DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/29/2007    Duedate: 07/12/2007

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-419

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CORIOLANUS
WILD OATS (618)
(60-8151) [15-11-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORIOLANUS                     ALLAN JOHNSON
WILD OATS (618)                TPW FOREVER (619)
(60-8151) [15-11-0,132]        (60-8232) [5-1-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COYOTE                         WONDER BOY HAMMER
BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)      ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
(60-7626) [20-17-2,79]         (60-8079) [1-1-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH STUDS XII (602)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SWIFT CURRENT (468)         44
2. DEATH STUDS XII (602)       41      ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
3. CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)      33      Unchartered Team
4. DEATH STUDS VII (301)       25
5. SILENT WARRIORS (561)       22      DEATH STUDS XII (602)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   104  76  5 57.8   1/ 7*DEATH STUDS XII (602)     9  1 1
 2/12*DEATH STUDS XII (602)     19  15  3 55.9   2/ 3 WING HOVE (529)           6  5 0
 3/ 3 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    496 394 16 55.7   3/ 2 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  6  6 0
 4/ 4 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       570 467 18 55.0   4/ 8 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    6  9 1
 5- 5 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  714 610 26 53.9   5/ 4 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        5  3 0
 6/ 6 SWIFT CURRENT (468)      135 125 11 51.9   6/16 THE UPSTARTS III (510)    5  4 0
 7/ 9 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  50  47  3 51.5   7/17*ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)   5  5 1
 8- 8 GOIN' TUBIN' (577)       147 142  7 50.9   8/ 1 WILD OATS (618)           5  7 0
 9/ 7 WILD OATS (618)           67  65  1 50.8   9/11 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  4  2 0
10/ 0 SILENT WARRIORS (561)     75  73  3 50.7  10/ 5 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       4  6 0
11/ 0 THE BIZZLE (593)          45  44  5 50.6  11/10 FUNKY FOLK (565)          3  1 1
12/22*ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)    5   5  1 50.0  12- 9 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   3  1 0
13/10 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    73  77  2 48.7  13/ 6 4000 BLOWS (107)          3  7 0
14-11 THIEVES GUILD (396)      175 186  6 48.5  14/19 SWIFT CURRENT (468)       3  7 0
15/ 0 WHY MEETH? (607)          22  24  1 47.8  15/ 0 SILENT WARRIORS (561)     2  0 0
16/13 4000 BLOWS (107)         680 746 31 47.7  16-15 GOIN' TUBIN' (577)        2  0 0
17/16 WING HOVE (529)           99 110  5 47.4  17/18*CREEPSTERESE (606)        2  5 0
18/14 LIVING SHADOWS (616)      71  80  5 47.0  18/13 RED DOG GANG (476)        2 13 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)       70  81  2 46.4  19/ 0 THE BIZZLE (593)          1  2 1
20-18 HEDONISTS (297)           36  43  1 45.6  20/24 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)    1  2 0
21/19 THE UPSTARTS III (510)    50  61  3 45.0  21/ 0*TPW FOREVER (619)         1  3 0
22/17*CREEPSTERESE (606)        12  15  2 44.4  22/ 0 WHY MEETH? (607)          1  3 0
23/20 FUNKY FOLK (565)          54  78  5 40.9  23/23 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     1  4 0
24/21 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  64 100  6 39.0  24/22 VERBAL MISCUES (604)      0  5 0
25/23 RED DOG GANG (476)       348 571  5 37.9  25-20 THIEVES GUILD (396)       0  5 0
26/ 0*TPW FOREVER (619)          6  12  1 33.3  26/21 LIVING SHADOWS (616)      0  4 0
27/24 VERBAL MISCUES (604)       1  26  0  3.7  27/ 0*GENX PERFECT HITS (620)   0  2 0
28/ 0*GENX PERFECT HITS (620)    0   2  0  0.0  28-12 HEDONISTS (297)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ARADI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, WILD OATS, since DEATH 
STUDS XII took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 5-0-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, DEATH STUDS XII, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
BURNT OFFERINGS win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ROCKY BANKS beat 
WEEZY DANG and WEEZY DANG lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  CORIOLANUS 
challenged ARADI's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, 
in with the new, as CORIOLANUS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ARADI?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  DEATH STUDS XII was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DEATH STUDS VII.  Ha ha ha ha!  
WHISTLE PIG was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I notice ENIGMA XXV challenging down 17 points to 
fight ROT GUT, DEATH STUDS XII doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to 
honor.  Question now is, will ARADI accept this sort of tacky behavior?  ENIGMA XXV 
beating ROT GUT.  The insult, the....yech!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ARADI's 
morgue.  More variety.  THE BIZZLE has cause to pause today, as AQUA NETTA was sent 
to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  Now 
hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey CREEPSTERESE, whyja send 
YIPPI TI YI to the Dark Arena, look at hers record, huh?  And what a stunning loss we 
have here, boys and girls, WHISTLE PIG of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS has added the final 
loss to his 9-21-0.  Tee hee!  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the 
fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the ARADI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORIOLANUS 8151              15  11  0   132       WILD OATS (618)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 7641         13   4  1   128       THE BIZZLE (593)
-JIM PANZI 7382               17  13  0   125       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 SPAM SANDWICH 7524           16  15  0   107       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-SILENT SPOCKER 7700          13   3  0   107       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
 THE AVENGING SCROD 7649      20  12  1   105       4000 BLOWS (107)
-JACK THE RIPPER 7487         20  13  0   104       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 MACS 7797                    15  16  2   101       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 MADONNA 7780                 18  14  1   100       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-TAIL HOOK 8142               11   5  0   100       WILD OATS (618)
-MOUSE 7318                   12  17  0    97       SILENT WARRIORS (561)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEVIE 7271                  20  32  1    93       RED DOG GANG (476)
-THE RIDDLER 7852             11   8  2    93       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-WRATH LIX 7899                9   3  0    93       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-LOKI IX 7860                  8   3  0    92       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-ERUPTION 7310                12   9  1    91       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 RICKY J 7968                 10   5  1    91       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE WITCH 7542             19  13  0    89       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-VAS DEFERENS 7534            14   8  0    88       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
-HYDRO ON THE D-LO 7642       14   7  2    87       THE BIZZLE (593)
-JAVA 7779                     9   4  0    85       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 TIGER TY 7665                14  10  1    84       WING HOVE (529)
 BLOODLUST MUTE 7701           8   9  0    82       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
 ANDROGENOUS STRAIN 6412      10  14  0    81       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 COYOTE 7626                  20  17  2    79       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
-CRUMB BUM 8141                9   6  0    78       WILD OATS (618)
-ENOCH PEABODY 7325           12  11  0    77       THIEVES GUILD (396)
-NICOLETTE 3610                8   6  0    77       HEDONISTS (297)
 EVIL XXV 7900                 8   3  1    76       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-SMALL INTESTINE 7535         10  13  1    73       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
 911 7936                      8   6  0    67       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLASH FIRE 7390              14  11  0    65       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-LAVA TUBE 7393               11   7  1    64       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 AIMLESS 7967                 10   5  0    64       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
 BULLY BOY 7447               14  15  0    62       RED DOG GANG (476)
 YELLOW JACKET 7627           11  26  1    60       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
 AQUA NETTA 7775               8   6  2    59       THE BIZZLE (593)
 ROCKY BANKS 7073             11  11  0    58       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 MR OBLIVIOUS 6413             9  13  0    58       THE UPSTARTS III (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA 7713                   12  19  0    55       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
 F'SHIZZLE M'NIZZLE 7639       9   9  0    54       THE BIZZLE (593)
 BURNT OFFERINGS 8054          4   0  1    52       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-MILLICENT 3609                8   6  0    51       HEDONISTS (297)
 ALLAN JOHNSON 8232            5   1  0    49       TPW FOREVER (619)
-THE LBA 7810                  8   3  0    43       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 LITTLE EDDY 7536              6   7  0    42       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 WEEZY DANG 7909               5   6  0    38       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
 BUZZ BOMB 8140                7  10  0    37       WILD OATS (618)
-URETHRA 7851                  4   2  0    36       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
 ENIGMA XXV 7871               3   3  0    36       DEATH STUDS XII (602)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODLINGEROOSKI 8086           4   2  0    32       CREEPSTERESE (606)
 RAZOR XXV 8154                3   0  0    31       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868        5   1  0    28       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 GRUNT VI 7980                 4   3  2    28       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 WEKA DART 7979                4   2  1    28       WING HOVE (529)
 PEG BORED 8069                3   0  1    26       FUNKY FOLK (565)
-SUPERIOR VENA CAVA 7882       3   3  0    26       GOIN' TUBIN' (577)
 ROADRUNNER 7969               4   5  0    25       CRAZY CREEPS (207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPEEDY GONZALEZ 7993          2   2  1    23       WHY MEETH? (607)
 PROXIMO 7991                  1   3  0    23       WHY MEETH? (607)
 PIN DROP 7924                 4   0  0    22       SILENT WARRIORS (561)
-I OWN INDIMAR 8084            2   5  0    21       4000 BLOWS (107)
-ZOMBIELUST 8181               3   0  0    20       4000 BLOWS (107)
 NULN'S PET SOCK 7465          3   1  0    20       THE UPSTARTS III (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOSEPHINE 8167                3   1  0    19       HEDONISTS (297)
-YOBANGER 8059                 2   3  0    19       CREEPSTERESE (606)
 HAPPY G'MO' 7992              1   3  0    19       WHY MEETH? (607)
 DEATH STUD 8211               2   0  1    18       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 CLARK KENT 8196               2   0  0    16       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 ROT GUT 7154                  4   3  0    15       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 FROSTSHOCK 8015               2   0  0    15       WHY MEETH? (607)
-STRATEGERY 7939               1   0  0    15       VERBAL MISCUES (604)
 ZIGGERZAG 7153                4   2  0    14       THE UPSTARTS III (510)
 PANAMON 8087                  3   1  0    12       WING HOVE (529)
 SETH DRAVEN 8231              1   1  1    12       TPW FOREVER (619)
 SALACIOUS 8166                1   1  0    12       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-WATER SPOUT 8013              1   0  0    11       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 WONDERFUL HAMMER 8080         2   0  1    10       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 WONDER BOY HAMMER 8079        1   1  0     9       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
-DOMINIQUE 8157                0   3  0     9       HEDONISTS (297)
 ACRIMONIOUS 7996              0   1  0     7       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 BLACK BURN HAMMER 8078        1   1  0     6       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 PETE 8182                     0   5  0     5       RED DOG GANG (476)
 ANT MARTHA HAMMER 8076        1   1  0     4       ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ (614)
 KELLY FABULOUS 8221           1   1  0     4       THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
 LASSIE 8194                   0   4  0     4       RED DOG GANG (476)
 FLUMMAX 8193                  0   4  0     4       RED DOG GANG (476)
 SPLASH 8174                   0   2  0     2       SWIFT CURRENT (468)
 STITCHES 8245                 0   1  0     1       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
 ATLAS 8229                    0   1  0     1       TPW FOREVER (619)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
LORD BLACK MOON 8004   4  4 0 4000 BLOWS 107        STONE GOLEM 26        419 NONE    
DR. ACULA 8210         0  3 0 4000 BLOWS 107        SPYMASTER 22          419 NONE    
BLACK BITE HAMME 8077  0  2 0 ARMY ANTZ HAMMERZ 614 PEG BORED 8069        419         
NIGEL STAPLER 7880     1  5 0 THE BIZZLE 593        BORED ELF 19          419 NONE    
WHISTLE PIG 7806       9 22 0 BUGS, SLUGS & THU 591 BURNT OFFERINGS 8054  419         
OTHER GUY 8237         0  1 0 THE BUNKHOUSE 595     WONDERFUL HAMMER 8080 419         
ROSCOE 7883            9 11 1 THE BUNKHOUSE 595     MACS 7797             416         
ONE 8244               0  1 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 579  BORED ELF 19          419 NONE    
YIPPI TI YI 8058       3  1 1 CREEPSTERESE 606      MONSTER MANALGER 18   419 NONE    
MAX SLACKS JACKS 8124  2  2 0 CREEPSTERESE 606      GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    419 NONE    
JORGE BLACK ORC 20     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          AQUA NETTA 7775       419 NONE    
FEAR OF TOGS 8238      0  1 0 DEATH STUDS VII 301   STONE GOLEM 26        419 NONE    
TOGS ABSTINENCE 8239   0  1 0 DEATH STUDS VII 301   JORGE BLACK ORC 20    419 NONE    
NICK O'TREN 8235       0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 565        BORED ELF 19          419 NONE    
TRIUMPH 8247           0  1 0 GENX PERFECT HITS 620 FIRST TOGS CHAMPIO 24 419 NONE    
NEW ORDER 8248         0  1 0 GENX PERFECT HITS 620 ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 419 NONE    
DS16 8214              0  1 0 LIVING SHADOWS 616    ARENAMASTER HARKON 23 419 NONE    
SMOKESCREEN 8178       0  1 0 LIVING SHADOWS 616    WEKA DART 7979        416         
DUNK 8240              0  1 0 SWIFT CURRENT 468     ARNIE SHEW 21         419 NONE    
DUNKED 8241            0  1 0 SWIFT CURRENT 468     STONE GOLEM 26        419 NONE    
SKINK 8189             0  2 0 THIEVES GUILD 396     DEATH STUD 8211       417         
HEAT 8224              0  1 0 TPW FOREVER 619       JORGE BLACK ORC 20    419 NONE    
A 8242                 0  1 0 VERBAL MISCUES 604    GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    419 NONE    
BORRRING! 8139         6  5 0 WILD OATS 618         GARGOYLE PRINCE 25    419 NONE    
DAYNE 7826             8 13 0 WING HOVE 529         STEVIE 7271           416         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hey everyone!  It's been awhile!  What's new around here?  I'll be posting up here in
Aradi through the Summer and Fall with two teams, Silent Warriors and Why Meeth?
Eventually I'll sit one of them out for next TOGS, but I should be pretty steady with
the other team after that.  I hope all my old friends and enemies are still lurking
around here somewhere.  See ya on the sands! -- Ganolus

Ricky J. -- You are a dirty, rotten, no-good, bed-wetting, jerky, little kid!
Humpfff! -- White Witch

The Avenging Scrod -- What White Witch said last time. -- Jack The Ripper

Black Burn Hammer -- I like my hammers blackened. -- Clark Kent (You can call me
"S".)

Pauly -- The Creepster asked me to send you this note fondly, "Up Yours."  I am sure
you will understand the affection. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Crumb Bum -- Did I really downchallenge?  Really?  I must be bad.  You are alive. --
The Riddler

Anti -- Salute! -- Crazy Creeps Everywhere (welcoming one of their own)

FONZ = Fumbling, Overanxious, Newfound Zeal.

FONZ -- The Creepster wants to know when the next TOGS is?  He wants to learn about
colluding from the best. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

     Nooooo!  No TOGS! -- Ed., gently weeping

Yellow Jacket -- Caught me with the wrong weapon, man, I suck! -- Rocky Banks

Max Slacks Jacks -- You know even though on paper it was a mismatch in two ways, 1,
styles, and 2 number of fights, we each had an advantage, I think it is one of the
better fights I have read in quite a while.  Good fight, Max! -- Little Eddy

Yippi -- Could you hit me a little easier next time, that really hurt! -- Splash

Fonzettites -- So far my experiment with the DA has not been working too well, I
honestly thought I could stay above 50%, unfortunately my numbers are a little off.
I'm hangin' tough though and am sending two more combatants in there this turn to see
what happens.  I'll keep you posted. -- Barnabas

Nuln -- If you didn't take little Pauly's throne this turn I call FOUL.  That warrior
is just sitting there like a chunk of bait waiting for your warrior to rip and tear
through him.  That's my prediction and I'm standing by it. -- Barnabas

Studly -- OK, I can't help it, Dudley, I'm hoping you weren't gonna let the little
guy intimidate you and you stepped up to the plate and challenged the hell out of
him, I think you can beat him, maybe.  When he sees those cowboy boots his knees are
gonna buckle, trust me. -- Barnabas

Anonymous -- We do! -- Anonymous

Ganolus -- What's shakin' my brother, I think it's time to have some fun! -- Barnabas

Anonymous -- You'll never guess it was me, will ya? -- Anonymous

Indimar -- Glad to see you back old buddy, hope things are well. -- Barnabas

Pauly -- Keep up the good work, got a feelin' your top dog is on the verge of dying
though. -- Barnabas

Anti -- Welcome back, hope you stick around a while.  Oh, and one more thing, Auntie,
Auntie, Auntie. -- Barnabas

Ed. -- Good to see ya. -- Barnabas

     And I a mere shadow of my former self....  *smile*  But thank you. -- Ed.

Flummox -- <LOL> -- Cadmus

"The signal is given for the duel to begin."  And about time, too, though we could
have done without the fireworks.  Dogs don't like fireworks, it sounds like some kind
of attack, you know. -- Spot

Spam Sandwich -- Hey, dogs like it all. -- Stevie
P.S.  Okay, so this is what Spot keeps talking about when he tells us not to take
food from strangers, right?  Well...maybe next time I'll listen.  Or maybe not, of
course.
P.P.S.  Spam...is that like Potted Meat Food Product?  I actually have fond memories
of that stuff.  With fresh-baked rolls and avocado, on the beach in Mulege....

Aimless -- That's what you get for being a person.  No focus.  Too much complication
in your life.  Now, a dog...we have it easy in the "goals and aims" department.  We
defend our territory and protect our people and chase balls, stick, frisbees, and
cats.  That covers it.  Very straightforward, though sometimes strenuous.  Not that I
mind strenuous. -- Bully Boy

Rot Gut -- (sneezing)  I don't know what that stuff is, but it smells TERRIBLE.  You
probably shouldn't drink it. -- Pete
P.S.  But you might try rolling in it.

Wonderful Hammer -- You didn't pet me or tell me I'm a good dog (and I AM), you
didn't give me a bone, you didn't take me for a walk, how are you wonderful? --
Flummax

Kelly Fabulous -- They told me I should be nice because you're new, and I tried to
jump up and lick your face.  For this, you hit me!  You don't understand about dogs,
do you? -- Lassie

Coriolanus -- Pinatas, that's like...Mexican footballs?  Um, people whack 'em with
sticks and food falls out all over and everyone scrambles to get a bite?  Sounds like
a dog's game! -- Spot

Hammer -- Heya heya, been a while since we've been active in the same arena... how
are things? -- Anti, mgr the Upstarts III

Consortium -- What up, homefries? -- Anti

Per Death Stud's direct orders, I have rescued my TPW Forever team from a dead arena
to further drive my win/loss percentage into the ground.  Make 'em feel welcome. :)
-- Anti

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BORRRING! was viciously butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
AQUA NETTA slaughtered JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
LORD BLACK MOON was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YIPPI TI YI was slaughtered by MONSTER MANALGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NIGEL STAPLER was dealt death by BORED ELF in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DR. ACULA was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MAX SLACKS JACKS was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
A was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
NICK O'TREN was easily killed by BORED ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DS16 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TRIUMPH was slaughtered by FIRST TOGS CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DUNK was assassinated by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DUNKED was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEAT was narrowly killed by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FEAR OF TOGS was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOGS ABSTINENCE was murdered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
NEW ORDER was easily killed by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ONE was murdered by BORED ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
CORIOLANUS overpowered RICKY J in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title conflict.
WHITE WITCH was savagely defeated by THE AVENGING SCROD in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
911 was overcome by ANDROGENOUS STRAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
ROCKY BANKS devastated WEEZY DANG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
AIMLESS overpowered HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
ENIGMA XXV savagely defeated ROT GUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BURNT OFFERINGS executed WHISTLE PIG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAZOR XXV demolished ZIGGERZAG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DEATH STUD vanquished KELLY FABULOUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
SALACIOUS savagely defeated ANT MARTHA HAMMER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
SPAM SANDWICH vanquished STEVIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MACS vanquished VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BULLY BOY was vanquished by BLOODLUST MUTE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
COYOTE was handily defeated by MADONNA in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
TIGER TY handily defeated YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
F'SHIZZLE M'NIZZLE was overpowered by EVIL XXV in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ALLAN JOHNSON handily defeated PROXIMO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR OBLIVIOUS demolished SPEEDY GONZALEZ in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUZZ BOMB was overpowered by LITTLE EDDY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
HAPPY G'MO' was subdued by BLACK WIDOW XLIII in a 1 minute contest.
ROADRUNNER was unbelievably bested by GODLINGEROOSKI in a 2 minute fight.
PEG BORED murdered BLACK BITE HAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WEKA DART handily defeated PETE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GRUNT VI demolished FLUMMAX in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
PANAMON beat ACRIMONIOUS in a 2 minute novice's competition.
LASSIE was handily defeated by FROSTSHOCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLARK KENT overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
WONDERFUL HAMMER dispatched OTHER GUY in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
SPLASH was unbelievably bested by BLACK BURN HAMMER in a 3 minute gory amateur's duel.
PIN DROP unbelievably bested SETH DRAVEN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
NULN'S PET SOCK handily defeated STITCHES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WONDER BOY HAMMER savagely defeated ATLAS in a popular 7 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  27 -  1      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  60 -  5      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        22 -  26 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  36 -  5      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  42 -  3      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  53 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  18 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  19 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  27 -  2      23  |

Turn 419 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 13         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        3 - 11         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CORIOLANUS 8151            15  11  0  132 WILD OATS (618)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPAM SANDWICH 7524         16  15  0  107 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
WALL OF STEEL    THE AVENGING SCROD 7649    20  12  1  105 4000 BLOWS (107)
STRIKING ATTACK  RICKY J 7968               10   5  1   91 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
TOTAL PARRY      WHITE WITCH 7542           19  13  0   89 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
AIMED BLOW       AIMLESS 7967               10   5  0   64 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 7626.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WONDER BOY HAMMER 8079.  The ten other most popular fighters were ENIGMA XXV 7871, 
ROADRUNNER 7969, THE AVENGING SCROD 7649, SALACIOUS 8166, MACS 7797, LITTLE EDDY 
7536, WEKA DART 7979, NIGEL STAPLER 7880, DUNKED 8241, and FEAR OF TOGS 8238.

The least popular fighter this week was ATLAS 8229.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were A 8242, MAX SLACKS JACKS 8124, STITCHES 8245, LASSIE 8194, PETE 8182, 
BLACK BITE HAMMER 8077, PEG BORED 8069, BUZZ BOMB 8140, PROXIMO 7991, and F'SHIZZLE 
M'NIZZLE 7639.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STEVIE (60-7271) RED DOG GANG (476)