DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/12/2003    Duedate: 09/25/2003

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-320

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BIGGLES
BUMS 'R' US (465)
(60-6032) [16-26-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VERISIMILITUDE                 GENEVIEVE
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)         REDLANDS PELETON (520)
(60-6550) [17-14-0,127]        (60-6576) [7-1-0,104]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BIGGLES                        BULL DOGGAM
BUMS 'R' US (465)              RED DOG GANG (476)
(60-6032) [16-26-0,114]        (60-6088) [16-24-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POWER BROKERS (527)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RED DOG GANG (476)          49
2. DEVIL'S REQUIEM (384)       41      ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
3. LOCK-OUT (368)              40      Unchartered Team
4. WIMPS OF DEATH (66)         35
5. SHADOW SIGNS (491)          34      REDLANDS PELETON (520)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*REDLANDS PELETON (520)     7   1  0 87.5   1/ 1*POWER BROKERS (527)      12  3 2
 2/ 1*POWER BROKERS (527)       16   4  4 80.0   2/ 4 RED DOG GANG (476)       11  4 1
 3/ 3 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)    95  54  5 63.8   3/ 2 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   10  5 0
 4- 4 SAAB STORY (389)         102  78  7 56.7   4/ 8*LOCK-OUT (368)            9  6 0
 5/15*LOCK-OUT (368)            16  13  0 55.2   5/ 3 KUNGFOOLERY (509)         7  8 0
 6/ 5 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       70  59  6 54.3   6/10 R.J.G. (475)              6  4 0
 7/ 7 WIMPS OF DEATH (66)      495 437 30 53.1   7/11*BLACK FRIARS (521)        6  7 1
 8/ 8 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  545 485 19 52.9   8/13 OGRES ARE US (270)        6  9 0
 9- 9 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430) 124 112 10 52.5   9/20*WING HOVE (529)           5  5 1
10/ 6 SHADOW SIGNS (491)        43  39  1 52.4  10/ 5 4000 BLOWS (107)          5  7 0
11/12 WILD CARDS (148)         661 606 25 52.2  11/ 6 WILD CARDS (148)          5 10 2
12/11 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    292 268  8 52.1  12/ 9 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       4  1 0
13/13 WINTERHOLM (478)          38  37  0 50.7  13/22 WIMPS OF DEATH (66)       4 10 2
14/14 BLOOD RELATED (395)      115 112  4 50.7  14/17*REDLANDS PELETON (520)    3  0 0
15-16*I HATE THEM (480)          4   4  0 50.0  15/31 FA CHING (388)            3  1 0
16/18 CLUB CULTURE (424)       120 125  7 49.0  16-19 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430)  3  2 0
17/19 THIEVES GUILD (396)       96 103  4 48.2  17-18 SAAB STORY (389)          3  2 0
18/21 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 117 128  9 47.8  18/25*THE UPSTARTS III (510)    3  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/23 OGRES ARE US (270)       109 124  2 46.8  19/28 BUMS 'R' US (465)         3  5 0
20/22 4000 BLOWS (107)         516 595 26 46.4  20-14*MY MOORPARK MOB (524)     3  6 1
21/25 BUMS 'R' US (465)        111 136  0 44.9  21/ 7 CLUB CULTURE (424)        3  8 1
22/24*BLACK FRIARS (521)        16  20  2 44.4  22/12*BEERBARIANS (528)         3 10 1
23-27*MY MOORPARK MOB (524)      8  11  1 42.1  23/21 SHADOW SIGNS (491)        3 10 0
24-28 JOKA MASHER! (283)       148 205  6 41.9  24-16*I HATE THEM (480)         2  0 0
25/ 0 LEGALESE (449)            33  46  1 41.8  25-23 JOKA MASHER! (283)        2  0 0
26/26 KUNGFOOLERY (509)         29  41  5 41.4  26/24*SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)    2  3 0
27/29 FA CHING (388)            60  87  3 40.8  27/32 WINTERHOLM (478)          2  4 0
28/30 RED DOG GANG (476)       209 341  3 38.0  28/35 THIEVES GUILD (396)       2  8 0
29/31*THE UPSTARTS III (510)    12  20  1 37.5  29/26 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348)  1  2 0
30/17*SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)     3   5  0 37.5  30/ 0*DEVIL'S REQUIEM (384)     1  3 1
31/34 R.J.G. (475)              39  74  1 34.5  31/ 0 LEGALESE (449)            1  3 0
32/35*WING HOVE (529)            5  10  1 33.3  32-29*DARK TOGS (526)           1  4 0
33-33 BROKEN SPIRITS (514)      23  47  1 32.9  33/34 BLOOD RELATED (395)       1  5 1
34/ 0*DEVIL'S REQUIEM (384)      9  20  1 31.0  34-15 BROKEN SPIRITS (514)      1  9 0
35/32*BEERBARIANS (528)          5  13  2 27.8  35/36 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   1 11 0
36-36*DARK TOGS (526)            2   8  0 20.0  36/37 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     0  5 0
37/ 0*RED AVENGERS (487)         0   3  0  0.0  37/ 0*RED AVENGERS (487)        0  2 0
38-38*I'M WITH STUPID (531)      0   2  0  0.0  38-39*I'M WITH STUPID (531)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

T#%S IV UPDATE:

TEAMS:
 1.  Ganolus/Hombre of Blood Related/Thieves Guild
 2.  Death Stud/Soultaker of Death Studs VII/Natural Disasters
 3.  Rascally Rabbit/Sandman of Saab Story/Smooth Operators
 4.  Shadowgate/Yukon of Shadow Signs/???
 5.  Wimpy/Judge of Wimps Of Death/Legalese
 6.  Nuln/Tiberon of 4000 Blows/???
 7.  Elephant/Sir Indimar of Lockout/Winghove
 8.  Ghoti/Armalias of Ogres Are Us/Forgotten Realms
 9.  Anti/Snotman of The Upstarts III/Wild Cards
10.  The Greek Guy/Rillion of Lurocians/Demons Of Darkness

As you may have noticed, a couple of teams have dropped out. I still need team names
from Yukon and Tiberon.  There is still time to enter T#%S IV, just contact me at
ganolus@aol.com.  The only two teams that have registered as Non-TOGS teams run by
TOGS managers are Lethal Anatomy and Eloquent Knights.

ENTRY FEES:
The following entry fees have been paid:  Ganolus, Death Stud, Shadowgate, Wimpy,
Ghoti, and Rillion.  The rest of you, I need your entry fees before the start of the
contest which will be the first Aradi turn run after the Fall Mail-In.  I have also
received an entry fee from CFH of 5 Below Zero.  I have neither this manager nor this
team registered for T#%S IV so if someone could explain this to me I'd really
appreciate it.

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

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T#%S IV PRIZE BREAKDOWN:

Team with the highest point total for a given round will receive one team set up per
manager.

Prizes:
1)  Rename Aradi for six months.
2)  Transfer one warrior each into Aradi from another arena permanently.
3)  Three months each of free fighting in Aradi.
4)  Each manager gets a TV challenge in Aradi for one warrior for six months.

1ST Place:
Three team set-up gift certificates per manager.
1ST place team gets to pick any three of the above four prizes.

2ND Place:
Two team set-up gift certificates per manager.
2ND place team gets whichever of the 4 prizes above that 1ST place doesn't pick.

3RD Place:
Two team set-up gift certificates per manager

***Team set-up gift certificate totals that are allocated for 1ST, 2ND, and 3RD place
may be increased if more teams join this contest.  Any questions, please e-mail me at
ganolus@aol.com.

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

           + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #14 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Not in Zuwayza:

     The change from the sunlit courtyard to the shuttered interior of the house was
abrupt and extreme enough to blind Tankesh temporarily.  He blinked impatiently,
trying to clear his vision, and blundered after the old man as soon as he could see
vague outlines.  Furniture seemed to leap out and bite him in the shins.  When his
eyes finally adjusted to the shadowed interior of the building, he saw that he was in
a long hallway with arches opening off both sides.  The old man was just disappearing
through one half way down on the left.  Tankesh hurried after him.
     The room was bare and dark, lit only by a single candle, although the
whitewashed walls made it seem brighter than it actually was.  The old man was
kneeling on the floor, which was of tile, white tile with black and red and gold ones
inlaid in a series of concentric circles.  It looked too much like a target for
Tankesh's comfort; he supposed that was just his imagination.  He hoped that's all it
was.  He squinted at the symbols the old man was drawing in some of the rings, but
they meant nothing to him.  Well, he didn't expect they would.  Adie would probably
recognize them, though.  Could he remember enough detail to describe them to here
when he got back?
     The old man stood up cautiously, one hand on the small of his back.  He pointed
with his stick of chalk to a spot in one of the outer rings.  "Stand there, young
man, and ask no questions.  Pay attention and watch for the proper place to get off.
This is simple, but not easy."
     The elf stood where he had been directed and watched the old man take his place
in the center of the circle.  "Proper place to get off?"
     "When the rim of the circle passes through your world," the old man said.
Sliding his sleeves back on arms like withered sticks, he began to chant.
     It was, or it felt like, several minutes before he saw the arch to the hallway
pass in front of him and realized that the circle was rotating.  He glanced down, but
there seemed to be no change in the tiles under his feet.  Back up, as a corner of
the room slid by, quickly followed by the next one.  Definitely rotating, and picking
up speed, too.  "When the rim of the circle passes through my world," he muttered.
"How will I know that, unless there happen to be landmarks in sight?"
     The old man didn't answer.  Tankesh hadn't really expected him to.  The walls
blurred and vanished, to be replaced by a seascape with waves breaking on a beach of
white sand and on rocks farther out.  A wave sliding inward at the end of its course
dampened the toe of one boot.  Pleasant looking, but nothing familiar.  Another blur.
A forest of standing stones lit by bluish light from two moons, both near full, and a
smell of fresh-spilled blood.  A blur.  A true forest, trees like columns reaching
into a green darkness overhead, mist, and a smell of things growing and dying.  It
called to something in his elven heritage, but it was not where he needed to be.  A
blur that seemed to last longer than the others, there was a hesitation and a pulsing
red light half way through it.  Something they weren't going to stop for.  Just as
well, that light looked like it might be fire.  A large vaulted chamber, the image
wavering slightly and indistinct at any distance from his apparent location.  Voices
speaking akhadic.  He tried to step out of the circle, but it was like moving through
cold tar.  The view began to blur, and he forced himself outward, throwing himself to
the floor outside the circle in a dive.
     It seemed to take forever to fall, his motion slowed to the point where he
wasn't even sure he was moving at all.  And then there was a sort of soundless click,
and the floor came up fast and hard, knocking the breath out of him as he hit and
rolled.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 234): MISS STEP of LADIES IN WAITING (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 470): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 470): LIVING DEAD GIRL of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 463): HOMELESS PRINCE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 459): HUGE TWIRLING MAN of DIABLO ALSO (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 460): PEROXIDE of THE NATURALS (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 460): EBON AH'BIS of THE DREADLANDS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 456): PURPLE DONKEY of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 421): KING LOVE of SUNNYLAND (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 415): FOOTSORE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 407): BINKLY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 182): MERADI of KING AND COUNTRY (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 319): ACHONDROPLASIA of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 309): PIPE LAYER of WORKING MEN (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 136): LONGSHOT of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 355): PIGMY RATTLESNAKE of NAME YOUR POISON from SOLVEN (Poison
                            Ivy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 234): WIMPS OF PERIL (Wimpy, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 470): MENS REA (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 470): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 463): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 459): THE ASININE (Philthy Phil, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 460): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 460): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 456): TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 421): THAT 80'S METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 415): BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 407): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 182): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 319): POWER BROKERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 309): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 136): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 355): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
                           FOTHERINFOP of WIMPS OF PERIL (Wimpy, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 469): LUKARIAN LAMORAK of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
                               JUGHEAD of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
                               BART WELLENS of 'CROSSED UP (Dr. Mabuse, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 459): HUGE TWIRLING MAN of DIABLO ALSO (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
                (turn 458): FLITTER MCGEE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 459): WENT TO MARKET of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY
                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 455): EGG SHERBERT of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 420): BIRDBRAIN of WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 414): AFRICAN GREY of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 407): BINKLY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                             OL' JOE COLLIN of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 181): LONGARMOFTHELAW of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 319): ONOMOTAPOEIA of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
              (turn 318): TYCANE of SWIFT CURRENT (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 308): RHYTHM METHOD of SURPRISE! (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 136): LONGSHOT of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of ARADI!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope 
to compare with WING HOVE's team record!  A 2-3-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 9th 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of FA CHING.  How else 
weeks like this one's 2-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 15th team?  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week CLUB 
CULTURE went 0-1-0 and fell 14 notches into 21st!  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 
record which OGRES ARE US managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a 
record will draw challengers!  BULL DOGGAM caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as he skillfully bested ONOMOTAPOEIA and was awarded 22 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, BULL DOGGAM put down 
ONOMOTAPOEIA, causing her to lose 16 points of recognition in the process.  Most 
watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was on BIGGLES as he bore arms against 
the challenge of reigning Duelmaster ACHONDROPLASIA.  The city has turned out in 
honor of BIGGLES, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the highest 
position in the city!  Would you believe that over half of the old women in ARADI 
seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  My inside sources tell me that the 
team to beat in ARADI these days is CLUB CULTURE.  At least, most blades in town are 
looking to avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was 
that spent the better part of last week avoiding CLUB CULTURE.  Indeed it was 
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms 
the knowledge that many fighters are after TEACUP TERRIER.  Watch your back!  A match 
that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that GOLDFISH posted a 
challenge against the more highly recognized TRIPLICATE THUNDER.  The results, you 
ask?  Well, the firebrand GOLDFISH defeated TRIPLICATE THUNDER.  Remember warriors, 
this is the discipline of steel.  I can not but mention with disdain the name of DR. 
MONKEYWOMAN who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 12 points below in 
the rankings.  I thought DR. MONKEYWOMAN showed great skill and promise when he 
subdued SLIPKNOT.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Look no more for CEROTE in the arena or 
on the streets of ARADI.  His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.  Inevitable for one 
at 16-9-0.  Was I the only one shocked to see the well respected fighter CEROTE 
(16-9-0) appear on the sands of the Dark Arena?  He is now dead.  This week marked 
the last days of GRIZNASSHOPPER who at 12-9-1 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by the 
command of WILD CARDS' demanding management.  DINGBAT has sworn to take up religion 
upon living to tell of hers recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing 
indeed!  Look no more for MAYHEM in the arena or on the streets of ARADI.  His fate 
was sealed in the Dark Arena.  Inevitable for one at 5-9-0.  Strange what qualities 
come forth in the face of certain doom.  THE SHREW has the town astir with the news 
of hers Dark Arena victory!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  
One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in ARADI.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, 
indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await 
me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a 
different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIGGLES 6032                 16  26  0   114       BUMS 'R' US (465)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUTZ'N ALONG 5437            25  18  0   143       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 VERISIMILITUDE 6550          17  14  0   127       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 5263        16  11  1   112       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-BEEROPOLY 5374               14  12  1   112       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 GENEVIEVE 6576                7   1  0   104       REDLANDS PELETON (520)
 BULL DOGGAM 6088             16  24  0   100       RED DOG GANG (476)
-BLACK EYE 6163               10   6  0    99       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 LUMMOX 6092                  17  40  0    94       RED DOG GANG (476)
 THE LIMELIGHT 6104           22  12  0    92       CLUB CULTURE (424)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRANTURISMO 4821             16  10  0    88       SAAB STORY (389)
 ACHONDROPLASIA 6546          10   2  1    88       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-TOO ICKY 5937                11   8  0    87       BLOOD RELATED (395)
-THE SPOTLIGHT 6329           12  12  1    86       CLUB CULTURE (424)
-RIFF 6452                     7   4  1    85       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
-UNDERGROUND BEAT 6083        15  19  1    81       CLUB CULTURE (424)
-THUNDRA 5122                 14  12  1    81       FA CHING (388)
 TRANSCENDENTALISM 6547       14   8  0    81       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-LAR'EH WALKER 5825            8   4  1    81       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 AVIENDHA 4721                15  14  0    79       FA CHING (388)
-JACARANDA 6129               10   5  0    78       WINTERHOLM (478)
-QUICKSAND 6554                8   2  1    75       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 SIRIUS 6193                  12  17  1    72       RED DOG GANG (476)
-SIR ZESTALOT 6557             7   1  0    71       4000 BLOWS (107)
 BLACK CAT 6268               11   8  0    70       SHADOW SIGNS (491)
 HEADROCK 3430                13  11  0    68       OGRES ARE US (270)
 BOONE 6090                   11  33  0    68       RED DOG GANG (476)
-WARAGEN 5573                 11   3  0    68       SAAB STORY (389)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PREJUDICE 5644                9   6  0    66       LEGALESE (449)
 DINGBAT 6515                  7   9  2    66       WIMPS OF DEATH (66)
-GAZREKK 6438                  6   3  1    66       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 IRREVOCABILITY 6549          12   8  1    63       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 ACUTE 6048                    7   4  0    63       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 SLOUGH 6134                  11   5  1    60       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
-BLACKBURST 5025               5  12  0    60       FA CHING (388)
-WON TOO MANY 5892             6   3  0    57       SAAB STORY (389)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD OF THE O RINGS 6022     14   8  1    55       WILD CARDS (148)
-SYRINGE 6003                  9   5  0    54       BLOOD RELATED (395)
 THE AYL'M'ER 6056             7   9  0    54       4000 BLOWS (107)
 MURRAY 6661                   4   0  0    51       POWER BROKERS (527)
 PRIME MINISTER 6011           6   6  0    49       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-GUMMI GHOUL 6411              5   2  1    49       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 KOBE 4497                     5   3  0    49       LOCK-OUT (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIK-BUTO 6396                 9   5  0    48       KUNGFOOLERY (509)
-LUCIFEROUS HOPE 6472          6   8  0    47       BROKEN SPIRITS (514)
-THORNE 5259                   5   1  0    46       FA CHING (388)
 KUNG POW KICKIN' 6571         5   5  1    45       KUNGFOOLERY (509)
 LAZY EYE 6564                 5   6  0    45       BUMS 'R' US (465)
 KILWICK 6130                  8   7  0    44       WINTERHOLM (478)
 DEMURRER 5828                 7   5  0    43       LEGALESE (449)
-ROBERT ROY 6645               4   0  0    43       MY MOORPARK MOB (524)
 WINKER X 6470                 6   6  0    42       4000 BLOWS (107)
-BLUE BEANIE 6461              5   4  0    42       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 CANTWELL 6664                 4   0  2    42       POWER BROKERS (527)
 NAPPY DUGOUT 6080            10   9  0    41       WILD CARDS (148)
-O'RIORDAN 6128                6  10  0    41       WINTERHOLM (478)
 MISTRESS BOMBTRONIC 6617      5   2  1    41       WILD CARDS (148)
 LACHES 5642                   7   8  0    40       LEGALESE (449)
 HELMS 6660                    4   0  2    35       POWER BROKERS (527)
-WHITE RAVEN 6484              7   3  1    34       SHADOW SIGNS (491)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEACUP TERRIER 6569           6   6  1    33       RED DOG GANG (476)
-THE GREEK GUY 6179            4   0  0    33       I HATE THEM (480)
 THE SHREW 6450                1   1  1    33       DEVIL'S REQUIEM (384)
-DEAD TWO 6729                 1   1  1    32       MY MOORPARK MOB (524)
 CYVIN 5258                    5   3  1    31       FA CHING (388)
 MARBURY 4499                  7   2  0    30       LOCK-OUT (368)
-OBITER DICTA 5860             4   5  1    30       LEGALESE (449)
 SMIRLIN 6568                  5   7  0    29       OGRES ARE US (270)
 KAPRIKORN 6151                7   6  0    28       WINTERHOLM (478)
 CORDELIA 6602                 5   3  0    28       BLACK FRIARS (521)
 THE HOLLOW 6118               5   5  0    28       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 NEWCASTLE 6669                2   2  2    28       BEERBARIANS (528)
 GOLDFISH 6718                 2   1  0    26       SHADOW SIGNS (491)
 UNUSUAL VIOLENCE 6595         3   0  0    25       R.J.G. (475)
 CHOPSTICKS 6596               2   6  0    25       KUNGFOOLERY (509)
-SCABBY 6514                   7   3  0    24       BLOOD RELATED (395)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TYVINREK 6513                 3   0  0    23       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
-MR OBLIVIOUS 6413             1   4  0    23       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 DR. MONKEYWOMAN 6623          3   2  1    22       4000 BLOWS (107)
 SHURIKEN 6615                 2   5  0    22       KUNGFOOLERY (509)
 EARL OF ZIPPY 6566            2   2  0    21       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 LEBRON 6767                   2   0  0    21       LOCK-OUT (368)
 HERROL 6694                   2   1  0    21       WING HOVE (529)
 CYMBELINE 6734                1   2  1    21       BLACK FRIARS (521)
 TRIPLICATE THUNDER 6616       3   4  0    19       WILD CARDS (148)
-THE PROPHET 6382              2   2  0    19       DEVIL'S REQUIEM (384)
-BEERZILLA 6170                2   3  0    19       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 GREEDYGUT 6371                5   1  0    18       WINTERHOLM (478)
-ANDROGENOUS STRAIN 6412       3   3  0    18       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 SYDA HAMMIE 6667              4   1  0    17       OGRES ARE US (270)
 ROSENCRANTZ 6786              1   0  0    17       BLACK FRIARS (521)
 FRUB 6794                     1   0  0    17       WIMPS OF DEATH (66)
 MC CAIN 6662                  3   1  0    16       POWER BROKERS (527)
-TOGS STINKER 6588             3   0  0    15       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 IKER 6505                     2   1  0    15       R.J.G. (475)
 BARON 6765                    2   0  0    15       LOCK-OUT (368)
-PIGGY 6655                    1   1  0    15       DARK TOGS (526)
 VORPAL BUNNY 6731             1   1  0    15       R.J.G. (475)
 SPONGEBOB 6504                2   1  0    13       R.J.G. (475)
 THE HERETIC 6399              2   2  0    12       DEVIL'S REQUIEM (384)
-BLOODLUST SHOCKER 6715        1   0  1    12       BLOOD RELATED (395)
 TALON 6736                    1   1  0    12       WING HOVE (529)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILK 6632                     3   2  0    11       KUNGFOOLERY (509)
 PULL MY FINGER 6625           3   1  0    10       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-RIP RAP 6599                  2   2  0    10       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 SOMFMA 6797                   1   0  0    10       OGRES ARE US (270)
 DINGEY 6480                   1   2  0     9       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 JAMIS 6735                    1   1  1     8       WING HOVE (529)
 INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630         1   0  0     7       BUMS 'R' US (465)
-TENA MARIE 6665               1   3  0     6       MY MOORPARK MOB (524)
 BUSH 6663                     1   3  0     6       POWER BROKERS (527)
 OLD SPECKLED HEN 6672         1   3  0     6       BEERBARIANS (528)
-ARIXIA 6637                   1   3  0     6       BROKEN SPIRITS (514)
-WILLOW 6659                   0   2  0     6       DARK TOGS (526)
-SPINNING 6710                 1   1  1     5       CLUB CULTURE (424)
 ERRING RIFT 6697              1   2  0     5       WING HOVE (529)
-TOGS LOSER 6619               0   1  0     5       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 CALIBAN 6732                  1   1  0     4       BLACK FRIARS (521)
 GOURMET GRUEL 6730            1   1  0     4       R.J.G. (475)
-TIFFANY ARIEL 6647            0   4  0     4       MY MOORPARK MOB (524)
 SLIPKNOT 6674                 0   4  0     4       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-EGRIM 6683                    0   3  0     3       BROKEN SPIRITS (514)
 KARATE WRECKER 6693           0   3  0     3       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 TAY STARLE 6808               0   1  0     1       WING HOVE (529)
 GUILDERSTEIN 6785             0   1  0     1       BLACK FRIARS (521)
-ERIK CARLSSON 6742            0   1  0     1       SAAB STORY (389)
 T-MAC 6806                    0   1  0     1       LOCK-OUT (368)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
NOT TOGSWORTHY 6798    0  1 0 4000 BLOWS 107        ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 320 NONE    
IL WAMPYRE 6624        1  1 0 4000 BLOWS 107        KUNG POW KICKIN' 6571 317         
DOUBLE DIAMOND 6671    2  2 0 BEERBARIANS 528       CYMBELINE 6734        320         
J.W. DUNDEE 6744       0  1 0 BEERBARIANS 528       BLOODLUST SHOCKE 6715 319         
IAGO 6601              2  3 0 BLACK FRIARS 521      NEWCASTLE 6669        317         
OTHELLO 6733           1  1 0 BLACK FRIARS 521      NEWCASTLE 6669        319         
BLOOD SUCKER 6796      0  1 0 BLOOD RELATED 395     MARINE TROLL 18       320 NONE    
DECHALA 6682           1  2 0 BROKEN SPIRITS 514    CANTWELL 6664         319         
JORGE BLACK ORC 20     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          DINGBAT 6515          320 NONE    
ARNIE SHEW 21          0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          THE SHREW 6450        320 NONE    
MANDY 6656             0  1 0 DARK TOGS 526         HELMS 6660            317         
JORDAN 6658            1  1 0 DARK TOGS 526         MISTRESS BOMBTRO 6617 318         
MABEL, MABEL 6768      0  1 0 DEATH STUDS VII 301   SPYMASTER 22          320 NONE    
THE BIRD 6801          0  1 0 DEVIL'S REQUIEM 384   SEA MONSTER 27        320 NONE    
THE SWALLOW 6802       0  1 0 DEVIL'S REQUIEM 384   MARINE TROLL 18       320 NONE    
MAYHEM 5784            5 10 0 LEGALESE 449          SEA MONSTER 27        320 NONE    
EDWARD GIOVANNI 6649   1  1 0 MY MOORPARK MOB 524   DR. MONKEYWOMAN 6623  317         
ICESLIDE 6789          0  1 0 NATURAL DISASTERS 159 BORED ELF 19          320 NONE    
ROCKSLIDE 6790         0  1 0 NATURAL DISASTERS 159 SPYMASTER 22          320 NONE    
LANDSLIDE 6791         0  1 0 NATURAL DISASTERS 159 JORGE BLACK ORC 20    320 NONE    
MUDSLIDE 6792          0  1 0 NATURAL DISASTERS 159 STONE GOLEM 26        320 NONE    
CEPL 6666              2  3 0 OGRES ARE US 270      TEACUP TERRIER 6569   320         
2 6805                 0  1 0 RED AVENGERS 487      JORGE BLACK ORC 20    320 NONE    
SHARK 6755             0  2 0 SHADOW SIGNS 491      ARNIE SHEW 21         320 NONE    
DEAD FISH 6800         0  1 0 SHADOW SIGNS 491      BORED ELF 19          320 NONE    
TRASH 6804             0  1 0 SMOOTH OPERATORS 523  JORGE BLACK ORC 20    320 NONE    
BOB 6807               0  1 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     ARNIE SHEW 21         320 NONE    
JARVIS JOKELSON 6581   0  1 0 THE UPSTARTS III 510  BORED ELF 19          320 NONE    
GRIZNASSHOPPER 6024   12 10 1 WILD CARDS 148        SEA MONSTER 27        320 NONE    
CEROTE 6331           16 10 0 WIMPS OF DEATH 66     SPYMASTER 22          320 NONE    
QUITTER 6795           0  1 0 WIMPS OF DEATH 66     SPYMASTER 22          320 NONE    
NOT AIMED 6793         0  1 0 WIMPS OF DEATH 66     ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 320 NONE    
GONE 6753              0  1 0 WIMPS OF DEATH 66     HELMS 6660            319         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

TOGS Commissioner -- Please register the Duo of CFH/5 Below Zero and Jack Wolfspider/
Winterholm for this year's contest. -- CFH
P.S.  Having never participated in TOGS, I hear it's a quality gig.  I am looking
forward to it.  Thanks for the opportunity.

Hey guys, just visiting Aradi to drop off some gifts.  How do you like my new
vocabulary?  I went to Harvard and got an English-Alastarian degree and to Doc Spoc
for a few drugs to cool my demeanor.  Neato, huh?  Anyway, my gifts.  For Snotperson
a half-empty glass for his double entendres.  For Death Stud, a brand new stool, a
five footer, so we can see eye-to-eye.  For Soultaker, a Cincinnati Bengal sock cap
(didn't think he needed a good one) to warm his chrome.  And for Nuln, a shiny zipper
to help keep both his mouth and his whatever in check. -- The Crazy Creepster

Hey, Soulie!  You got Onomatopoeia out!  Guess you are learning how to run those
Scummies, huh?  Need to work on those records, Bud. -- The Crazy Creepster

Snotman, Mistress Bombtronic killed!?!  Really!?!  I know her from the face!  My
friend Kennelworth proxied her!  She killed!?!  How cool!  You must be a really great
manager, or the opposing manager was a schmuck? -- The Crazy Creepster

Achondroplasia is Duelmaster of Aradi?  A great TC Duelmaster?  Always good to see a
former Consortiumite do well.  Sir Rube's, wasn't he, Soulie?  Consortiumite,
Soultaker; did you get that? -- The Crazy Creepster

And remember, Togs isn't over until Chromie sings.... -- The Crazy Creepster

     Why, 'cause everyone leaves then?  *grin*  It had to be said, though he may be a
     fine singer for all I know. -- Ed. trying to be fair

Prime Minister -- A mere minister, prime or otherwise, is nothing when illuminated by
a Star. -- Sirius, the Dog Star

Headrock -- I chase rocks sometimes, if people will throw 'em for me.  Otherwise,
they're just (cough) targets, you know? -- Bull Doggam

Kung Pow Kickin' -- Damn straight you needed serious treatment!  Anyone who'd kick a
good dog like me is a Bad Man.  And I know what to do with Bad Men:  bite them! --
Boone

Murray -- You had BETTER not be laughing.  I hate it when people laugh at me.  I take
my duties seriously, you know. -- Teacup Terrier, smaller than she appears

Granturismo -- Oh, cats.  I know I shouldn't chase cars, but I just can't help
myself. -- Lummox

Cerote -- Can't I just carry my backup in my mouth? -- Lummox

     No, not unless it's a backup tennis ball. -- Ed. laying down the law

Attention -- Taps continues to play at the Wimps guild house. -- Wimpy

Ganolus -- I'm pretty sure you insulted me last turn in your comment to Snotguy...
but I'm not really sure, as I didn't understand what you said.  So...uh...SAME TO
YOU!  NYAH NYAH NYAAAAAH!!  >:P -- Anti

Death Stud and the rest of the Hugga Bunch -- Ya guys have gone quiet again...WAKE
UP!! :D -- Anti

Ed. -- Guess it's a yelling sort a day today.  Must be coffee chased with cola I drank non-stop at work this morning.  ;P -- Anti

     It couldn't be that you just felt like yelling, could it?  Not that having a

     cola chasing a coffee around in my stomach wouldn't make me behave a bit oddly
     too.  Which is why I never allow any such thing to happen.  There's enough
     oddity around without my help. -- Ed.

Newcastle -- We are coming and we are dying.  Sorry I left off that little bit. --
Black Friars

Beerbarbarians -- What do you have against us?  Did we do something to you?  Just cuz
we laughed at your bitter beer face, so did everyone else. -- Black Friars

All -- Use Newcastle as your DA, at least you get to bloodfeud. -- Black Friars

Teacup -- Stop losing.  You owe me a rematch. -- Cordelia

Double Diamond -- HAHAHAHAHA!  Nice try. -- Cordelia

19 August 2003
     Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari),
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all
gladiators do.  They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves.  Whether they
had masks, who cares.
     Warriors, don't be afraid.  For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the
same ethics.  There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many
years.  A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by
pests.
     Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own
little world.  Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others.  Whether you
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
    Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.
Combat is combat, wherever you go.  Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
    So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous
Frothingsloshers.  If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition.  Choose it because Aruak is different.

Defenders of Aruak

25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
     Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
     Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
     mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
     Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
                     The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
                     Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CEROTE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRIZNASSHOPPER was slaughtered by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DINGBAT easily killed JORGE BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
MAYHEM was butchered by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
THE SHREW savagely slew ARNIE SHEW in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
SHARK was unbelievably slain by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD FISH was butchered by BORED ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
QUITTER was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
MABEL, MABEL was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JARVIS JOKELSON was slaughtered by BORED ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BOB was assassinated by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
2 was slaughtered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
THE BIRD was executed by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
NOT TOGSWORTHY was executed by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLOOD SUCKER was killed by MARINE TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ICESLIDE was easily killed by BORED ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ROCKSLIDE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
LANDSLIDE was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
THE SWALLOW was easily killed by MARINE TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
MUDSLIDE was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
TRASH was slaughtered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
NOT AIMED was executed by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ACHONDROPLASIA was devastated by BIGGLES in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
VERISIMILITUDE overpowered THE LIMELIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLACK CAT was savagely defeated by LUMMOX in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
THE AYL'M'ER was overpowered by AVIENDHA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRIME MINISTER was subdued by ACUTE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KIK-BUTO was viciously subdued by SIRIUS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
MURRAY overpowered CORDELIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HELMS savagely defeated CHOPSTICKS in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
MARBURY outlasted THE HOLLOW in a slow 34 minute gory Challenge duel.
CANTWELL demolished SHURIKEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DR. MONKEYWOMAN viciously subdued SLIPKNOT in a popular 9 minute Challenge fray.
SMIRLIN beat MC CAIN in a 1 minute expert vs. novice Challenge competition.
CEPL was assassinated by TEACUP TERRIER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SILK was handily defeated by CYVIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GOLDFISH demolished TRIPLICATE THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OLD SPECKLED HEN was luckily beaten by GREEDYGUT in a 6 minute gory Challenge bout.
BUSH was overcome by SYDA HAMMIE in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
TRANSCENDENTALISM was vanquished by GENEVIEVE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ONOMOTAPOEIA was viciously subdued by BULL DOGGAM in a popular 5 minute expert's bout.
HEADROCK subdued KILWICK in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
PREJUDICE won victory over MISTRESS BOMBTRONIC in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
SLOUGH luckily beat DEMURRER in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition.
BOONE viciously subdued LACHES in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
IRREVOCABILITY vanquished WINKER X in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NAPPY DUGOUT subdued NEWCASTLE in a popular 1 minute expert vs. amateur conflict.
LAZY EYE slimly lost to LORD OF THE O RINGS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
KAPRIKORN was handily defeated by KOBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KUNG POW KICKIN' savagely defeated VISITING ORC in a 2 minute fight.
THE HERETIC was overpowered by VORPAL BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UNUSUAL VIOLENCE overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DOUBLE DIAMOND was murdered by CYMBELINE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
CALIBAN was savagely defeated by IKER in a 2 minute gory novice's battle.
JAMIS was overcome by FRUB in a exciting 5 minute amateur's contest.
TALON devastated GUILDERSTEIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PULL MY FINGER was viciously subdued by HERROL in a 24 minute amateur's fight.
BARON devastated KARATE WRECKER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LEBRON overpowered DINGEY in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
GOURMET GRUEL was overpowered by ROSENCRANTZ in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
EARL OF ZIPPY devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPONGEBOB defeated ERRING RIFT in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
INSISTANT BEGGAR subdued TAY STARLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's conflict.
SOMFMA overpowered T-MAC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  33 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         AIMED BLOW        31 -  32 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         LUNGING ATTACK   107 - 119 -  9      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  69 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  73 -  4      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  41 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  82 -  6      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  31 -  5      31  |

Turn 320 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 12         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        6 - 11         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              AIMED BLOW         2 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VERISIMILITUDE 6550        17  14  0  127 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
STRIKING ATTACK  GENEVIEVE 6576              7   1  0  104 REDLANDS PELETON (520)
AIMED BLOW       THE LIMELIGHT 6104         22  12  0   92 CLUB CULTURE (424)
TOTAL PARRY      TRANSCENDENTALISM 6547     14   8  0   81 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BLACK CAT 6268             11   8  0   70 SHADOW SIGNS (491)
SLASHING ATTACK  PREJUDICE 5644              9   6  0   66 LEGALESE (449)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD OF THE O RINGS 6022   14   8  1   55 WILD CARDS (148)
BASHING ATTACK   DEMURRER 5828               7   5  0   43 LEGALESE (449)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BIGGLES 6032.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BULL DOGGAM 6088.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMURRER 5828, TAY 
STARLE 6808, LUMMOX 6092, DR. MONKEYWOMAN 6623, LAZY EYE 6564, JAMIS 6735, SIRIUS 
6193, OLD SPECKLED HEN 6672, BOONE 6090, and KUNG POW KICKIN' 6571.

The least popular fighter this week was THE HOLLOW 6118.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARBURY 4499, HERROL 6694, PULL MY FINGER 6625, SLIPKNOT 6674, MUDSLIDE 
6792, T-MAC 6806, GOURMET GRUEL 6730, KARATE WRECKER 6693, BARON 6765, and 
GUILDERSTEIN 6785.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

ONOMOTAPOEIA (60-6551) ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)