DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2005    Duedate: 04/07/2005

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-360

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEMURRER
LEGALESE (449)
(60-5828) [24-28-2,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEMURRER                       MISS FORTUNE
LEGALESE (449)                 THE MISGUIDED (559)
(60-5828) [24-28-2,114]        (60-7296) [6-0-0,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEMURRER                       DOONEUSHMUN
LEGALESE (449)                 VOUGEOOT (464)
(60-5828) [24-28-2,114]        (60-5949) [10-3-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (536)           47
2. SILENT WARRIORS (561)       45MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
3. MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)  41      Unchartered Team
4. METAL MELTDOWN (344)        39
5. SWIFT CURRENT (468)         35      SILENT WARRIORS (561)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*SILENT WARRIORS (561)      7   3  1 70.0   1/ 9 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  8  2 0
 2/ 1 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  43  20  3 68.3   2/ 8 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       8  7 0
 3- 2 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   102  60  5 63.0   3/12*SILENT WARRIORS (561)     7  3 1
 4/ 5 DARQUE AGES (536)         48  38  5 55.8   4/ 6 DARQUE AGES (536)         7  3 0
 5- 4 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       475 399 15 54.3   5/ 2 VOUGEOOT (464)            7  8 0
 6- 6 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    367 315  9 53.8   6/10 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       7  8 0
 7/ 7 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  642 564 22 53.2   7- 1 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     6  2 0
 8/ 8 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       97  87  8 52.7   8/11 RED DOG GANG (476)        6  9 0
 9/13*THE MISGUIDED (559)       14  15  0 48.3   9/ 4*THE MISGUIDED (559)       6  9 0
10/12 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       23  25  0 47.9  10/ 3 4000 BLOWS (107)          5  8 0
11/10 4000 BLOWS (107)         574 639 27 47.3  11/ 5 LEGALESE (449)            4  5 0
12/ 0 METAL MELTDOWN (344)     272 307 21 47.0  12/ 7 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   4  8 0
13/ 9 VOUGEOOT (464)            29  33  2 46.8  13/13 LOSERS (544)              3  7 0
14/11 THIEVES GUILD (396)      124 143  5 46.4  14-14 JOKA MASHER! (283)        2  0 0
15/ 0*MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)  11  13  1 45.8  15-15 RESCUE RANGERS (362)      1  1 0
16-14 JOKA MASHER! (283)       165 220  7 42.9  16/16 THIEVES GUILD (396)       1  7 0
17/15 LEGALESE (449)           104 141  3 42.4  17/ 0*MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)  0  5 0
18-16 RESCUE RANGERS (362)      10  14  0 41.7  18/ 0 METAL MELTDOWN (344)      0  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 RED DOG GANG (476)       283 445  4 38.9  19-17 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)    0  4 0
20/17 LOSERS (544)              36  58  2 38.3  20-18 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in ARADI a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as DEATH STUDS VII is pushed out of top team by MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE, who 
came from 9th with a 5-0-0 this turn.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for 
there are sorrows to drown for 4000 BLOWS, whose 2-2-0 this turn dropped them by 7 
into 10th.  SILENT WARRIORS stable has parlayed this turn's 4-1-1 into a 9 space move 
up the rankings.  This brings them up to 3rd place.  Good work, guys!  The DARQUE 
AGES guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never 
know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, BALLROOM BLITZ fought POINTY 
STICK and gained 25 points and contributed to METAL MELTDOWN's 0-4-0.  FLOOD has lost 
to MOUSTACHED RAT, falling 13 points, while helping make NATURAL DISASTERS a 2-2-0 
turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and RIFF remains ARADI's 
top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top 
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Blind Cyclops Inn until they win.  
Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  4000 BLOWS has cause to stand tall, as they were ARADI's most 
avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And avoiding 4000 BLOWS 
more than any other team we find SILENT WARRIORS.  ARADI, are we going to accept, or 
respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this turn was NATURAL 
DISASTERS' warrior TSUNAMI.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  MALAQUAR'S MINIONS has some questions to answer.  Like 'why did you kill 
your fighter, Z=ENTER THESE, who had a record of 3-1-0?' A brave warrior does not 
carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider 
well.   
     I like this place, ARADI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMURRER 5828                24  28  2   114       LEGALESE (449)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TYPHOON XXII 6827            22   4  1   114       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 BRUSHFIRE 7168               15   9  0    99       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-THE-SHOCKER 6824             13  13  0    92       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILDFIRE 6983                19  15  1    89       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 DOONEUSHMUN 5949             10   3  0    88       VOUGEOOT (464)
 LEO 6837                     10   4  0    86       DARQUE AGES (536)
-ANGRY SANTA 6828             15  11  0    79       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 URBAN 7035                   13   2  0    79       DARQUE AGES (536)
 SON OF BLOODLUST 6823        14   7  0    71       4000 BLOWS (107)
 SCRAG 6972                   10   8  0    70       LOSERS (544)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOUSTACHED RAT 7246          11   1  2    66       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 PRETTY BOY 7091              15  15  0    63       RED DOG GANG (476)
 THE TAIL 7253                11   8  0    63       RED DOG GANG (476)
-IRREVOCABILITY 6549          12   9  1    60       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 VILLEHDOL 5948                9   3  0    59       VOUGEOOT (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARATE WRECKER 6693           6  11  0    59       THIEVES GUILD (396)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOOD 7256                    7  10  1    53       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 RIP RAP 6599                  8   9  0    52       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
-ONE-TIMER 7169                8   2  0    51       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 ANASTASIUS 6839               6   2  2    51       DARQUE AGES (536)
 MISS FORTUNE 7296             6   0  0    48       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-ASSHE-MASTER 7000            11   4  0    47       4000 BLOWS (107)
 VIKEN 6943                    9  10  1    45       LOSERS (544)
-55 SUCKS MORE 6956            8   9  1    45       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 TRAD 7247                     9   4  1    43       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 TELESPHORUS 7071              6   8  0    43       DARQUE AGES (536)
 CHINESE SPARERIB 7248         8   5  0    42       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 SLIPKNOT 6674                 7  11  0    39       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 SANDY BEACH 6957              6   4  0    39       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 TSUNAMI 7273                  3   8  0    37       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 FLOWER 7255                   8  11  0    35       RED DOG GANG (476)
 POINTY STICK 7277             6   4  0    35       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEVIE 7271                   6   7  0    33       RED DOG GANG (476)
 HOLLY SKULL 7276              4   4  0    33       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 MANAGER 7094                  4   8  0    33       LOSERS (544)
 BALLROOM BLITZ 7016           1   2  0    33       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-ZIPPER 4404                   1   3  0    33       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 KING 7267                     7   9  1    31       RED DOG GANG (476)
 DANDY-LION 7278               6   4  0    30       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 SOULTAKER 7175                3   3  0    28       LOSERS (544)
 X=WHERE'S MY BEER? 7077       3   2  1    27       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
-DALE 4406                     2   1  0    27       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 SHMAMY CROCKETT 7216          3   1  0    26       4000 BLOWS (107)
 HAMMER 7297                   3   3  0    25       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 CHEER FULL OWL 7274           5   5  0    24       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 ROCKY BANKS 7073              3   3  0    24       SWIFT CURRENT (468)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252          3   0  0    23       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 ASSASSIN 7317                 2   0  0    23       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
 WURL POOLE 6799               3   5  0    22       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 SHADOW 7321                   2   0  0    21       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
 GHOST 7319                    1   1  0    21       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
 DERALD 7285                   2   2  0    20       4000 BLOWS (107)
-TINY TIM 6042                 3   0  0    19       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 IN PARI DELICTO 7283          3   6  0    15       LEGALESE (449)
 MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301          2   2  0    15       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 URBAN II 7174                 2   2  0    14       DARQUE AGES (536)
 LOTUS BLOSSOM 7080            2   2  0    13       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
 SPEEDY 7293                   3   3  0    12       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 PANTHER 7320                  1   1  1    12       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
 MOUSE 7318                    1   1  0    11       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
-GADGET 4574                   1   1  0    11       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 VAJRA HAMMER 7076             2   3  0     9       MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
 AUFTHAURS 7300                2   3  0     9       VOUGEOOT (464)
 SIDE-BAR 7304                 2   2  0     8       LEGALESE (449)
 YMCA 7302                     1   1  0     7       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
-EBENEZER SCROOGE 5953         1   3  0     6       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 YELLOW CLOUD 7324             1   0  0     5       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 WHAFOON 7315                  1   1  0     4       VOUGEOOT (464)
 ENOCH PEABODY 7325            0   1  0     1       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 PHREAK 7327                   0   1  0     1       THE MISGUIDED (559)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HONNI HONNI HONN 7286  0  2 0 4000 BLOWS 107        MARINE TROLL 18       360 NONE    
FISH BAIT 7328         0  1 0 CHEER-O-KEE'S 557     PANTHER 7320          360         
DA HONEY SPOT 7323     0  1 0 LOSERS 544            JORGE BLACK ORC 20    360 NONE    
Z=ENTER THESE 7079     3  2 0 MALAQUAR'S MINION 550 SPYMASTER 22          360 NONE    
Y=GET ME THIS ON 7078  1  4 0 MALAQUAR'S MINION 550 JORGE BLACK ORC 20    360 NONE    
UNCHAINED 7207         0  1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344    MARINE TROLL 18       360 NONE    
RAWKFIST 7085          0  1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344    SEA MONSTER 27        360 NONE    
MIRACLE MAN 7206       0  1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344    DARK CHAMPION 24      360 NONE    
TOM 7326               0  1 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    360 NONE    
DHOOWE 6010            3  6 2 VOUGEOOT 464          JORGE BLACK ORC 20    360 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Soulie -- Don't worry about grasping anything, just spit it out! -- Barnabas

Nuln -- Close to Rio but not a Rio Vistan myself, I don't believe anyone from there 
is around right at the present time.  The cows are around and your favorites seem to 
be in season the good old ba baaas, sheep are in full bloom.  See ya around. -- 
Barnabas

     You're saying you'll be in the pasture with the sheep?

Goodness, Little Studly, Kowabungaliscious should have won!  But I realize that it is 
important to patronize your alliance mates, even though there are really no alliance 
mates in a non-alliance. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Soulie-Wolie, (as stated by The Creepster) forced retirement for The Creepster?  
Maybe.  But he really only came back to the arena to help out, you see.  When you 
invited all your alliance mates and non-alliance mates with their under 100 IQs, The 
Creepster felt Aradi deserved some intellectual balancing of the average IQ in Aradi 
due to the drop from the FONZ renewal.  It took a personal effort on his part to 
balance that great drop in average, but he was up to the task.  Yes, indeed. -- The 
Crazy Creeps Scribe

Mr. Little Stud again, clearly you are correct that Nuln, in his great absence, has 
been less of an annoying retard than The Creepster.  And if you were a "little larger 
than life", perhaps the list would read:
1. Death Stud
2. The Creepster
3. Nuln
You get the idea.... -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Nopey dopey!  Zerosimpatico Disasterites on toppawoppa the worldygloberonious!  
Saderific! -- The Creepster

Urban -- Gosh, you're right!  But if people would just listen to their dogs, everyone 
would live in the country, and there wouldn't BE an urban dark age! -- The Tail, 
friend of mankind

One-Timer -- That's no way to treat a good dog!  Teasing me with sticks and never 
throwing them, throwing balls over fences where I can't follow, all that kind of 
thing.  That's... it's practically feline! -- King

Karate Wrecker -- (growling through a mouth full of shirt)  (you should wash it 
oftener)  Go find a karate and try to hit THAT. -- Pretty Boy

55 Sucks More -- Milkshakes? -- Flower

Dandy-Lion -- (yelping pitifully)  You loomed over me.  I hate that.  And then they 
told me a dandy-lion is a big CAT.  That was awful. -- Stevie

Anon. Person who reads newsletters -- Who's Joe?  What was the question? -- Stevie

Asshe-Master -- (bouncing up and down barking hysterically)  Frisbee!  Yes! -- the 
Tail

Flower -- Comparing our records, I see you suck more than I do.  Thanks for the win 
and skills. -- 55 Sucks More
P.S.  Ever consider challenging the Dark Arena?

Death Stud -- You're having troules diciphering Inferno's warriors?  Good, then, I 
say:  you, with the Roman numeral and other complexes best left untold. -- Sultan

Death Stud -- Truly enjoyed your personal to me last turn.  I was unaware you had 
hired a writing staff. -- Sultan

Creepster -- Awfully nict to see you're back.  The geriatric center over which I 
preside has been losing members recently.  No fun being top dog without aspiring 
underlings. -- Sultan

Soultaker -- Oh, I can see to read alright.  Just make sure that when you write to 
me, it's your first personal.  Once I hit "Soultaker," I skip down until you 
disappear. -- Sultan

Inferno -- Point taken.  I'll work on that. -- Sultan

     In-Sultan -- Welcome back!  I've missed your caustic wit. -- NAIEI

Barnabas -- Good to see you back, chippy. -- Death Stud

Silent Warriors -- You say that you're back, but isn't it a requirement to have 
"been" somewhere once before to be "back" again?  Do we know you from a previous era?  
Either way, a big welcome or welcome back, as the case may be. -- Death Stud

Son of Bloodlust -- See last turn's personals RE: you = crybaby. -- Angry Santa
P.S.  I've seen your butt, and clearly I am going to need some collagen lip implants 
to have any chance of getting them around that jello bowl.

Shaman -- It's nice to loved, innit? -- Death Studs

Anti -- "Something more your style?"  Like wearing a darling fuschia summer dress 
with clown shoes and a fuzzy eared hunting cap? -- Death Stud

Ed. -- Oh, and apparently Chromie is just as illiterate and insensitive as Nuln is 
when it comes to writing in the much-hated and generally uncool Aytch Tee Em Ell 
dialect.  Would you like me to TRY to teach him how to use the Plane Tekst writing 
script in his missives?  I don't use Buttlook as an email client, but I can probably 
get him steered in the right direction.  It was hard enough to get him actually 
writing something, that I hate to make it any more laborious or complicated for him 
than it is already, though. -- Death Stud

     Yes, well, Ed. isn't here, but I wouldn't mind if more people used Plane Tekst.
     -- Temp Ed.

Inferno -- Wow, clean and sober for three whole turns.  It is like stepping back in 
time to the days of old.  There has been dancing in the streets and dogs are laying 
with cats.  Your wit has turned the whole arena upside down. -- Soultaker

     Has anyone ever stepped back in time to the days of New?

Sultan -- Just for fun how about running as fast as you can, while carrying beer in 
your arms, into a plate glass wall.  Damn I miss those days. -- Soultaker

Hombre, Ben Wa, Golden God, etc... -- Good to have you back.  Now we can look forward 
to more intelligent ramblings then has been coming out of these inbreds here. -- 
Soultaker

SamWise -- Nice to see you do exist. -- Soultaker

1 March 2005
                                    The Contract
                         [as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
     What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
     The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.

    Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
     Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
     Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
     This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
     Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
     Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
     Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
     The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer.  This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
     Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
     Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
     Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
     Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
     Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
     Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:

Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain

Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist

     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DHOOWE was barely slain by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
Z=ENTER THESE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HONNI HONNI HONNI was murdered by MARINE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
Y=GET ME THIS ONE was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
UNCHAINED was murdered by MARINE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TOM was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA HONEY SPOT was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
RAWKFIST was easily killed by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
MIRACLE MAN was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WILDFIRE was viciously subdued by DEMURRER in a 3 minute Challenge Title duel.
MOUSTACHED RAT overpowered FLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RIP RAP handily defeated KING in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
TRAD subdued MANAGER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SANDY BEACH was handily defeated by THE TAIL in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
TELESPHORUS devastated FLOWER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CHINESE SPARERIB handily defeated SOULTAKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROCKY BANKS savagely defeated SPEEDY in a action packed 5 minute Challenge struggle.
AUFTHAURS was overpowered by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GHOST devastated SIDE-BAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DERALD was subdued by STEVIE in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge bout.
URBAN II luckily beat WHAFOON in a 2 minute bloody amateur's Challenge conflict.
MOUSE was beaten by CHEER FULL OWL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SHADOW won victory over WURL POOLE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
RIFF vanquished LEO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
DOONEUSHMUN was luckily beaten by BRUSHFIRE in a popular 2 minute veteran's match.
PRETTY BOY was overpowered by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SON OF BLOODLUST defeated KARATE WRECKER in a exciting 1 minute expert's match.
SCRAG was unbelievably bested by URBAN in a 2 minute gory fray.
VIKEN was overcome by VILLEHDOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
ANASTASIUS vanquished DANDY-LION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MISS FORTUNE overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SLIPKNOT defeated X=WHERE'S MY BEER? in a 2 minute match.
POINTY STICK demolished BALLROOM BLITZ in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HOLLY SKULL overpowered IN PARI DELICTO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HAMMER devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAJRA HAMMER was devastated by ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MISS UNDERSTOOD devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YMCA defeated PHREAK in a 2 minute novice's match.
PANTHER easily killed FISH BAIT in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
LOTUS BLOSSOM was beaten by SHMAMY CROCKETT in a 1 minute novice's duel.
ENOCH PEABODY slimly lost to YELLOW CLOUD in a 8 minute gruesome amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  13 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  32 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  38 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        21 -  27 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  47 -  1      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  21 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 360 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         5  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         2 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BRUSHFIRE 7168             15   9  0   99 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOONEUSHMUN 5949           10   3  0   88 VOUGEOOT (464)
AIMED BLOW       LEO 6837                   10   4  0   86 DARQUE AGES (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   SON OF BLOODLUST 6823      14   7  0   71 4000 BLOWS (107)
WALL OF STEEL    THE TAIL 7253              11   8  0   63 RED DOG GANG (476)
BASHING ATTACK   ANASTASIUS 6839             6   2  2   51 DARQUE AGES (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEMURRER 5828.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOONEUSHMUN 5949.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEMURRER 5828, ROCKY 
BANKS 7073, SCRAG 6972, VILLEHDOL 5948, TRAD 7247, TELESPHORUS 7071, WHAFOON 7315, 
X=WHERE'S MY BEER? 7077, POINTY STICK 7277, and YMCA 7302.

The least popular fighter this week was VAJRA HAMMER 7076.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were IN PARI DELICTO 7283, DANDY-LION 7278, VIKEN 6943, PRETTY BOY 
7091, LEO 6837, SIDE-BAR 7304, AUFTHAURS 7300, SPEEDY 7293, SOULTAKER 7175, and KING 
7267.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DEMURRER (60-5828) LEGALESE (449)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RIFF (60-6452) SWIFT CURRENT (468)