DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/11/2005    Duedate: 02/24/2005

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-357

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WILDFIRE
NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
(60-6983) [19-12-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WILDFIRE                       HOLLY SKULL
NATURAL DISASTERS (159)        CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
(60-6983) [19-12-1,118]        (60-7276) [3-2-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEMURRER                       SON OF BLOODLUST
LEGALESE (449)                 4000 BLOWS (107)
(60-5828) [22-27-2,108]        (60-6823) [13-5-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NATURAL DISASTERS (159)     45
2. 4000 BLOWS (107)            45MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
3. THE MISGUIDED (559)         29      Unchartered Team
4. LEGALESE (449)              29
5. VOUGEOOT (464)              28      THE MISGUIDED (559)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  35  18  3 66.0   1/ 1 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   8  6 1
 2/ 6*THE MISGUIDED (559)        8   6  0 57.1   2/ 5*THE MISGUIDED (559)       8  6 0
 3/ 0 DARQUE AGES (536)         41  35  5 53.9   3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476)        5 10 0
 4/ 3 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    361 313  9 53.6   4/ 0 4000 BLOWS (107)          4  0 0
 5/ 4 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  638 556 22 53.4   5/ 7 VOUGEOOT (464)            4  4 0
 6/ 0 4000 BLOWS (107)         569 631 27 47.4   6/ 6 LEGALESE (449)            4  5 0
 7/ 5 VOUGEOOT (464)            22  25  2 46.8   7/ 2 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  4  5 0
 8/ 2*CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       15  18  0 45.5   8/ 4*CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       4 11 0
 9/ 7 JOKA MASHER! (283)       163 220  7 42.6   9/ 8 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     3  1 0
10/ 8 LEGALESE (449)           100 136  3 42.4  10/ 0 DARQUE AGES (536)         2  3 0
11- 9 RESCUE RANGERS (362)       9  13  0 40.9  11- 9 RESCUE RANGERS (362)      1  0 0
12/10 RED DOG GANG (476)       277 436  4 38.8  12/10 JOKA MASHER! (283)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 253): YMIR BLOODRAVEN of NORTHERN BADLANDS (Maximillian, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 507): POSITIVE POLYANA of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective
                               Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 507): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 500): DARRELL ISSA of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 496): GREAT WHITE SHARK of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 496): BAYLEFYRE of BRETHREN OF SIN (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 497): SAILOR VENUS of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 489): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 458): DARK LENORA of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 451): GREW SOME GRUE of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 444): REAGAN of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 200): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 356): WILDFIRE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 345): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 155): CHEROKEE of CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 392): MICHAEL HONORBLADE of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 253): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 507): none
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 507): none
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 500): THE POISON CLAN (Master Tazo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 496): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 496): MADTOWN (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 497): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 489): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 458): MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 451): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 444): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 200): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 356): NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 345): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 155): DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 392): THE LAST STRAW (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 253): L'ORC BLEU of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 507): SCARBOROUGH of FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 500): DARRELL ISSA of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
                           THE TOAD of THE POISON CLAN (Master Tazo, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 496): BAYLEFYRE of BRETHREN OF SIN (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 497): FIRE of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 355): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                          LACHES of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ARADI games.  Fortune did not smile upon MY BRAIN ON 
CHLORINE this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 7th position in the wake of 
a 1-3-0 round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  
Witness how this week THE MISGUIDED went 4-1-0 to move up 3 in the rankings.  My 
praise to DEATH STUDS VII for their 3-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a 
skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  TSUNAMI caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested TRAD and was awarded 21 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, FLOOD put down CHINESE 
SPARERIB, causing him to lose 10 points of recognition in the process.  Not for 
nothing has WILDFIRE in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week 
she's proven hers combat skill yet again.  Informants "close" to the city champion 
have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out! 
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ARADI "art" is a word that has long 
since passed from the language!  ARADI, city of gladiators!  Mighty among the names 
of thy guilds is LEGALESE, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly duels.  
Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part 
of last week avoiding LEGALESE.  Indeed it was DEATH STUDS VII.  Loose talk at the 
arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are 
after DEMURRER.  Watch your back!  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games 
this week, it seems that BRUSHFIRE posted a challenge against the more highly 
recognized TYPHOON XXII.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand BRUSHFIRE was 
bested by TYPHOON XXII.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some guilds are strict but few are as heartless as 
MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE.  Witness, last turn they sent GAMEBOY, a 7-3-0 fighter, to the 
Dark Arena!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is 
sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in ARADI.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool 
flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing only 
once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILDFIRE 6983                19  12  1   118       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TYPHOON XXII 6827            20   4  1   110       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 DEMURRER 5828                22  27  2   108       LEGALESE (449)
 THE-SHOCKER 6824             12  12  0    94       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUSHFIRE 7168               14   7  0    85       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 ANGRY SANTA 6828             14  10  0    84       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 LEO 6837                      9   3  0    79       DARQUE AGES (536)
 SON OF BLOODLUST 6823        13   5  0    71       4000 BLOWS (107)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOONEUSHMUN 5949              8   2  0    66       VOUGEOOT (464)
 PRETTY BOY 7091              14  13  0    58       RED DOG GANG (476)
 THE TAIL 7253                10   6  0    57       RED DOG GANG (476)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URBAN 7035                   11   2  0    54       DARQUE AGES (536)
 MOUSTACHED RAT 7246           9   1  2    53       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 VILLEHDOL 5948                6   3  0    50       VOUGEOOT (464)
 ASSHE-MASTER 7000            10   3  0    48       4000 BLOWS (107)
 FLOOD 7256                    5   9  1    44       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 DHOOWE 6010                   3   3  2    43       VOUGEOOT (464)
-SOULTAKER 7175                3   1  0    42       LOSERS (544)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLLY SKULL 7276              3   2  0    41       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 KING 7267                     6   7  1    39       RED DOG GANG (476)
 55 SUCKS MORE 6956            7   9  1    37       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 TELESPHORUS 7071              5   7  0    37       DARQUE AGES (536)
 ONE-TIMER 7169                6   2  0    35       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZIPPER 4404                   1   3  0    33       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 TSUNAMI 7273                  2   6  0    32       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 FLOWER 7255                   7   9  0    30       RED DOG GANG (476)
 STEVIE 7271                   4   6  0    28       RED DOG GANG (476)
 HAMMER 7297                   2   1  0    27       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-DALE 4406                     2   1  0    27       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 TRAD 7247                     7   4  1    26       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 IN PARI DELICTO 7283          3   3  0    26       LEGALESE (449)
 ANASTASIUS 6839               4   2  2    24       DARQUE AGES (536)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHINESE SPARERIB 7248         6   5  0    23       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 MISS FORTUNE 7296             3   0  0    21       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 DANDY-LION 7278               4   3  0    15       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 CHEER FULL OWL 7274           3   4  0    13       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 POINTY STICK 7277             3   4  0    13       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
-REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252          2   0  0    13       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 SPEEDY 7293                   2   1  0    13       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 DERALD 7285                   1   0  0    12       4000 BLOWS (107)
 SHMAMY CROCKETT 7216          1   0  0    11       4000 BLOWS (107)
 AUFTHAURS 7300                1   1  0     9       VOUGEOOT (464)
 MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301          1   0  0     6       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 URBAN II 7174                 1   1  0     4       DARQUE AGES (536)
 BOB 7295                      0   3  0     3       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 SIDE-BAR 7304                 0   1  0     1       LEGALESE (449)
 WOLLY WORM 7303               0   1  0     1       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GAMEBOY 7249           7  4 0 MY BRAIN ON CHLOR 555 ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 357 NONE    
OIL CHECK 7250         6  4 0 MY BRAIN ON CHLOR 555 WILDFIRE 6983         355         
MONTY 4892             0  2 0 RESCUE RANGERS 362    FLOOD 7256            353 REVENGED
HAABSIN 7299           0  2 0 VOUGEOOT 464          ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 357 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Red Dog Gang is the Team on the Move?!?  Is there no pride left in all of Aradi?

     No prides, only packs. -- Ed.
     P.S.  Besides, no self-respecting lion would set foot in Aradi!

Cyclone -- Turned into quite the macho man over the last few turns, eh?  Beating scum
with impunity and laughing all the while.  Off to ADM with you. -- The Studs
P.S.  BTW, you are very lucky that I didn't get motivated enough to bloodfeud you
more else I'd have your head on a stick in my training yard.

Tsunami -- How's that weapon working for you?  The Consortium would be proud indeed.
-- One-Timer

Brushfire -- (yelping)  But I don't LIKE fires, except in fireplaces with a cozy rug
in front.  Don't DO that "burning all over" thing! -- Pretty Boy

Dooneushmun -- You have a strange name, which means you are a strange person, and we
don't like strange person, you know.  So, if you offer me your hand, I'll bite it. --
Flower

Holly Skull -- I like bones.  You don't mind if I chew on you, just a little, you
know, but I'd really like to. -- The Tail

Cheer Full Owl -- (bouncing on his toes)  Go on, make that noise again! -- King

That Cult Member smelled really strange, probably from the incense.  It was a smoky
smell, anyway.  And the blood.  Always good, somebody else's blood.  But, anyway, I
bit him, and nobody seemed to mind. -- Stevie

Ed. -- I forget, except that it had something to do with pepper and ginger. -- Flower

     Ah, a discussion of earth-shattering importance then.  I seem to recall skunks
     came into it too, but I may just be getting confused. -- Ed., who should have
     had lunch hours ago (pepper and ginger, not skunk!)

Inferno -- If you can take the time to grace this fair arena, I can take the time to
write a personal to welcome you.  (Gag) -- Soultaker

Mad Max -- Nice to see you haven't changed.  Come back when the Dark One lets you
play with us. -- Soultaker

SamWise -- Nice record.  The end is near, my friend. -- Soultaker

Sultan -- Drink a little Geritol and get active in the personals.  Oh that's right
you have to ask Hoffa first.  Let us know if you can speak your mind or if you have
to continue to spout out prepared statements. -- Soultaker

Nuln, Snotman, Anti, Barnabas, Magic Man, Ganoulus, Hombre -- What a bunch of slack
has been's you guys are.  Let's try something different.  Let's get active!!!!!! --
Soultaker

Shaman -- It is great to have you back again.  The FONZ is in dire need of real
talent.  Welcome back, my friend. -- Soultaker

Death Stud -- What the ???  You rail on me all tournament about not being a slacker,
filling out my stuff, and at least putting my team on maintenance.  Then you don't
even run?  What, who's foot is wearing the slack shoe now? -- Inferno

Chromie -- Are you trying for the "Better than you" record? -- Inferno

Soultaker -- After all these years, I finally fully understand the overwhelming
advantage a lunger has over an aimed blow in basic.  How, you ask?  Well, when you
consider that 55 Sucks More actually beat Flood, despite who runs these two
warriors...I needn't say more (so I won't). -- Sultan

12 January 2005
On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's
Massacre Kill Contest will begin.  The rules are simple; the team with the most kills
on the last turn wins.  Last year's winner was Shocking Toad.  Can he repeat?  Could
DOOMcorps crush all challengers?  Will the kLk prevail?  Or will you be the
independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that?  Come on to Jhans and
let's find out!
     Prizes are:  1st.  Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up
                        certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account.
                  2nd.  Renaming of a Stand-In monster.
     Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way!
                                                                   Azrael

15 January 2005
     BR 4 is upon us!  First turn is due on 1/29/05.  Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
     Winning prize:  6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
     Endurance prizes:  a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
     For details, visit Talcama's newletter or
http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
     To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!

31 January 2005
     My fellow duelists I come before you bearing a sad and unfortunate message.
Several months ago our group, the Vendetta Cartel, had lost contact with one of our
friends.  Since he was in contact or correspondence on an almost daily basis there
was concern amongst us.  With some research two of our members discovered why contact
was lost with him.
     On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked.  He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill.  You may have known Rich as Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest ; richh10 on the RT;
or gameogre on the Duel2 messageboard.  You may not have known that he spent 13 years
serving the United States in the Navy.
     Rich dearly loved this game and all it encompassed.  He may not have been the
best or most experienced manager but he loved to interact with others and was quick
to offer advice whenever anyone asked for help.  He was always kind and gracious and
tried to strengthen our game, often by helping new players feel welcome or give them
a chance to compete.  With his prolific posting I know that I am simply speaking the
obvious about what he did for our game.  Many, like me, were drawn to him, perhaps
for his kind nature or his sense of humor, and it appears he lived his life as he
played this game.  Always willing to help or do right by others.
     I realize that he had many friends outside the VC so I will include the link to
the news story in case any of his other friends would like to know more of what
happened.  We're all dealt a hand in life but it's not the strength of the hand
you're dealt but rather how you play it that really matters.  Rich played his hand to
the very best of his human ability and for this I admire him greatly.  I know we all
choose to like or dislike managers but I believe deep down we are all good and
decent, in this game, and will drop party (alliance) lines and will show the proper
respect.
     http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041112/news_7m12clerk.html
     Rich was taken from us all to soon and with so much left to offer the community
around him.  He spoke of a desire to run a contest on the Duel2 site which I hope to
uphold in his name.  Some of the people I have spoken with think it would be a nice
gesture to do one final good act in Rich's name, though it could never match what he
would've done within his community, for his community of San Diego.  I hope that with
this contest we might raise a little money to donate to an appropriate charity within
San Diego in his name.
     In conclusion I send a message to Rich:
     "Rich, though I'm sure you gathered this I never really told you how much I
admired you and what a friend I considered you.  I thank you for being my voice of
reason and always reminding me of why we both loved this game so much!  You have
taught me one final valuable lesson in learning more of you.  There are things far
more valuable in life than material possessions such as character and kindness.  That
nothing going on in your life means that you cannot find a way to be kind and giving
to others.  We always spoke of meeting someday and until we finally do know that you
will live on in with me and the rest of your brothers and sisters in the Cartel:
Master Darque, Kat, Bum, Sensei Jan, Maximillian, Hammer, Fizban, Firehawk, Phat
Phat.  You increased all of our enjoyment of this game, you were a true ambassador of
Duelmasters, and the game will not be quite the same without you.  A farewell battle
cry from the ZalCon:  'Confusion to our enemies'.  May your soul rest in peace, my
friend."
     Should anyone wish to correspond about Rich feel free to contact myself, or
anyone else within the Vendetta Cartel.
     Street Legal
     Jeff Bura
     The Death Squad(63) in Tobir or triumph1971@hotmail.com

31 January 2005
     Be it known throughout Alastari that Hammer is no longer a member of the
Vendetta Cartel alliance.
     A difference of opinion with another highly respected member of the VC due to my
recent vocal actions in DM 47 can only be resolved by my resignation from the VC as
of January 29, 2005.
     I leave of my own accord, in good standing with all members and with no hard
feelings towards anyone in the Vendetta Cartel.
     There was a time when I felt that my membership in the VC made the alliance
stronger.  I know that my resignation today makes the Vendetta Cartel a stronger
alliance with my absence. -- Hammer

1 February 2005
                           St. Valentine's Massacre update
My apologies, the Kill Contest starting on turn 476 in Jhans will run for 10 (ten)
turns ending on turn number 486.
                                                                   Azrael

5 February 2005
On behalf of the ILLUMINATI Confederation of Alliances (The kLk, CHAOS, Inc. and The
Company of Brothers) I would like to express our sympathies concerning the tragic
loss of Rich Hammes to both the DM community and to the real life world.  Surely our
loss has been Heaven's gain. -- Talon Darkhart, deeply sorrowful
                                kLk God of War, Illuminati Alliance, Puppetmaster

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAMEBOY was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HAABSIN was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRUSHFIRE was savagely defeated by TYPHOON XXII in a 69 minute Challenge duel.
FLOOD overpowered CHINESE SPARERIB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TSUNAMI devastated TRAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
IN PARI DELICTO devastated POINTY STICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
MISS FORTUNE overcame AUFTHAURS in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
WILDFIRE vanquished THE-SHOCKER in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Title duel.
DEMURRER vanquished LEO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANGRY SANTA overpowered THE TAIL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PRETTY BOY was savagely defeated by SON OF BLOODLUST in a 3 minute veteran's match.
DOONEUSHMUN bested KING in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
VILLEHDOL overpowered 55 SUCKS MORE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DHOOWE was unbelievably bested by URBAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
ASSHE-MASTER overcame HOLLY SKULL in a 2 minute master vs. amateur bout.
MOUSTACHED RAT overpowered FLOWER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ONE-TIMER luckily beat ANASTASIUS in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
TELESPHORUS devastated CHEER FULL OWL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STEVIE lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute match.
DANDY-LION was beaten by HAMMER in a action packed 1 minute fray.
URBAN II was viciously subdued by DERALD in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
SPEEDY overpowered SIDE-BAR in a exciting 4 minute uneven fight.
BOB was overpowered by SHMAMY CROCKETT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MISS UNDERSTOOD luckily beat WOLLY WORM in a exciting 1 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  15 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  28 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  22 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  34 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  18 -  0      36  |

Turn 357 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         5  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WILDFIRE 6983              19  12  1  118 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
AIMED BLOW       LEO 6837                    9   3  0   79 DARQUE AGES (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   SON OF BLOODLUST 6823      13   5  0   71 4000 BLOWS (107)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOONEUSHMUN 5949            8   2  0   66 VOUGEOOT (464)
WALL OF STEEL    THE TAIL 7253              10   6  0   57 RED DOG GANG (476)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEMURRER 5828.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SON OF BLOODLUST 6823.  The ten other most popular fighters were DHOOWE 6010, 
SIDE-BAR 7304, HOLLY SKULL 7276, THE-SHOCKER 6824, ANASTASIUS 6839, DOONEUSHMUN 5949, 
TSUNAMI 7273, WILDFIRE 6983, VILLEHDOL 5948, and DERALD 7285.

The least popular fighter this week was BRUSHFIRE 7168.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TYPHOON XXII 6827, BOB 7295, URBAN II 7174, CHEER FULL OWL 7274, FLOWER 
7255, 55 SUCKS MORE 6956, THE TAIL 7253, LEO 6837, AUFTHAURS 7300, and POINTY STICK 
7277.