DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/25/2005 Duedate: 04/07/2005
ARADI ARENA
DM-60 TURN-360
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DEMURRER
LEGALESE (449)
(60-5828) [24-28-2,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DEMURRER MISS FORTUNE
LEGALESE (449) THE MISGUIDED (559)
(60-5828) [24-28-2,114] (60-7296) [6-0-0,48]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DEMURRER DOONEUSHMUN
LEGALESE (449) VOUGEOOT (464)
(60-5828) [24-28-2,114] (60-5949) [10-3-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (536) 47
2. SILENT WARRIORS (561) 45MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
3. MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555) 41 Unchartered Team
4. METAL MELTDOWN (344) 39
5. SWIFT CURRENT (468) 35 SILENT WARRIORS (561)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*SILENT WARRIORS (561) 7 3 1 70.0 1/ 9 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555) 8 2 0
2/ 1 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555) 43 20 3 68.3 2/ 8 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557) 8 7 0
3- 2 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 102 60 5 63.0 3/12*SILENT WARRIORS (561) 7 3 1
4/ 5 DARQUE AGES (536) 48 38 5 55.8 4/ 6 DARQUE AGES (536) 7 3 0
5- 4 CRAZY CREEPS (207) 475 399 15 54.3 5/ 2 VOUGEOOT (464) 7 8 0
6- 6 DEATH STUDS VII (301) 367 315 9 53.8 6/10 SWIFT CURRENT (468) 7 8 0
7/ 7 NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 642 564 22 53.2 7- 1 DEATH STUDS VII (301) 6 2 0
8/ 8 SWIFT CURRENT (468) 97 87 8 52.7 8/11 RED DOG GANG (476) 6 9 0
9/13*THE MISGUIDED (559) 14 15 0 48.3 9/ 4*THE MISGUIDED (559) 6 9 0
10/12 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557) 23 25 0 47.9 10/ 3 4000 BLOWS (107) 5 8 0
11/10 4000 BLOWS (107) 574 639 27 47.3 11/ 5 LEGALESE (449) 4 5 0
12/ 0 METAL MELTDOWN (344) 272 307 21 47.0 12/ 7 NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 4 8 0
13/ 9 VOUGEOOT (464) 29 33 2 46.8 13/13 LOSERS (544) 3 7 0
14/11 THIEVES GUILD (396) 124 143 5 46.4 14-14 JOKA MASHER! (283) 2 0 0
15/ 0*MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550) 11 13 1 45.8 15-15 RESCUE RANGERS (362) 1 1 0
16-14 JOKA MASHER! (283) 165 220 7 42.9 16/16 THIEVES GUILD (396) 1 7 0
17/15 LEGALESE (449) 104 141 3 42.4 17/ 0*MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550) 0 5 0
18-16 RESCUE RANGERS (362) 10 14 0 41.7 18/ 0 METAL MELTDOWN (344) 0 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 RED DOG GANG (476) 283 445 4 38.9 19-17 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 0 4 0
20/17 LOSERS (544) 36 58 2 38.3 20-18 CRAZY CREEPS (207) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in ARADI a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. It seems the training can make the
difference, as DEATH STUDS VII is pushed out of top team by MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE, who
came from 9th with a 5-0-0 this turn. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for
there are sorrows to drown for 4000 BLOWS, whose 2-2-0 this turn dropped them by 7
into 10th. SILENT WARRIORS stable has parlayed this turn's 4-1-1 into a 9 space move
up the rankings. This brings them up to 3rd place. Good work, guys! The DARQUE
AGES guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never
know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, BALLROOM BLITZ fought POINTY
STICK and gained 25 points and contributed to METAL MELTDOWN's 0-4-0. FLOOD has lost
to MOUSTACHED RAT, falling 13 points, while helping make NATURAL DISASTERS a 2-2-0
turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and RIFF remains ARADI's
top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Blind Cyclops Inn until they win.
Maybe?
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. 4000 BLOWS has cause to stand tall, as they were ARADI's most
avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding 4000 BLOWS
more than any other team we find SILENT WARRIORS. ARADI, are we going to accept, or
respect this sort of thing? The most challenged warrior this turn was NATURAL
DISASTERS' warrior TSUNAMI. More fighters challenged him than challenged the
Duelmaster!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. MALAQUAR'S MINIONS has some questions to answer. Like 'why did you kill
your fighter, Z=ENTER THESE, who had a record of 3-1-0?' A brave warrior does not
carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider
well.
I like this place, ARADI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMURRER 5828 24 28 2 114 LEGALESE (449)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TYPHOON XXII 6827 22 4 1 114 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
BRUSHFIRE 7168 15 9 0 99 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-THE-SHOCKER 6824 13 13 0 92 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILDFIRE 6983 19 15 1 89 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
DOONEUSHMUN 5949 10 3 0 88 VOUGEOOT (464)
LEO 6837 10 4 0 86 DARQUE AGES (536)
-ANGRY SANTA 6828 15 11 0 79 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
URBAN 7035 13 2 0 79 DARQUE AGES (536)
SON OF BLOODLUST 6823 14 7 0 71 4000 BLOWS (107)
SCRAG 6972 10 8 0 70 LOSERS (544)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOUSTACHED RAT 7246 11 1 2 66 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
PRETTY BOY 7091 15 15 0 63 RED DOG GANG (476)
THE TAIL 7253 11 8 0 63 RED DOG GANG (476)
-IRREVOCABILITY 6549 12 9 1 60 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
VILLEHDOL 5948 9 3 0 59 VOUGEOOT (464)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KARATE WRECKER 6693 6 11 0 59 THIEVES GUILD (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOOD 7256 7 10 1 53 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
RIP RAP 6599 8 9 0 52 SWIFT CURRENT (468)
-ONE-TIMER 7169 8 2 0 51 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
ANASTASIUS 6839 6 2 2 51 DARQUE AGES (536)
MISS FORTUNE 7296 6 0 0 48 THE MISGUIDED (559)
-ASSHE-MASTER 7000 11 4 0 47 4000 BLOWS (107)
VIKEN 6943 9 10 1 45 LOSERS (544)
-55 SUCKS MORE 6956 8 9 1 45 JOKA MASHER! (283)
TRAD 7247 9 4 1 43 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
TELESPHORUS 7071 6 8 0 43 DARQUE AGES (536)
CHINESE SPARERIB 7248 8 5 0 42 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
SLIPKNOT 6674 7 11 0 39 THIEVES GUILD (396)
SANDY BEACH 6957 6 4 0 39 SWIFT CURRENT (468)
TSUNAMI 7273 3 8 0 37 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
FLOWER 7255 8 11 0 35 RED DOG GANG (476)
POINTY STICK 7277 6 4 0 35 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEVIE 7271 6 7 0 33 RED DOG GANG (476)
HOLLY SKULL 7276 4 4 0 33 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
MANAGER 7094 4 8 0 33 LOSERS (544)
BALLROOM BLITZ 7016 1 2 0 33 METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-ZIPPER 4404 1 3 0 33 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
KING 7267 7 9 1 31 RED DOG GANG (476)
DANDY-LION 7278 6 4 0 30 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
SOULTAKER 7175 3 3 0 28 LOSERS (544)
X=WHERE'S MY BEER? 7077 3 2 1 27 MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
-DALE 4406 2 1 0 27 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
SHMAMY CROCKETT 7216 3 1 0 26 4000 BLOWS (107)
HAMMER 7297 3 3 0 25 THE MISGUIDED (559)
CHEER FULL OWL 7274 5 5 0 24 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
ROCKY BANKS 7073 3 3 0 24 SWIFT CURRENT (468)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252 3 0 0 23 JOKA MASHER! (283)
ASSASSIN 7317 2 0 0 23 SILENT WARRIORS (561)
WURL POOLE 6799 3 5 0 22 SWIFT CURRENT (468)
SHADOW 7321 2 0 0 21 SILENT WARRIORS (561)
GHOST 7319 1 1 0 21 SILENT WARRIORS (561)
DERALD 7285 2 2 0 20 4000 BLOWS (107)
-TINY TIM 6042 3 0 0 19 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
IN PARI DELICTO 7283 3 6 0 15 LEGALESE (449)
MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301 2 2 0 15 THE MISGUIDED (559)
URBAN II 7174 2 2 0 14 DARQUE AGES (536)
LOTUS BLOSSOM 7080 2 2 0 13 MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
SPEEDY 7293 3 3 0 12 THE MISGUIDED (559)
PANTHER 7320 1 1 1 12 SILENT WARRIORS (561)
MOUSE 7318 1 1 0 11 SILENT WARRIORS (561)
-GADGET 4574 1 1 0 11 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
VAJRA HAMMER 7076 2 3 0 9 MALAQUAR'S MINIONS (550)
AUFTHAURS 7300 2 3 0 9 VOUGEOOT (464)
SIDE-BAR 7304 2 2 0 8 LEGALESE (449)
YMCA 7302 1 1 0 7 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
-EBENEZER SCROOGE 5953 1 3 0 6 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
YELLOW CLOUD 7324 1 0 0 5 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
WHAFOON 7315 1 1 0 4 VOUGEOOT (464)
ENOCH PEABODY 7325 0 1 0 1 THIEVES GUILD (396)
PHREAK 7327 0 1 0 1 THE MISGUIDED (559)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HONNI HONNI HONN 7286 0 2 0 4000 BLOWS 107 MARINE TROLL 18 360 NONE
FISH BAIT 7328 0 1 0 CHEER-O-KEE'S 557 PANTHER 7320 360
DA HONEY SPOT 7323 0 1 0 LOSERS 544 JORGE BLACK ORC 20 360 NONE
Z=ENTER THESE 7079 3 2 0 MALAQUAR'S MINION 550 SPYMASTER 22 360 NONE
Y=GET ME THIS ON 7078 1 4 0 MALAQUAR'S MINION 550 JORGE BLACK ORC 20 360 NONE
UNCHAINED 7207 0 1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344 MARINE TROLL 18 360 NONE
RAWKFIST 7085 0 1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344 SEA MONSTER 27 360 NONE
MIRACLE MAN 7206 0 1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344 DARK CHAMPION 24 360 NONE
TOM 7326 0 1 0 THIEVES GUILD 396 GARGOYLE PRINCE 25 360 NONE
DHOOWE 6010 3 6 2 VOUGEOOT 464 JORGE BLACK ORC 20 360 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Soulie -- Don't worry about grasping anything, just spit it out! -- Barnabas
Nuln -- Close to Rio but not a Rio Vistan myself, I don't believe anyone from there
is around right at the present time. The cows are around and your favorites seem to
be in season the good old ba baaas, sheep are in full bloom. See ya around. --
Barnabas
You're saying you'll be in the pasture with the sheep?
Goodness, Little Studly, Kowabungaliscious should have won! But I realize that it is
important to patronize your alliance mates, even though there are really no alliance
mates in a non-alliance. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe
Soulie-Wolie, (as stated by The Creepster) forced retirement for The Creepster?
Maybe. But he really only came back to the arena to help out, you see. When you
invited all your alliance mates and non-alliance mates with their under 100 IQs, The
Creepster felt Aradi deserved some intellectual balancing of the average IQ in Aradi
due to the drop from the FONZ renewal. It took a personal effort on his part to
balance that great drop in average, but he was up to the task. Yes, indeed. -- The
Crazy Creeps Scribe
Mr. Little Stud again, clearly you are correct that Nuln, in his great absence, has
been less of an annoying retard than The Creepster. And if you were a "little larger
than life", perhaps the list would read:
1. Death Stud
2. The Creepster
3. Nuln
You get the idea.... -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe
Nopey dopey! Zerosimpatico Disasterites on toppawoppa the worldygloberonious!
Saderific! -- The Creepster
Urban -- Gosh, you're right! But if people would just listen to their dogs, everyone
would live in the country, and there wouldn't BE an urban dark age! -- The Tail,
friend of mankind
One-Timer -- That's no way to treat a good dog! Teasing me with sticks and never
throwing them, throwing balls over fences where I can't follow, all that kind of
thing. That's... it's practically feline! -- King
Karate Wrecker -- (growling through a mouth full of shirt) (you should wash it
oftener) Go find a karate and try to hit THAT. -- Pretty Boy
55 Sucks More -- Milkshakes? -- Flower
Dandy-Lion -- (yelping pitifully) You loomed over me. I hate that. And then they
told me a dandy-lion is a big CAT. That was awful. -- Stevie
Anon. Person who reads newsletters -- Who's Joe? What was the question? -- Stevie
Asshe-Master -- (bouncing up and down barking hysterically) Frisbee! Yes! -- the
Tail
Flower -- Comparing our records, I see you suck more than I do. Thanks for the win
and skills. -- 55 Sucks More
P.S. Ever consider challenging the Dark Arena?
Death Stud -- You're having troules diciphering Inferno's warriors? Good, then, I
say: you, with the Roman numeral and other complexes best left untold. -- Sultan
Death Stud -- Truly enjoyed your personal to me last turn. I was unaware you had
hired a writing staff. -- Sultan
Creepster -- Awfully nict to see you're back. The geriatric center over which I
preside has been losing members recently. No fun being top dog without aspiring
underlings. -- Sultan
Soultaker -- Oh, I can see to read alright. Just make sure that when you write to
me, it's your first personal. Once I hit "Soultaker," I skip down until you
disappear. -- Sultan
Inferno -- Point taken. I'll work on that. -- Sultan
In-Sultan -- Welcome back! I've missed your caustic wit. -- NAIEI
Barnabas -- Good to see you back, chippy. -- Death Stud
Silent Warriors -- You say that you're back, but isn't it a requirement to have
"been" somewhere once before to be "back" again? Do we know you from a previous era?
Either way, a big welcome or welcome back, as the case may be. -- Death Stud
Son of Bloodlust -- See last turn's personals RE: you = crybaby. -- Angry Santa
P.S. I've seen your butt, and clearly I am going to need some collagen lip implants
to have any chance of getting them around that jello bowl.
Shaman -- It's nice to loved, innit? -- Death Studs
Anti -- "Something more your style?" Like wearing a darling fuschia summer dress
with clown shoes and a fuzzy eared hunting cap? -- Death Stud
Ed. -- Oh, and apparently Chromie is just as illiterate and insensitive as Nuln is
when it comes to writing in the much-hated and generally uncool Aytch Tee Em Ell
dialect. Would you like me to TRY to teach him how to use the Plane Tekst writing
script in his missives? I don't use Buttlook as an email client, but I can probably
get him steered in the right direction. It was hard enough to get him actually
writing something, that I hate to make it any more laborious or complicated for him
than it is already, though. -- Death Stud
Yes, well, Ed. isn't here, but I wouldn't mind if more people used Plane Tekst.
-- Temp Ed.
Inferno -- Wow, clean and sober for three whole turns. It is like stepping back in
time to the days of old. There has been dancing in the streets and dogs are laying
with cats. Your wit has turned the whole arena upside down. -- Soultaker
Has anyone ever stepped back in time to the days of New?
Sultan -- Just for fun how about running as fast as you can, while carrying beer in
your arms, into a plate glass wall. Damn I miss those days. -- Soultaker
Hombre, Ben Wa, Golden God, etc... -- Good to have you back. Now we can look forward
to more intelligent ramblings then has been coming out of these inbreds here. --
Soultaker
SamWise -- Nice to see you do exist. -- Soultaker
1 March 2005
The Contract
[as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.
Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer. This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:
Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain
Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DHOOWE was barely slain by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
Z=ENTER THESE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HONNI HONNI HONNI was murdered by MARINE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
Y=GET ME THIS ONE was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
UNCHAINED was murdered by MARINE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TOM was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA HONEY SPOT was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
RAWKFIST was easily killed by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
MIRACLE MAN was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WILDFIRE was viciously subdued by DEMURRER in a 3 minute Challenge Title duel.
MOUSTACHED RAT overpowered FLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RIP RAP handily defeated KING in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
TRAD subdued MANAGER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SANDY BEACH was handily defeated by THE TAIL in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
TELESPHORUS devastated FLOWER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CHINESE SPARERIB handily defeated SOULTAKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROCKY BANKS savagely defeated SPEEDY in a action packed 5 minute Challenge struggle.
AUFTHAURS was overpowered by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GHOST devastated SIDE-BAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DERALD was subdued by STEVIE in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge bout.
URBAN II luckily beat WHAFOON in a 2 minute bloody amateur's Challenge conflict.
MOUSE was beaten by CHEER FULL OWL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SHADOW won victory over WURL POOLE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
RIFF vanquished LEO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
DOONEUSHMUN was luckily beaten by BRUSHFIRE in a popular 2 minute veteran's match.
PRETTY BOY was overpowered by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SON OF BLOODLUST defeated KARATE WRECKER in a exciting 1 minute expert's match.
SCRAG was unbelievably bested by URBAN in a 2 minute gory fray.
VIKEN was overcome by VILLEHDOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
ANASTASIUS vanquished DANDY-LION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MISS FORTUNE overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SLIPKNOT defeated X=WHERE'S MY BEER? in a 2 minute match.
POINTY STICK demolished BALLROOM BLITZ in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HOLLY SKULL overpowered IN PARI DELICTO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HAMMER devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAJRA HAMMER was devastated by ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MISS UNDERSTOOD devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YMCA defeated PHREAK in a 2 minute novice's match.
PANTHER easily killed FISH BAIT in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
LOTUS BLOSSOM was beaten by SHMAMY CROCKETT in a 1 minute novice's duel.
ENOCH PEABODY slimly lost to YELLOW CLOUD in a 8 minute gruesome amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 13 - 0 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 32 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 38 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 21 - 27 - 1 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 47 - 1 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 21 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 360 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 5 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 AIMED BLOW 2 - 8 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BRUSHFIRE 7168 15 9 0 99 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
SLASHING ATTACK DOONEUSHMUN 5949 10 3 0 88 VOUGEOOT (464)
AIMED BLOW LEO 6837 10 4 0 86 DARQUE AGES (536)
LUNGING ATTACK SON OF BLOODLUST 6823 14 7 0 71 4000 BLOWS (107)
WALL OF STEEL THE TAIL 7253 11 8 0 63 RED DOG GANG (476)
BASHING ATTACK ANASTASIUS 6839 6 2 2 51 DARQUE AGES (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DEMURRER 5828. The most popular warrior this turn
was DOONEUSHMUN 5949. The ten other most popular fighters were DEMURRER 5828, ROCKY
BANKS 7073, SCRAG 6972, VILLEHDOL 5948, TRAD 7247, TELESPHORUS 7071, WHAFOON 7315,
X=WHERE'S MY BEER? 7077, POINTY STICK 7277, and YMCA 7302.
The least popular fighter this week was VAJRA HAMMER 7076. The other ten least
popular fighters were IN PARI DELICTO 7283, DANDY-LION 7278, VIKEN 6943, PRETTY BOY
7091, LEO 6837, SIDE-BAR 7304, AUFTHAURS 7300, SPEEDY 7293, SOULTAKER 7175, and KING
7267.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DEMURRER (60-5828) LEGALESE (449)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RIFF (60-6452) SWIFT CURRENT (468)