DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/25/2008 Duedate: 02/07/2008
COLLUSION COVE ARENA
DM-60 TURN-434
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE AVENGING SCROD
4000 BLOWS (107)
(60-7649) [21-12-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE AVENGING SCROD TAXMAN
4000 BLOWS (107) PURE EVIL (629)
(60-7649) [21-12-1,110] (60-8397) [5-1-0,42]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MR OBLIVIOUS 911
THE UPSTARTS III (510) CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
(60-6413) [16-17-0,99] (60-7936) [9-8-0,74]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HOUSE OF GRAIN (625) 47
2. GENX PERFECT HITS (620) 41 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
3. 4000 BLOWS (107) 40 Unchartered Team
4. CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579) 38
5. ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 36 PURE EVIL (629)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625) 31 18 2 63.3 1/ 1 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625) 11 4 0
2/ 3 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615) 19 13 7 59.4 2/ 3*PASTAFARIANS (630) 8 7 0
3/ 4 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 120 85 7 58.5 3/ 4 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615) 7 5 1
4/ 5 DEATH STUDS VII (301) 507 405 19 55.6 4/ 2*PURE EVIL (629) 7 8 0
5/ 1*PURE EVIL (629) 16 13 0 55.2 5/ 7 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591) 5 1 0
6/ 6 CRAZY CREEPS (207) 583 481 19 54.8 6/ 6 DEATH STUDS XII (602) 5 6 0
7- 7 NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 718 614 26 53.9 7/ 5 RED DOG GANG (476) 5 8 0
8/11*PASTAFARIANS (630) 16 14 0 53.3 8-12 WING HOVE (529) 4 0 0
9- 9 WILD CARDS (148) 777 699 33 52.6 9/20*GENX PERFECT HITS (620) 4 2 0
10/12 UNDERDOGS (5) 279 278 15 50.1 10/13*ELFEN LIED (623) 4 2 0
11-15 HIT ME WITH... (503) 70 77 3 47.6 11-14 NATURAL DISASTERS (159) 4 4 0
12/14 THE UPSTARTS III (510) 69 76 3 47.6 12/11 UNDERDOGS (5) 4 9 0
13/16 DEATH STUDS XII (602) 38 42 5 47.5 13/16*CELTIC PRIDE (628) 4 11 1
14/13 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 85 94 2 47.5 14-17 HIT ME WITH... (503) 3 1 1
15/17 4000 BLOWS (107) 687 762 31 47.4 15- 8*DREAMTIME (633) 3 2 0
16-18 TPW FOREVER (619) 21 24 3 46.7 16/27 CRAZY CREEPS (207) 3 2 0
17-19 WING HOVE (529) 113 130 6 46.5 17-18 TPW FOREVER (619) 3 2 0
18/20 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605) 16 19 1 45.7 18- 9 FUNKY FOLK (565) 3 4 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-21*THE EYES HAVE IT (632) 5 6 0 45.5 19/15 DEATH STUDS VII (301) 3 4 1
20-22 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (586) 36 44 1 45.0 20/28 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518) 3 4 0
21-23*DREAMTIME (633) 9 11 0 45.0 21/30 4000 BLOWS (107) 3 4 0
22/32*GENX PERFECT HITS (620) 4 5 0 44.4 22/ 0 MEDICAL BIOHAZARD (585) 2 1 0
23/24 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579) 82 103 2 44.3 23-21 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (586) 2 2 0
24-25 CREEPSTERESE (606) 15 21 3 41.7 24-19*THE EYES HAVE IT (632) 2 2 0
25-26 FUNKY FOLK (565) 65 92 8 41.4 25-22 CREEPSTERESE (606) 2 3 0
26/27 BUGS, SLUGS & THUG (591) 79 118 6 40.1 26/25 THE UPSTARTS III (510) 2 3 0
27-28*LA BOULANGE (626) 2 3 0 40.0 27/29 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579) 2 6 0
28/29 RED DOG GANG (476) 375 616 5 37.8 28/10 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605) 2 7 0
29-30 RESCUE RANGERS (362) 17 29 2 37.0 29/ 0*LUROCIANS T308 (636) 1 2 0
30/31*CELTIC PRIDE (628) 12 23 1 34.3 30- 0*RUSH REBORN (627) 0 9 0
31/ 0*LUROCIANS T308 (636) 1 2 0 33.3 31/33 THE BUNKHOUSE (595) 0 3 0
32/ 0 MEDICAL BIOHAZARD (585) 18 38 4 32.1 32-32 WILD CARDS (148) 0 2 0
33/33*ELFEN LIED (623) 4 14 0 22.2 33-26 RESCUE RANGERS (362) 0 1 0
34- 0*RUSH REBORN (627) 4 23 2 14.8 34-34*LA BOULANGE (626) 0 1 0
35/ 0*NO HAMMER HAMMERZ (635) 0 1 0 0.0 35/ 0*NO HAMMER HAMMERZ (635) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 291): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 584): SCRUFF of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 577): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 574): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 573): FLEX of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 571): MOLDRAUN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 566): JACK STRAW of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 536): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 527): LORIMINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 518): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 420): ELEPHANT DUNG of WILD KINGDOM (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 193): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 470): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 291): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): DEADMAN'S HAND (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 584): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 577): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 574): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 573): AMAZONS (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 571): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 566): GOTHIC (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 536): FRENETIC CREED (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 527): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 518): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 239): FIRE INC. (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 420): THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 470): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): FARSHOT of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
(turn 584): DIRK DARKBLADE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 583): BWUCE REE of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 536): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 526): FORANDIN of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): JUANITA of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 518): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
COLLUSION COVE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. With any luck, I can sneak
into The Victory Tavern and join GENX PERFECT HITS' celebration over their good
record this turn. 9th place, not bad. If The Victory Tavern is buying drinks for
CRAZY CREEPS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 2-1-0 makes
for a big thirst. Oh, this is too good to be true! VILLAINOUS LEGION has fallen to
28th place after going 1-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? Gee, I'm impressed, a
3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, 4000 BLOWS, the Fates teach humility, and the
Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SCORN BREAD win a
fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, I OWN INDIMAR beat NULN'S PET SOCK and
NULN'S PET SOCK lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and
inability to defend the throne, DUNNO has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start
setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as THE
AVENGING SCROD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh,
heh. The Victory Tavern, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From COLLUSION COVE's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. PURE EVIL, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were
this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it
looks like PASTAFARIANS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. LASSIE was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now look at this. THE
BUNISHER challenged down 22 against PURE EVIL's TAXMAN. What a weasel! Question now
is, will COLLUSION COVE accept this sort of tacky behavior? THE BUNISHER beating
TAXMAN. The insult, the....yech!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for COLLUSION
COVE's morgue. More variety. I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone
else. Anyway, this turn it came. FRANZ's 8-9-1 has earned him the Dark Arena. And
now a passing thought on a warrior dying young (CARROT TOP of PURE EVIL): You had
your chance and now you're dead. Oh well... Nipped in the bud, you might say, was
WHACK-A-STUD of THE UPSTARTS III this turn. Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as
have a belly laugh. Heh heh. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE AVENGING SCROD 7649 21 12 1 110 4000 BLOWS (107)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOSSED SALAD 6987 15 12 1 113 HIT ME WITH... (503)
HOFFA 7713 20 26 0 105 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
THE RIDDLER 7852 13 8 2 105 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
VOLMAX 7592 6 5 0 101 MEDICAL BIOHAZARD 4 (585)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ERUPTION 7310 13 10 1 100 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
MR OBLIVIOUS 6413 16 17 0 99 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-DUNNO 6988 11 17 1 99 HIT ME WITH... (503)
-WRATH LIX 7899 10 3 0 99 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-WEEZY DANG 7909 9 7 0 98 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-JACK THE RIPPER 7487 20 14 0 96 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-TIGER TY 7665 17 14 1 93 WING HOVE (529)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LOKI IX 7860 9 4 1 90 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-WHITE WITCH 7542 21 15 0 89 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-AIMLESS 7967 13 7 0 88 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-SUNSHINE 7593 9 7 0 86 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
YELLOW JACKET 7627 15 37 1 83 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (591)
-FLASH FIRE 7390 15 12 0 81 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-ANDROGENOUS STRAIN 6412 11 18 0 81 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-ALLAN JOHNSON 8232 11 5 0 75 TPW FOREVER (619)
-RETRIBUTION XXIX 8259 9 2 0 75 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
911 7936 9 8 0 74 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-BUSTED NUTS 7134 11 10 1 71 HIT ME WITH... (503)
-LAVA TUBE 7393 12 8 1 69 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868 10 4 1 68 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-FLICKED BOOGERS 6989 15 13 0 67 HIT ME WITH... (503)
DEATH STUD 8211 8 5 1 67 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BUNISHER 8341 9 1 1 66 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
HENDRICK 5022 12 6 0 65 UNDERDOGS (5)
ENIGMA XXV 7871 5 9 1 65 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
-3D'S NOT L33T 7833 9 5 3 60 WILD CARDS (148)
I OWN INDIMAR 8084 5 6 0 58 4000 BLOWS (107)
-WEKA DART 7979 8 5 1 57 WING HOVE (529)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MYSTIQUE 7932 5 3 1 56 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
ODALISQUE 8121 4 0 2 56 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-EDWARD KINGSLEY 8330 4 0 1 55 TPW FOREVER (619)
SCORN BREAD 8343 6 4 0 52 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
CLARK KENT 8196 8 3 0 50 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-HANS GRUBER 7931 5 2 0 50 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-ZIGGERZAG 7153 8 2 0 48 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
-RESPECT THE PACKAGE 7832 8 6 0 46 WILD CARDS (148)
-TOWEL BOY 8265 3 1 1 46 TPW FOREVER (619)
ZOMBIELUST 8181 6 0 0 45 4000 BLOWS (107)
-PAUL BEARER 8082 3 2 0 44 FUNKY FOLK (565)
HOWLER XIII 8302 4 0 2 43 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
TWIG 8096 4 2 1 43 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
-BURNT OFFERINGS 8054 6 5 1 42 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-RAZOR XXV 8154 6 4 0 42 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
TAXMAN 8397 5 1 0 42 PURE EVIL (629)
GREEN DISEASE 7718 4 7 2 42 MEDICAL BIOHAZARD 4 (585)
-PESMERGA 7813 5 7 0 39 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
PLUM 8094 3 3 1 39 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
LASSIE 8194 6 13 0 38 RED DOG GANG (476)
CORK 8373 5 2 0 38 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
FLUMMAX 8193 7 12 0 36 RED DOG GANG (476)
PUSILLANIMOUS 8192 6 1 0 36 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
NULN'S PET SOCK 7465 7 3 0 35 THE UPSTARTS III (510)
LITTLE BIG DOG 8355 6 5 0 34 RED DOG GANG (476)
COCO NUTS 8163 2 0 0 34 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RYEHARD 8339 6 4 1 33 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHRIVELLED PRUNE 8177 3 1 1 33 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
BOY GEORGE 8378 3 2 0 33 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-JEN ASIDE 8439 2 2 2 33 FUNKY FOLK (565)
-PANAMON 8087 7 5 0 32 WING HOVE (529)
PEACH FUZZ 8095 4 4 1 31 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
-VIKI 8261 2 0 0 31 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
-SETH DRAVEN 8231 3 1 1 30 TPW FOREVER (619)
CHALLAH POINT 8389 3 3 0 29 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
BEAST XVII 8303 3 4 0 28 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
BAI 8386 5 3 0 27 UNDERDOGS (5)
-PAR 8297 3 3 1 27 WING HOVE (529)
-SKI DOOSKI 8284 3 0 1 27 CREEPSTERESE (606)
STITCHES 8245 2 5 0 27 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-RED WINTER 8304 2 1 0 25 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVERTIME 8394 5 1 0 23 PURE EVIL (629)
NOODLY APPENDIX 8404 4 2 0 23 PASTAFARIANS (630)
-KELLY FABULOUS 8221 4 3 0 23 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
ACIDULOUS 8384 1 0 0 23 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
NAAN VIOLENT 8433 3 2 0 22 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
WARM PIRATE 8407 4 2 0 20 PASTAFARIANS (630)
NYSTERIOUS WAYS 8464 3 0 0 20 PASTAFARIANS (630)
-KHOTA 8315 1 0 0 20 ELFEN LIED (623)
-NANA 8361 1 0 0 20 ELFEN LIED (623)
CHONDROMALACIA 8432 2 3 0 19 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-WATER SPOUT 8013 2 1 0 19 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
LIMRICK 8376 2 5 0 19 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
-YOBANGER 8059 2 3 0 19 CREEPSTERESE (606)
-AN AVERAGE JOE 7281 2 5 1 18 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
MR. CLEAN 8307 3 7 1 17 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
VENGANZA 8408 3 3 0 16 PASTAFARIANS (630)
DAY BY DAY 8338 1 0 0 15 GENX PERFECT HITS (620)
-EDIE 8429 1 3 0 14 DREAMTIME (633)
-STAR 8427 4 0 0 13 DREAMTIME (633)
-PRIVATE EYE 8425 3 1 0 13 THE EYES HAVE IT (632)
-YUKA 8344 2 1 0 13 ELFEN LIED (623)
100 PUNKS 8491 1 0 0 13 GENX PERFECT HITS (620)
KING ROCKER 8246 0 1 0 13 GENX PERFECT HITS (620)
-RAMBO 8382 1 0 0 12 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
SHANNON 8375 2 5 0 11 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
-CURT SHIFF 8479 1 1 0 11 FUNKY FOLK (565)
SHAMIKA 8513 1 0 0 11 LUROCIANS T308 (636)
-READY, STEADY, GO 8249 1 0 0 11 GENX PERFECT HITS (620)
-DONALD 8380 1 0 0 11 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
MIMIC 8499 1 0 0 11 VILLAINOUS LEGION (605)
-WILD YOUTH 8296 1 0 0 11 GENX PERFECT HITS (620)
-L'APPRENTI 8351 1 0 0 11 LA BOULANGE (626)
-HARD CIDER 7981 1 1 0 11 WILD CARDS (148)
GALWAY 8372 1 6 1 10 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
-GOOFY 8379 1 1 1 10 RESCUE RANGERS (362)
-LIMELIGHT 8365 1 5 1 10 RUSH REBORN (627)
-WILD FLOWER 8443 2 2 0 9 DREAMTIME (633)
FUSILLI JERRY 8486 1 1 0 9 PASTAFARIANS (630)
-SPIRITWALKER 8431 2 2 0 8 DREAMTIME (633)
-TOM SAWYER 8369 1 5 0 8 RUSH REBORN (627)
-LE FOURNER 8354 1 1 0 8 LA BOULANGE (626)
-EARTHSHINE 8392 1 3 1 7 RUSH REBORN (627)
MICKEY FINN 8442 1 4 0 7 CELTIC PRIDE (628)
THE EX 8436 1 4 0 7 PURE EVIL (629)
EQUIPOLLENT 8492 0 1 0 7 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
LUCY 8454 0 1 0 7 ELFEN LIED (623)
MCSCROD 8481 0 1 0 7 4000 BLOWS (107)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NYU 8290 0 1 0 7 ELFEN LIED (623)
IRON HYDE 8452 1 0 0 6 MEDICAL BIOHAZARD 4 (585)
JOHNNY FOURHOOVES 8399 0 1 0 5 THE BUNKHOUSE (595)
-VAPOR TRAIL 8393 0 4 0 4 RUSH REBORN (627)
BB BULLY BOY 8477 0 3 0 3 RED DOG GANG (476)
-FREEWILL 8468 0 1 0 1 RUSH REBORN (627)
TEMPE FACER SCROD 8506 0 1 0 1 NO HAMMER HAMMERZ (635)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ONE 8490 0 1 0 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 579 ARENAMASTER HARK 434 NONE
GRUNT VI 7980 7 7 2 DEATH STUDS XII 602 MYSTIQUE 7932 431 REVENGED
THE WITCH 8428 0 2 0 DREAMTIME 633 HOWLER XIII 8302 430 NOT REVENGED
A- 8514 0 1 0 LUROCIANS T308 636 JORGE BLACK ORC 434 NONE
C 8515 0 1 0 LUROCIANS T308 636 ARENAMASTER HARK 434 NONE
SPAG. MONSTER 8406 1 2 0 PASTAFARIANS 630 JEN ASIDE 8439 431 REVENGED
WWFSMD 8405 0 3 0 PASTAFARIANS 630 GOOFY 8379 431
CARROT TOP 8398 4 2 0 PURE EVIL 629 HOWLER XIII 8302 434
PEEPS 8396 1 5 0 PURE EVIL 629 SPYMASTER 434 NONE
BULLY BOY 7447 20 21 0 RED DOG GANG 476 LOKI IX 7860 431
THE ERR MUTT 8322 2 9 0 RED DOG GANG 476 GALWAY 8372 432
RED BARCHETTA 8366 1 3 0 RUSH REBORN 627 ODALISQUE 8121 430 NONE
UNSCRODWORTHY 8516 0 1 0 THE BUNKHOUSE 595 ARENAMASTER HARK 434 NONE
WHACK-A-STUD 8349 3 1 0 THE UPSTARTS III 510 SHRIVELLED PRUNE 8177 434
FRANZ 5021 8 10 1 UNDERDOGS 5 BORED ELF 434 NONE
WHAM 8496 0 1 0 VILLAINOUS LEGIO 605 SPYMASTER 434 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
FONZ = oh, who really cares?
Anonymous
Viki -- What? You eluded me? You need to be cleaned, Bimbo! -- Mr. Clean
Dunno -- Congratulations on being the top nut in Aradi. -- All Us Crazy Creeps
Death Stud -- Nice little personals. Yes. With little time on your hands, you got
them in with a little time to spare. There is little to complain of with you. Very
little. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe
Good luck to all at The Face. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe et al
FONZ = Frolicking Ornery Neophyte Zulus
Aradi Antagonists a.k.a. TOGS Tuffies -- Blood Feud Seeker died in the first round of
the Rookies Facer! Might as well send the No Hammer Hammerz survivors to Aradi this
cycle! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Abattoir Scarlet Knight/Order of Lost Souls/Aradi
Antagonist/TOGS Tuffie
Death Studders -- A poop joke? Really? That's what you came up with? Ok, I guess
if that's what you find fu...really, a poop joke? Uhm sure good for you I guess...
you go stud. Huh. -- Anti
Ed. -- So..."it" is getting close. I bet you're just counting down the days with
baited breath, huh? -- Anti
No, actually I'm hoping that if I pretend everything is normal, it will just go
away and not bother me. -- Ed.
P.S. Any way you can switch off the HTML in your e-mail?
Is it Togs time? Should we shut up the guildhouse and leave the island for a while?
-- Spot, trying to figure out what happens next
Do I get to come too? -- Ed.
Twig -- There's no help for it, a dog of decent size (as opposed to, say, a
Chihuahua) can't chase a twig. There just isn't enough to grip. I could barely have
laid a tooth on you if I'd been trying, and being a Good Dog, I wasn't really trying
to bite. That may have been my mistake. -- Lassie
Flicked Boogers -- And people say DOGS have gross and vulgar habits. Like they have
anything to point at with pride! -- Little Big Dog
Burnt Offerings -- Ah, good stuff. Clears the system. Not that it matters, I'm a
dog. I eat anything that doesn't eat me first. It's our greatest strength. --
Flummax
Eye Spy -- Ow! That really hurts my teeth, when I end up dragging them over some
kind metal hide. Why couldn't you be something alive that I could bite? -- BB Bully
Boy
15 January 2008
Order of Lost Souls
Where there is a beginning, there is an end. Where there is a whole, there is a
part. Where there is light, there is dark. All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
Many a person has walked this land in one form or another. Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows? Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place. Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure. Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others. They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge. They are flesh and blood of one sort of another. They cast a shadow as
all things living do. Blood courses through their veins.
These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere. Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others. These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold. For not even time can find those that
are truly lost. Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games. In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other. It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been. LIFE.
A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land. The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other. They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch. The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change. No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped. Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole. A discussion ensued between them. They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing. Then
came the next thought. If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
The group settled down to think things through. They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept. They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones. If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
This was how it began and how it still is. The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began. The original members numbered six. They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch. These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them. Through blood and
death they lived through others. One day hoping to live for themselves. For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FRANZ was butchered by BORED ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PEEPS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
UNSCRODWORTHY was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WHAM was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ONE was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
A- was assassinated by JORGE BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
C was butchered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STITCHES was overpowered by LASSIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
THE BUNISHER viciously subdued TAXMAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
HENDRICK vanquished TWIG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CLARK KENT vanquished PEACH FUZZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ZOMBIELUST won victory over LITTLE BIG DOG in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
OVERTIME was savagely defeated by PLUM in a 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
HOWLER XIII assassinated CARROT TOP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BOY GEORGE devastated WARM PIRATE in a 4 minute brutal mismatched Challenge conflict.
CHONDROMALACIA was demolished by LIMRICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MR. CLEAN was handily defeated by CORK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
FUSILLI JERRY won victory over MICKEY FINN in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
THE EX was vanquished by BEAST XVII in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THE RIDDLER devastated YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOFFA outlasted 911 in a exciting 7 minute veteran's bout.
THE AVENGING SCROD beat VOLMAX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Title match.
MR OBLIVIOUS devastated DEATH STUD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
I OWN INDIMAR vanquished NULN'S PET SOCK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ODALISQUE handily defeated FLUMMAX in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ENIGMA XXV devastated BAI in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
PUSILLANIMOUS was viciously subdued by SCORN BREAD in a popular 5 minute match.
RYEHARD was defeated by GREEN DISEASE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SHANNON lost to NAAN VIOLENT in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
CHALLAH POINT handily defeated VENGANZA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GALWAY was overpowered by NOODLY APPENDIX in a 1 minute uneven competition.
COCO NUTS overpowered BB BULLY BOY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHRIVELLED PRUNE slaughtered WHACK-A-STUD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NYSTERIOUS WAYS defeated TEMPE FACER SCROD in a exciting 2 minute novice's fight.
KING ROCKER was beaten by ACIDULOUS in a 2 minute fray.
DAY BY DAY luckily beat LUCY in a 6 minute contest.
100 PUNKS vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EQUIPOLLENT was narrowly defeated by IRON HYDE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
MCSCROD was overpowered by MIMIC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
JOHNNY FOURHOOVES was narrowly defeated by SHAMIKA in a 6 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 31 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 48 - 5 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 12 - 12 - 2 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 STRIKING ATTACK 83 - 87 - 6 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 23 - 2 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 39 - 2 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 60 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 17 - 0 6 |
Turn 434 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL THE AVENGING SCROD 7649 21 12 1 110 4000 BLOWS (107)
STRIKING ATTACK THE RIDDLER 7852 13 8 2 105 CRAZY CREEPS (207)
BASHING ATTACK VOLMAX 7592 6 5 0 101 MEDICAL BIOHAZARD 4 (585)
LUNGING ATTACK THE BUNISHER 8341 9 1 1 66 HOUSE OF GRAIN (625)
PARRY-STRIKE TWIG 8096 4 2 1 43 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
TOTAL PARRY TAXMAN 8397 5 1 0 42 PURE EVIL (629)
AIMED BLOW COCO NUTS 8163 2 0 0 34 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MR OBLIVIOUS 6413. The most popular warrior this
turn was 911 7936. The ten other most popular fighters were SCORN BREAD 8343, THE
BUNISHER 8341, VOLMAX 7592, ENIGMA XXV 7871, GREEN DISEASE 7718, NYSTERIOUS WAYS
8464, THE AVENGING SCROD 7649, JOHNNY FOURHOOVES 8399, ZOMBIELUST 8181, and PLUM
8094.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 7713. The other ten least popular
fighters were WARM PIRATE 8407, MCSCROD 8481, LUCY 8454, TEMPE FACER SCROD 8506, BB
BULLY BOY 8477, GALWAY 8372, VENGANZA 8408, RYEHARD 8339, PUSILLANIMOUS 8192, and
FLUMMAX 8193.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
THE AVENGING SCROD (60-7649) 4000 BLOWS (107)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes