DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/16/2007 Duedate: 11/29/2007
COLLUSION COVE ARENA
DM-60 TURN-429
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BULLY BOY
RED DOG GANG (476)
(60-7447) [19-20-0,95]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BULLY BOY MYSTIQUE
RED DOG GANG (476) VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
(60-7447) [19-20-0,95] (60-7932) [3-1-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BULLY BOY THE WITCH
RED DOG GANG (476) DREAMTIME (633)
(60-7447) [19-20-0,95] (60-8428) [0-1-0,1]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
UNDERDOGS (5)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UNDERDOGS (5) 56
2. PURE EVIL (629) 36 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
3. PASTAFARIANS (630) 33 Unchartered Team
4. ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 27
5. RUSH REBORN (627) 25 PURE EVIL (629)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*PURE EVIL (629) 4 0 0 100 1/ 1 UNDERDOGS (5) 13 2 0
2/ 1*HOUSE OF GRAIN (625) 16 8 2 66.7 2/ 2 RED DOG GANG (476) 7 8 0
3- 2*FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615) 10 6 6 62.5 3/ 0*PURE EVIL (629) 4 0 0
4/ 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 114 79 6 59.1 4/ 8 CRAZY CREEPS (207) 4 2 0
5/ 4 CRAZY CREEPS (207) 579 477 19 54.8 5/11*RUSH REBORN (627) 4 4 2
6/ 5 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601) 59 55 4 51.8 6/ 9 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601) 3 0 0
7/ 6 UNDERDOGS (5) 270 264 15 50.6 7/ 7*CELTIC PRIDE (628) 3 7 0
8/ 0*THE EYES HAVE IT (632) 1 1 0 50.0 8/ 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 2 1 1
9- 7 THE UPSTARTS III (510) 67 73 3 47.9 9/ 3 WING HOVE (529) 2 2 0
10/ 8 4000 BLOWS (107) 682 753 31 47.5 10/ 0*DREAMTIME (633) 2 3 0
11/ 9 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579) 80 91 2 46.8 11/ 0*VILLAINOUS LEGION (605) 2 3 0
12-11 DEATH STUDS XII (602) 27 32 4 45.8 12/ 4*HOUSE OF GRAIN (625) 2 3 0
13/10 WING HOVE (529) 109 130 6 45.6 13/ 0*PASTAFARIANS (630) 2 3 0
14-12 TPW FOREVER (619) 18 22 3 45.0 14/ 0*THE EYES HAVE IT (632) 1 1 0
15/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (565) 60 83 6 42.0 15-12*FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615) 1 1 0
16/ 0*VILLAINOUS LEGION (605) 7 10 0 41.2 16- 6 TPW FOREVER (619) 1 1 0
17/ 0*DREAMTIME (633) 2 3 0 40.0 17/10 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591) 1 5 0
18/ 0*PASTAFARIANS (630) 2 3 0 40.0 18/13 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579) 1 6 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/13 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591) 72 115 6 38.5 19-14 DEATH STUDS XII (602) 0 4 0
20/14 RED DOG GANG (476) 366 602 5 37.8 20/15 4000 BLOWS (107) 0 3 0
21-15 RESCUE RANGERS (362) 14 24 1 36.8 21- 5 THE UPSTARTS III (510) 0 2 0
22/16*RUSH REBORN (627) 4 9 2 30.8 22/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (565) 0 2 0
23/ 3*CELTIC PRIDE (628) 3 7 0 30.0 23-16 RESCUE RANGERS (362) 0 1 0
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 289): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 580): WOLFBROTHER of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 579): 100% of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 572): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 569): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 568): DR HOOK of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 566): UP-CHUCKY of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 561): MOPT of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 531): BELLA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 522): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 513): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 237): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 415): LENNALGIRE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 190): EYE OF THE NEEDLE of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 465): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 289): BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 580): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 579): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 572): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 569): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 568): KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 566): STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 561): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 531): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 522): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 513): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 237): FIRE INC. (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 415): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 190): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 465): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 579): JUMPIN' of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 579): SHOWSTOPPER of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 567): PUPPET of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 560): SLEEPS ALL DAY of GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
THE BOY KING of WORLDLY DECLINE (?, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 528): HAMILTON of VABOROUGHS (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 511): EARL of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 235): BOB LE CANADIEN of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): JESSICA RABBIT of BRAIN FOOD 36 (The Sandman, mgr.)
(turn 188): PUPPY ON PATROL of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly COLLUSION COVE games. Warriors--remember that glory
waits always around the corner! Witness how this week RUSH REBORN went 2-3-1 to move
up 6 in the rankings. A new guild, PURE EVIL, entered COLLUSION COVE with a clash
this turn, showing off a 4-0-0 record. Indeed, a worthy addition to the city guilds.
RED BARCHETTA caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully
bested THE ERR MUTT and was awarded 18 points in recognition. In one of the week's
more notable duels, HENDRICK put down SCORN BREAD, causing it to lose 13 points of
recognition in the process. Although HOFFA made a valiant effort, it did not suffice
to topple the reign of victorious MACS. Informants "close" to the city champion have
told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In COLLUSION COVE "art" is a word that
has long since passed from the language! I saw one fighter that warriors avoided
when this week's challenge seeking began. RUSH REBORN is feared. This much I can
say. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better
part of last week avoiding RUSH REBORN. Indeed it was CELTIC PRIDE. I can not but
mention with disdain the name of CORK who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a
full 8 points below in the rankings. I thought CORK showed great skill and promise
when he was defeated by MR. CLEAN. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! Some guilds are strict but few are as heartless as
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS. Witness, last turn they sent ERETHISM, a 2-0-0 fighter, to the
Dark Arena! My condolences to HOUSE OF GRAIN for their loss of a very promising
warrior, ROLLDOZER. ROLLDOZER went to doom before the arms of ODALISQUE, a warrior
of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS. Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One
thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in COLLUSION COVE. Nice atmosphere you have here! Sadly warriors, now
longer can I keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and
soon! Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is
a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULLY BOY 7447 19 20 0 95 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE AVENGING SCROD 7649 20 12 1 105 4000 BLOWS (107)
-JACK THE RIPPER 7487 20 14 0 96 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-THE RIDDLER 7852 12 8 2 95 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-ALLAN JOHNSON 8232 10 4 0 91 TPW FOREVER (619)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHITE WITCH 7542 21 15 0 89 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-TIGER TY 7665 16 14 1 86 WING HOVE (529)
-JAVA 7779 9 4 0 85 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-ANDROGENOUS STRAIN 6412 11 17 0 84 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-911 7936 9 6 0 79 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-MR OBLIVIOUS 6413 14 17 0 77 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
PAULINE 4997 9 5 0 76 UNDERDOGS (5)
HOFFA 7713 16 25 0 74 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
YELLOW JACKET 7627 12 35 1 72 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
BURNT OFFERINGS 8054 6 1 1 71 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EDWARD KINGSLEY 8330 4 0 1 55 TPW FOREVER (619)
-NULN'S PET SOCK 7465 7 2 0 54 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
FRANZ 5021 8 5 1 52 UNDERDOGS (5)
HENDRICK 5022 9 4 0 50 UNDERDOGS (5)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZIGGERZAG 7153 8 2 0 48 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-WEKA DART 7979 7 5 1 46 WING HOVE (529)
-THE LBA 7810 8 3 0 43 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
PUSILLANIMOUS 8192 5 0 0 43 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
MYSTIQUE 7932 3 1 0 40 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868 7 3 1 37 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRUNT VI 7980 6 6 2 33 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-I OWN INDIMAR 8084 3 5 0 33 4000 BLOWS (107)
ODALISQUE 8121 2 0 1 33 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
STITCHES 8245 2 3 0 33 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-PEACH FUZZ 8095 3 1 1 32 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
-TOWEL BOY 8265 2 1 1 32 TPW FOREVER (619)
THE BUNISHER 8341 5 0 1 31 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
HANS GRUBER 7931 2 1 0 31 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-PANAMON 8087 6 5 0 30 WING HOVE (529)
SCORN BREAD 8343 3 2 0 29 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
-CLARK KENT 8196 6 3 0 27 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-ZOMBIELUST 8181 4 0 0 27 4000 BLOWS (107)
-TWIG 8096 1 1 1 27 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
LASSIE 8194 4 10 0 25 RED DOG GANG (476)
-RAZOR XXV 8154 5 2 0 24 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RYEHARD 8339 4 1 1 23 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
FLUMMAX 8193 4 10 0 22 RED DOG GANG (476)
LITTLE BIG DOG 8355 4 2 0 22 RED DOG GANG (476)
BAI 8386 3 0 0 22 UNDERDOGS (5)
MR. CLEAN 8307 2 3 1 22 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-DEATH STUD 8211 4 4 1 21 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-PAUL BEARER 8082 1 0 0 21 FUNKY FOLK (565)
-PAR 8297 2 3 1 20 WING HOVE (529)
-SETH DRAVEN 8231 2 1 1 20 TPW FOREVER (619)
RED BARCHETTA 8366 1 2 0 20 RUSH REBORN (627)
-PLUM 8094 1 1 1 19 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
-WHACK-A-STUD 8349 3 0 0 18 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
LIMELIGHT 8365 1 2 1 16 RUSH REBORN (627)
-AN AVERAGE JOE 7281 2 2 1 15 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
VENGANZA 8408 1 0 0 15 PASTAFARIANS (630)
NOODLY APPENDIX 8404 1 0 0 15 PASTAFARIANS (630)
EARTHSHINE 8392 1 0 1 12 RUSH REBORN (627)
CARROT TOP 8398 1 0 0 12 PURE EVIL (629)
OSWALD 8385 1 2 0 11 UNDERDOGS (5)
TOM SAWYER 8369 1 2 0 11 RUSH REBORN (627)
SHANNON 8375 1 1 0 11 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
TAXMAN 8397 1 0 0 11 PURE EVIL (629)
THE ERR MUTT 8322 1 7 0 10 RED DOG GANG (476)
-COCO NUTS 8163 1 0 0 10 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
-SHRIVELLED PRUNE 8177 1 0 0 9 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
OVERTIME 8394 1 0 0 7 PURE EVIL (629)
PEEPS 8396 1 0 0 6 PURE EVIL (629)
RED WINTER 8304 1 0 0 6 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-BOY GEORGE 8378 1 2 0 5 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
SPIRITWALKER 8431 1 0 0 5 DREAMTIME (633)
STAR 8427 1 0 0 5 DREAMTIME (633)
PRIVATE EYE 8425 1 0 0 5 THE EYES HAVE IT (632)
CHALLAH POINT 8389 0 1 0 5 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
CORK 8373 1 1 0 4 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
GALWAY 8372 0 2 0 2 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
LIMRICK 8376 0 2 0 2 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
THE WITCH 8428 0 1 0 1 DREAMTIME (633)
EDIE 8429 0 1 0 1 DREAMTIME (633)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPAG. MONSTER 8406 0 1 0 1 PASTAFARIANS (630)
WWFSMD 8405 0 1 0 1 PASTAFARIANS (630)
VAPOR TRAIL 8393 0 1 0 1 RUSH REBORN (627)
WARM PIRATE 8407 0 1 0 1 PASTAFARIANS (630)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NOT THAT GUY 8415 0 1 0 4000 BLOWS 107 STONE GOLEM 429 NONE
SO NOT THAT GUY 8414 0 1 0 4000 BLOWS 107 ARENAMASTER HARK 429 NONE
DUBLIN 8374 1 1 0 CELTIC PRIDE 628 EARTHSHINE 8392 429
ONE 8420 0 1 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 579 SPYMASTER 429 NONE
BOB 8430 0 1 0 DREAMTIME 633 ARNIE SHEW 429 NONE
ERETHISM 8251 2 1 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 518 SPYMASTER 429 NONE
KEN DEW 8358 0 2 0 FUNKY FOLK 565 SEA MONSTER 429 NONE
TOM KATT 8357 0 1 0 FUNKY FOLK 565 MONSTER MANALGER 429 NONE
ROLLDOZER 8342 3 2 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN 625 ODALISQUE 8121 429
DREAMLINE 8367 0 1 0 RUSH REBORN 627 PAR 8297 426
WORKING MAN 8368 0 1 0 RUSH REBORN 627 THE BUNISHER 8341 426
BIG NOSE 8424 0 1 0 THE EYES HAVE IT 632 JORGE BLACK ORC 429 NONE
JUGGERNAUT 8305 0 1 0 VILLAINOUS LEGIO 605 JORGE BLACK ORC 429 NONE
PHILOPHES 8306 0 1 0 VILLAINOUS LEGIO 605 JORGE BLACK ORC 429 NONE
UNSCRODWORTHY 8426 0 1 0 WING HOVE 529 ARNIE SHEW 429 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Things I'll Never Get -- Congratulations on the fine Duelmaster fight by Macs. Well
done. By the way, The Creepster asked me to send this question to you, though. Did
you name him Mac instead of Big Mac out of deference to the fearless FONZ leader? --
The Crazy Creeps Scribe
Dwayne The Dog -- On behalf of Consortiumites everywhere, it was my pleasure to spank
your rump. It really, really, really was quite a pleasure. -- Clark Kent
The Err Mutt -- To err is human, and I did just that. -- Mr. Clean
Mr. Oblivious -- After two losses in a row to me, you certainly should feel
oblivious. -- White Witch
FONZ = Forlorn Oafs Nitpicking Zits
Flummax -- What do you mean I'm not from here? Where's here? -- Clark Kent
Err Mutt -- Thank you for marking all the phone booths for me. (There surely are
fewer and fewer around and they are hard to find.) With the blacklight adjustment to
my exray vision, all those spots just glare out at me night or day. So, thanks! --
Clark Kent
P.S. Have you noticed the intense odor around all the phone booths? I wonder what's
with that?
Technogeek -- You were loopy and DIDN'T write adds for Aradi? Wow! You should have
penned all your spotlights while you were at it. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe
Soulie woley ubanger oompah! Razzleronious! -- The Creepster
All -- <Looks around> Yesss. There is something familiar about this place. I
remember something about...a bird? An unlucky number? A...scrod?! My memories must
still be damaged. No matter. It is as good a place as any.... -- Haunt
Flummax -- I'm not even sure what your name means, but I'm glad I won. -- Pauline
Lassie -- Bark! Woof woof! -- Hendrick
Tom Sawyer -- Hmmm, nicely done I suppose. -- Oswald
Boy George -- Me wins! -- Bai
Mr. Clean -- (sneezing juicily) Euwh! That smells awful! And you humans think us
dogs like bad smells, your noses are DEAD. You KILLED them with your awful
chemicals. -- The Err Mutt
P.S. I should probably have buried you in the sand, to maybe scrub some of that
smell off.
P.P.S. What you need to do is go find a good alley and roll in something.
Yellow Jacket -- Now you've got doghairs all over that jacket. Good! It's part of
my job. -- Bully Boy
P.S. That's why I'm a black-and-white dog. My hairs will show on ANYTHING. Well,
except some of those tweed things that are kind of like actually WEARING a dog, but
that's okay.
Pauline -- Oh, cool! Another she-dog! (sniff, snork, sniff-sniff) (yelp) Um...
wrong time, I guess. Maybe later. -- Flummax
Hendrick -- I smell it now. You're an "underdog" because you're so low-bred. No
Good Dog would treat me like that. -- Lassie
P.S. Probably one of those horrid, uncanine "lapdogs."
Red Barchetta -- Ha! People thought they could TRICK me with one of those wind-up
things that hurts your teeth and tastes bad, but I am the Little Big Dog, I am not
fooled! -- Little Big Dog the Victorious
Clark Kent -- What? (hurrying down the alley) Did I miss that Phone Booth? Did the
marking wear off? I'll have to mark fix this! -- The Err Mutt
Franz -- (mournful look) Perhaps you'd like this Really Ripe Bone? It's an
especially good one. -- Lassie
Oswald -- Yes. -- Little Big Dog
Our congratulations to Macs. -- Spot and the Red Dog Gang
Lord Protector Macs -- I have searched everywhere, well, many places, and I have been
unable to locate Mervin Dree's list of Things to Give Graduating Gladiators. So I
will merely give you a salute and a Fare Well. -- Arenamaster Harkon
P.S. Gifts aren't in my job description anyway.
23 October 2007
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!! There is
still time for you to join in on the competition. The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!
ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).
RULES and SCORING
Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
NEED MORE INFORMATION
Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator. He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ERETHISM was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KEN DEW was butchered by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JUGGERNAUT was easily killed by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BIG NOSE was slaughtered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
UNSCRODWORTHY was assassinated by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOB was murdered by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TOM KATT was dealt death by MONSTER MANALGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ONE was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SO NOT THAT GUY was executed by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PHILOPHES was assassinated by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
NOT THAT GUY was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
LIMELIGHT lost to THE BUNISHER in a 2 minute gory beginner vs. expert Bloodfeud fight.
STITCHES overpowered FLUMMAX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PAULINE overpowered YELLOW JACKET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CORK was devastated by MR. CLEAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BAI subdued TOM SAWYER in a popular 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
SHANNON was overcome by LASSIE in a 1 minute novice vs. expert Challenge conflict.
RED BARCHETTA overpowered THE ERR MUTT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
MACS savagely defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory master's brawl.
BURNT OFFERINGS was overpowered by BULLY BOY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
SCORN BREAD was overpowered by HENDRICK in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
FRANZ bested MYSTIQUE in a 2 minute contest.
PUSILLANIMOUS luckily beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 5 minute brutal fight.
ROLLDOZER was executed by ODALISQUE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
RYEHARD handily defeated LIMRICK in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
LITTLE BIG DOG subdued TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight.
HANS GRUBER overpowered OSWALD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUBLIN was savagely slain by EARTHSHINE in a popular 1 minute brutal novice's duel.
GALWAY was vanquished by CARROT TOP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TAXMAN outwaited WARM PIRATE in a tiresome 18 minute beginner's bout.
PEEPS overcame VAPOR TRAIL in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
RED WINTER defeated WWFSMD in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
OVERTIME luckily beat EDIE in a popular 6 minute brutal novice's match.
CHALLAH POINT was beaten by SPIRITWALKER in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
VENGANZA demolished DWAYNE THE DOG in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SPAG. MONSTER was defeated by STAR in a 3 minute novice's struggle.
NOODLY APPENDIX demolished DWAYNE THE DOG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRIVATE EYE outwaited THE WITCH in a exciting 8 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 34 - 3 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 72 - 76 - 3 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 34 - 2 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 30 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 23 - 2 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 19 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 37 - 5 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 21 - 2 34 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 19 - 1 10 |
Turn 429 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 9 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PAULINE 4997 9 5 0 76 UNDERDOGS (5)
SLASHING ATTACK FRANZ 5021 8 5 1 52 UNDERDOGS (5)
TOTAL PARRY PUSILLANIMOUS 8192 5 0 0 43 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
WALL OF STEEL MYSTIQUE 7932 3 1 0 40 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BULLY BOY 7447. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE WITCH 8428. The ten other most popular fighters were EDIE 8429, PAULINE
4997, BAI 8386, RED BARCHETTA 8366, HENDRICK 5022, FRANZ 5021, EARTHSHINE 8392, PEEPS
8396, THE BUNISHER 8341, and STITCHES 8245.
The least popular fighter this week was WARM PIRATE 8407. The other ten least
popular fighters were TAXMAN 8397, PRIVATE EYE 8425, CHALLAH POINT 8389, OVERTIME
8394, GALWAY 8372, DUBLIN 8374, OSWALD 8385, ROLLDOZER 8342, MYSTIQUE 7932, and BURNT
OFFERINGS 8054.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MACS (60-7797) THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SLANT EDISON 2598 (53-21-1) 6 3 0 MY ROCK BAND
CHIP 4413 (29-25-1) 3 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS
SUPERIOR FORCES 3654 (49-81-2) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES II
PEPE LE FUNK 4570 (36-28-1) 0 2 0 EASTERN HORDE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALFALFA BIRD 3283 (71-46-0) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES II
MALT-O-MEAL 7527 (27-14-1) 3 3 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOODLUST CCVI 3676 (26-17-0) 11 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
TINY TIM 6042 (25-7-1) 6 3 0 CRAZY CREEPS
VIPER LXXI 7566 (16-12-0) 4 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
MADONNA 7780 (25-16-2) 3 3 0 THINGS ILL NEVER GET
HARSIESUS 6871 (19-17-1) 1 3 0 INQUISITION SG-1
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WILLOW 6659 (10-4-2) 5 3 0 DARK TOGS
SUNSHINE 7593 (9-7-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601
THE AVENGING SCROD 7649 (20-12-1) 0 2 0 4000 BLOWS
TYVEK 7478 (9-7-0) 0 2 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE RIDDLER 7852 (12-8-2) 4 3 0 CRAZY CREEPS
RETRIBUTION XXIX 8259 (8-1-0) 2 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
911 7936 (9-6-0) 5 3 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
GAZREK 7858 (6-4-0) 4 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
LOKI IX 7860 (8-3-0) 3 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
PANAMON 8087 (6-5-0) 0 2 0 WING HOVE
WEKA DART 7979 (7-5-1) 0 2 0 WING HOVE
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SALACIOUS 8166 (2-2-0) 4 1 0 DEAD ELOQUENT KNIGHTS
RAZOR XXV 8154 (5-2-0) 11 3 0 DEATH STUDS XII
HANS GRUBER 7931 (1-1-0) 7 3 0 VILLAINOUS LEGION
BURNT OFFERINGS 8054 (6-0-1) 6 3 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
PLUM 8094 (1-1-1) 5 3 0 FRUIT OF THE LOOM
PAUL BEARER 8082 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 FUNKY FOLK
GOUHL 2885 (1-0-1) 2 3 0 VISIONIST INC
I OWN INDIMAR 8084 (3-5-0) 2 3 0 4000 BLOWS
KELLY FABULOUS 8221 (4-3-0) 2 3 0 THE BUNKHOUSE
ODALISQUE 8121 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS
PAR 8297 (2-3-1) 2 3 0 WING HOVE
PUSILLANIMOUS 8192 (4-0-0) 1 3 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS
PEACH FUZZ 8095 (3-1-1) 0 2 0 FRUIT OF THE LOOM
TWIG 8096 (1-1-1) 0 2 0 FRUIT OF THE LOOM
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STITCHES 8245 (1-3-0) 12 3 2 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
EDWARD KINGSLEY 8330 (4-0-1) 10 3 1 TPW FOREVER
THE BUNISHER 8341 (4-0-1) 8 3 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN
ZOMBIELUST 8181 (4-0-0) 7 3 0 4000 BLOWS
ROLLDOZER 8342 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN
SHRIVELLED PRUNE 8177 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 FRUIT OF THE LOOM
ERETHISM 8251 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS
HOWLER XIII 8302 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
RYEHARD 8339 (3-1-1) 3 3 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN
OSWALD 8385 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 UNDERDOGS
BEAST XVII 8303 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
FEZ 7878 (1-3-0) 1 3 0 MY BEST BUDS 2
SCORN BREAD 8343 (3-1-0) 0 2 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SKRITCHLE 8283 (0-0-0) 2 1 1 DEAD 4000 BLOWS
BESS AMAY 8370 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 FUNKY FOLK
TAXMAN 8397 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 PURE EVIL
ACIDULOUS 8384 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS
MAITRE BOULANGER 8350 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 LA BOULANGE
KHOTA 8315 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ELFEN LIED
L'APPRENTI 8351 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 LA BOULANGE
NANA 8361 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ELFEN LIED
NYU 8290 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ELFEN LIED
RAMBO 8382 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS
CHUCK NORRIS 8381 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS
DONALD 8380 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS
CHALLAH POINT 8389 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN
GOOFY 8379 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS
JOHNNY FOURHOOVES 8399 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE BUNKHOUSE
LE FOURNER 8354 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 LA BOULANGE
OVERTIME 8394 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 PURE EVIL
BOB KATZ 8337 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 FUNKY FOLK
CARROT TOP 8398 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 PURE EVIL
GROSE PELLE 8352 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 LA BOULANGE
LUCY 8281 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD ELFEN LIED
PEEPS 8396 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 PURE EVIL
RED WINTER 8304 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 VILLAINOUS LEGION
THE BILLS 8395 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD PURE EVIL
YUKA 8344 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 ELFEN LIED
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BEEROPOLY 5374 (14-13-1) 7 3 0 INGRATE WHITE NORTH
BULUMUZ 1763 (14-8-0) 4 3 0 THE POWERS THAT BE
THE BRICK 6342 (8-3-0) 3 3 0 HIT ME WITH...
LAR'EH WALKER 5825 (12-8-1) 1 3 0 INGRATE WHITE NORTH
HENRIETTA 4627 (13-9-0) 0 2 0 UNDERDOGS
JOSHUA 3496 (13-11-0) 0 2 0 UNDERDOGS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
EDDIE THE ECHO 3770 (10-8-1) 6 3 0 DEATH STUDS VII
COBRA XXI 7725 (7-3-0) 2 1 0 DEAD DEATH STUDS VII
GAZRIK'S GHOST 6172 (5-5-0) 5 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
HOWDY DOODY 2636 (1-4-0) 4 3 0 CRAZY CREEPS
GELRIS 5384 (6-4-0) 1 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
FALOPIAN 7498 (4-5-0) 0 2 0 GOIN' TUBIN'
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STORM FIRE 7597 (5-3-1) 8 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601
LAMPSONIUS 875 (1-2-0) 4 3 0 4000 BLOWS
ENIGMA XXV 7871 (3-7-0) 3 3 1 DEATH STUDS XII
MELVIN 1739 (9-5-2) 1 3 0 UNDERDOGS
RUKGAZ 7564 (10-4-0) 0 2 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
ZARSIN 2882 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 VISIONIST INC
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GAZRUK 7475 (2-1-0) 5 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
TYVIN LXIX 7648 (3-3-1) 4 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
BOSCO 43 (5-3-0) 2 3 0 UNDERDOGS
JORDAN 6658 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 DARK TOGS
TARANDIR 2881 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 VISIONIST INC
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PUSILLANIMOUS 8063 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS
INFERIOR VENA CAVA 7872 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 GOIN' TUBIN'
TYVIN 8072 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2
URETHRA 7834 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 GOIN' TUBIN'