DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/15/2005 Duedate: 07/28/2005
ARADI ARENA
DM-60 TURN-368
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BRUSHFIRE
NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
(60-7168) [22-10-0,148]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BRUSHFIRE PIPETTE
NATURAL DISASTERS (159) BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
(60-7168) [22-10-0,148] (60-7332) [4-1-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
55 SUCKS MORE SIDE-BAR
JOKA MASHER! (283) LEGALESE (449)
(60-6956) [12-13-2,77] (60-7304) [8-4-0,37]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOUGEOOT (464) 41
2. GREAT WHITE NORTH (311) 28 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
3. THE MISGUIDED (559) 26 Unchartered Team
4. EX OBLIVIONE (502) 21
5. NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 21 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BEAKER PEOPLE (562) 17 8 0 68.0 1/ 1*BEAKER PEOPLE (562) 10 5 0
2- 2 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555) 50 29 3 63.3 2/ 3 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557) 8 7 0
3- 3 FUNKY FOLK (565) 19 16 2 54.3 3/ 6 NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 7 1 0
4- 4 DEATH STUDS VII (301) 383 328 9 53.9 4/ 5 RED DOG GANG (476) 7 8 0
5/ 5 NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 658 569 23 53.6 5/ 4 THE MISGUIDED (559) 7 8 0
6- 6 WILD CARDS (148) 725 651 29 52.7 6/ 2 TWILIGHT ORDER (482) 6 9 0
7/ 7 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557) 46 42 1 52.3 7/ 7 LEGALESE (449) 5 4 0
8/ 9 THE MISGUIDED (559) 34 35 0 49.3 8/10 EX OBLIVIONE (502) 5 4 0
9- 8 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 134 142 11 48.6 9/14 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311) 5 8 0
10/14 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311) 92 111 15 45.3 10- 9 FUNKY FOLK (565) 4 0 0
11/13 LEGALESE (449) 120 149 4 44.6 11-11 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555) 3 1 0
12/15 JOKA MASHER! (283) 169 224 8 43.0 12- 8 DEATH STUDS VII (301) 3 2 0
13/16 VOUGEOOT (464) 42 56 3 42.9 13/15 VOUGEOOT (464) 2 10 1
14/17 TWILIGHT ORDER (482) 34 53 1 39.1 14-12 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 1 0 0
15/19 RED DOG GANG (476) 298 470 4 38.8 15-13 WILD CARDS (148) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/20 EX OBLIVIONE (502) 48 84 4 36.4 16/19 JOKA MASHER! (283) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ARADI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for TWILIGHT ORDER, whose 1-4-0 this turn
dropped them by 4 into 6th. Ha! GREAT WHITE NORTH turned their 3-1-0 turn into a
9th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on
hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SAMANTHA HAIN win a fight
and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SAMANTHA HAIN beat HOLLY SKULL and HOLLY
SKULL lost 16 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of
life, ARADI may be getting bland, as BRUSHFIRE stays top dog in the city. The
Victory Tavern, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this
stuff? From ARADI's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. CHEER-O-KEE'S, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was TWILIGHT ORDER. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, BAD FAITH was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and
girls, SATELLITE FIVE of TWILIGHT ORDER has added the final loss to his 7-6-0. Tee
hee! We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you
sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRUSHFIRE 7168 22 10 0 148 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ORIGINAL SHOCKER 6959 14 7 2 128 WILD CARDS (148)
-TYPHOON XXII 6827 25 7 1 108 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-ANGRY SANTA 6828 18 14 0 97 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-ONE-TIMER 7169 14 2 0 96 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
TSUNAMI 7273 10 9 1 96 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NAPPY DUGOUT 6080 19 24 1 90 WILD CARDS (148)
-LAR'EH WALKER 5825 12 8 1 90 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
SAMANTHA HAIN 6335 16 18 0 87 EX OBLIVIONE (502)
-DOONEUSHMUN 5949 13 5 0 87 VOUGEOOT (464)
-PAM'EHLA ANDERSON 5844 5 5 1 85 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-MISTRESS BOMBTRONIC 6617 19 12 1 83 WILD CARDS (148)
PRETTY BOY 7091 18 20 0 82 RED DOG GANG (476)
-MOUSTACHED RAT 7246 14 3 2 80 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
55 SUCKS MORE 6956 12 13 2 77 JOKA MASHER! (283)
-PRIME MINISTER 6011 11 10 0 71 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
CHEER FULL OWL 7274 10 8 1 69 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHINESE SPARERIB 7248 11 7 0 66 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
HOLLY SKULL 7276 9 7 0 64 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
-JEN ASIDE 7385 8 2 2 63 FUNKY FOLK (565)
IN PARI DELICTO 7283 9 8 1 60 LEGALESE (449)
STEVIE 7271 11 10 0 59 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANA-KALI 6198 11 8 1 57 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOWER 7255 12 15 0 54 RED DOG GANG (476)
TREE HUGGIN' BUNNY 5366 13 6 3 52 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
THE TAIL 7253 12 15 0 51 RED DOG GANG (476)
DANDY-LION 7278 10 8 0 50 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
SEHENSTES 7339 5 2 1 50 VOUGEOOT (464)
SPEEDY 7293 7 7 0 48 THE MISGUIDED (559)
HAMMER 7297 7 7 0 47 THE MISGUIDED (559)
-BILL BORED 7386 6 4 0 47 FUNKY FOLK (565)
-BEERZILLA 6170 5 6 0 47 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301 6 6 0 45 THE MISGUIDED (559)
-TRAD 7247 10 5 1 44 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
KING 7267 9 15 1 43 RED DOG GANG (476)
PIPETTE 7332 4 1 0 40 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
SIDE-BAR 7304 8 4 0 37 LEGALESE (449)
PHREAK 7327 5 4 0 36 THE MISGUIDED (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIERRE TRUDEAU 5513 5 5 1 33 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
-FALCON XLI 7341 2 4 0 33 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
FLASK 7329 4 1 0 27 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
BAD FAITH 7344 4 3 0 26 LEGALESE (449)
BUTTERFLY 7338 6 2 0 25 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMOTO-CHAN 7350 3 3 0 23 EX OBLIVIONE (502)
-REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252 3 0 0 23 JOKA MASHER! (283)
PH 7377 3 0 0 22 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
LAURA SECORD 5528 2 6 0 22 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
FLASH FIRE 7390 2 4 0 22 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-JIM PANZI 7382 2 0 0 22 FUNKY FOLK (565)
PYREX 7331 4 1 0 20 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-LYNN GWINI 7381 2 3 0 19 FUNKY FOLK (565)
SALKARATH 6521 4 4 0 18 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
MORGLUM FLYNN 6522 3 5 0 18 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
CLOUDGAZER 7349 3 3 0 16 EX OBLIVIONE (502)
MOOSE MOUSE 5527 2 6 0 13 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
ICHED 7391 1 0 0 13 VOUGEOOT (464)
MYSTERY 7354 3 3 0 12 THE MISGUIDED (559)
CUT-UM-MO 7359 2 3 0 9 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
BUNSEN BURNER 7363 2 2 0 8 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-YMCA 7302 1 3 0 7 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
-YELLOW CLOUD 7324 1 2 0 5 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
ZAMIROV 7380 1 1 0 4 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
HYQ 7388 0 2 0 2 VOUGEOOT (464)
-HURRICANE XXXVII 7379 0 1 0 1 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AMOUR DE COSMOS 5342 11 9 2 GREAT WHITE NORTH 311 ORIGINAL SHOCKER 6959 365
SATELLITE FIVE 6400 7 7 0 TWILIGHT ORDER 482 SEHENSTES 7339 368
SUVLANPU 7375 0 3 0 VOUGEOOT 464 DARK CHAMPION 24 368 NONE
VILLEHDOL 5948 10 6 0 VOUGEOOT 464 55 SUCKS MORE 6956 364 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Studbob Bulgepants -- That's right, and don't your forget it, eh. -- Magic Man
FONZ -- Might as well stand for Freaky Old Neo-Zero's. What the hell happened to you
all? No ads. No banter. No nothing. Is this what I've come back to?
Salkarath -- Ah.... zees eez much better. Per'aps zee boss vill keep me around for
just a leetle beet longer now. -- Pierre Trudeau
Flask -- I fear my doom is imminent -- Laura Secord
PH -- Eek! Is this the end for me? -- Moose Mouse
Phreak -- I'm a bit more of handful then my teammate I'm afraid -- T.H. Bunny
All -- Is this what Aradi has come to? A dozen or so personal ads? You should all
be ashamed of yourselves!! Take 5 minutes and write some crap for crying out loud!!!
-- Magic
What, we were supposed to write personals last time and didn't and that makes us Bad
Dogs? Well, we were busy! There are more important things than writing personals,
as everyone else here must agree. But we'll do them now, so let's not hear any nasty
comments about rolled up newspapers! -- Spot, Red Dog Gang
55 Sucks More -- You are a very strange person, and I don't think I like you. You
whine, and only dogs can do that gracefully. -- Pretty Boy
P.S. What is that in dog-years?
Moustached Rat -- (barking frantically) You're a pest! You're a varmit! Come back
out here where I can bite you! -- Flower, not a rat-terrior but willing to try
Samantha Hain -- (wagging ingratiatingly) I didn't mean to. Honest! -- The Tail
Hammer -- Oh, no! No, you don't, you don't get "msiguided" onto ME. I'll bite your
hammer off at the elbow! -- King
Tree Huggin' Bunny -- (shaking himself thoroughly) I'm no tree, you... you PREY. --
Stevie
There! All caught up, are you satisfied? -- Spot
Chinese Sparerib -- (spitting and coughing) Too much sweet and sour sauce, too sour!
-- Stevie
Brushfire -- I don't really like fires. There's no way to bite them, or jump on them
and knock them down, and when they GET you, they HURT. So I just don't really want
anything to do with fires. -- Pretty Boy
Sehenstes -- I don't know what you are, but you're Convincian, and everybody knows
that Convincians can't be trusted. They don't throw frisbees, or play tug of war, or
ANY of the fun things. -- The Tail
P.S. You can always tell a Convincian because he smells like boiled potatoes.
Hana-Kali -- Gosh, YOU are Convincian, too! And mean! -- King
Morglum Flynn -- See? Nobody can be glum around a dog. It's one of the things we're
good for. -- Flower
T.H. Bunny -- Well, of course! A good dog keeps going. -- Stevie
Death Stud -- Jusyt so you have to pay yet again. -- Soultaker
Shaman -- Thanks for the boost in my record. Would you mind if I kill another one so
I can get 5 more easy wins? -- Soultaker
Magic Man -- Remarks from you is such a laugh. Aren't you the one that got married
and found out about the opposite sex never to be heard from again? Did you wear out
your welcome and come back to us? -- Soultaker
27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance. In other words, you have to choose! If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both. The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example. If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists
29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee. We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUVLANPU was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAMANTHA HAIN demolished HOLLY SKULL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HANA-KALI was savagely defeated by CHEER FULL OWL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
PHREAK luckily beat BAD FAITH in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
SPEEDY unbelievably bested SIDE-BAR in a popular 5 minute bloody Challenge duel.
PYREX was beaten by PIERRE TRUDEAU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SATELLITE FIVE was assassinated by SEHENSTES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MORGLUM FLYNN was vanquished by MISS UNDERSTOOD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SALKARATH defeated CUT-UM-MO in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
FLASK defeated CLOUDGAZER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
BUNSEN BURNER was viciously subdued by IMOTO-CHAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BRUSHFIRE subdued 55 SUCKS MORE in a 4 minute master's Title competition.
TSUNAMI savagely defeated PRETTY BOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
TREE HUGGIN' BUNNY viciously subdued KING in a 3 minute gory conflict.
THE TAIL was vanquished by IN PARI DELICTO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FLOWER won victory over PIPETTE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
STEVIE bested HAMMER in a 2 minute brawl.
DANDY-LION devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAURA SECORD demolished ZAMIROV in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOOSE MOUSE was beaten by BUTTERFLY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
MYSTERY was devastated by FLASH FIRE in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
PH won victory over HYQ in a 1 minute novice's match.
ICHED handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 39 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 55 - 6 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 21 - 24 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 30 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 20 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 21 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 72 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 19 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
Turn 368 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 6 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BRUSHFIRE 7168 22 10 0 148 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
STRIKING ATTACK TSUNAMI 7273 10 9 1 96 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
LUNGING ATTACK HOLLY SKULL 7276 9 7 0 64 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE STEVIE 7271 11 10 0 59 RED DOG GANG (476)
WALL OF STEEL HANA-KALI 6198 11 8 1 57 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
BASHING ATTACK PIPETTE 7332 4 1 0 40 BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
PARRY-LUNGE PHREAK 7327 5 4 0 36 THE MISGUIDED (559)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is 55 SUCKS MORE 6956. The most popular warrior this
turn was SIDE-BAR 7304. The ten other most popular fighters were 55 SUCKS MORE 6956,
TSUNAMI 7273, BAD FAITH 7344, IMOTO-CHAN 7350, MOOSE MOUSE 5527, KING 7267, FLOWER
7255, SUVLANPU 7375, CHEER FULL OWL 7274, and PIERRE TRUDEAU 5513.
The least popular fighter this week was HYQ 7388. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE TAIL 7253, BUNSEN BURNER 7363, MORGLUM FLYNN 6522, SATELLITE FIVE
6400, HOLLY SKULL 7276, ICHED 7391, MYSTERY 7354, ZAMIROV 7380, DANDY-LION 7278, and
PRETTY BOY 7091.