) 8 7 0
2/ 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 273 143 14 65.6 2/ 6 HANGOVERS (265) 7 3 1
3- 2 CLAN DREKMOOR (330) 22 13 1 62.9 3/ 2 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 7 6 0
4/ 3 HANGOVERS (265) 287 181 22 61.3 4/ 3 NEXUS 5 (324) 7 7 0
5/ 4 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 374 274 18 57.7 5/ 5 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 4 4 0
6/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 239 256 11 48.3 6- 4 CLAN DREKMOOR (330) 2 1 0
7/ 6 NEXUS 5 (324) 83 99 1 45.6 7/ 7 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 2 9 0
8/ 7 ISLANDERS (247) 558 695 20 44.5 8- 0*TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Thanks for keeping the throne warm in our absence. Seems like the same old teams are
still here, though some of the warriors have changed over.
-- Bahama Mama
Hangovers
2-time Duelmaster of Illis
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ILLIS. HANGOVERS like really fought hard
to move up to 2nd from 6th. Way to go! MVP award for SHOO-CHA? ISLANDERS' proud of
her after beating JAR OF CLAY and getting 21 points. Talk about yer big time losers!
JAR OF CLAY got smashed by SHOO-CHA, and lost 14 points! This Duelmaster is like
something else! BAHAMA MAMA stopped ZARUKO dead in hers tracks! I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? IMPROVED ILLUSION was the most
avoided team. Is a 273-143-14 record really that scary? I don't know what CHAPEL
ROCK's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from IMPROVED
ILLUSION, that's fer sher. Can IMPROVED ILLUSION's ZARUKO be more popular than me?
She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? People were asking me did
SUBSTITUTION REALLY challenge HELLPOP? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but HELLPOP wants me to write
about it since he won victory over SUBSTITUTION. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAHAMA MAMA 3064 12 2 1 123 HANGOVERS (265)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWORDGRAVE 3115 13 6 0 106 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
HELLPOP 3085 18 37 0 99 NEXUS 5 (324)
-RAIGEKI 3121 8 3 1 98 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
FROZEN MUDSLIDE 3106 10 2 0 97 HANGOVERS (265)
ZARUKO 2796 21 16 0 91 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
DISCIPLE 3143 9 4 0 91 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARBOR SEAL 2954 15 37 0 88 ISLANDERS (247)
SHOO-CHA 3184 13 8 0 86 ISLANDERS (247)
12 STONES 3078 17 9 0 81 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
SUBSTITUTION 3213 5 4 0 81 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
JAR OF CLAY 3046 18 13 1 71 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
FALSE IDLE 2984 13 22 0 71 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OIL SPILL 3161 12 17 0 59 ISLANDERS (247)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOM BLIGH 3193 13 5 1 55 ISLANDERS (247)
-BROKENBONE 3204 6 4 0 51 CLAN DREKMOOR (330)
FLAMING SAMBUCA 3174 3 3 1 41 HANGOVERS (265)
JUBEI 3197 3 4 0 37 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURPLE HAZE 3165 3 2 0 33 HANGOVERS (265)
SOBER FOR 7 DAYS 3242 2 3 0 33 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NEW RIFF 3258 2 0 0 32 TEABAG@CINCY 21.1 (332)
-RAGEFIRE 3217 7 3 0 28 CLAN DREKMOOR (330)
AZA CHORN 3246 5 2 0 26 NEXUS 5 (324)
GREYHOUND 3219 2 0 1 26 HANGOVERS (265)
-WARBEAST 3203 2 2 0 26 CLAN DREKMOOR (330)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STARFISH 3232 6 4 0 22 ISLANDERS (247)
-GRIMFURY 3207 3 1 0 22 CLAN DREKMOOR (330)
GROBBENDONK 3229 3 4 0 17 NEXUS 5 (324)
-MADSLAYER 3205 2 2 0 12 CLAN DREKMOOR (330)
LOTHAR DYFONATE 3250 1 2 0 6 NEXUS 5 (324)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD 3253 0 1 0 IMPROVED ILLUSIO 261 DARK CHAMPION 404 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Swordgrave -- Was trying to avoid all those PPs to push tourney boundaries, now the
boss will just have to roll the dice. -- Bahama Mama
Zaruko -- Nice to see someone with as many arena fights as I have. -- False Idle
Harbor Seal -- Opposable thumbs make it much easier to twist off lids. -- Jar of Clay
Oil Spill -- We collided! What a mess. -- Frozen Mudslide
Shoo-Cha -- You must have a silent-H, as the boss keeps pronouncing your name like
"Suture" with a heavy north-east accent. -- 12 Stones
Tom Bligh -- I couldn't beat you before, not sure why I thought I could after such a
long time away. -- Flaming Sambuca
Grobbendonk -- I think I was left sitting still as I contemplated what your name
meant. Good strategy on your part -- Purple Haze
Jar of Clay -- May you fall off the counter and shatter! -- Harbor Seal, not a happy
loser today
Frozen Mudslide -- A horrible image! Something in Alaska, probably. -- Oil Spill a
warm-climate catastrophe by choice
12 Stones -- You outnumbered me! -- Shoo-Cha
Flaming Sambuca -- If you were on the west coast, we don't have to ask who set fire to
you. It was probably lightning. -- Tom Bligh
Lothar Dyfonate -- I have to say I automatically distrust anyone named Lothar. --
Starfish
P.S. And anyone who drags a fight out that long.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEAD was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SUBSTITUTION lost to HELLPOP in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
FALSE IDLE was demolished by HARBOR SEAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FLAMING SAMBUCA was bested by TOM BLIGH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PURPLE HAZE overpowered STARFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BAHAMA MAMA devastated ZARUKO in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
FROZEN MUDSLIDE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
12 STONES was handily defeated by SWORDGRAVE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
JAR OF CLAY lost to SHOO-CHA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
DISCIPLE overpowered OIL SPILL in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
JUBEI was defeated by LEE'S REVENGE in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
GROBBENDONK was handily defeated by SOBER FOR 7 DAYS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
AZA CHORN demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
GREYHOUND handily defeated LOTHAR DYFONATE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 17 - 1 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 16 - 1 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 25 - 2 44 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 404 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK BAHAMA MAMA 3064 12 2 1 123 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW SWORDGRAVE 3115 13 6 0 106 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
PARRY-LUNGE ZARUKO 2796 21 16 0 91 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
WALL OF STEEL SHOO-CHA 3184 13 8 0 86 ISLANDERS (247)
TOTAL PARRY 12 STONES 3078 17 9 0 81 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
STRIKING ATTACK SUBSTITUTION 3213 5 4 0 81 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HARBOR SEAL 2954. The most popular warrior this
turn was SUBSTITUTION 3213. The ten other most popular fighters were SHOO-CHA 3184,
JUBEI 3197, HARBOR SEAL 2954, DISCIPLE 3143, HELLPOP 3085, FROZEN MUDSLIDE 3106,
SWORDGRAVE 3115, SOBER FOR 7 DAYS 3242, GREYHOUND 3219, and TOM BLIGH 3193.
The least popular fighter this week was LOTHAR DYFONATE 3250. The other ten least
popular fighters were GROBBENDONK 3229, OIL SPILL 3161, JAR OF CLAY 3046, ZARUKO
2796, STARFISH 3232, FALSE IDLE 2984, DEAD 3253, AZA CHORN 3246, 12 STONES 3078, and
FLAMING SAMBUCA 3174.