DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/14/2007    Duedate: 12/27/2007

COLLUSION COVE ARENA

DM-60    TURN-431

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOKI IX
DEATH STUDS VII (301)
(60-7860) [9-3-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOKI IX                        MYSTIQUE
DEATH STUDS VII (301)          VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
(60-7860) [9-3-1,126]          (60-7932) [5-1-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HENDRICK                       SPIRITWALKER
UNDERDOGS (5)                  DREAMTIME (633)
(60-5022) [10-5-0,49]          (60-8431) [2-1-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH STUDS VII (301)       57
2. VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)     51      FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
3. FUNKY FOLK (565)            28      Unchartered Team
4. DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)  24
5. 4000 BLOWS (107)            24      PURE EVIL (629)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PURE EVIL (629)            9   5  0 64.3   1/ 6*VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)   9  5 1
 2/ 0 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)   12   8  6 60.0   2/ 3*PURE EVIL (629)           9  5 0
 3/ 4 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   117  81  7 59.1   3/ 1 UNDERDOGS (5)             9  6 0
 4/ 2*HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)      20  14  2 58.8   4/ 4*PASTAFARIANS (630)        8  7 0
 5/ 5 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    504 401 18 55.7   5/ 2 RED DOG GANG (476)        7  8 0
 6/ 7 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       580 479 19 54.8   6/ 7 DEATH STUDS XII (602)     6  4 1
 7/ 6 LUROCIANS VI (431)       115  95  8 54.8   7/ 9*HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)      6  9 0
 8/16*VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)   14  12  1 53.8   8/10*DREAMTIME (633)           6  9 0
 9/ 3*PASTAFARIANS (630)         8   7  0 53.3   9/ 5 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)    5  3 2
10/ 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430) 219 198 13 52.5  10/12 LUROCIANS VI (431)        5  5 1
11- 8 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  59  55  4 51.8  11/13*CELTIC PRIDE (628)        5 10 0
12/ 9 UNDERDOGS (5)            275 269 15 50.6  12/18 DEATH STUDS VII (301)     4  2 2
13-10*LA BOULANGE (626)          2   2  0 50.0  13/17 RESCUE RANGERS (362)      3  4 1
14/11 DEATH STUDS XII (602)     33  36  5 47.8  14/16*THE EYES HAVE IT (632)    3  4 0
15/13 4000 BLOWS (107)         684 758 31 47.4  15-15*LA BOULANGE (626)         2  2 0
16-15 WING HOVE (529)          109 130  6 45.6  16/ 0 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)   2  2 0
17/14 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    80  97  2 45.2  17/ 8 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        2  2 0
18/21*THE EYES HAVE IT (632)     3   4  0 42.9  18/19 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 FUNKY FOLK (565)          62  88  7 41.3  19/22 FUNKY FOLK (565)          2  7 1
20/19*CELTIC PRIDE (628)         8  12  0 40.0  20/20 4000 BLOWS (107)          2  7 0
21/20*DREAMTIME (633)            6   9  0 40.0  21-11*RUSH REBORN (627)         2  8 1
22/22 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591)  74 117  6 38.7  22-14 THINGS ILL NEVER G (601)  1  0 0
23/23 RED DOG GANG (476)       370 608  5 37.8  23/ 0 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (430)  1  1 0
24/24 RESCUE RANGERS (362)      17  28  2 37.8  24/21 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    1  8 0
25-25*RUSH REBORN (627)          4  14  2 22.2  25/24*ELFEN LIED (623)          0  2 0
26-26*VISIONIST INC (259)        1   5  1 16.7  26-25*VISIONIST INC (259)       0  1 0
27/27*ELFEN LIED (623)           0  12  0  0.0  27-23 WING HOVE (529)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 290): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 582): DIRK DARKBLADE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 581): BWUCE REE of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 574): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 571): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 570): JUST A WIN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 568): PIKE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 563): DR TRINAIRE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 530): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 524): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 515): HAIRY BEAR of THE BEARS II (Papa BearBostock, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 238): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 417): LENNALGIRE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): OBSESSION of SCENT OF A WOMAN (The Sentinel, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 467): WARPATH of X-FORCE (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 290): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 582): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 580): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 574): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 571): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 570): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 568): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 563): RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 533): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 524): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 515): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 417): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 467): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 581): WOLFBROTHER of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 563): DR TRINAIRE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 524): VALGARD of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 237): SHY ANN of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Listen, Burnt Offerings, you have to understand that no dog--you can't really
call those hairy little Pekinese noise-makers DOGS, can you?--cares if something is a
bit burnt on the edges.  We live to eat it, regardless.

                                     Bully Boy

P.S.  Advice for today:  Kiss your friends, bite your enemies, never leave a cat
unchased because they need the exercise, go out and play in the snow, come in and
take a nap.  Life is really pretty simple, you know.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out COLLUSION COVE 
to see what's new.  Too bad, UNDERDOGS, but VILLAINOUS LEGION was just too good to be 
stopped.  The guys at DEATH STUDS VII like really pulled together to get a 3-1-1 this 
turn, moving up by 6.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, VILLAINOUS LEGION! 
'Cause they got 4-0-1 and moved up to 1st!  MVP award for RETRIBUTION XXIX?  DEATH 
STUDS VII's proud of him after beating LLUCKY DAY and getting 19 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  FRANZ got smashed by GAZREK, and lost 15 points!  Boo, hoo!  
LOKI IX slew (slaught?  slet?) BULLY BOY!  Actually I never liked him much.  He just 
wanted to fight all the time.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of PASTAFARIANS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what PURE EVIL's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from PASTAFARIANS, that's fer sher.  Can 
RED DOG GANG's LASSIE be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  LLUPERIOR LLORCES must not be a good enough fighter to get in 
fair fights.  He challenged HOFFA.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they 
tell me.) I thought LLUPERIOR LLORCES showed great skill and promise when he was 
subdued by HOFFA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All COLLUSION COVE ever talks about is 
fighting!  Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because ENIGMA XXV had 
4-7-1 was no reason for DEATH STUDS XII to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  
What a bummer!  GRUNT VI got wasted by MYSTIQUE!  But with a 7-7-2, I guess DEATH 
STUDS XII aren't too bummed.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOKI IX 7860                  9   3  1   126       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TYVEK 7478                    9   7  0   108       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
-THE AVENGING SCROD 7649      20  12  1   105       4000 BLOWS (107)
 PAULINE 4997                 11   5  0    99       UNDERDOGS (5)
-WRATH LIX 7899               10   3  0    99       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-JACK THE RIPPER 7487         20  14  0    96       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-THE RIDDLER 7852             12   8  2    95       CRAZY CREEPS (207)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE WITCH 7542             21  15  0    89       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-TIGER TY 7665                16  14  1    86       WING HOVE (529)
-JAVA 7779                     9   4  0    85       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
 HOFFA 7713                   17  26  0    83       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
-VENREK 7477                  14   5  0    81       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 LLUGS AND LLISSES 5887       13  13  1    81       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 RETRIBUTION XXIX 8259         9   1  0    77       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 YELLOW JACKET 7627           13  36  1    76       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LLUPERIOR LLORCES 5956       12   7  1    72       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 LLUCKY DAY 6021              11   9  1    71       LUROCIANS VI (431)
-911 7936                      9   7  0    68       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MYSTIQUE 7932                 5   1  1    66       VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
 LIMPY LIMPY 7046              5   4  0    59       LUROCIANS VI (431)
 BURNT OFFERINGS 8054          6   3  1    57       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUSILLANIMOUS 8192            6   0  0    55       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 GAZREK 7858                   7   4  0    53       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 RAZOR XXV 8154                6   3  0    52       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 HENDRICK 5022                10   5  0    49       UNDERDOGS (5)
 BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868        8   4  1    46       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-WEKA DART 7979                7   5  1    46       WING HOVE (529)
 HANS GRUBER 7931              4   1  0    44       VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-THE LBA 7810                  8   3  0    43       THINGS ILL NEVER GET (601)
-ODALISQUE 8121                3   0  2    41       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-ZOMBIELUST 8181               5   0  0    39       4000 BLOWS (107)
-CLARK KENT 8196               7   3  0    38       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 DEATH STUD 8211               6   4  1    37       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 I OWN INDIMAR 8084            4   6  0    36       4000 BLOWS (107)
 TWIG 8096                     2   1  1    35       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 PAUL BEARER 8082              2   1  0    35       FUNKY FOLK (565)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENGANZA 8408                 3   0  0    33       PASTAFARIANS (630)
-GOUHL 2885                    1   0  1    33       VISIONIST INC (259)
 FRANZ 5021                    8   7  1    32       UNDERDOGS (5)
 THE BUNISHER 8341             6   1  1    32       HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
 FLUMMAX 8193                  5  11  0    31       RED DOG GANG (476)
 LITTLE BIG DOG 8355           5   3  0    31       RED DOG GANG (476)
-PANAMON 8087                  6   5  0    30       WING HOVE (529)
 BAI 8386                      4   1  0    30       UNDERDOGS (5)
 PLUM 8094                     2   1  1    30       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 LLAPPY LLILMORE 7133          3   6  0    27       LUROCIANS VI (431)
-STITCHES 8245                 2   4  0    27       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
 PEACH FUZZ 8095               3   2  1    26       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 TAXMAN 8397                   3   0  0    25       PURE EVIL (629)
 RED WINTER 8304               2   1  0    25       VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
 RYEHARD 8339                  5   2  1    24       HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
 SCORN BREAD 8343              4   3  0    24       HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
 LASSIE 8194                   4  12  0    24       RED DOG GANG (476)
 CORK 8373                     3   1  0    24       CELTIC PRIDE (628)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWLER XIII 8302              2   0  1    22       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-PAR 8297                      2   3  1    20       WING HOVE (529)
 MICKEY FINN 8442              1   1  0    18       CELTIC PRIDE (628)
 SHRIVELLED PRUNE 8177         1   1  0    18       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 AN AVERAGE JOE 7281           2   4  1    17       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 JEN ASIDE 8439                1   1  1    17       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 BEAST XVII 8303               2   2  0    16       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 OSWALD 8385                   2   3  0    15       UNDERDOGS (5)
 OVERTIME 8394                 3   0  0    14       PURE EVIL (629)
 THE ERR MUTT 8322             2   8  0    14       RED DOG GANG (476)
 MR. CLEAN 8307                2   5  1    13       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 WARM PIRATE 8407              2   1  0    13       PASTAFARIANS (630)
 SPIRITWALKER 8431             2   1  0    12       DREAMTIME (633)
 NOODLY APPENDIX 8404          2   1  0    12       PASTAFARIANS (630)
 SANDMAN 8441                  2   0  0    12       VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-RAMBO 8382                    1   0  0    12       RESCUE RANGERS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STAR 8427                     3   0  0    11       DREAMTIME (633)
-DONALD 8380                   1   0  0    11       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
-L'APPRENTI 8351               1   0  0    11       LA BOULANGE (626)
 GOOFY 8379                    1   1  1    10       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
-LE FOURNER 8354               1   0  0    10       LA BOULANGE (626)
 CHALLAH POINT 8389            1   2  0    10       HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
-COCO NUTS 8163                1   0  0    10       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 CARROT TOP 8398               2   1  0     9       PURE EVIL (629)
 SHANNON 8375                  2   2  0     9       CELTIC PRIDE (628)
 PRIVATE EYE 8425              2   1  0     9       THE EYES HAVE IT (632)
-EARTHSHINE 8392               1   1  1     9       RUSH REBORN (627)
-LIMELIGHT 8365                1   3  1     8       RUSH REBORN (627)
-VENGRAZ 8018                  1   1  0     8       DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (430)
 PEEPS 8396                    1   2  0     7       PURE EVIL (629)
-CHUCK NORRIS 8381             0   1  0     7       RESCUE RANGERS (362)
 CHONDROMALACIA 8432           1   1  0     6       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 LIMRICK 8376                  1   3  0     6       CELTIC PRIDE (628)
-TOM SAWYER 8369               1   3  0     6       RUSH REBORN (627)
-EYE SPY 8421                  1   0  0     6       THE EYES HAVE IT (632)
 WILD FLOWER 8443              1   1  0     5       DREAMTIME (633)
-BOY GEORGE 8378               1   2  0     5       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
 EDIE 8429                     0   3  0     4       DREAMTIME (633)
 GALWAY 8372                   0   4  0     4       CELTIC PRIDE (628)
 YUKA 8344                     0   1  0     3       ELFEN LIED (623)
 NAAN VIOLENT 8433             0   2  0     2       HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
 THE EX 8436                   0   2  0     2       PURE EVIL (629)
-VAPOR TRAIL 8393              0   2  0     2       RUSH REBORN (627)
 BUZZ SAWYER 8456              0   1  0     1       FUNKY FOLK (565)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OH DEAR 8457            0  1 0 4000 BLOWS 107       SPYMASTER             431  NONE
OH MY 8458              0  1 0 4000 BLOWS 107       JORGE BLACK ORC       431  NONE
DUBLIN 8374             1  1 0 CELTIC PRIDE 628     EARTHSHINE 8392       429   
ONE 8453                0  1 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 579 JORGE BLACK ORC       431  NONE
ENIGMA XXV 7871         4  8 1 DEATH STUDS XII 602  ARENAMASTER HARK      431  NONE
GRUNT VI 7980           7  7 2 DEATH STUDS XII 602  MYSTIQUE 7932         431   
ZENAR 8347              0  1 0 DEMONS OF DARKNE 430 FIRST TOGS CHAMP      431  NONE
NOPE 8459               0  1 0 DREAMTIME 633        BORED ELF             431  NONE
THE WITCH 8428          0  2 0 DREAMTIME 633        HOWLER XIII 8302      430   
BOB KATZ 8337           0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 565       ARNIE SHEW            431  NONE
ROLLDOZER 8342          3  2 0 HOUSE OF GRAIN 625   ODALISQUE 8121        429   
SPAG. MONSTER 8406      1  2 0 PASTAFARIANS 630     JEN ASIDE 8439        431   
WWFSMD 8405             0  3 0 PASTAFARIANS 630     GOOFY 8379            431   
BULLY BOY 7447         20 21 0 RED DOG GANG 476     LOKI IX 7860          431   
RED BARCHETTA 8366      1  3 0 RUSH REBORN 627      ODALISQUE 8121        430   
EAR WAX 8455            0  1 0 THE EYES HAVE IT 632 SPYMASTER             431  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- It was very nice to see Death Stud use a LITTLE ingenuity and send in some
personals.  Rumor had it that someone considered one interesting.  That is so nice.
-- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

     Of course, he's also already sending them in late.  TOGS hasn't even started
     yet! -- Ed.

Bully Boy -- Bad dog!  Bad dog!  (That was a form of Congrats) -- From all The Crazy
Creeps

Death Stud -- Yea verily.  Verily little. -- The Crazy creeps Scribe

Little Big Dog -- I didn't mean to hurt you--just to give you a pat.  I guess I did
not know my own strength. -- Clark Kent

Shannon -- You are one cleanin' momma! -- Mr. Clean

FONZ = Frightful Oafs Nearing Zilch
     Anonymous (but CC affiliated)

Hapsteronious Hubba Bubba Clubberific Chrissy Madissy! -- The Creepster

And from the rest of us.....
May your Christmas be merry
And your New Year prosperous.
     Crazy Creeps Everywhere

Pastafarians -- Smooth move, having Venganza challenge Galway, who was ONLY 13 points
lower than Venganza.  What a genius you must be. -- Celtic Pride

Bai -- Well, I can see why you're an under-dog, you're too short to be a fine,
upstanding over-dog like me.  In fact, you'd look darned silly if you tried it.  I
suppose it's your size that makes you hyperactive, huh?  The Rat Terrier Syndrome.
Oh, well. -- Flummax

Clark Kent -- Darn!  Talk about the perfidy of people!  I lead you to the BEST phone
booth, a veritable Grand Central Station Bulletin Board of phone booths, and you
shove me away with your foot and close the door!  It's infamous! -- Little Big Dog

Grunt Vi -- (backing away coughing and spitting)  You're supposed to roll in some mud
after you meet a skunk, not go around FLAUNTING it.  You're as bad as those darned
weasels themselves. -- Lassie

The Friendly Constable chased me with a butterfly net!  Is he crazy?  I mean, he
swooped at me, and I put one foot into his net just to be friendly and helpful back,
and that net just got all ripped up to heck.  Does he have eye problems?  Can't he
SEE that I'm a lot bigger than a butterfly? -- The Err Mutt, confused

The Crazy Creeps Scribe -- The Fonz is okay.  He's got this great-tasting leather
jacket, after all. -- Bully Boy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENIGMA XXV was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOB KATZ was butchered by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NOPE was killed by BORED ELF in a exciting 4 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
EAR WAX was unbelievably slain by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ONE was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
OH DEAR was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
OH MY was butchered by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
ZENAR was butchered by FIRST TOGS CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
WILD FLOWER was viciously subdued by HOWLER XIII in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
LLUGS AND LLISSES vanquished BURNT OFFERINGS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LLUPERIOR LLORCES was defeated by HOFFA in a slow 5 minute expert's Challenge duel.
RETRIBUTION XXIX overpowered LLUCKY DAY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GRUNT VI was assassinated by MYSTIQUE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
DEATH STUD handily defeated LLAPPY LLILMORE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BAI was bested by HANS GRUBER in a popular 1 minute amateur vs. master Challenge bout.
AN AVERAGE JOE was vanquished by FLUMMAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BEAST XVII lost to SCORN BREAD in a 1 minute brutal Challenge fray.
NOODLY APPENDIX was devastated by I OWN INDIMAR in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
PEEPS was outlasted by STAR in a 9 minute novice's Challenge bout.
PRIVATE EYE beat GALWAY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
JEN ASIDE butchered SPAG. MONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
VENGANZA vanquished LASSIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WWFSMD was put to death by GOOFY in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
BULLY BOY was butchered by LOKI IX in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
YELLOW JACKET was overpowered by PAULINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE BUNISHER was overpowered by RAZOR XXV in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
GAZREK demolished FRANZ in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLACK WIDOW XLIII was viciously subdued by LIMPY LIMPY in a popular 7 minute fray.
HENDRICK overpowered PEACH FUZZ in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TWIG beat RYEHARD in a 1 minute fight.
PAUL BEARER overpowered SHRIVELLED PRUNE in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
THE ERR MUTT was demolished by MICKEY FINN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LITTLE BIG DOG overpowered SHANNON in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
PLUM bested EDIE in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran vs. amateur duel.
OSWALD was unbelievably bested by CORK in a action packed 1 minute gory bout.
MR. CLEAN was luckily beaten by TAXMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
RED WINTER demolished CARROT TOP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OVERTIME luckily beat CHONDROMALACIA in a crowd pleasing 12 minute novice's duel.
CHALLAH POINT overcame THE EX in a 1 minute novice's duel.
WARM PIRATE luckily beat NAAN VIOLENT in a 4 minute gruesome beginner's battle.
LIMRICK was bested by SANDMAN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
SPIRITWALKER viciously subdued YUKA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's conflict.
BUZZ SAWYER was handily defeated by TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  29 -  3      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  41 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         STRIKING ATTACK   80 -  85 -  6      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  42 -  5      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  36 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  23 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        10 -  19 -  1      34  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  19 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  20 -  1       9  |

Turn 431 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  8         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LOKI IX 7860                9   3  1  126 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
TOTAL PARRY      RETRIBUTION XXIX 8259       9   1  0   77 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
SLASHING ATTACK  LLUPERIOR LLORCES 5956     12   7  1   72 LUROCIANS VI (431)
WALL OF STEEL    MYSTIQUE 7932               5   1  1   66 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
LUNGING ATTACK   HANS GRUBER 7931            4   1  0   44 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
PARRY-STRIKE     TWIG 8096                   2   1  1   35 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HENDRICK 5022.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SPIRITWALKER 8431.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIMPY LIMPY 7046, 
CHONDROMALACIA 8432, GALWAY 8372, BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868, EDIE 8429, MR. CLEAN 8307, 
PAUL BEARER 8082, NAAN VIOLENT 8433, HOWLER XIII 8302, and RETRIBUTION XXIX 8259.

The least popular fighter this week was OVERTIME 8394.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STAR 8427, HOFFA 7713, LLUPERIOR LLORCES 5956, YUKA 8344, WARM PIRATE 
8407, CARROT TOP 8398, TAXMAN 8397, PEACH FUZZ 8095, FRANZ 5021, and THE BUNISHER 
8341.