DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/18/2007    Duedate: 05/31/2007

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-416

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE AVENGING SCROD
4000 BLOWS (107)
(60-7649) [19-10-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE AVENGING SCROD             PEACH FUZZ
4000 BLOWS (107)               FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
(60-7649) [19-10-1,112]        (60-8095) [1-0-1,14]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COYOTE                         RICKY J
BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)      THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
(60-7626) [19-15-2,74]         (60-7968) [9-4-1,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WILD OATS (618)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WILD OATS (618)             57
2. HEDONISTS (297)             52      CRAZY CREEPS (207)
3. THIEVES GUILD (396)         26      Unchartered Team
4. FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)     24
5. WING HOVE (529)             15      FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 9*FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)    5   3  4 62.5   1/ 4 WILD OATS (618)           9  6 0
 2- 1 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    495 390 16 55.9   2/ 3 4000 BLOWS (107)          8  2 0
 3/ 2 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       565 464 18 54.9   3/ 1 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       8  7 0
 4- 3 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  711 609 26 53.9   4/ 9 HEDONISTS (297)           6  7 0
 5- 4 SWIFT CURRENT (468)      132 118 11 52.8   5/ 2 RED DOG GANG (476)        6  9 1
 6- 5 INQUISITION SG-1 (540)    29  26  1 52.7   6/ 0 WING HOVE (529)           3  2 1
 7/ 7 WILD OATS (618)           62  58  1 51.7   7- 8 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    3  2 0
 8/ 6 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  46  45  3 50.5   8/ 5 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  3  3 1
 9-11 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    67  68  1 49.6   9/ 6 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        3  5 0
10/10 THIEVES GUILD (396)      175 181  6 49.2  10/16*FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)   2  1 1
11/13 LIVING SHADOWS (616)      71  76  5 48.3  11-12*DEATH STUDS XII (602)     2  2 1
12/14 4000 BLOWS (107)         677 739 31 47.8  12-10 INQUISITION SG-1 (540)    1  0 0
13/ 0 WING HOVE (529)           93 105  5 47.0  13/11 FUNKY FOLK (565)          1  1 0
14/15 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       66  75  2 46.8  14/13 THIEVES GUILD (396)       1  7 0
15/17 HEDONISTS (297)           36  42  1 46.2  15/14 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  1 11 0
16-16*BUCCANEERS FTV (208)      12  14  2 46.2  16/17 LIVING SHADOWS (616)      0  7 0
17-18*DEATH STUDS XII (602)     10  14  2 41.7  17-19 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     0  2 0
18/19 FUNKY FOLK (565)          51  77  4 39.8  18-18 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 RED DOG GANG (476)       346 558  5 38.3  19-20 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   0  1 0
20/20 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  58  94  6 38.2  20-21*BUCCANEERS FTV (208)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

WELCOME BACK INDIMAR by Pauly

(And yes, this is a parody of the Welcome Back Kotter song, so sing it that way.
Hopefully you know it or I'm gonna look like an idiot!)

Welcome back,
Nuln's gonna scream and shout

Welcome back,
To see the same Creepster that you laughed about.

Well Scrodbucks ain't the same since you left the town,
And the nutsacks have all aged and they're turning brown.

Elephant will talk smack (Elephant will talk smack)
Just because ya came back (just because ya came back)

Yeah, we tease him a lot cause he owns the Scrod Shoppe, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     And they lived happily ever after....  This is a fairy tale too!  I am the Queen
of all Aradi.  Oh, my!  I'd like to thank my Mom and Dad, and The Seven Dwarves, (see
listing in the personals) my Creepy Manager, and everybody for getting me here.  Oh,
this is just so awesome!
     I haven't received my green card (list of faves) yet from The Commission, but I
will tell you my vitals and let you guess.  Tee Hee.

     14-19-14-4-19-7-8 to 17-21-14-7-21-8-11 total Parry
     Great endurance to Awesome Endurance
     Tremendous HP to Awesome HP
     Good Damage to Great Damage
     And A Partridge In A Pear Tree
     1/14/3 with the BA - is that enough to be a fave?
     18-11-0 in arenas with 1 DM Crown; 21-14-0 in tournaments with 1 TV.
     Adex Parry, excluding this round's fight

     Well, I guess I will have to fight one more fight here.  Who will it be?  Bring
me an apple and I will consider your challenge.  (Giggle.)
                        Snow White

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ARADI games.  Former top team THE BUNKHOUSE was 
unseated this week as WILD OATS moved up from 4th ranking to take the top spot with a 
4-1-0 record for the round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the 
corner!  Witness how this week FRUIT OF THE LOOM went 2-0-1 to move up 6 in the 
rankings.  My praise to WILD OATS for their 4-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was 
a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  RICKY J caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested ENOCH PEABODY and was awarded 19 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, NICOLETTE put down 
BULLY BOY, causing him to lose 17 points of recognition in the process.  This time 
out THE AVENGING SCROD made its bid for the throne as it challenged SNOW WHITE in an 
all out contest of skill for possession of the title!  This time victory fell to the 
grasp of the usurper.  All hail THE AVENGING SCROD, Duelmaster of ARADI!  Heed this!  
A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall 
perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  THE BUNKHOUSE is feared.  This 
much I can say.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent 
the better part of last week avoiding THE BUNKHOUSE.  Indeed it was WILD OATS.  Loose 
talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many 
fighters are after YELLOW JACKET.  Watch your back!  I cannot but express pride for 
the fearlessness of CRUMB BUM who cast caution to the winds and challenged COYOTE, a 
fighter 32 points higher.  The WILD OATS stable will be up late tonight, for indeed 
it was CRUMB BUM who claimed victory in the contest, ascending 24 in recognition!  A 
match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that CORIOLANUS 
posted a challenge against the more highly recognized JACK THE RIPPER.  The results, 
you ask?  Well, the firebrand CORIOLANUS defeated JACK THE RIPPER.  Remember 
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  The warrior's path is harsh.  For 
mediocrity there is but one reward--death.  This past week ROSCOE, at 9-11-1, 
departed ARADI forever.  I must report the passing of DAYNE, veteran of many duels.  
8-13-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  Dark 
alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena there is only the 
brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     The girls are as pretty in ARADI as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far 
off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into 
a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani 
Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE AVENGING SCROD 7649      19  10  1   112       4000 BLOWS (107)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JIM PANZI 7382               16  13  0   116       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 CORIOLANUS 8151              12  11  0   107       WILD OATS (618)
-SPAM SANDWICH 7524           14  14  0   101       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
 RICKY J 7968                  9   4  1    99       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
 WHITE WITCH 7542             18  11  0    98       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 MACS 7797                    13  15  2    95       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-WRATH LIX 7899                9   3  0    93       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 JACK THE RIPPER 7487         19  13  0    92       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-LOKI IX 7860                  8   3  0    92       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 STEVIE 7271                  20  29  1    91       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADONNA 7780                 16  13  1    90       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 ENOCH PEABODY 7325           12  10  0    88       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-JAVA 7779                     9   4  0    85       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-THE RIDDLER 7852             10   8  2    83       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 CRUMB BUM 8141                9   5  0    82       WILD OATS (618)
 TIGER TY 7665                12   9  1    78       WING HOVE (529)
 NICOLETTE 3610                8   6  0    77       HEDONISTS (297)
-ERUPTION 7310                11   9  1    76       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 COYOTE 7626                  19  15  2    74       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAVA TUBE 7393               11   6  1    66       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAIL HOOK 8142                9   5  0    65       WILD OATS (618)
-ASGARD 6892                   4   4  0    63       INQUISITION SG-1 (540)
-EVIL XXV 7900                 7   3  1    62       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 AIMLESS 7967                  9   4  0    61       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-911 7936                      7   4  0    61       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-FLASH FIRE 7390              13  11  0    60       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 BULLY BOY 7447               12  14  0    57       RED DOG GANG (476)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW JACKET 7627            9  25  1    53       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
 MILLICENT 3609                8   6  0    51       HEDONISTS (297)
 HOFFA 7713                   10  18  0    48       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
 BUZZ BOMB 8140                7   7  0    48       WILD OATS (618)
 BORRRING! 8139                6   2  0    48       WILD OATS (618)
 WHISTLE PIG 7806              8  20  0    44       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
-THE LBA 7810                  8   3  0    43       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-ROCKY BANKS 7073             10  10  0    40       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 WEEZY DANG 7909               4   5  0    38       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSEPHINE 8167                3   0  0    33       HEDONISTS (297)
-ROADRUNNER 7969               4   4  0    28       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 I OWN INDIMAR 8084            2   4  0    26       4000 BLOWS (107)
-GRUNT VI 7980                 3   2  2    24       DEATH STUDS XII (602)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRAE'TAC 6895                 5   4  0    21       INQUISITION SG-1 (540)
-LITTLE EDDY 7536              4   7  0    19       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
-THAK 2210                     2   3  0    19       BUCCANEERS FTV (208)
-LORTO 2211                    4   1  1    18       BUCCANEERS FTV (208)
 LORD BLACK MOON 8004          3   3  0    16       4000 BLOWS (107)
 WEKA DART 7979                2   1  1    14       WING HOVE (529)
 PEACH FUZZ 8095               1   0  1    14       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
-BURNT OFFERINGS 8054          1   0  0    14       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
 ZOMBIELUST 8181               2   0  0    13       4000 BLOWS (107)
 PEG BORED 8069                1   0  0    13       FUNKY FOLK (565)
-BANNER 2209                   3   3  0    12       BUCCANEERS FTV (208)
-PINK 7809                     3   3  0    12       INQUISITION SG-1 (540)
-BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868        3   1  0    10       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-RAZOR XXV 8154                1   0  0    10       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 COCO NUTS 8163                1   0  0    10       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 DOMINIQUE 8157                0   3  0     9       HEDONISTS (297)
 PANAMON 8087                  1   0  0     5       WING HOVE (529)
-MARTIN 2208                   0   5  0     5       BUCCANEERS FTV (208)
 PETE 8182                     0   2  0     2       RED DOG GANG (476)
 LASSIE 8194                   0   1  0     1       RED DOG GANG (476)
 FLUMMAX 8193                  0   1  0     1       RED DOG GANG (476)
-FREIDA ANCHOR 8164            0   1  0     1       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 SKINK 8189                    0   1  0     1       THIEVES GUILD (396)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTABLE 2   0  1 0   1                   PEACH FUZZ 8095       416 NONE    
THAT WARRIOR 8122      2  3 0 4000 BLOWS 107        GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    416 NONE    
DEAD 8191              0  1 0 THE BUNKHOUSE 595     MONSTER MANALGER 18   416 NONE    
ROSCOE 7883            9 11 1 THE BUNKHOUSE 595     MACS 7797             416         
JOY SCHTICK 8081       1  2 0 FUNKY FOLK 565        FIRST TOGS CHAMPIO 24 416 NONE    
AKHENATEN 8186         0  1 0 HEDONISTS 297         SEA MONSTER 27        416 NONE    
DS 13 8185             0  1 0 LIVING SHADOWS 616    GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    416 NONE    
SMOKESCREEN 8178       0  1 0 LIVING SHADOWS 616    WEKA DART 7979        416         
SANDY IN THE MOR 7925  3  4 1 NATURAL DISASTERS 159 DEW DROPS 7944        412 NOT REVE
LASSIE 8083            2  3 0 RED DOG GANG 476      GRUNT VI 7980         414         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PIZNAUL JIZNOKEL 8190  0  1 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     FIRST TOGS CHAMPIO 24 416 NONE    
BOB 8187               0  1 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 416 NONE    
DAVE 8188              0  1 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     ARNIE SHEW 21         416 NONE    
NO TC HERE 8088        0  1 0 WING HOVE 529         STONE GOLEM 26        416 NONE    
DAYNE 7826             8 13 0 WING HOVE 529         STEVIE 7271           416         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Tail -- You were easy to catch.  You must have been wearing out in your old age.
Or perhaps your wag is greater than your bark or bite? -- Jack The Ripper

Oso -- It was a great pleasure having a date with a Prince.  Are you really a Prince?
See you in the Big Time. -- Snow White

WOW, Paulie!  It's all Hombre's fault?!  Again? -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Flower -- Go sniff someone of your own pittance vassal class.  I am a fixture! --
White Witch

BEWARE!  Did you all see that Monster Manalger and all his kills last turn?!  That
Manalger always knew how to ruin a good party. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

There's no place like home; there's no place like home.  (Just interviewing Dorothy
for the next Crazy Creeps opening.) -- The Crazy Creeps Interview Team

A welcome to my friends The Seven Dwarves:  Stud, Sentinel, Death Stud, Trav, Studly,
The Sentinel, and Colluder. -- Snow White

Snow White was/is ....... graduates as only adex parry and LO/Mod/Low with fave learn
as decise. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe (straightening the records)

Jack the Ripper -- That bit at the beginning about me checking the straps of my
leather armor?  That isn't QUITE true, you know.  What it really was, I had the idea
it might be a long fight, and I can't just stand around, you know?  I wanted to be
sure I had some good leather straps to chew on.  Great for the teeth and gums.
Unless they've been dyed weird colors.  Some of those dyes don't taste good.  Sour
and bitter.  Nasty things. -- The Tail
P.S.  I suppose I got too wound up in chewing and not paying attention to the fight,
huh?  Oh, well, why fight?

Coriolanus -- Oh, hey, I'm sorry, I was distracted what with two of my friends
leaving and these new pups.  (heavy sigh)  Pups.  They think they know everything.
And I just have to start at the VERY BEGINNING to teach them stuff. -- Stevie
P.S.  Some never learn, too.

Madonna -- (circling and growling)  You're one of those machine people, aren't you?
I hate the machine people.  They don't smell right.  YOU don't smell right.  And I
can't even bite you, because machine people break a dog's teeth.  And I would NEVER
go to the dentist, not if I could avoid it. -- Flower

Roscoe -- (sinking in his fangs and tugging)  This IS a frisbee.  I can tell.  And
the RULES are that you THROW the frisbee so I can chase it.  Hogging it for yourself
is no fair.  It shows that you're a Bad Person. -- Bully Boy
P.S.  I hope your manager hits you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Zombielust -- Wow!  (snuffle snort)  You smell SOOO good, I just HAVE to roll on you.
-- Pete
P.S.  Or at least on your shoes.  This is just incredibly GOOD smelling.

Our congratulations to Snow White. -- Spot and the Red Dog Gang

Indimar -- You better be back this turn like you said.  I mean, I actually took the
time to write you a song.  Well, rip off somebody else's song and remold it in my
image. -- Pauly

All -- I've been slacking in the pa's lately, but I plan to change that.
Unfortunately, because of my slackadociousness (I made that word up) I don't have
much to say. -- Pauly

Nuln -- Well, It hasn't been very reasty lately has it?  I'll try to get things
going.  I have a plan to really get things going, but I'm not going to implement it
until after the summer face.  If you think hard enough I bet you can figure out what
I'm talking about. -- Pauly

I'm baaaaacck. -- Indimar

The Tail, Spot, et. all -- The Coriolanus effect.  Well named.  Ahhh!  You flatter
me!  You canny canines!  You cunning curs!  You know The Bard put hubris in my heart
and set me at the Republic's birth.  I know the Greeks.  Curse their perfumed hides!
Was it Phido who proclaimed the world round?  Sophistry!  I stand at the center of
Rome!  Rome stands at the center of the world!  The sun revolves around me! --
Coriolanus

Spot -- You've been barking up the wrong tree.  Coriolauns isn't a cat at heart.
He's a werecat--to the bone!  I wish Flower and The Tail well as long as they take
their fleas far from here.  Such nuisances!  They almost forced my hand.  Doggy
dementia is so easily induced.  Consider the rubber ball.  Cliche', I know, and
problematic given your kind's inclination to confuse a one-way invitation with a
roundtrip.  I thought of torture as well.  As in tying the proverbial pork chop
around Soultaker's neck.  I dismissed the idea, of course, as even cannibal canines
don't merit such abuse.  Most recently I considered a trip to the track.  Strap the
gang to their seats and await delicious, plaintive howls as the mechanical rabbit
rounds the clubhouse turn.  Better yet, strap pork-chop Soultaker to the rabbit and
we'll have an event all, well, most of Aradi can enjoy. -- Cadmus

Roadrunner -- To the loser go the spoils. -- Buzz Bomb

Lady A-Sop -- My zoology's a bit rusty but, wouldn't members of your team have six,
two, or no legs at all? -- Cadmus

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THAT WARRIOR was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JOY SCHTICK was dealt death by FIRST TOGS CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
AKHENATEN was murdered by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DS 13 was murdered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIZNAUL JIZNOKELS was dispatched by FIRST TOGS CHAMPION in a 2 minute brawl.
BOB was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
NO TC HERE was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DEAD was slaughtered by MONSTER MANALGER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DAVE was killed by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
RICKY J outwaited ENOCH PEABODY in a action packed 7 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CORIOLANUS viciously subdued JACK THE RIPPER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
THE AVENGING SCROD viciously subdued SNOW WHITE in a 8 minute Challenge Title fight.
WHITE WITCH luckily beat MADONNA in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CRUMB BUM unbelievably bested COYOTE in a exciting 7 minute brutal Challenge contest.
AIMLESS devastated YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BORRRING! outlasted HOFFA in a tiring 15 minute Challenge duel.
JOSEPHINE devastated LORD BLACK MOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MACS executed ROSCOE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DAYNE was dealt death by STEVIE in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
TIGER TY subdued TAIL HOOK in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BULLY BOY was overpowered by NICOLETTE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHISTLE PIG was devastated by MILLICENT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
WEEZY DANG was defeated by BUZZ BOMB in a 2 minute duel.
I OWN INDIMAR demolished PETE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DOMINIQUE lost to ZOMBIELUST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
WEKA DART slew SMOKESCREEN in a 2 minute novice's match.
COCO NUTS overpowered SKINK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEG BORED overpowered FLUMMAX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEACH FUZZ assassinated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
PANAMON beat LASSIE in a 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  14 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        25 -  29 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  52 -  4      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  37 -  3      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  35 -  5      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  59 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  30 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  17 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  21 -  1      16  |

Turn 416 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    THE AVENGING SCROD 7649    19  10  1  112 4000 BLOWS (107)
PARRY-LUNGE      CORIOLANUS 8151            12  11  0  107 WILD OATS (618)
STRIKING ATTACK  RICKY J 7968                9   4  1   99 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
TOTAL PARRY      WHITE WITCH 7542           18  11  0   98 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
LUNGING ATTACK   MADONNA 7780               16  13  1   90 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
AIMED BLOW       AIMLESS 7967                9   4  0   61 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 7626.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RICKY J 7968.  The ten other most popular fighters were COYOTE 7626, MADONNA 7780, 
ENOCH PEABODY 7325, THE AVENGING SCROD 7649, CORIOLANUS 8151, TAIL HOOK 8142, 
MILLICENT 3609, PIZNAUL JIZNOKELS 8190, AIMLESS 7967, and WHISTLE PIG 7806.

The least popular fighter this week was BORRRING! 8139.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOFFA 7713, SKINK 8189, PETE 8182, BULLY BOY 7447, ROSCOE 7883, LORD 
BLACK MOON 8004, CRUMB BUM 8141, DEAD 8191, NO TC HERE 8088, and AKHENATEN 8186.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SNOW WHITE (60-7486) CRAZY CREEPS (207)