DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/10/2004    Duedate: 09/23/2004

LOOPHOLES ARENA

DM-60    TURN-346

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LACHES
LEGALESE (449)
(60-5642) [21-20-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LACHES                         OIL CHECK
LEGALESE (449)                 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
(60-5642) [21-20-0,107]        (60-7250) [2-1-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CYCLONE                        DEMURRER
NATURAL DISASTERS (159)        LEGALESE (449)
(60-6816) [12-12-0,79]         (60-5828) [16-22-2,72]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BUMS 'R' US (465)           44
2. CLUB CULTURE (424)          23      NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
3. MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)  14      Unchartered Team
4. NATURAL DISASTERS (159)     10
5. HIT ME WITH... (503)        10MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  10   4  1 71.4   1/ 5*MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555) 10  4 1
 2- 3 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    349 305  9 53.4   2/ 3 HIT ME WITH... (503)     10  5 1
 3/ 2 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  609 533 19 53.3   3/ 1 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   8  7 0
 4/ 4 CLUB CULTURE (424)       140 140  7 50.0   4/ 4 I HATE THEM (480)         6  1 0
 5/ 7 HIT ME WITH... (503)      54  59  1 47.8   5/10 BUMS 'R' US (465)         6  9 0
 6/ 6 FA CHING (388)           116 131  3 47.0   6/ 2 RED DOG GANG (476)        5 10 0
 7/ 8 BUMS 'R' US (465)        142 185  2 43.4   7/12 CLUB CULTURE (424)        4  2 0
 8- 9 JOKA MASHER! (283)       161 217  7 42.6   8/ 6 LEGALESE (449)            4  8 0
 9/10 LEGALESE (449)            82 114  3 41.8   9-11 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     2  1 0
10/11 I HATE THEM (480)         22  33  1 40.0  10/ 9 FA CHING (388)            2  6 0
11/12 RED DOG GANG (476)       249 409  3 37.8  11- 8 JOKA MASHER! (283)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at NATURAL DISASTERS left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE.  Good show! 
RED DOG GANG after a sorry 1-4-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and 
taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  Nothing works for a team like 
victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as BUMS 'R' US can attest...  Good 
things come to those who fight well, as MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE can attest, moving up by 
4.  BUMS 'R' US had cause to celebrate, after SPED got 21 points by beating FLICKED 
BOOGERS.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after 
losing 15 points to SPED.  (Discrete enough, FLICKED BOOGERS?) A certain someone saw 
THE GREEK GUY at The Blind Cyclops Inn with the shakes, and now he fails to show up 
to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In LOOPHOLES, nothing is permanent 
(except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, LACHES.  So who's the team 
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt 
to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in NATURAL 
DISASTERS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of I HATE THEM, so did that sorry team shy 
from NATURAL DISASTERS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and RANDOM STONER is 
it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't BUMS 'R' US proud!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
The audience gave a nice round of rasberries to QUEENIE of RED DOG GANG, for expiring 
in such an ungraceful fashion.  9-7-0, indeed!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; 
it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid LOOPHOLES farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LACHES 5642                  21  20  0   107       LEGALESE (449)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SPOTLIGHT 6329           17  17  1   105       CLUB CULTURE (424)
-THE GREEK GUY 6179           11   3  0   104       I HATE THEM (480)
-THE-SHOCKER 6824             10   9  0   101       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 SANDSTORM 6813               17   7  0   100       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TYPHOON XXII 6827            16   3  1    87       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 NULN 7159                     7   2  1    87       I HATE THEM (480)
 DUNNO 6988                   10  11  1    85       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 CYCLONE 6816                 12  12  0    79       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 OBITER DICTA 5860            16  18  1    77       LEGALESE (449)
-EDDIE THE ECHO 3770          10   7  1    77       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630        13  14  0    76       BUMS 'R' US (465)
 DEMURRER 5828                16  22  2    72       LEGALESE (449)
 WILDFIRE 6983                12   8  0    71       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPED 6803                     7  10  0    65       BUMS 'R' US (465)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRUST FUND BABY 6951          6  11  2    54       BUMS 'R' US (465)
 TOSSED SALAD 6987            10  11  0    52       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 FLICKED BOOGERS 6989         12   9  0    51       HIT ME WITH... (503)
-ANGRY SANTA 6828             11   8  0    51       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 INDIMAR'S FAXMACHINE 7013     7  12  0    39       HIT ME WITH... (503)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUSTED NUTS 7134              7   7  0    37       HIT ME WITH... (503)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLY CARROLL 7224            2   2  0    33       CLUB CULTURE (424)
 PRETTY BOY 7091               8   8  0    32       RED DOG GANG (476)
 ANGRY NAKED MAN 7238          2   2  0    32       BUMS 'R' US (465)
 BRUSHFIRE 7168                6   4  0    30       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-55 SUCKS MORE 6956            5   6  1    30       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 VERDICT 7069                  6  11  0    29       LEGALESE (449)
 OIL CHECK 7250                2   1  0    24       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE-TIMER 7169                3   2  0    21       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-SPINNING 6710                 5   2  1    18       CLUB CULTURE (424)
 MOUSTACHED RAT 7246           2   0  0    16       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 RANDOM STONER 7240            1   3  0    16       BUMS 'R' US (465)
 ANTI 7228                     2   2  0    15       I HATE THEM (480)
-RASPBERRY STOLI 6860          2   2  0    15       CLUB CULTURE (424)
 GAMEBOY 7249                  2   1  0    15       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 FLOOD 7256                    1   2  0    15       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252          2   0  0    13       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 CHINESE SPARERIB 7248         2   1  0    13       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 TRAD 7247                     2   1  1    12       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 THE TAIL 7253                 3   2  0    11       RED DOG GANG (476)
 DARK ONE 7241                 1   2  0    11       I HATE THEM (480)
-SINDER 7231                   2   1  0    10       FA CHING (388)
-TWEE 7208                     1   3  0    10       FA CHING (388)
 FLOWER 7255                   2   3  0     9       RED DOG GANG (476)
 MARSHMAN 7245                 0   3  0     3       FA CHING (388)
 KING 7267                     0   2  0     2       RED DOG GANG (476)
 BROOD KING 7266               0   1  0     1       FA CHING (388)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
QUEENIE 7093           9  7 0 RED DOG GANG 476      DUNNO 6988            346         
NEEDLETOOTH 7254       2  1 0 RED DOG GANG 476      TRAD 7247             344         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Death Stud -- Darn straight.  I'm even going to activate most of my team (except for
the Greek Guy....  I'm holding him out until the Tourney).  I gotta find that 5th
soldier that is missing on my team.  I miss a bunch of the old regulars that used to
be around here.  Manalger, Crip, Snotman, Nuln, the Consortium, Ben Wa/Hombre,
Soul(sissymambypambymamma'sboythatcouldn'tholdmyjockwithbothhands)taker....  What's
that?!?!  He's still "active"?!?!  Where I don't see......  Oh there he is.  I would
have missed him except for that blinding gleam off of his dome.  Anyway, you get the
point.  That was what made Aradi the best arena in Aradi.  It's nice to see the
Sandman active but he is just as mute as the bald one.  I'll have to throw a few
dastardly challenges his way to fire him up.  Personally, I've given up hope on
Soul(sissymambypambymamma'sboythatcouldn'tholdmyjockwithbothhands)taker.  That poor
slob is a lost cause.  I think the fact that I came out of nowhere to have one of my
warriors claim the throne is too much for the him.  I won't be surprised in fact to
see him take his guys off of maintenance because he knows there is no hope in Aradi
with my warriors finally rounding into their own.  It's just as well.  It would have
gotten boring beating the tar out of his warriors turn after turn after turn after
turn after turn after turn after turn after turn....Anyway there stud-boy you can
count on me to be around kicking your butt every turn. -- Mad Max

Anti -- Thanks for the welcome back.  I hope you notice your namesake running around
here getting his tail kicked every turn.  It's refreshing to see the warrior is the
same as the manager is.  If Anti was winning I would have had to make sure I hadn't
cloned someone good. -- Mad Max

Dead Stud -- I am astounded by your wit.  My turnipocity exudes gas in your general
direction. -- Mad Max

Soul(sissymambypambymamma'sboythatcouldn'tholdmyjockwithbothhands)taker -- You suck.
-- Mad Max

Soul(sissymambypambymamma'sboythatcouldn'tholdmyjockwithbothhands)taker -- You REALLY
suck. -- Mad Max

Soul(sissymambypambymamma'sboythatcouldn'tholdmyjockwithbothhands)taker -- You know,
it's hard to put into words just how much you suck.  You suck at sucking.  Your
parents must be proud. -- Mad Max

Oh myeth.  It seemeth thateth I have confusedeth peoples that I am activelyeth
managing in the Aradieth these dayseth.  I am in facteth I warrior these dayseth.
Mad Maxeth has beeneth kind enough to allow me toeth fight on his behalfeth.  When
ever you seeeth (tw) next to a Personal Adeth that means "the Warrrior"eth not the
managereth.  I hopeth I cleared upeth any confusioneth. -- Nulneth(tw)

The Sandman -- Welcome back to Aradi err.....  Loopholes. -- Mad Max

Die Stud -- You are an inspiration to us all. -- Mad Max

Death Stud -- Happy Birthday. -- Soultaker

Mad Max -- I am really surprised you are still here.  Good to see you can function on
your own now.  You are all grown up now.  Glad to see you out of pull-ups. --
Soultaker

Obiter -- How is that for a restraining order. -- Cyclone

Hit me with ... -- So embarrassing to lose twice to you.  Almost as sad as Manalger's
showing in the last 3 TOGs. -- Soultaker

Death Stud -- You know if you spent just half the time in managing your warriors as
you do writing personals you would be worth watching out for. -- Soultaker

Death Stud -- I haven't seen such rambling personals since Miles was teaching us
about virtue. -- Soultaker

Sultan -- You don't have to take that crap from Death Stud.  It is all true but no
one should have the mirror pressed in their face like that.  I feel you have more
then proved your worth over the years.  Well you had in the past anyway.  You had
perfected the art of beer fetching until you ran into the glass wall and spilled the
beer. -- Soultaker

Death Stud -- Jealous!!!!  These lips will never tell. -- Soultaker

Anti -- Good to see you move every so often or the dogs at Red Dog Gang would be
using you to empty their bladders on. -- Soultaker

24 August 2004
                            Invitation to Newbie Managers
                                 by Hammer

     As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family.  Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
     The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
     Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
     1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications!  [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
     2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
     3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
     The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
     Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
     Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
     Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
     -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NULN devastated OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ANTI won victory over FLOWER in a exciting 1 minute beginner's Challenge battle.
MARSHMAN was overpowered by RANDOM STONER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DARK ONE was devastated by ANGRY NAKED MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SANDSTORM demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LACHES viciously subdued INSISTANT BEGGAR in a 23 minute master's Title match.
THE SPOTLIGHT handily defeated CYCLONE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DEMURRER lost to WILDFIRE in a action packed 2 minute expert's fight.
FLICKED BOOGERS was luckily beaten by SPED in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
DUNNO assassinated QUEENIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INDIMAR'S FAXMACHINE was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute conflict.
TRUST FUND BABY demolished VERDICT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOSSED SALAD savagely defeated BRUSHFIRE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
TRAD was vanquished by BILLY CARROLL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PRETTY BOY overcame FLOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BUSTED NUTS devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KING was overpowered by CHINESE SPARERIB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOUSTACHED RAT beat THE TAIL in a 1 minute novice's match.
GAMEBOY handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OIL CHECK outlasted BROOD KING in a monotonous 14 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  45 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    65 -  63 -  3      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   61 -  60 -  3      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  30 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  33 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  32 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 346 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         6  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LACHES 5642                21  20  0  107 LEGALESE (449)
STRIKING ATTACK  SANDSTORM 6813             17   7  0  100 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
WALL OF STEEL    FLICKED BOOGERS 6989       12   9  0   51 HIT ME WITH... (503)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CYCLONE 6816.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEMURRER 5828.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPED 6803, TOSSED SALAD 
6987, ANTI 7228, SANDSTORM 6813, FLICKED BOOGERS 6989, THE SPOTLIGHT 6329, WILDFIRE 
6983, BILLY CARROLL 7224, FLOOD 7256, and NULN 7159.

The least popular fighter this week was INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LACHES 5642, OIL CHECK 7250, THE TAIL 7253, KING 7267, VERDICT 
7069, INDIMAR'S FAXMACHINE 7013, QUEENIE 7093, DARK ONE 7241, MARSHMAN 7245, and 
OBITER DICTA 5860.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SANDSTORM (60-6813) NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

                FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUG 2336 (153-66-0)                    7  3  0         HIGH FLIERS          
ANGEL 4060 (62-50-4)                   3  3  0         SUNNYDALE            
LI'L PEPPER 2245 (129-111-6)           3  3  0         JOKA MASHER          
ODIN LXXIV 3678 (71-55-0)              0  5  0         DEATH STUDS VII      
SORE EYE 2308 (136-124-4)              0  5  0         JOKA MASHER          

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PIZZA SAINT 3286 (93-87-0)             5  3  1         SUPERIOR FORCES II   
ALIEN NATION 5017 (50-17-1)            0  5  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 3     

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 2586 (77-62-2)      13  2  0         MAGICK               
SLANT EDISON 2598 (52-21-1)            9  3  0         MY ROCK BAND         
PIVOT 4811 (30-14-1)                   7  3  0         THIEVES GUILD        
BLUE MEANIE 4814 (38-18-0)             6  3  0         THIEVES GUILD        
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 4242 (26-13-0)       4  3  0         METAL MELTDOWN       
FREE BOX 4964 (22-14-1)                3  3  0         BOXES                
TYVIN 5382 (54-46-1)                   3  3  0         DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 
HEADACHE 3300 (50-36-0)                2  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
VICTOR CALDERONE 5223 (20-12-0)        0  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALFALFA BIRD 3283 (67-44-0)            8  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES II   
WETBOX 5229 (17-13-1)                  5  3  0         BOXES                
THE LIMELIGHT 6104 (30-18-0)           4  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         
50 SUCKS 4129 (67-36-1)                3  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
BIGGLES 6032 (28-36-0)                 3  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
GREASESPOT 5964 (23-30-0)              3  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
BUDDERCUP 5967 (36-30-0)               2  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
ACUTE 6048 (20-8-0)                    1  3  0         THIEVES GUILD        
MASHER 4553 (46-41-3)                  1  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
SLAP HAPPY 6031 (25-39-0)              1  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
TWILO THUNDER 5225 (30-19-1)           0  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         
VENRIC 5709 (33-29-0)                  0  3  0         DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACK EYE 6163 (17-11-0)               4  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
PUTZ'N ALONG 5437 (32-31-0)            4  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WON TOO MANY 5892 (11-4-1)            13  3  0         SAAB STORY           
INSURRECTION 5607 (5-8-0)              6  3  0         BLADES OF DESTINY    
DWAYNE 4882 (16-26-0)                  4  2  0  DEAD   ARADI WANNABEE'S     
WARAGEN 5573 (14-5-0)                  3  3  0         SAAB STORY           
NOODLES 6247 (6-7-0)                   2  3  0         RED AVENGERS         
BEEROPOLY 5374 (14-13-1)               1  3  0         INGRATE WHITE NORTH  
THE SPOTLIGHT 6329 (15-15-1)           0  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GORTEK 5619 (11-6-0)                   8  3  0         DWARVEN HEROES       
NEWCASTLE 6669 (12-6-4)                5  3  0         BEERBARIANS          
ROSENCRANTZ 6786 (8-5-0)               2  3  0         BLACK FRIARS         
INSISTANT BEGGAR 6630 (11-12-0)        1  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          
TRUST FUND BABY 6951 (5-8-2)           0  3  0         BUMS 'R' US          

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAM'EHLA ANDERSON 5844 (1-5-0)         2  3  0         INGRATE WHITE NORTH  
THE GREEK GUY 6179 (8-3-0)             0  3  0         I HATE THEM          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NULN 7159 (3-2-1)                      7  3  0         I HATE THEM          
TOGS WINNER 7137 (4-3-0)               6  3  0         RED AVENGERS         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SONETT 7088 (4-0-1)                   12  3  0         SAAB STORY           
SACROSANCT 6779 (0-0-0)                4  1  0  DEAD   SADISTS              
SOULTAKER 7175 (3-1-0)                 4  1  0  DEAD   LOSERS               
BALLROOM BLITZ 7016 (1-1-0)            9  3  0         METAL MELTDOWN       
X=WHERE'S MY BEER? 7077 (3-1-1)        1  3  0         MALAQUAR'S MINIONS   

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLOOD 7256 (0-0-0)                     6  3  0         NATURAL DISASTERS    
NOISEY CRICKET 7212 (0-0-0)            6  3  0         THE WILLBURYS 13     
ANGRY NAKED MAN 7238 (0-0-0)           3  4  0         BUMS 'R' US          
HIGH VOLTAGE 7205 (0-0-0)              2  3  0  DEAD   METAL MELTDOWN       
YU SO FLI 7124 (0-0-0)                 1  2  0  DEAD   SAME NAME II         
BILLY CARROLL 7224 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         CLUB CULTURE         
RANDOM STONER 7240 (0-0-0)             1  3  1         BUMS 'R' US          
REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         JOKA MASHER!         
WAI SO DIM 7120 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         SAME NAME II