DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/04/2005    Duedate: 11/17/2005

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-376

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BRUSHFIRE
NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
(60-7168) [28-12-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRUSHFIRE                      PYREX
NATURAL DISASTERS (159)        BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
(60-7168) [28-12-0,128]        (60-7331) [5-3-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SON OF BLOODLUST               TSUNAMI
4000 BLOWS (107)               NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
(60-6823) [19-11-0,91]         (60-7273) [14-13-1,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIEVES GUILD (396)         44
2. RED DOG GANG (476)          42MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
3. 4000 BLOWS (107)            34      Unchartered Team
4. LEGALESE (449)              24
5. NATURAL DISASTERS (159)     15      BEAKER PEOPLE (562)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  57  38  3 60.0   1/ 1 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  10  5 1
 2/ 0*BEAKER PEOPLE (562)       22  18  0 55.0   2/10 4000 BLOWS (107)          8  5 0
 3- 2 ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)   28  23  1 54.9   3/ 2 THE MISGUIDED (559)       8  7 0
 4/ 3 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       477 401 15 54.3   4/11 RED DOG GANG (476)        8  7 0
 5- 4 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    397 339  9 53.9   5/17 THIEVES GUILD (396)       7  3 0
 6/ 5 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  682 583 24 53.9   6/13 VOUGEOOT (464)            7  8 2
 7/ 6 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       61  57  2 51.7   7/ 4 LEGALESE (449)            5  4 0
 8- 7 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430) 165 161 12 50.6   8- 3 METAL MELTDOWN (344)      4  4 0
 9- 9 FUNKY FOLK (565)          23  23  3 50.0   9- 7 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     4  6 0
10/ 8 THE MISGUIDED (559)       53  55  0 49.1  10-14 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)      4  6 0
11/10 THIEVES GUILD (396)      146 154  6 48.7  11/ 6 CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)       4  8 0
12/11 4000 BLOWS (107)         592 661 27 47.2  12-12 MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)      3  0 0
13-12 METAL MELTDOWN (344)     287 327 21 46.7  13- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES II (571)  3  2 0
14-13*SUPERIOR FORCES II (571)   7   8  0 46.7  14- 9 EX OBLIVIONE (502)        3  3 0
15/ 0 DARK TOGS (526)           10  12  1 45.5  15-18 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430)  2  0 0
16/15 LEGALESE (449)           133 160  4 45.4  16- 8 THE UPSTARTS III (510)    2  2 0
17-14 MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)      34  41  1 45.3  17/16 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        2  2 0
18-16 THE UPSTARTS III (510)    45  57  3 44.1  18/15 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (555)  2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 VOUGEOOT (464)            57  73  5 43.8  19-19 FUNKY FOLK (565)          1  2 0
20-18 JOKA MASHER! (283)       170 225  8 43.0  20-20*WALKING DEAD (568)        1  4 0
21-20 EX OBLIVIONE (502)        60  93  5 39.2  21/ 0*BEAKER PEOPLE (562)       0  5 0
22/21 RED DOG GANG (476)       312 496  4 38.6  22-22 ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)   0  2 0
23-22 TWILIGHT ORDER (482)      41  66  1 38.3  23/ 0 DARK TOGS (526)           0  1 0
24-23*WALKING DEAD (568)         1   4  0 20.0  24-23 JOKA MASHER! (283)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 262): NYTEMAIR of CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 526): ALMOND ALBATROSS of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 526): WOOFER of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 519): CLINT EASTWOOD of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 515): STONEFISH of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 515): VELOND WOK of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Nolan Orgel, team
                              captain)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 513): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 508): DR. ROSENZWEIG of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 477): JENIPHER of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 470): FLUTTERLEE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 459): ECLIPSE of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 210): COLLAPSED LUNG of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 375): BRUSHFIRE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 364): MALICHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 164): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 411): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS from CALEAM (Detective
                            Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 262): CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 526): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 526): PLAYPEN (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 519): JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 515): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 515): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Nolan Orgel, team captain)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 513): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 508): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 477): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 470): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 459): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 210): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 375): NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 364): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 164): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 411): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 526): ALMOND ALBATROSS of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               HOT DOG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               RAINSONG of ELFQUEST (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 519): CLINT EASTWOOD of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 514): JAMES T. JERK of STAR DRECK (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 459): POISED TO KILL of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
                             PALANTIRIATHALASA of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 210): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ARADI to see 
what's new.  THIEVES GUILD had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
5-0-0 and wound up as 5th team!  Uncool, SUPERIOR FORCES III.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  
Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  What was 
the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 592-661-27 you ask?  (Sure) 
4000 BLOWS' their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for FLOWER?  RED DOG 
GANG's proud of her after beating MOUSTACHED RAT and getting 22 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  WILLOW's match with BAD FAITH cost her a loss of 17 points!  Don't 
you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think BRUSHFIRE should let CHINESE 
SPARERIB be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of THIEVES GUILD must 
be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that 
I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why 4000 BLOWS' been avoiding THIEVES GUILD 
so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is TSUNAMI popular, or what?  
He was challenged the most in all of ARADI!  He's got a 14-13-1, is that good?  
Speaking of challenging 26 points above did you hear about MISS UNDERSTOOD of THE 
MISGUIDED vs. VOUGEOOT's DOONEUSHMUN?  (And how was that intro!) DOONEUSHMUN subdued 
MISS UNDERSTOOD, and was I surprised (right!).  But its a good thing DOONEUSHMUN 
could stop laughing long enough to give MISS UNDERSTOOD a good pounding.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  SEHENSTES returns from the Dark Arena, 
maybe a "little upset" at his VOUGEOOT teammates...  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that 
all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUSHFIRE 7168               28  12  0   128       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BALLROOM BLITZ 7016           8   3  0   126       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-TYPHOON XXII 6827            28   9  1   116       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-ANGRY SANTA 6828             20  17  0   112       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 TSUNAMI 7273                 14  13  1   109       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 DOONEUSHMUN 5949             16   6  1   107       VOUGEOOT (464)
-ONE-TIMER 7169               18   3  0   103       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 KARATE WRECKER 6693          10  14  0   101       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-SAMANTHA HAIN 6335           20  21  0    99       EX OBLIVIONE (502)
 ASSHE-MASTER 7000            16   8  0    98       4000 BLOWS (107)
-4-FT PARTY BONG 6908         12   5  0    93       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 SON OF BLOODLUST 6823        19  11  0    91       4000 BLOWS (107)
-BLUE BEANIE 6461             15  13  1    91       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRETTY BOY 7091              22  24  0    90       RED DOG GANG (476)
-55 SUCKS MORE 6956           13  14  2    87       JOKA MASHER! (283)
 SPEEDY 7293                  11  10  0    87       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 FLOWER 7255                  16  19  0    86       RED DOG GANG (476)
 SLIPKNOT 6674                13  12  0    84       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 HOLLY SKULL 7276             12  11  0    79       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 CHINESE SPARERIB 7248        14  12  0    77       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301          9  11  0    76       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-FALCON XLI 7341               5   6  0    74       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANDROGENOUS STRAIN 6412       9  13  0    72       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 MOUSTACHED RAT 7246          18   7  2    70       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 SIDE-BAR 7304                13   7  0    67       LEGALESE (449)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN PARI DELICTO 7283         12  13  1    66       LEGALESE (449)
 BAD FAITH 7344                9   6  0    66       LEGALESE (449)
 SEHENSTES 7339                8   6  2    66       VOUGEOOT (464)
-CLOUDGAZER 7349               8   5  0    66       EX OBLIVIONE (502)
 THE TAIL 7253                13  22  0    62       RED DOG GANG (476)
-STORM 4741                    9   5  0    62       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 STEVIE 7271                  13  16  0    59       RED DOG GANG (476)
 DANDY-LION 7278              12  13  0    59       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
-JIM PANZI 7382                5   1  0    57       FUNKY FOLK (565)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MR OBLIVIOUS 6413             8  13  0    55       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-DR. FEELGOOD 7130             4   5  0    54       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 WILLOW 6659                   7   4  1    49       DARK TOGS (526)
-HANA-KALI 6198               12  11  1    48       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
-FIRE 4739                     6   3  1    45       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
-TRAD 7247                    10   5  1    44       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 PHREAK 7327                   8   9  0    43       THE MISGUIDED (559)
 BULLY BOY 7447                3   3  0    43       RED DOG GANG (476)
 ERUPTION 7310                 4   3  1    40       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-HURTICANE 4740                5   2  0    38       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 BUTTERFLY 7338                9   2  0    36       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
 SHMAMY CROCKETT 7216          5   3  0    34       4000 BLOWS (107)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IMOTO-CHAN 7350               6   7  1    33       EX OBLIVIONE (502)
-ZIGGERZAG 7153                4   0  0    33       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 FLASH FIRE 7390               7   7  0    32       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 HYQ 7388                      4   5  0    32       VOUGEOOT (464)
-SALKARATH 6521                6   6  0    31       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
 ENOCH PEABODY 7325            4   4  0    31       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 NEZUMI 7342                   4   2  0    30       THIEVES GUILD (396)
 MYSTERY 7354                  7   7  0    28       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-TINY TIM 6042                 4   0  0    28       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-BUN 7428                      3   0  0    27       SUPERIOR FORCES III (571)
-VAL HOLLA 7394                1   1  1    27       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 LAVA TUBE 7393                5   2  0    26       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 ICHED 7391                    5   3  0    26       VOUGEOOT (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PYREX 7331                    5   3  0    23       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-GRAFFIX 6909                  5   8  0    23       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
-ZIG-ZAG MAN 7083              3   2  0    23       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
-REBEL W/O CAUSE 7252          3   0  0    23       JOKA MASHER! (283)
-PIGGY 6655                    2   3  0    22       DARK TOGS (526)
 FLASK 7329                    5   3  0    20       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
 PIPETTE 7332                  4   4  0    20       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
 TEA CUP 7474                  3   1  0    20       CHEER-O-KEE'S (557)
-CASTLE 7481                   2   0  0    20       SUPERIOR FORCES III (571)
-ACHIUS 7403                   3   0  0    19       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
-HURRICANE XXXVII 7379         2   4  0    18       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-LYNN GWINI 7381               2   5  0    17       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 BUNSEN BURNER 7363            4   3  0    16       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
-ARTICULATION 7425             1   2  0    16       SUPERIOR FORCES III (571)
-DRIZZLE 5774                  4   3  0    15       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 PH 7377                       4   2  0    14       BEAKER PEOPLE (562)
 EBENEZER SCROOGE 5953         1   4  0    13       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-ROT GUT 7154                  3   2  0    11       THE UPSTARTS III (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANK 7484                    2   1  0    11       THE MISGUIDED (559)
-ZAMIROV 7380                  2   4  0    10       TWILIGHT ORDER (482)
-LIQUID DOOM 5812              2   4  0    10       ELEMENTS OF POWER (390)
 HARRIET 7495                  1   0  0     8       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-WILD CHILD 7479               2   1  0     7       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-ACE OF SPADES 7480            2   1  0     7       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-YMCA 7302                     1   3  0     7       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 WES MANTOOTH 7489             1   1  0     7       4000 BLOWS (107)
-CARRIE 7414                   1   0  0     6       WALKING DEAD (568)
-VENREK 7477                   1   1  0     6       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
-COCA COLA SLAM 7426           1   2  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES III (571)
-YELLOW CLOUD 7324             1   2  0     5       MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (555)
 CHIM RICHALDS 7491            0   1  0     5       4000 BLOWS (107)
-NULN'S PET SOCK 7465          1   1  0     4       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 JACK THE RIPPER 7487          1   1  0     4       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-LIFTOFF 7427                  0   3  0     3       SUPERIOR FORCES III (571)
-MICHAEL MYERS 7413            0   1  0     1       WALKING DEAD (568)
-CHUCKY 7410                   0   1  0     1       WALKING DEAD (568)
 KHEIE 7494                    0   1  0     1       VOUGEOOT (464)
-MARY JANE 7173                0   1  0     1       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
-FREDDY 7412                   0   1  0     1       WALKING DEAD (568)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DERALD 7285            7  5 0 4000 BLOWS 107        DOONEUSHMUN 5949      375         
SEA MONSTER 27         0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SEHENSTES 7339        376 NONE    
ANGEL OF DEATH 7471    0  3 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344    ERUPTION 7310         375         
HAMMER 7297           10  9 0 THE MISGUIDED 559     CHEER FULL OWL 7274   373 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Brushfire -- Cool, 109 minutes.  I sure wish I'd have been the winner after 109
minutes instead of you.  Odd that one of us will quit in 60 minutes one fight and be
the last one standing 30 minutes later in another fight.  Again? -- Typhoon

Nuln -- Damn, sorry to see Derald biting yonder dust.  The good news is that the
Tournament of the Dead runs not barely a week after his demise, giving you a quick
chance at bringing him back.  Heck, if he comes back quick enough, he could actually
perform his own Bloodfeud!  That damn Inferno and his kills, eh?  Should we start
hunting him and killing his warriors?  All of the FONZ and most of the rest of Aradi
would probably join us. -- Death Stud

Son of Bloodlust -- Oh, SNAP!  Went back to the well again for a little striker abuse
and got smacked down!  Watch out, that can get you excommunicated from the highly-
skilled dodgy lunger club. -- Angry Santa

Wow, ten of the thirteen Champions are FONZ warriors and six of the top eleven (DM
and Ch. Champs).  Fighting at the top of Aradi is bit of a family affair.  A hateful,
kill-hungry, dysfunctional family of half-wits and inbreeds with buck teeth and bad
acne who rarely talks to one another and only visits once a year, but a family
nonetheless.

     No one can hate you quite so well as your nearest and dearest. -- Ed.

Ballroom Blitz -- Need a lozenge?  You seem to have a little Krokus in your voice
there. -- Angry Santa

JGW -- Actually, 0-5 would be one the prerequisites for membership to the FONZ if we
were an alliance (we're not an alliance because alliances suck) and had like
requirements and stuff (we don't).  We like people like us. -- Death Stud

Ed. -- I can't believe you would disrespect the power of my rhymes like that.  Please
excuse my tears. -- Death Stud

     Awww....  There, there.  Do you need a clean hankie? -- Ed.
     P.S.  I don't take it back though.

Moustached Rat -- How you like them apples, boy? -- Angry Santa

Imoto-Chan -- Ah, the ever-famous boomerang challenge.  OK, I deserved that. --
Hurricane

Natural Disaster 5-0-1!  Wow!  You must really be that much better than Death Studs
VII!  Wow.  Who did you have managing your team to such a success this week? -- Tiny
Tim (for The Creepster)

Death Stud -- Do they really make Merit Badges that small? -- Tiny Tim (for
everybody)

Tidbits from The Crazy Creeps Chronicle:
   Brushfire beats Typhoon a lot.
   Superior Forces II is run by Raven.
   Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker (O. Nash).
   FONZ = Freaks Of Nature Zoo.
   JGW needs lessons in his 2nd language--Creepstereese.
   Death Stud flirted with Ed., calling her a hotty.
   Soultaker was jealous.
   Karate Wrecker is worse than an NPC.
   Soultaker seldom gets fits of motivation.
   The Creepster is back.  Life is good.

ARADI Managers -- As an official cartographer of Andoria, I regret to inform all of
you that your pronunciation of this city is...how can I say this mildly...WRONG!  It
is not "Uh-rah-di" despite the fact you may want it to sound like "Eroti(c)".  It is
pronounced:  "Air-uh-di".  Debate it all you wish, but the official 'Andorian Bureau
of Cartography' (ABC) and the official 'Andorian Dictionary for the Dyslexic' (ADD)
will not bend to your ill-equipped verbal acuity. -- Adeolar Marianka (a.k.a. Adie)
P.S.  You can go ahead and write TOGS spots about this if you wish, but it changes
nothing.  ;)
P.P.S.  I do not need to refer to TOGS as 'The Contest That Must Not Be Named' unlike
some others....

     You probably say tomahto.  Or would that be tomuhto? -- Ed.
     P.S.  Your pronunciation doesn't rhyme any better for me.

Nuln -- Keep your godlings away from my puds. -- Shaman
P.S.  Man that just doesn't sound right!

Snotman -- Where are you? -- Shaman

Soultaker -- Do you know where you are? -- Shaman

Creepster -- I've learned over years that what you are saying makes more sense then
what the FONZ says.  Maybe you're the only sane one and the rest of Aradi should be
locked up. -- Shaman

Sentinel -- One day when you grow up.............I couldn't think of anything!! --
Shaman

Falcon Xli -- My person had a falcon once.  But they put salt on the roads in the

winter and the bottom rusted out of it.  At least, that's what I heard.  I'm not sure
it's right, after all, salt doesn't make my bottom rusty. -- Flower
P.S.  But sometimes my paws get cracks in the pads, and then it really hurts.

55 Sucks More -- Oh, it does not!  What nonsense. -- Pretty Boy

Jim Panzi -- Why did you keep going "ook ook"?  That sounds so odd.  I'd rather stand
off and bark at you than get close. -- The Tail

Side-Bar -- Are you ever going to throw that stick, or just stand around teasing with
it?  Come ON. -- Stevie

Wild Child -- (bouncing up and down)  Yeah, yeah!  Let's do it again. -- Bully Boy

Ace of Spades -- (injured look)  But I like to play!  All the time.  Throw the stick
or the ball, tug of war, or...how about a frisbee!  Yeah! -- Bully Boy

Ed. -- Or Richard Armour. -- Temp Ed.
P.S.  I forgot him, but he was a disciple (sort of rhymes with eye full?) of O.N.

     No, that'd just make me think of hot dogs. -- Ed.

5 October 2005
To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands.  I'm back,
exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better

12 October 2005
Magic Man -- You are a fellow Canadian, are you not?  Where do you hail from?  I live
in Kelowna, B.C. -- Maximillian, 8,13, 28, 47, 54

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEHENSTES viciously butchered SEA MONSTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ASSHE-MASTER savagely defeated PRETTY BOY in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
MISS UNDERSTOOD was vanquished by DOONEUSHMUN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SPEEDY was savagely defeated by TSUNAMI in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DANDY-LION lost to THE TAIL in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
SHMAMY CROCKETT savagely defeated MYSTERY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
EBENEZER SCROOGE was handily defeated by NEZUMI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FRANK viciously subdued JACK THE RIPPER in a 23 minute novice's Challenge duel.
BRUSHFIRE defeated CHINESE SPARERIB in a action packed 6 minute veteran's Title fight.
SON OF BLOODLUST overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KARATE WRECKER demolished HOLLY SKULL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SLIPKNOT subdued IN PARI DELICTO in a popular 1 minute master's match.
MOUSTACHED RAT was overcome by FLOWER in a 1 minute veteran's conflict.
SIDE-BAR vanquished PHREAK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WILLOW was vanquished by BAD FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
STEVIE devastated LAVA TUBE in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
FLASH FIRE was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ICHED was beaten by ERUPTION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BUNSEN BURNER was viciously subdued by ENOCH PEABODY in a popular 6 minute contest.
HYQ viciously subdued PIPETTE in a 2 minute gory match.
FLASK was handily defeated by BULLY BOY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BUTTERFLY defeated PYREX in a popular 2 minute match.
PH was luckily beaten by TEA CUP in a 2 minute brutal duel.
WES MANTOOTH savagely defeated KHEIE in a popular 1 minute brutal novice's duel.
CHIM RICHALDS lost to HARRIET in a action packed 3 minute gory beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  30 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  58 -  4      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW         7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  30 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  46 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  27 -  0      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  35 -  2      26  |

Turn 376 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         5  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BRUSHFIRE 7168             28  12  0  128 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
STRIKING ATTACK  TSUNAMI 7273               14  13  1  109 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOONEUSHMUN 5949           16   6  1  107 VOUGEOOT (464)
LUNGING ATTACK   SON OF BLOODLUST 6823      19  11  0   91 4000 BLOWS (107)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SON OF BLOODLUST 6823.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TSUNAMI 7273.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHINESE 
SPARERIB 7248, ENOCH PEABODY 7325, PYREX 7331, HARRIET 7495, SEHENSTES 7339, 
ASSHE-MASTER 7000, STEVIE 7271, PH 7377, PRETTY BOY 7091, and KARATE WRECKER 6693.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK THE RIPPER 7487.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FRANK 7484, BUNSEN BURNER 7363, WILLOW 6659, PHREAK 7327, 
EBENEZER SCROOGE 5953, MISS UNDERSTOOD 7301, FLASK 7329, FLASH FIRE 7390, MOUSTACHED 
RAT 7246, and HOLLY SKULL 7276.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BRUSHFIRE (60-7168) NATURAL DISASTERS (159)