DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/15/2007    Duedate: 06/28/2007

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-418

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RICKY J
THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
(60-7968) [10-4-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORIOLANUS                     YIPPI TI YI
WILD OATS (618)                CREEPSTERESE (606)
(60-8151) [14-11-0,119]        (60-8058) [3-0-1,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COYOTE                         THE AVENGING SCROD
BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)      4000 BLOWS (107)
(60-7626) [20-16-2,78]         (60-7649) [19-12-1,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WILD OATS (618)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BUNKHOUSE (595)         40
2. GOIN' TUBIN' (577)          28      ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
3. CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)      24      Unchartered Team
4. SWIFT CURRENT (468)         21
5. THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)  21      CREEPSTERESE (606)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)    5   3  4 62.5   1/ 2 WILD OATS (618)           8  6 0
 2/ 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   103  75  5 57.9   2/12 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  6  6 0
 3- 2 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    495 392 16 55.8   3/ 7 WING HOVE (529)           6  7 1
 4/ 3 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       569 465 18 55.0   4/ 3 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        5  3 0
 5- 4 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  714 610 26 53.9   5/ 8 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       5  5 0
 6/ 0 SWIFT CURRENT (468)      133 122 11 52.2   6/ 1 4000 BLOWS (107)          5  7 0
 7/ 5 WILD OATS (618)           66  63  1 51.2   7- 6*DEATH STUDS XII (602)     4  1 1
 8/ 0 GOIN' TUBIN' (577)       147 142  7 50.9   8/ 4 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    4  6 0
 9/ 6 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  48  47  3 50.5   9-10 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   3  1 0
10/ 7 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    71  74  1 49.0  10-11 FUNKY FOLK (565)          3  1 0
11- 8 THIEVES GUILD (396)      175 186  6 48.5  11/14 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  3  3 1
12- 9*DEATH STUDS XII (602)     14  15  3 48.3  12- 5 HEDONISTS (297)           3  3 0
13/10 4000 BLOWS (107)         679 744 31 47.7  13/ 9 RED DOG GANG (476)        3 12 1
14/11 LIVING SHADOWS (616)      71  79  5 47.3  14-13*FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)   2  0 1
15/12 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       69  77  2 47.3  15/ 0 GOIN' TUBIN' (577)        2  0 0
16/13 WING HOVE (529)           96 110  5 46.6  16/ 0 THE UPSTARTS III (510)    2  2 0
17/ 0*CREEPSTERESE (606)        11  13  2 45.8  17/ 0*ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)   2  3 0
18-15 HEDONISTS (297)           36  43  1 45.6  18/ 0*CREEPSTERESE (606)        1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 THE UPSTARTS III (510)    47  59  3 44.3  19/ 0 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       1  4 0
20-16 FUNKY FOLK (565)          53  77  4 40.8  20-15 THIEVES GUILD (396)       0 10 0
21/17 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  64  96  6 40.0  21/16 LIVING SHADOWS (616)      0  5 0
22/ 0*ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)    2   3  0 40.0  22/18*VERBAL MISCUES (604)      0  4 0
23/18 RED DOG GANG (476)       348 566  5 38.1  23-17 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     0  2 0
24/19*VERBAL MISCUES (604)       1  25  0  3.8  24/ 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I am Duelmaster.  I am The Boss.  I run things in this godforsaken fonzhole and
rathole.
     The Avenging Scrod, perhaps you (or your manager) should have "shut up" in the
last D.M. Column.  You looked rather silly, but normal, calling me out and
exacerbating the simplicity of your easy victory.  How sweet.  I kicked your loud-
mouthed, fonz-freaking, non-white butterooski!
     And since I am The Boss, I say "You're Fired!"
        White Witch THE DUELMASTER OF ARADI

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  4000 BLOWS?  Who?  WILD OATS is the top team these days, buddies!  
Those betting on HEDONISTS lost their shirt, as HEDONISTS lost their fighting 
abilities:  0-0-0.  GOIN' TUBIN' had cause to celebrate, after VAS DEFERENS got 18 
points by beating TIGER TY.  ZIGGERZAG certainly had a baffled expression on his 
face, after losing to BURNT OFFERINGS and losing 15 points in the process!  WHITE 
WITCH found out being ARADI's Duelmaster isn't all nuts and berries, receiving 4 
challenges!  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as RICKY J faced 
ARADI's Duelmaster.  Now I can't insult RICKY J, as he has gloriously dueled to the 
top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one 
team in ARADI is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are ARADI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble eagle 
soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of 4000 BLOWS, alone and 
unchallenged.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of WILD OATS, so did 
that sorry team shy from 4000 BLOWS  
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not a 
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an 
unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICKY J 7968                 10   4  1   117       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JIM PANZI 7382               17  13  0   125       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 CORIOLANUS 8151              14  11  0   119       WILD OATS (618)
 JACK THE RIPPER 7487         20  13  0   104       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 TAIL HOOK 8142               11   5  0   100       WILD OATS (618)
 SPAM SANDWICH 7524           15  15  0    97       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
 THE AVENGING SCROD 7649      19  12  1    94       4000 BLOWS (107)
 MACS 7797                    14  16  2    93       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-THE RIDDLER 7852             11   8  2    93       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-WRATH LIX 7899                9   3  0    93       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 STEVIE 7271                  20  31  1    92       RED DOG GANG (476)
-LOKI IX 7860                  8   3  0    92       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 WHITE WITCH 7542             19  12  0    91       CRAZY CREEPS (207)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ERUPTION 7310                12   9  1    91       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADONNA 7780                 17  14  1    90       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 VAS DEFERENS 7534            14   8  0    88       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
-JAVA 7779                     9   4  0    85       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 TIGER TY 7665                13  10  1    79       WING HOVE (529)
 COYOTE 7626                  20  16  2    78       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
-CRUMB BUM 8141                9   6  0    78       WILD OATS (618)
 BULLY BOY 7447               14  14  0    77       RED DOG GANG (476)
-ENOCH PEABODY 7325           12  11  0    77       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-NICOLETTE 3610                8   6  0    77       HEDONISTS (297)
 ANDROGENOUS STRAIN 6412       9  14  0    75       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-SMALL INTESTINE 7535         10  13  1    73       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
 911 7936                      8   5  0    69       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLASH FIRE 7390              14  11  0    65       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-LAVA TUBE 7393               11   7  1    64       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-EVIL XXV 7900                 7   3  1    62       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 YELLOW JACKET 7627           11  25  1    60       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MR OBLIVIOUS 6413             8  13  0    55       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 WEEZY DANG 7909               5   5  0    55       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
 HOFFA 7713                   12  18  0    54       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
 AIMLESS 7967                  9   5  0    52       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-MILLICENT 3609                8   6  0    51       HEDONISTS (297)
 WHISTLE PIG 7806              9  21  0    48       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
-THE LBA 7810                  8   3  0    43       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 ROCKY BANKS 7073             10  11  0    41       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 BUZZ BOMB 8140                7   9  0    36       WILD OATS (618)
 BORRRING! 8139                6   4  0    36       WILD OATS (618)
-URETHRA 7851                  4   2  0    36       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORD BLACK MOON 8004          4   3  0    33       4000 BLOWS (107)
 BURNT OFFERINGS 8054          3   0  0    33       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-ENIGMA XXV 7871               2   3  0    31       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-ROADRUNNER 7969               4   4  0    28       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 YIPPI TI YI 8058              3   0  1    27       CREEPSTERESE (606)
 LITTLE EDDY 7536              5   7  0    26       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 SUPERIOR VENA CAVA 7882       3   3  0    26       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
 GODLINGEROOSKI 8086           3   2  0    25       CREEPSTERESE (606)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRUNT VI 7980                 3   3  2    22       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868        4   1  0    21       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 WEKA DART 7979                3   2  1    21       WING HOVE (529)
-I OWN INDIMAR 8084            2   5  0    21       4000 BLOWS (107)
-ZOMBIELUST 8181               3   0  0    20       4000 BLOWS (107)
-PEG BORED 8069                2   0  0    20       FUNKY FOLK (565)
-JOSEPHINE 8167                3   1  0    19       HEDONISTS (297)
 YOBANGER 8059                 2   3  0    19       CREEPSTERESE (606)
-RAZOR XXV 8154                2   0  0    19       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 ZIGGERZAG 7153                4   1  0    18       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-STRATEGERY 7939               1   0  0    15       VERBAL MISCUES (604)
 ROT GUT 7154                  4   2  0    14       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 NULN'S PET SOCK 7465          2   1  0    14       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-PEACH FUZZ 8095               1   0  1    14       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 MAX SLACKS JACKS 8124         2   1  0    13       CREEPSTERESE (606)
-WATER SPOUT 8013              1   0  0    11       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-COCO NUTS 8163                1   0  0    10       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMON 8087                  2   1  0     9       WING HOVE (529)
-DOMINIQUE 8157                0   3  0     9       HEDONISTS (297)
-DEATH STUD 8211               1   0  1     7       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 CLARK KENT 8196               1   0  0     6       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 WONDERFUL HAMMER 8080         1   0  0     6       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 KELLY FABULOUS 8221           1   0  0     6       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
 ANT MARTHA HAMMER 8076        1   0  0     5       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 SALACIOUS 8166                0   1  0     5       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 PETE 8182                     0   4  0     4       RED DOG GANG (476)
 LASSIE 8194                   0   3  0     3       RED DOG GANG (476)
 FLUMMAX 8193                  0   3  0     3       RED DOG GANG (476)
 DR. ACULA 8210                0   2  0     2       4000 BLOWS (107)
 BLACK BITE HAMMER 8077        0   1  0     1       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 BLACK BURN HAMMER 8078        0   1  0     1       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 WONDER BOY HAMMER 8079        0   1  0     1       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 SPLASH 8174                   0   1  0     1       SWIFT CURRENT (468)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DEAD 8222              0  1 0 THE BUNKHOUSE 595     SPYMASTER 22          418 NONE    
ROSCOE 7883            9 11 1 THE BUNKHOUSE 595     MACS 7797             416         
TWO 8217               0  1 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 579  SPYMASTER 22          418 NONE    
ONE 8216               0  1 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 579  SPYMASTER 22          418 NONE    
RORSCHACH 8215         0  1 0 LIVING SHADOWS 616    MONSTER MANALGER 18   418 NONE    
SMOKESCREEN 8178       0  1 0 LIVING SHADOWS 616    WEKA DART 7979        416         
LASSIE 8083            2  3 0 RED DOG GANG 476      GRUNT VI 7980         414 NOT REVE
FREIDA ANCHOR 8164     0  2 0 SWIFT CURRENT 468     SPYMASTER 22          418 NONE    
SINKER 8220            0  1 0 SWIFT CURRENT 468     STONE GOLEM 26        418 NONE    
SKINK 8189             0  2 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     DEATH STUD 8211       417         
B 8219                 0  1 0 VERBAL MISCUES 604    SPYMASTER 22          418 NONE    
A 8218                 0  1 0 VERBAL MISCUES 604    GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    418 NONE    
DAYNE 7826             8 13 0 WING HOVE 529         STEVIE 7271           416         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crumb Bum fought a match.
He lost it.  Nach!
Cadmus cries,
But nobody dies.
And Wild Oats becomes Cabbage Patch.
     The Riddler

Life is so simple, so cold, so sweet, when one gets to challenge an easy opponent
like The Avenging Scrod.  I like my fish blackened. -- White Witch

Nuln -- It is nice to see you writing personals again.  Did you say anything
important? -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

FONZ = who gives a razzamataz?!
     Anonymous

Aradi Antagonists -- Have received word from the Gladiatorial Commission that my Army
Antz Hammerz stable is registered and processed for this very cycle!  Certain members
of the AAH roster are involved in a Special Project I am embarking upon in select
arenas!  Should they Die and their Replacements prove to be Unworthy to Justify the
Economic Feasibility of Continuing in Arena 60 then I will focus my attention
ElseWhere! -- Hammer/Minister of War

Erudite Ed -- Please provide a list of stables and managers so I am informed as to
who is lurking in the shadows of this storied arena! -- Hammer/Minister of War

     Here's what I have at the moment.  These are teams listed in last turn's
     newsletter.  If I've gotten anyone's name wrong, just let me know and I'll fix
     it. -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     4000 BLOWS            Nuln                LIVING SHADOWS         ?
     BUCCANEERS FTV        ?                   NATURAL DISASTERS      Soultaker
     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS   A-Sop               RED DOG GANG           Spot
     CHILDHOOD TRAUMA      Samwise             THE BUNKHOUSE          Pauly
     CRAZY CREEPS          Crazy Creepster     THIEVES GUILD          Hombre
     DEATH STUDS VII       Death Stud          THINGS ILL NEVER GET   TUM
     DEATH STUDS XII       Death Stud          VERBAL MISCUES         ?
     FRUIT OF THE LOOM     Mannequin           WILD OATS              Cadmus
     FUNKY FOLK            Papa Bear           WING HOVE              Indimar Fallon
     HEDONISTS             Cadmus

Aradi Antagonists -- Creative Energy for a Spot or Series of Spots is sorely lacking
at the present time! Perhaps some other cycle! -- Hammer/Minister of War

Aradi -- You know, I considered pretending that I missed all of your ugly faces and
that I just had to come back to see all of my old (or in Soultaker's case, ancient)
friends...but honestly it's just because Sandy would yell at me at GenCon otherwise.
So "hey."  Good to see y'all. >:) -- Anti

Nuln -- Nice website. :) -- Anti

The Creepster -- Ooobladee, oooblada? -- Cadmus

Spot -- Dizzy?  Nope.  Pinatas beware. -- Coriolanus

The Riddler -- Down challenged by the Consortium.  'Tis a dark day. -- Crumb Bum

Our turn envelope burst open in the post office (or so I'm told, I wasn't there), and
a lot of turns fell out.  Some--not all--of the fights and other pages showed up at
the guildhouse about five days later.  If there's something missing from our
personals, blame it on the post office, okay?  We're doing our best here. -- Spot,
Red Dog Gang

Hmm, okay, today's initiating sentence is "The battle begins amid the crowd's
approval."  Every fight starts with that line, at least, every one of ours.  Probably
be something different next time.  While I have to admit that I'd rather begin amid
the crowd's approval than amid a slashing hailstorm or amid a barrage of rocks and
rotten fish from the crowd (dogs have no use for rocks and rotten fish, fish aren't
even good to roll on), still, what about having the fight begin amid a reverent hush
or something? -- Spot, rambling on
P.S.  And why does the crowd approve of seeing people fight each other with sharp,
pointy things?  You humans are sick, you know?

Jim Panzi -- You beast!  You...you MONKEY!  I don't know how you slipped that Silent
Whistle into the arena, but I wish you hadn't.  It was too confusing! -- Stevie
P.S.  I did not scream in the Infirmary.  How ill-bred!  I just whined a little and
looked beseechingly at the staff.

Whistle Pig -- And I hope you CHOKE on your whistle! -- Bully Boy
P.S.  I had to bite you, that was my job, but couldn't you take a bath first?
Rolling in ripe stuff is one thing, biting it is another thing entirely.  I seriously
considered barfing on you, hey, dog barf isn't that bad, it's almost like being
licked...well, maybe not QUITE like that, but dog licks help you heal, after all.

Burnt Offerings -- Euwh.  I know people say that eating charcoal tablets makes our
hair shiny, but surely there are other ways?  I don't like charcoal tablets. --
Lassie

Peg Bored -- Well, I was, too.  Bored, I mean.  I was hoping for something fun,
something active.  Well, okay, active differently.  Maybe a tug of war, or you could
have thrown a ball and I'd've chased it and brought it back and teased you with it,
stuff like that. -- Pete the disappointed
P.S.  Who gave you that choke collar?  Why didn't anybody WARN me about that thing?
P.P.S.  Mimes?  What have I got to do with mimes?  They're weird.  I always bark at
them.

Razor Xxv -- You shaved me!  How can I be a shaggy dog if you shave off my hair?
It's too confusing, I don't even know who I AM with my hair shaved off.  It's so
embarrassing, too--that aftershave stuff.  It makes my nose burn, and the other dogs
won't come closer than ten feet to sniff me, and then they back off and bark.  You've
RUINED my social life! -- Flummax

I Own Indimar -- but is it tasty?  Can I roll in it?  No, seriously, who or what is
this "fallon"?  It doesn't sound like a dog. -- Pete

Nuln -- Who said anything about *playing* god?  Mua!  Muaha!  Muahahahaha!  What?
Where am I?  Sorry I blacked out for a second.  Anyway, yeah, it's time to get this
place jumping again.  And if using excessive reast is the only way to accomplish such
a feat, than so be it...and may god have mercy on our souls. -- Pauly

All You Crazy Creepsters -- Time for the Bunkhouse to take back what rightfully
belongs to them. -- Pauly
P.S.  Just to make sure we're on the same page, I'm talking about the Duelmastership
of Aradi.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FREIDA ANCHOR was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RORSCHACH was killed by MONSTER MANALGER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
B was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
A was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TWO was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ONE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SINKER was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RICKY J vanquished WHITE WITCH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
JACK THE RIPPER unbelievably bested THE AVENGING SCROD in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
SPAM SANDWICH savagely defeated STEVIE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
911 was demolished by MACS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BUZZ BOMB was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a tiresome 14 minute Challenge battle.
WEEZY DANG overpowered BORRRING! in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TIGER TY was luckily beaten by VAS DEFERENS in a 3 minute gruesome expert's struggle.
CORIOLANUS savagely defeated ANDROGENOUS STRAIN in a 2 minute bloody master's brawl.
COYOTE was overpowered by TAIL HOOK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MADONNA overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
BULLY BOY devastated AIMLESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
YELLOW JACKET slimly won victory over ROCKY BANKS in a 2 minute veteran's match.
WHISTLE PIG overcame GODLINGEROOSKI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
ZIGGERZAG was overpowered by BURNT OFFERINGS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YOBANGER was overpowered by SUPERIOR VENA CAVA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROT GUT defeated PETE in a 2 minute duel.
LITTLE EDDY defeated MAX SLACKS JACKS in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner bout.
WEKA DART vanquished DR. ACULA in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
PANAMON savagely defeated BLACK BITE HAMMER in a 3 minute beginner's competition.
YIPPI TI YI overpowered SPLASH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NULN'S PET SOCK handily defeated WONDER BOY HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLUMMAX was subdued by WONDERFUL HAMMER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
LASSIE was savagely defeated by KELLY FABULOUS in a 6 minute novice's bout.
SALACIOUS was unbelievably bested by ANT MARTHA HAMMER in a 3 minute novice's duel.
CLARK KENT savagely defeated BLACK BURN HAMMER in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  53 -  4      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  35 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  33 -  5      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        21 -  28 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  53 -  4      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  30 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  24 -  1      20  |

Turn 418 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RICKY J 7968               10   4  1  117 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
PARRY-LUNGE      CORIOLANUS 8151            14  11  0  119 WILD OATS (618)
TOTAL PARRY      JACK THE RIPPER 7487       20  13  0  104 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
WALL OF STEEL    THE AVENGING SCROD 7649    19  12  1   94 4000 BLOWS (107)
LUNGING ATTACK   MADONNA 7780               17  14  1   90 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
AIMED BLOW       AIMLESS 7967                9   5  0   52 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 7626.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE AVENGING SCROD 7649.  The ten other most popular fighters were RICKY J 7968, 
SALACIOUS 8166, LASSIE 8194, RORSCHACH 8215, SPAM SANDWICH 7524, TIGER TY 7665, 
FLUMMAX 8193, CLARK KENT 8196, WEEZY DANG 7909, and CORIOLANUS 8151.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 7713.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUZZ BOMB 8140, BLACK BURN HAMMER 8078, KELLY FABULOUS 8221, WONDER BOY 
HAMMER 8079, SPLASH 8174, DR. ACULA 8210, ROT GUT 7154, YOBANGER 8059, ZIGGERZAG 
7153, and COYOTE 7626.