DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/26/2005    Duedate: 09/08/2005

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-371

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TYPHOON XXII
DEATH STUDS VII (301)
(60-6827) [26-7-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TYPHOON XXII                   POSITION IS EMPTY
DEATH STUDS VII (301)          
(60-6827) [26-7-1,117]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SON OF BLOODLUST               BALLROOM BLITZ
4000 BLOWS (107)               METAL MELTDOWN (344)
(60-6823) [16-9-0,97]          (60-7016) [4-3-0,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH STUDS VII (301)       36
2. VOUGEOOT (464)              29MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
3. 4000 BLOWS (107)            23      Unchartered Team
4. METAL MELTDOWN (344)        22
5. DARK JEDI (567)             21      BEAKER PEOPLE (562)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PHANTOM MENANCE (569)      4   1  0 80.0   1/ 4 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   8  5 0
 2- 2*SHIRE-THAIN (566)          7   3  0 70.0   2- 3*SHIRE-THAIN (566)         7  3 0
 3/ 3*BEAKER PEOPLE (562)       22  13  0 62.9   3/ 1 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       7  7 0
 4/ 4 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  53  32  3 62.4   4/ 2 EX OBLIVIONE (502)        6  3 1
 5- 5 ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)   28  21  1 57.1   5/ 8 VOUGEOOT (464)            6  6 0
 6- 6 LUROCIANS VI (431)       110  89  7 55.3   6/ 6 THE MISGUIDED (559)       6  8 0
 7/ 0 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    387 329  9 54.1   7/ 5 LEGALESE (449)            5  4 0
 8/ 8 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  666 574 23 53.7   8/11*BEAKER PEOPLE (562)       5  5 0
 9/ 7 FUNKY FOLK (565)          22  19  3 53.7   9/ 0 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     4  1 0
10/ 9 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       53  49  1 52.0  10-10*PHANTOM MENANCE (569)     4  1 0
11/ 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430) 163 158 12 50.8  11/13 FUNKY FOLK (565)          3  3 1
12/12 THE MISGUIDED (559)       40  43  0 48.2  12/14 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  3  3 0
13-10 THIEVES GUILD (396)      139 151  6 47.9  13-12 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)      3  7 0
14-11 DARK TOGS (526)           10  11  1 47.6  14/ 9 RED DOG GANG (476)        3 12 0
15/ 0 4000 BLOWS (107)         581 651 27 47.2  15/ 0 4000 BLOWS (107)          2  2 0
16/ 0 METAL MELTDOWN (344)     279 320 21 46.6  16- 7 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)   2  2 0
17-14 GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)   94 113 15 45.4  17/ 0*SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)    1  0 0
18/13 LEGALESE (449)           125 153  4 45.0  18-16 DARK TOGS (526)           1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/16 VOUGEOOT (464)            48  62  3 43.6  19-15 ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)   1  0 0
20/ 0*SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)     9  12  0 42.9  20-17 LUROCIANS VI (431)        1  1 0
21/17 RED DOG GANG (476)       301 482  4 38.4  21-18 THIEVES GUILD (396)       1  2 0
22/18 EX OBLIVIONE (502)        54  87  5 38.3  22/ 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430)  1  4 0
23-19 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)      37  60  1 38.1  23/19*DARK JEDI (567)           1  9 1
24/20*DARK JEDI (567)            1   9  1 10.0  24/ 0 METAL MELTDOWN (344)      0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ARADI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, CHEER-O-KEE'S, since NATURAL 
DISASTERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If this keeps up, 
GREAT WHITE NORTH, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 9 in 
the rankings?  NATURAL DISASTERS turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the 
listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, VOUGEOOT, the Fates teach humility, 
and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MISS 
UNDERSTOOD win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MISS UNDERSTOOD beat 
CLOUDGAZER and CLOUDGAZER lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as TYPHOON XXII takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  ARADI, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  RED 
DOG GANG the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it 
looks like LEGALESE avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, 
if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, JIM PANZI was this turn's most 
challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as 
the next guy, but hey DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2, whyja send TOGS REPLACEMENT to the Dark 
Arena, look at its record, huh?  Gee, DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2, ain't it past due for 
sending TOGS STINKER Dark Arena?  What took ol' '12-7-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha 
ha!  And sending TOGS STINKER to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better 
ideas, DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2?  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, 
but hey METAL MELTDOWN, whyja send MIDNITE MANIAC to the Dark Arena, look at his 
record, huh?  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up 
with you sooner that later?   
     What does the ARADI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TYPHOON XXII 6827            26   7  1   117       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY SANTA 6828             19  14  0   110       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 MOUSTACHED RAT 7246          16   4  2   102       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
-KARATE WRECKER 6693           9  13  0   101       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 ONE-TIMER 7169               15   2  0    98       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 BRUSHFIRE 7168               24  11  0    97       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 SON OF BLOODLUST 6823        16   9  0    97       4000 BLOWS (107)
 SAMANTHA HAIN 6335           18  19  0    95       EX OBLIVIONE (502)
 CHEER FULL OWL 7274          12   9  1    94       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOONEUSHMUN 5949             13   5  0    87       VOUGEOOT (464)
 BLUE BEANIE 6461             14  12  1    84       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 BALLROOM BLITZ 7016           4   3  0    83       METAL MELTDOWN (344)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRETTY BOY 7091              20  21  0    82       RED DOG GANG (476)
 TSUNAMI 7273                 11  11  1    73       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-LLUPERIOR LLORCES 5956       11   6  1    73       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 HOLLY SKULL 7276             10   9  0    72       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
-SLIPKNOT 6674                11  12  0    68       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-STORM 4741                    9   4  0    68       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
-LLUGS AND LLISSES 5887       12  12  1    67       LUROCIANS VI (431)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPEEDY 7293                   9   7  0    66       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-WILLOW 6659                   7   3  1    66       DARK TOGS (526)
 HAMMER 7297                   9   8  0    65       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-HANA-KALI 6198               12   9  1    64       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
 IN PARI DELICTO 7283         10  10  1    64       LEGALESE (449)
 CHINESE SPARERIB 7248        12   9  0    63       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 ASSHE-MASTER 7000            13   6  0    61       4000 BLOWS (107)
 SIDE-BAR 7304                10   5  0    60       LEGALESE (449)
-LLUCKY DAY 6021              10   8  0    60       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301          7   8  0    57       THE MISGUIDED (559)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOWER 7255                  13  17  0    56       RED DOG GANG (476)
-TREE HUGGIN' BUNNY 5366      14   6  3    55       GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
 SEHENSTES 7339                6   4  1    55       VOUGEOOT (464)
 THE TAIL 7253                12  18  0    54       RED DOG GANG (476)
 DANDY-LION 7278              11  10  0    50       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 DERALD 7285                   4   4  0    50       4000 BLOWS (107)
 STEVIE 7271                  11  13  0    46       RED DOG GANG (476)
-FIRE 4739                     6   3  1    45       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 IMOTO-CHAN 7350               5   4  1    45       EX OBLIVIONE (502)
-TRAD 7247                    10   5  1    44       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 FALCON XLI 7341               3   4  0    44       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 BAD FAITH 7344                6   4  0    43       LEGALESE (449)
 JIM PANZI 7382                4   0  0    43       FUNKY FOLK (565)
-HURTICANE 4740                5   2  0    38       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 CLOUDGAZER 7349               5   4  0    35       EX OBLIVIONE (502)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIMPY LIMPY 7046              3   4  0    33       LUROCIANS VI (431)
-VAL HOLLA 7394                1   0  1    33       FUNKY FOLK (565)
-BUTTERFLY 7338                8   2  0    32       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 FLASK 7329                    5   2  0    31       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
 EXCESSIVE NOSEHAIR 6834       4   1  0    31       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-SHMAMY CROCKETT 7216          4   3  0    26       4000 BLOWS (107)
 BUNSEN BURNER 7363            4   2  0    26       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-MOOSE MOUSE 5527              3   6  0    24       GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHREAK 7327                   5   7  0    23       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 FLASH FIRE 7390               4   5  0    23       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 PIPETTE 7332                  4   3  0    23       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-PIERRE TRUDEAU 5513           5   6  1    22       GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
 PYREX 7331                    5   2  0    22       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-PIGGY 6655                    2   3  0    22       DARK TOGS (526)
-GARLIC BREATH 6626            1   3  0    22       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-SALKARATH 6521                5   5  0    20       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
 HYQ 7388                      2   3  0    20       VOUGEOOT (464)
 PH 7377                       4   1  0    19       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
 ICHED 7391                    3   1  0    19       VOUGEOOT (464)
-GORHENDAD OLDBUCK 7399        2   0  0    19       SHIRE-THAIN (566)
-LLAPPY LLILMORE 7133          3   3  0    18       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 MYSTERY 7354                  4   5  0    17       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-ENOCH PEABODY 7325            3   3  0    16       THIEVES GUILD (396)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LYNN GWINI 7381               2   4  0    16       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 LAVA TUBE 7393                2   0  0    16       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-LORD TYRANUS 7418             1   0  0    16       PHANTOM MENANCE (569)
-DRIZZLE 5774                  4   3  0    15       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 ERUPTION 7310                 1   1  0    15       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-ISENGRIM TOOK 7398            2   0  0    14       SHIRE-THAIN (566)
-LAURA SECORD 5528             2   7  0    13       GREAT WHITE NORTH (311)
-PULL MY FINGER 6625           3   3  0    12       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-NEEBA 7343                    3   1  1    11       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 DARTH MERICK 7408             1   1  1    10       DARK JEDI (567)
-ACHIUS 7403                   1   0  0    10       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
-LIQUID DOOM 5812              2   3  0     9       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
-BUCCA OLDBUCK 7400            2   0  0     9       SHIRE-THAIN (566)
-TUNE IN TOKYO 6627            1   1  0     9       SMOOTH OPERATORS (523)
-FERUMBRAS TOOK 7401           1   1  0     9       SHIRE-THAIN (566)
-NEZUMI 7342                   2   2  0     8       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-QUI-GON 7415                  1   0  0     8       PHANTOM MENANCE (569)
-YMCA 7302                     1   3  0     7       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
-ZAMIROV 7380                  1   3  0     6       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
-OBI-WAN 7417                  1   0  0     6       PHANTOM MENANCE (569)
-DARTH SIDIOUS 7416            1   0  0     6       PHANTOM MENANCE (569)
 ARRD 7396                     1   2  0     5       VOUGEOOT (464)
-YELLOW CLOUD 7324             1   2  0     5       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 SMOOTH UP 7335                0   5  0     5       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-ISUMBRAS TOOK 7397            0   2  0     3       SHIRE-THAIN (566)
-CAUSALITY STAR 7395           0   2  0     2       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
 DARTH SITH 7409               0   2  0     2       DARK JEDI (567)
 HURRICANE XXXVII 7379         0   2  0     2       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 DARTH MAUL 7406               0   2  0     2       DARK JEDI (567)
-DARTH MAUL 7419               0   1  0     1       PHANTOM MENANCE (569)
 BULLY BOY 7447                0   1  0     1       RED DOG GANG (476)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RON BURGUNDY 7346      0  3 0 4000 BLOWS 107        ARNIE SHEW 21         371 NONE    
FISH EYE'S 7404        1  1 0 CHEER-O-KEE'S 557     DARTH MERICK 7408     371         
DARTH VADER 7405       0  2 0 DARK JEDI 567         MARINE TROLL 18       371 NONE    
GREY JEDI 7407         0  2 0 DARK JEDI 567         ARNIE SHEW 21         371 NONE    
TOGS REPLACEMENT 7045  6  2 0 DEMONS OF DARKNES 430 ARNIE SHEW 21         371 NONE    
TOGS STINKER 6588     12  8 0 DEMONS OF DARKNES 430 BORED ELF 19          371 NONE    
TOGS DIXIE 7084        2  5 0 DEMONS OF DARKNES 430 ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 371 NONE    
TOGS DESPERATION 7136  0  5 0 DEMONS OF DARKNES 430 DARK CHAMPION 24      371 NONE    
MIDNITE MANIAC 7334    4  1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344    ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 371 NONE    
FADE TO BLACK 7376     0  1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344    DARK CHAMPION 24      371 NONE    
KING 7267              9 17 1 RED DOG GANG 476      IMOTO-CHAN 7350       370         
SATELLITE FIVE 6400    7  7 0 TWILIGHT ORDER 482    SEHENSTES 7339        368 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Judge -- Kind sir, Soultaker was not always the "mystery manager" of Gladiation
Folly.  That was an old, and successful, Consortium team before it was given to the
man of Soul. -- The Consortium Scribe

The Tail -- There is plenty more legal paper where that came from. -- In Pori Delicto

Holly Skull -- That did not work out as I planned. -- In Pari Delicto

Death Stud -- I vote for your idea of killing Soultaker's warrior. -- Judge

Aradi -- I am the Sith Lord of those known as the Phantom Menace.  In the Emperor's
name I offer you this one chance to submit to the will of the Empire.  If you do the

transfer of control of your city will be as painless and quick as possible.  If you
do not comply then you will suffer.  Your friends will suffer.  Your children will
suffer.  Resistance is futile. -- Darth Moridin, master of Phantom Menace

All -- I am the Sith Lord Darth Wrath, leader of the Dark Jedi.  All shall bow before
the empire.  Wow, check me out.  I fell all the way off the rankings.  My innate
laziness and tourney prep, coupled with a two-week working trip out of town was a bad
combination.  Well, as I sit here on the day the last turn posts on the magical
Internet, I fully plan on being back and active next turn.  Let's see if my legendary
follow-through fails me again. -- Death Stud

Cheer-O-Kee -- <*boggle*>  Are my eyes deceiving me or did you just get a win against
Soultaker?  Time to buy a lottery ticket and ride that lucky streak! -- Death Stud

Judge -- Actually, I think that the Consortium managed that team and it was inherited
by our Soul Man subsequently.  And yes, the Consortium can be very annoying (witness
Crazy Creepster here in Aradi) on the sands and even MORE annoying in person.  And I
double dog dare him to return to Aradi and make me pay for that insult. -- Studs
P.S.  By the way, I object to the use of the term "reasonable" when used in reference
to Soultaker.  Please rephrase your statement.  I am expecting liberal use of words
like "irritating," "arrogant," and "obnoxious."

Moustached Rat -- Are you going to let the big bully scum get away with doing you
like that?  Yeah, I didn't think so.  DOWN WITH BRUSHFIRE! -- Angry Santa

Shire-Thain -- Welcome to you and welcome back to your manager again.  It will be a
pleasure to have your team here for the six or eight turns it will take for your
manager to get bored and flake out again. --- Death Stud, official Aradi welcome
wagon

     You're a wagon?  Where do you hide the wheels? -- Ed.
     P.S.  On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

Funky Folk -- I don't know what the story was with Jen Aside, but I want to commend
you on being able to make a decisive and controversial managerial decision and send
her to the Dark Arena.  Most people couldn't convince themselves to DA a 8-2-2
warrior and would have clung on long past the point of usefulness. -- Death Stud

Imoto-Chan -- We consider it our inherent responsibility to protect the Red Dog
Gang's warriors and must register complaint with your killing of King.  The Red Dog
Gang are one of the valuable natural resources of Aradi, loved, used, and needed by
all to help pack skills on the up an coming stars.  And you have put your desires and
wants above the needs of the community and that is obviously not very cool.  You
should hang your head in shame, write a contrite personal ad to all, and refrain for
further brutalization of the friendly neighborhood Red Dog Gang. -- Death Studs

In Pari Delicto -- But what does it MEAN?  What did I DO that you had to take a
rolled up legal paper to me?  I'm a GOOD dog.  Really! -- Flower

Side-Bar -- I've thought and thought about it, and I figure it's like a salad bar but
with a side of beef, right?  And that's MY kind of place.  I'm sorry I was over-
eager.  I promise not to jump on the table again. -- Stevie

Cloudgazer -- Down here, look down HERE, THIS is where I am!  I'm a GOOD DOG, ready
to love you and all sorts of good dog things.  Just be NICE to me, and I'm yours
forever. -- The Tail

Imoto-Chan -- As near as I can figure, you must be some kind of racy carriage, huh?
Men always seem to dote on those things, but they're DEATH to dogs.  And totally
uncalled for. -- Spot, Red Dog Gang
P.S.  Who needs a racy carriage when he could have a good dog?

Holly Skull -- I just love playing tug-of-war.  Let's do it again! -- Pretty Boy

King -- I had no idea that this would happen.  Gomen nasai inu-san. -- Imoto-ehan

Spot -- My deepest regret about your loss.  I am sending squeak toys and chew bones
to the Gang and await your bloodfeud. -- Enigma

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOGS REPLACEMENT was butchered by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOGS STINKER was butchered by BORED ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MIDNITE MANIAC was easily killed by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TOGS DIXIE was assassinated by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DARTH VADER was unbelievably slain by MARINE TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOGS DESPERATION was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
RON BURGUNDY was butchered by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GREY JEDI was assassinated by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
FADE TO BLACK was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
IMOTO-CHAN was overpowered by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BAD FAITH was vanquished by HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MISS UNDERSTOOD overpowered CLOUDGAZER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PIPETTE was overpowered by JIM PANZI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
DARTH MERICK killed FISH EYE'S in a 1 minute brutal novice's Challenge fight.
BRUSHFIRE was viciously subdued by TYPHOON XXII in a 57 minute Title conflict.
MOUSTACHED RAT devastated HOLLY SKULL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ONE-TIMER unbelievably bested BALLROOM BLITZ in a popular 12 minute expert's fight.
ANGRY SANTA slimly won victory over SON OF BLOODLUST in a 5 minute veteran's fray.
SAMANTHA HAIN bested PRETTY BOY in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
BLUE BEANIE beat CHINESE SPARERIB in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
IN PARI DELICTO was overpowered by CHEER FULL OWL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SPEEDY outlasted FLOWER in a action packed 7 minute fight.
SIDE-BAR was demolished by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute uneven bout.
THE TAIL lost to SEHENSTES in a popular 3 minute mismatched fray.
STEVIE was demolished by DERALD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASSHE-MASTER unbelievably bested DANDY-LION in a 2 minute veteran's match.
PYREX lost to EXCESSIVE NOSEHAIR in a popular 3 minute fight.
PHREAK was demolished by FALCON XLI in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
MYSTERY was viciously subdued by BUNSEN BURNER in a 5 minute gruesome bout.
FLASK overpowered LYNN GWINI in a 1 minute uneven competition.
FLASH FIRE beat HURRICANE XXXVII in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner fight.
PH overpowered DARTH MAUL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SMOOTH UP was narrowly defeated by LAVA TUBE in a exciting 2 minute novice's fight.
HYQ overpowered DARTH SITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ERUPTION devastated ARRD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ICHED devastated BULLY BOY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  29 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         STRIKING ATTACK   72 -  59 -  6      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         AIMED BLOW        11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  23 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  31 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  27 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  67 -  1      37  |

Turn 371 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         5  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 12         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TYPHOON XXII 6827          26   7  1  117 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOUSTACHED RAT 7246        16   4  2  102 MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
LUNGING ATTACK   SON OF BLOODLUST 6823      16   9  0   97 4000 BLOWS (107)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHEER FULL OWL 7274        12   9  1   94 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
BASHING ATTACK   IMOTO-CHAN 7350             5   4  1   45 EX OBLIVIONE (502)
PARRY-STRIKE     JIM PANZI 7382              4   0  0   43 FUNKY FOLK (565)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SON OF BLOODLUST 6823.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BALLROOM BLITZ 7016.  The ten other most popular fighters were SON OF 
BLOODLUST 6823, PYREX 7331, FLOWER 7255, SEHENSTES 7339, ANGRY SANTA 6828, SAMANTHA 
HAIN 6335, LAVA TUBE 7393, DARTH VADER 7405, MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301, and ONE-TIMER 
7169.

The least popular fighter this week was BRUSHFIRE 7168.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TYPHOON XXII 6827, MYSTERY 7354, BULLY BOY 7447, ARRD 7396, DARTH SITH 
7409, DARTH MAUL 7406, LYNN GWINI 7381, PHREAK 7327, STEVIE 7271, and SPEEDY 7293.