DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2004    Duedate: 06/17/2004

LOOPHOLES ARENA

DM-60    TURN-339

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TRIPLICATE THUNDER
WILD CARDS (148)
(60-6616) [17-9-1,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TRIPLICATE THUNDER             FREYJA
WILD CARDS (148)               VENDETTA INC (554)
(60-6616) [17-9-1,139]         (60-7234) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NAPPY DUGOUT                   THE GREEK GUY
WILD CARDS (148)               I HATE THEM (480)
(60-6080) [17-21-1,85]         (60-6179) [7-3-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WILD CARDS (148)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VENDETTA INC (554)          59
2. LOSERS (544)                43      THE WILLBURYS 13 (553)
3. I HATE THEM (480)           42      Unchartered Team
4. WILD CARDS (148)            33
5. DEATH STUDS VII (301)       29      VENDETTA INC (554)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*VENDETTA INC (554)         5   0  1  100   1/ 4 WILD CARDS (148)         12  3 2
 2/ 2 THE WILLBURYS 13 (553)    76  52  1 59.4   2/ 1 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     9  6 1
 3/ 5 SAAB STORY (389)         112  81  9 58.0   3/ 9 SAAB STORY (389)          8  0 1
 4- 4*MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)  11   8  1 57.9   4/ 6 DARQUE AGES (536)         8  3 0
 5/ 3 RED AVENGERS (487)        45  34  1 57.0   5/ 5 FA CHING (388)            6  6 0
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (536)         38  30  5 55.9   6/ 8 FORGOTTEN REALMS (185)    6  7 0
 7- 7 LUROCIANS VI (431)       109  88  7 55.3   7/ 3 THE UNDERWORLD (15)       6  8 0
 8/ 9 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    344 301  9 53.3   8/ 2 HIT ME WITH... (503)      6  9 0
 9/ 8 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  591 520 19 53.2   9/ 0*VENDETTA INC (554)        5  0 1
10-10 WIMPS OF DEATH (66)      538 476 31 53.1  10/13 LEGALESE (449)            5  7 0
11-11 POWER BROKERS (527)       56  50  6 52.8  11/22 LOSERS (544)              5  9 0
12/12 WILD CARDS (148)         715 644 28 52.6  12/24 JOKA MASHER! (283)        4  0 1
13/16 SHADOW SIGNS (491)        86  81  1 51.5  13-18 LUROCIANS VI (431)        4  1 0
14/13 HIT ME WITH... (503)      38  40  0 48.7  14-15 FIVE SPHERES (462)        4  1 0
15/17 FA CHING (388)           111 118  3 48.5  15/ 7 SHADOW SIGNS (491)        4  3 0
16-18 4000 BLOWS (107)         565 629 27 47.3  16/12 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   4  4 0
17-19 METAL MELTDOWN (344)     272 303 21 47.3  17/21 BUMS 'R' US (465)         4  5 0
18/20 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 121 135 10 47.3  18/23 I HATE THEM (480)         4 11 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/23 BEERBARIANS (528)         16  18  4 47.1  19-11 WIMPS OF DEATH (66)       3  1 0
20-21 WING HOVE (529)           35  40  3 46.7  20/34 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348)  3  6 1
21/ 0 13TH CIRCLE (131)        156 182 11 46.2  21/16 RED DOG GANG (476)        3  6 0
22/22 THE UNDERWORLD (15)       66  79  6 45.5  22/ 0 BLACK FRIARS (521)        2  0 0
23-24 ARADI'S DEAD (393)       111 140  5 44.2  23/25 BEERBARIANS (528)         2  1 0
24/25 BUMS 'R' US (465)        129 169  0 43.3  24-20 MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)      2  2 0
25-26 MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)      30  40  1 42.9  25-17 4000 BLOWS (107)          2  2 0
26-27 FIVE SPHERES (462)        36  49  1 42.4  26-26 WING HOVE (529)           2  3 0
27/29 JOKA MASHER! (283)       156 213  7 42.3  27/35 THE WILLBURYS 13 (553)    2  8 0
28/28 LEGALESE (449)            70  98  3 41.7  28/ 0*SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)    1  1 0
29/ 0 BLACK FRIARS (521)        37  53  3 41.1  29-30*MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)  1  3 1
30/32 LOSERS (544)              30  48  2 38.5  30-33 ARADI'S DEAD (393)        1  4 0
31/33 RED DOG GANG (476)       233 394  3 37.2  31/29 RED AVENGERS (487)        1  8 0
32/30*INNSMOUTH BROOD (535)     13  22  2 37.1  32/32*INNSMOUTH BROOD (535)     1  8 0
33/34 FORGOTTEN REALMS (185)    76 129  3 37.1  33-14 POWER BROKERS (527)       0  8 0
34/ 0*SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)     6  12  0 33.3  34/ 0 13TH CIRCLE (131)         0  5 0
35/36 I HATE THEM (480)         11  27  1 28.9  35-36 METAL MELTDOWN (344)      0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 244): MISS STEP of LADIES IN WAITING (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 490): DOG-TIRED of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 490): I ATE MY WORM of I BENT MY WOOKIE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 482): GEORGE BUSH of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 479): CROCONAW of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 479): SQUYER of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 480): AMEE of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 474): MESSENGER BIRD of GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 441): LEADFOOT of TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 434): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 427): ZACK of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 192): STRING BEAN JEAN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo
                            Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 338): TRIPLICATE THUNDER of WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 328): ERICKA BEARICKA of MONSTER CHILD (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 146): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 375): MONICA VIRTUESHIELD of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 244): TEN TON TOGAS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 490): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 490): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 482): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 479): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 479): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 480): WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 474): none
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 441): THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 434): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 427): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 192): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 338): none
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 328): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 146): CASTLE BLACK (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 375): RISEN FROM THE DEAD (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 243): NIGHT BLACK of PHANTOM FORCES 2 (The Catalyst, mgr.)
                           RANCID WAIF of HAPLESS WAIF (Berylstar, mgr.)
                           TAISHO of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 490): DOG-TIRED of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 491): CRISSY of VIEW ASKEW (Angus, mgr.)
                               BLACK OUT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 481): TURKEY JOE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
                           SKEEMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
                           BLIND GIRL of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 478): SOVEREYN of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 441): TERIS of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
              (turn 440): FRY GUY of TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 434): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 427): ZACK of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 191): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 337): THORNE of FA CHING (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 327): ELENA of SITTIN' ON ACES (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 146): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon LOOPHOLES, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at DEATH STUDS VII left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by WILD CARDS.  Good show!  Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, LOSERS blew up the rankings to 11!  Perhaps 
it is JOKA MASHER! members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 24th to 12th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after INGRATE WHITE 
NORTH showed LOOPHOLES what they could do:  2-1-0 to move up by 14.  SAAB STORY 
posted a nice gain, to come in 3rd.  Everybody loves a winner...  I doubt many are 
quaking in their boots, but VENDETTA INC comes out of nowhere to get 5-0-1.  What 
does the future hold?  Watch this space...  DEATH STUDS VII had cause to celebrate, 
after THE-SHOCKER got 23 points by beating LAR'EH WALKER.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, THE-SHOCKER was winsome, after beating LAR'EH WALKER and seeing 
him lose 20 points.  TRIPLICATE THUNDER successfully staved off a grab for the roses 
by LACHES of LEGALESE.  Does LOOPHOLES have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  
So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  
Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in LOOPHOLES avoid NATURAL DISASTERS.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, I HATE THEM scurried away from NATURAL DISASTERS.  Oh, the shame!  
Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever 
it is, DREK is the most challenged warrior.  Take heed LOOPHOLES, of the unprincipled 
action of ACK ACK.  By challenging SANDSTORM, 31 points below him, ACK ACK besmirches 
the noble art of dueling.  ACK ACK bested SANDSTORM.  The whole thing leaves a bitter 
memory.  IVAN found himself challenged by a warrior 22 below:  SOULTAKER.  SOULTAKER 
of LOSERS kept his wits as he beat IVAN.  Mismatched by 12 points, LORD OF THE O 
RINGS beat BRAK.  Is this really worth noting?  I thought BRAK showed great skill and 
promise when he was overcame by LORD OF THE O RINGS.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Those who owe TYPHOON XXII of DEATH STUDS VII money and had written it off, take 
note:  it'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND it'S MAD!!!  Ask not for whom the sword 
slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in LOOPHOLES is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid LOOPHOLES 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIPLICATE THUNDER 6616      17   9  1   139       WILD CARDS (148)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACK ACK 837                  16   8  3   135       THE UNDERWORLD (15)
 LORD OF THE O RINGS 6022     26  15  1   114       WILD CARDS (148)
-BEEROPOLY 5374               14  13  1   102       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 BRAK 94                      18  14  1   101       THE UNDERWORLD (15)
 ROSENCRANTZ 6786              8   5  0   101       BLACK FRIARS (521)
 WARAGEN 5573                 14   3  0   100       SAAB STORY (389)
 OBITER DICTA 5860            14  13  1    98       LEGALESE (449)
 BLACK EYE 6163               15  10  0    96       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 AVIENDHA 4721                20  27  0    95       FA CHING (388)
 LACHES 5642                  15  19  0    94       LEGALESE (449)
 NEWCASTLE 6669               13   6  4    91       BEERBARIANS (528)
-NOODLES 6247                  6   7  0    91       RED AVENGERS (487)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADOW ELF 1902              17  13  2    90       13TH CIRCLE (131)
 WON TOO MANY 5892             9   4  1    87       SAAB STORY (389)
 SANDSTORM 6813               11   6  0    86       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-LEO 6837                      9   2  0    86       DARQUE AGES (536)
 NAPPY DUGOUT 6080            17  21  1    85       WILD CARDS (148)
 TYPHOON XXII 6827            15   2  1    84       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-4-FT PARTY BONG 6908         10   5  0    84       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 THE-SHOCKER 6824              8   9  0    82       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-SICK PUPPY 5959              12  14  1    81       ARADI'S DEAD (393)
-MURRAY 6661                  12   9  0    78       POWER BROKERS (527)
-WIND 5906                    12   6  0    77       FIVE SPHERES (462)
 DREK 836                     10  14  1    75       THE UNDERWORLD (15)
 MISTRESS BOMBTRONIC 6617     16  10  1    73       WILD CARDS (148)
-LLUPERIOR LLORCES 5956       11   6  1    73       LUROCIANS VI (431)
-TALON 6736                    8   6  0    69       WING HOVE (529)
 CYCLONE 6816                 10   7  0    68       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-LLUGS AND LLISSES 5887       12  12  1    67       LUROCIANS VI (431)
-FRUB 6794                    10   8  0    67       WIMPS OF DEATH (66)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE RAVEN 6484             14  13  1    66       SHADOW SIGNS (491)
 EDDIE THE ECHO 3770           8   7  1    66       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 PIKEL 5808                   11  11  0    65       FORGOTTEN REALMS (185)
 SCRAG 6972                    8   7  0    65       LOSERS (544)
 GOLDFISH 6718                12  10  0    62       SHADOW SIGNS (491)
 ORIGINAL SHOCKER 6959        10   6  1    62       WILD CARDS (148)
 SUPERNOVA 6239                9   7  0    62       RED AVENGERS (487)
 PRIME MINISTER 6011           8   8  0    62       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 DEMURRER 5828                14  17  2    61       LEGALESE (449)
-HELMS 6660                   11  11  3    61       POWER BROKERS (527)
 DUNNO 6988                    7   7  0    61       HIT ME WITH... (503)
-FREEP 6812                   11   6  0    58       WIMPS OF DEATH (66)
 LAR'EH WALKER 5825            8   6  1    58       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 ANASTASIUS II 7117            5   4  0    58       DARQUE AGES (536)
-SON OF BLOODLUST 6823        12   5  0    57       4000 BLOWS (107)
-LLUCKY DAY 6021               9   8  0    57       LUROCIANS VI (431)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630        10  10  0    56       BUMS 'R' US (465)
 DIAMOND STAR 2501            11  12  0    51       13TH CIRCLE (131)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GREEK GUY 6179            7   3  0    51       I HATE THEM (480)
 ANGRY SANTA 6828             11   6  0    49       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 TOGS WINNER 7137              4   2  0    49       RED AVENGERS (487)
-HERROL 6694                   9   6  0    47       WING HOVE (529)
 DOVE FALCONHAND 5770          8  15  1    47       FORGOTTEN REALMS (185)
 HENRY IV 6899                 7   5  0    47       BLACK FRIARS (521)
-DERRIN 6952                   6   5  0    47       WING HOVE (529)
-ZYLLEIX'S SHADE 6939          5   8  0    47       SHADOW SIGNS (491)
-TAY STARLE 6808               6   7  2    44       WING HOVE (529)
-TWISTER 6114                  9   7  0    43       ARADI'S DEAD (393)
 FLICKED BOOGERS 6989          8   6  0    43       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 URBAN 7035                    9   2  0    42       DARQUE AGES (536)
 TOSSED SALAD 6987             7   7  0    42       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 DUKE 7090                     5   4  0    41       RED DOG GANG (476)
 SPED 6803                     4   6  0    41       BUMS 'R' US (465)
-ASSHE-MASTER 7000             9   3  0    40       4000 BLOWS (107)
-WATER 5905                    7   6  0    40       FIVE SPHERES (462)
-MOON BABY 6187                4   4  0    40       ARADI'S DEAD (393)
 WILDFIRE 6983                 7   6  0    39       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-GODFREY 6354                  6   7  1    39       ARADI'S DEAD (393)
-PAM'EHLA ANDERSON 5844        1   5  0    36       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-XXX 6975                     10   3  0    35       SHADOW SIGNS (491)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIKEN 6943                    7   9  1    33       LOSERS (544)
-JAMIS 6735                    5   9  1    33       WING HOVE (529)
-LIMPY LIMPY 7046              3   4  0    33       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 BEERZILLA 6170                3   4  0    33       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 NULN 7159                     2   2  1    33       I HATE THEM (480)
 SOULTAKER 7175                2   0  0    33       LOSERS (544)
 55 SUCKS MORE 6956            3   3  1    32       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 MANAGER 7094                  3   6  0    32       LOSERS (544)
 TELESPHORUS 7071              4   6  0    31       DARQUE AGES (536)
-GUILDENSTERN 6785             5   8  1    30       BLACK FRIARS (521)
 TRUST FUND BABY 6951          2   8  0    30       BUMS 'R' US (465)
-X=WHERE'S MY BEER? 7077       3   1  1    29       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
-TWICKLEBUM 6992               5   7  0    28       WIMPS OF DEATH (66)
 BARBIEDOLL LUST 7157          4   1  0    28       FA CHING (388)
-DR. FEELGOOD 7130             2   4  0    27       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 INDIMAR'S FAXMACHINE 7013     4   8  0    26       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 FALKYNOR 7182                 2   3  0    25       THE WILLBURYS 13 (553)
-BLAZE 7155                    2   1  0    24       FIVE SPHERES (462)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IVAN 7043                     6   5  0    23       FORGOTTEN REALMS (185)
-GRAFFIX 6909                  5   8  0    23       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
-VOHDE 7040                    5   3  0    23       FIVE SPHERES (462)
 VERDICT 7069                  4   6  0    23       LEGALESE (449)
-ZIG-ZAG MAN 7083              3   2  0    23       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 ONE-TIMER 7169                3   1  0    23       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 SONETT 7088                   4   0  1    22       SAAB STORY (389)
 BRUSHFIRE 7168                2   1  0    22       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 URLGEN THREE-FIST 7019        4   8  1    21       FORGOTTEN REALMS (185)
-SILVER BELLS 7014             5   5  0    20       SHADOW SIGNS (491)
 BUSTED NUTS 7134              4   3  0    20       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 FREYJA 7234                   1   0  0    20       VENDETTA INC (554)
 OBED 6831                     5   2  1    18       INNSMOUTH BROOD (535)
-DUST 7142                     2   2  0    18       FIVE SPHERES (462)
 EXCESSIVE NOSEHAIR 6834       2   1  0    18       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
 QUEENIE 7093                  4   5  0    17       RED DOG GANG (476)
 PRETTY BOY 7091               4   5  0    17       RED DOG GANG (476)
-Z=ENTER THESE 7079            3   1  0    17       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
-LLAPPY LLILMORE 7133          3   2  0    17       LUROCIANS VI (431)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARSH 6829                    2   5  1    16       INNSMOUTH BROOD (535)
-LOTUS BLOSSOM 7080            2   1  0    15       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
-NUDNIK 7162                   2   1  0    14       WIMPS OF DEATH (66)
 SIF 7237                      1   0  1    14       VENDETTA INC (554)
-CLINTON 7146                  2   3  0    13       POWER BROKERS (527)
 SHADE 7227                    1   0  0    13       I HATE THEM (480)
 FRIGGA 7233                   1   0  0    13       VENDETTA INC (554)
-PULL MY FINGER 6625           3   3  0    12       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
 ANTI 7228                     1   0  0    10       I HATE THEM (480)
-URBAN II 7174                 1   0  0    10       DARQUE AGES (536)
-IAGO 6997                     2   3  0     9       BLACK FRIARS (521)
-TUNE IN TOKYO 6627            1   1  0     9       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-CANDLEWIC 7165                1   2  0     9       4000 BLOWS (107)
-VAJRA HAMMER 7076             2   2  0     8       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
 PRINCE EHRYE 7164             2   2  0     8       THE UNDERWORLD (15)
-BALLROOM BLITZ 7016           1   1  0     8       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
 GARLIC BREATH 6626            0   3  0     7       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-Y=GET ME THIS ONE 7078        1   3  0     6       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
 RED HERRING 3993              1   3  0     6       13TH CIRCLE (131)
 HELLA 7236                    1   0  0     6       VENDETTA INC (554)
 IDUNA 7235                    1   0  0     6       VENDETTA INC (554)
-POWER TEMP 7082               1   1  0     4       ARADI'S DEAD (393)
 DEAD MEAT 4153                0   2  0     3       13TH CIRCLE (131)
 PIP THE TROLL II 7225         0   1  0     2       LOSERS (544)
 TANK'S PROSPECT 7229          0   1  0     1       13TH CIRCLE (131)
 TWEE 7208                     0   1  0     1       FA CHING (388)
 KERG 7219                     0   1  0     1       THE UNDERWORLD (15)
-MARY JANE 7173                0   1  0     1       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE 5   0  1 0   1                   55 SUCKS MORE 6956    339 NONE    
FRIENDLY CONSTABLE 2   0  1 0   1                   SIF 7237              339 NONE    
DARK CHAMPION 24       0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          TYPHOON XXII 6827     339 NONE    
CYVIN 5258            14 10 1 FA CHING 388          TRIPLICATE THUND 6616 338         
FLORIN FALCONHAN 5750  7 15 0 FORGOTTEN REALMS 185  ORIGINAL SHOCKER 6959 337         
WANNA BE 7226          0  1 0 I HATE THEM 480       MARINE TROLL 18       339 NONE    
ASSURNASIRBANIPA 7149  0  2 0 I HATE THEM 480       SONETT 7088           337         
ZANN 6830              2  6 0 INNSMOUTH BROOD 535   STONE GOLEM 26        339 NONE    
R'LYEH 7081            0  3 0 INNSMOUTH BROOD 535   SPYMASTER 22          339 NONE    
ARKHAM 6832            3  3 0 INNSMOUTH BROOD 535   X=WHERE'S MY BEE 7077 337         
VOLCANO 7048           3  3 0 NATURAL DISASTERS 159 QUETZACOATYL 6865     335 REVENGED
LOOSER 7232            0  1 0 RED AVENGERS 487      BORED ELF 19          339 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Thorne -- One more time before you go ol' buddy. -- Brak

Nuln -- You almost had me there, right up til they said go.  Ha! -- Ack Ack

LOTR -- If I had just a few more skills I might have pulled that off.

Murray -- Honey, that hair-pulling cat-fight tactic doesn't work with me. -- Brak

     No hair? -- Ed.

An Ambitious Guard?  Who let HIM in here? -- Duke

Trust Fund Baby -- Oh, shouldn't I have trusted you?  I thought that's what your name
MEANT.  And you were so polite, scratching behind my ears and offering me a bone and
all. -- Pretty Boy

Telesphorus -- You're a FOREIGNER!  You smell funny!  Snap, snarl. -- Queenie
P.S.  I hate sweet-and-hot scrod.  Awful stuff.

All -- I am Frigga (Dutch) Frigg (Norse) Frieg (English) Fricka (German), Odin's
consort, I favor the color silvery gray.  I know the fates of all men.  My strength
is my silence; even I cannot change or prevent your orlog or fate.  I spin the prima
materia with my magical distaff, then the Narns weave our orlog.  The rest is up to
you.  I am the leader of this stable. -- Frigga

CFH -- Now it begins.  I just quit a fast arena.  Let me know what's up here.  Would
you like to get our own home arena, move in and take over?  Make our own enemies?
How many of us are here? -- Goat

Thorne -- After your "Thorne is not Brak" statement I thought a rematch would have
been in order.  But NoooooOooo. -- Brak

Aviendha -- Went to the well one too many times.  Thanks for the skills. -- Drek

Triplicate Thunder -- After the bloodfeud, if you're still wearing my crown, I'm
cutting you in half. -- Ack Ack

Newcastle -- If yer scared, son, say yer scared. -- Proximo, manager of The
Underworld

6 May 2004
                                     DEATH FEST

     The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
     Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
     The distant call crying for  a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
     A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.

     Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
     Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:

Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]

    DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:

1.  Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3.  The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows:  1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4.  Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5.  Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!]  Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.

***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings.  The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision.  [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]

     Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!]  Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
     Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!]  Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]

Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]

25 May 2004
                                 TEN TURNS OF HELL:
                        The KLK Capture The Flag Competition

In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition.  The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:)  We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.

Rules:
     -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
     -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
     -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
     -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
     -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
     -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
     -- Scoring as follows for each turn:
          2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
          1 pt -- possession any other flag
          1 pt -- for each win
          1 pt -- for each kill
          1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
     -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
     -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
     -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills.  (It's the Delarq way.)
     -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)

Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
       DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*

* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.

     How's that for paying out? (grin)  Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in.  (You know who you are.)
     I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans.  Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite.  Can you win?  Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
     Note:  Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible.  Thanks
guys!

Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TYPHOON XXII unbelievably slew DARK CHAMPION in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZANN was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
R'LYEH was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LOOSER was dealt death by BORED ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WANNA BE was narrowly killed by MARINE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BRAK lost to LORD OF THE O RINGS in a exciting 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
ACK ACK handily defeated SANDSTORM in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DREK was vanquished by OBITER DICTA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SCRAG was unbelievably bested by MISTRESS BOMBTRONIC in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
EDDIE THE ECHO defeated DEMURRER in a popular 1 minute gory expert's Challenge match.
THE-SHOCKER demolished LAR'EH WALKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VIKEN was overcome by DOVE FALCONHAND in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
THE GREEK GUY was luckily beaten by PIKEL in a 5 minute Challenge match.
PRIME MINISTER handily defeated ANGRY SANTA in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BEERZILLA bested VERDICT in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
ONE-TIMER was viciously subdued by DUKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
NULN devastated INDIMAR'S FAXMACHINE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
SOULTAKER overpowered IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BARBIEDOLL LUST defeated PRETTY BOY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
PRINCE EHRYE was viciously subdued by FALKYNOR in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
TRIPLICATE THUNDER savagely defeated LACHES in a 3 minute expert's Title bout.
SHADOW ELF was bested by WARAGEN in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
AVIENDHA was overpowered by ROSENCRANTZ in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CYCLONE was vanquished by BLACK EYE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUPERNOVA was vanquished by NAPPY DUGOUT in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
NEWCASTLE overpowered ORIGINAL SHOCKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WON TOO MANY overcame DUNNO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
URBAN was savagely defeated by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a dull 18 minute gory duel.
INSISTANT BEGGAR beat FLICKED BOOGERS in a 3 minute match.
GOLDFISH overpowered TOSSED SALAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOGS WINNER savagely defeated WILDFIRE in a action packed 5 minute brutal bout.
DIAMOND STAR was devastated by ANASTASIUS II in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HENRY IV devastated TRUST FUND BABY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
OBED was devastated by SPED in a 1 minute uneven bout.
URLGEN THREE-FIST was overpowered by MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUSTED NUTS slimly lost to TELESPHORUS in a 2 minute match.
55 SUCKS MORE slaughtered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUEENIE won victory over GARLIC BREATH in a 1 minute bout.
MARSH was overcome by BRUSHFIRE in a 2 minute match.
RED HERRING was handily defeated by SHADE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEAD MEAT was outlasted by EXCESSIVE NOSEHAIR in a 7 minute beginner's battle.
SONETT bested PIP THE TROLL II in a 2 minute amateur's match.
KERG was vanquished by ANTI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TANK'S PROSPECT was bested by IDUNA in a 2 minute amateur's match.
TWEE was viciously subdued by HELLA in a 2 minute brutal novice's conflict.
FRIGGA overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FREYJA vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIF easily killed FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         TOTAL PARRY      139 - 106 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         STRIKING ATTACK  162 - 131 - 10      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  48 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  19 -  2      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  17 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        31 -  42 -  1      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK   126 - 171 -  7      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  61 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  76 -  3      37  |

Turn 339 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  9     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TRIPLICATE THUNDER 6616    17   9  1  139 WILD CARDS (148)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD OF THE O RINGS 6022   26  15  1  114 WILD CARDS (148)
WALL OF STEEL    BRAK 94                    18  14  1  101 THE UNDERWORLD (15)
TOTAL PARRY      WARAGEN 5573               14   3  0  100 SAAB STORY (389)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLACK EYE 6163             15  10  0   96 JOKA MASHER! (283)
BASHING ATTACK   ANASTASIUS II 7117          5   4  0   58 DARQUE AGES (536)
SLASHING ATTACK  HENRY IV 6899               7   5  0   47 BLACK FRIARS (521)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NAPPY DUGOUT 6080.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE GREEK GUY 6179.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEAD MEAT 
4153, TRIPLICATE THUNDER 6616, TOGS WINNER 7137, LORD OF THE O RINGS 6022, BRAK 94, 
SCRAG 6972, DUKE 7090, BARBIEDOLL LUST 7157, ZANN 6830, and FALKYNOR 7182.

The least popular fighter this week was URBAN 7035.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EXCESSIVE NOSEHAIR 6834, KERG 7219, RED HERRING 3993, URLGEN THREE-FIST 
7019, TRUST FUND BABY 6951, DIAMOND STAR 2501, INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630, ORIGINAL 
SHOCKER 6959, PRINCE EHRYE 7164, and IVAN 7043.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TRIPLICATE THUNDER (60-6616) WILD CARDS (148)
LORD OF THE O RINGS (60-6022) WILD CARDS (148)
BRAK (60-94) THE UNDERWORLD (15)
NEWCASTLE (60-6669) BEERBARIANS (528)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FERNDOK 607 (200-120-57)               4  3  0         UNDERDOGS            
RED HOOK 1596 (146-109-4)              4  3  0         EYE OF THE NEEDLE    
SUG 2336 (147-66-0)                    3  3  0         HIGH FLIERS          
WIDOWMAKER XII 1803 (145-74-6)         2  3  0         DEATH STUDS IV       
ANGEL 4060 (60-46-4)                   1  4  0         SUNNYDALE            
EDWINA 517 (82-74-2)                   1  4  0         UNDERDOGS            
LI'L PEPPER 2245 (124-110-6)           1  4  0         JOKA MASHER          
SORE EYE 2308 (133-121-4)              1  4  0         JOKA MASHER          
ABT 2950 (121-65-2)                    0  5  0         HIGH FLIERS          

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ODIN LXXIV 3678 (67-53-0)             11  3  0         DEATH STUDS VII      
GNP TURTLE 1614 (95-57-0)              4  3  0         WILD CARDS           

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 2586 (72-61-2)       6  3  0         MAGICK               
SLANT EDISON 2598 (48-20-1)            4  3  0         MY ROCK BAND         
PIVOT 4811 (26-13-1)                   3  3  0         THIEVES GUILD        
SCRYB SPRITE 4003 (65-59-0)            2  3  0         MAGICK               

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALFALFA BIRD 3283 (65-41-0)           11  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES II   
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 4242 (21-12-0)       4  3  0         METAL MELTDOWN       
50 SUCKS 4129 (62-34-0)                3  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
CHIP 4413 (5-5-0)                      3  3  0         RESCUE RANGERS       
ACHONDROPLASIA 6546 (14-2-1)           2  3  0         ELOQUENT KNIGHTS     

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THUNDRA 5122 (24-13-1)                11  3  0         FA CHING             
THE LIMELIGHT 6104 (26-17-0)           8  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         
SPIDEREATINGMANBITCH 5836 (20-9-0)     4  3  0         WILD CARDS           
PUTZ'N ALONG 5437 (30-26-0)            3  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
THE SCROD GODDESS 4825 (21-12-0)       2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES II   

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MICHAEL J'EH FOX 5263 (16-11-1)        9  3  0         INGRATE WHITE NORTH  
LIONEL HUTZ 6469 (7-1-0)               7  3  0         SPRINGFIELD XI       
INSURRECTION 5607 (5-8-0)              6  3  0         BLADES OF DESTINY    
THE SPOTLIGHT 6329 (15-15-1)           5  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         
QUICKSAND 6554 (17-7-1)                4  3  0         NATURAL DISASTERS    
WINKER X 6470 (15-12-0)                4  3  0         4000 BLOWS           
UNDERGROUND BEAT 6083 (18-21-1)        1  1  0  DEAD   CLUB CULTURE         
ATOG 4970 (11-4-0)                     2  3  0         MAGICK               
STALIN 3731 (10-1-0)                   2  3  0         DIC TATORS           
BEEROPOLY 5374 (14-12-1)               1  3  0         INGRATE WHITE NORTH  
BLACK EYE 6163 (13-10-0)               1  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THORNE 5259 (15-4-0)                   5  3  0         FA CHING             
WON TOO MANY 5892 (7-4-1)              5  3  0         SAAB STORY           
SANDSTORM 6813 (9-5-0)                 3  3  0         NATURAL DISASTERS    
KABOOM 6248 (11-1-0)                   2  2  0  DEAD   RED AVENGERS         
TRIPLICATE THUNDER 6616 (14-8-0)       2  3  1         WILD CARDS           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEWCASTLE 6669 (10-5-4)               10  3  1         BEERBARIANS          
SUPERNOVA 6239 (8-4-0)                 7  3  1         RED AVENGERS         
TYPHOON XXII 6827 (11-2-0)             6  3  0         DEATH STUDS VII      
THE-SHOCKER 6824 (6-7-0)               4  3  0         DEATH STUDS VII      
ZERBERT 6243 (10-2-0)                  4  3  0         RED AVENGERS         
HENRY IV 6899 (6-5-0)                  3  3  1         BLACK FRIARS         
TRUST FUND BABY 6951 (1-5-0)           3  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
4-FT PARTY BONG 6908 (8-5-0)           2  3  0         MY BEST BUDS 2       
ASSHE-MASTER 7000 (8-2-0)              2  3  0         4000 BLOWS           
ROSENCRANTZ 6786 (7-5-0)               2  3  0         BLACK FRIARS         
SON OF BLOODLUST 6823 (11-4-0)         2  3  0         4000 BLOWS           
WILDFIRE 6983 (6-4-0)                  1  3  0         NATURAL DISASTERS    
NAMBY PAMBY 6977 (6-5-1)               0  1  0  DEAD   WIMPS OF DEATH       
S.L.A.P.P. 6974 (6-5-0)                0  2  0  DEAD   LEGALESE             

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RYLD 7067 (1-4-0)                     12  3  0         MELEE-MAGTHERE       
SANDY BEACH 6957 (5-2-0)               7  3  0         SWIFT CURRENT        
THE GREEK GUY 6179 (5-1-0)             6  3  0         I HATE THEM          
LEO 6837 (8-2-0)                       5  3  0         DARQUE AGES          
LIMPY LIMPY 7046 (2-3-0)               4  3  0         LUROCIANS VI         
SPED 6803 (2-4-0)                      4  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
INNOCENT 6838 (5-5-2)                  1  2  0  DEAD   DARQUE AGES          
JARLAXLE 7066 (3-2-1)                  1  3  0         MELEE-MAGTHERE       
JAMAICAN GOLD 7039 (4-3-0)             0  2  0  DEAD   MY BEST BUDS 2       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DR. FEELGOOD 7130 (2-2-0)              5  3  0         MY BEST BUDS 2       
55 SUCKS MORE 6956 (1-3-0)             2  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
LLAPPY LLILMORE 7133 (3-0-0)           2  3  0         LUROCIANS VI         
TOGS WINNER 7137 (3-0-0)               2  3  0         RED AVENGERS         
DISCOCHIMP 7051 (0-1-0)                0  2  0  DEAD   BUMS 'R' US          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NULN 7159 (0-0-0)                      7  3  0         I HATE THEM          
ONE-TIMER 7169 (0-0-0)                 6  3  0         DEATH STUDS VII      
BRUSHFIRE 7168 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         NATURAL DISASTERS    
ASSURNASIRBANIPAL 7149 (0-0-0)         1  3  0         I HATE THEM          

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLUE MEANIE 4814 (34-17-0)             1  3  0         THIEVES GUILD        
HEADACHE 3300 (50-36-0)                1  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIGGLES 6032 (24-34-0)                 2  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
WETBOX 5229 (17-13-1)                  2  3  0         BOXES                
GREASESPOT 5964 (23-30-0)              0  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
MASHER 4553 (42-38-3)                  0  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
SLAP HAPPY 6031 (24-34-0)              0  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
TWILO THUNDER 5225 (30-19-1)           0  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACKBURST 5025 (17-14-0)              1  3  0         FA CHING             

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KARATE WRECKER 6693 (6-9-0)            0  3  0         THIEVES GUILD        

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CYCLONE 6816 (10-4-0)                  4  3  0         NATURAL DISASTERS    
EDDIE THE ECHO 3770 (5-6-1)            4  3  0         DEATH STUDS VII      
INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630 (8-8-0)          2  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
ANGRY SANTA 6828 (10-3-0)              0  3  0         DEATH STUDS VII      

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NERVOUS TIC 6638 (2-4-0)               1  3  0  DEAD   BUMS 'R' US          

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZIG-ZAG MAN 7083 (2-2-0)               1  3  0         MY BEST BUDS 2       
CANDLEWIC 7165 (1-0-0)                 0  3  0         4000 BLOWS           
GARLIC BREATH 6626 (0-2-0)             0  3  0         SMOOTH OPERATORS