DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/03/2008    Duedate: 10/16/2008

COLLUSION COVE ARENA

DM-60    TURN-452

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BEAST XVII
DEATH STUDS VII (301)
(60-8303) [13-11-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIRITWALKER                   APEP
DREAMTIME (633)                NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
(60-8431) [15-4-1,135]         (60-8615) [5-1-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUSTED NUTS                    MONKEY PAW
HIT ME WITH... (503)           MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
(60-7134) [13-25-1,65]         (60-7854) [14-10-2,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH STUDS VII (301)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)      56
2. NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)   31      ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
3. FUNKY FOLK (565)            14      Unchartered Team
4. DREAMTIME (633)             11
5. DEATH STUDS VII (301)        9NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   180 115  8 61.0   1/ 1 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    10  4 2
 2/ 2*NIHILISTIC ENDEAVO (642)  18  12  0 60.0   2/ 2*NIHILISTIC ENDEAVO (642) 10  4 0
 3/ 4 DEATH STUDS VII (301)    558 438 22 56.0   3/ 4 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)   10  5 0
 4/ 6 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       625 511 24 55.0   4- 6 PASTAFARIANS (630)        5  5 0
 5/ 7 DREAMTIME (633)           52  43  1 54.7   5/ 3 MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)      4  5 1
 6- 8 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)  721 619 26 53.8   6/10 HIT ME WITH... (503)      4  8 0
 7-10 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)   131 132  5 49.8   7- 5 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)    3  2 0
 8-11 PASTAFARIANS (630)        57  58  0 49.6   8/12 WING HOVE (529)           3  3 0
 9-13 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (586)  48  52  3 48.0   9/ 9 FUNKY FOLK (565)          3  5 0
10-14 4000 BLOWS (107)         727 793 32 47.8  10/15*JGW PERISHABLE! (641)     3  9 0
11/12 MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)     104 114  5 47.7  11- 7 4000 BLOWS (107)          2  1 0
12/15 WING HOVE (529)          138 159  7 46.5  12/13 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        2  4 1
13/16 HIT ME WITH... (503)      96 128  4 42.9  13/11 DREAMTIME (633)           1  0 0
14/17 FUNKY FOLK (565)          81 115 10 41.3  14-19*VISIONIST INC (259)       1  3 1
15/20*JGW PERISHABLE! (641)      8  19  0 29.6  15-14 NATURAL DISASTERS (159)   1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-21*VISIONIST INC (259)        2   8  2 20.0  16-21 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (586)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 300): ZIP of Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 603): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 602): WESTON of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 595): DOLBY JOSSEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 592): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 591): STAN DAUFF of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 588): DRALION of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 584): OZZIE CANSECO of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 554): CHUCK ELVIS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 545): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 536): BIG DAVE DIODE of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 437): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 202): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 488): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 300): BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 603): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 602): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 595): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 592): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 591): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 588): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 584): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 554): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 545): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 536): ODDS BODKINS (?, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 248): ZERO (Ice Man, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 437): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 202): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 488): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 602): WESTON of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 594): LIPSTICK of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 588): DRALION of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 583): FRANKLINS TOWER of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 545): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 536): GODZILLA of THE BEARS II (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                 (turn 535): DECEPTIVE DELILA of THE ZEN ZONE (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 248): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                            PAINFUL PEONY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 437): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 201): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for COLLUSION COVE.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but 4000 BLOWS really goofed with their 0-0-0.  The 
guys at JGW PERISHABLE! like really pulled together to get a 1-3-0 this turn, moving 
up by 5.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR!  'Cause 
they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 2nd!  MVP award for ACIDULOUS?  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS' 
proud of him after beating FLICKED BOOGERS and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  BLUE ICE got smashed by APEP, and lost 9 points!  Like DEATH STUDS 
VII's BEAST XVII is sweating since it got challenged by Duelmaster B.C. GOLD!  Was 
that a tear I saw in BEAST XVII's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't 
B.C. GOLD fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  DEATH STUDS VII was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 558-438-22 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are CRAZY CREEPS?  DEATH STUDS VII, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is ZIG-ZAG MAN popular, or what?  He 
was challenged the most in all of COLLUSION COVE!  He's got a 19-16-1, is that good?  
See if I ever talk to SPIRITWALKER again!  ZIG-ZAG MAN was so low when He challenged 
he.  Hhmph!  SPIRITWALKER beat ZIG-ZAG MAN.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised SPIRITWALKER would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAST XVII 8303              13  11  1   106       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIRITWALKER 8431            15   4  1   135       DREAMTIME (633)
-STORM FIRE 7597               9   3  2   125       SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
-STITCHES 8245                13  10  1   105       CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (579)
-MCSCROD 8481                  8   8  1   105       4000 BLOWS (107)
-FLASH FIRE 7390              17  12  0    99       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-ZOMBIELUST 8181              11   7  0    95       4000 BLOWS (107)
 FLICKED BOOGERS 6989         20  25  0    93       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 ACIDULOUS 8384               14   5  0    93       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-VENGANZA 8408                13  10  0    91       PASTAFARIANS (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EQUIPOLLENT 8492             13   6  1    88       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
 B.C. GOLD 7787               15  14  0    86       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 HARUSPEX 8559                13   3  0    77       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-WARM PIRATE 8407             13  10  0    75       PASTAFARIANS (630)
-SISTER MOON 8489              8   7  0    73       DREAMTIME (633)
 WHITE WOLF IX 8593            7   4  1    71       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
 MONKEY PAW 7854              14  10  2    70       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
 WEKA DART 7979               13  17  2    70       WING HOVE (529)
-NOODLY APPENDIX 8404         11  12  0    70       PASTAFARIANS (630)
-HAWAIIAN KONA 7853           10  11  0    69       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAVA TUBE 7393               13   9  1    66       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
 BREMEN 8570                   9   5  0    66       WING HOVE (529)
-AGMOUR 8568                   8   4  0    66       4000 BLOWS (107)
 BUSTED NUTS 7134             13  25  1    65       HIT ME WITH... (503)
-WILD FLOWER 8443             10   9  0    62       DREAMTIME (633)
-STAR 8427                    11   8  0    61       DREAMTIME (633)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APEP 8615                     5   1  0    60       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASP VI 8579                   8   4  0    56       DEATH STUDS VII (301)
-NYSTERIOUS WAYS 8464         11   9  0    53       PASTAFARIANS (630)
-MISS PIGGY 8544               7   7  2    52       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-FEZ 7878                      7  11  0    52       MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
-MASTER EXPLODER 8500          8   7  0    50       4000 BLOWS (107)
-VIKI 8261                     4   2  0    48       SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
-TONTO 8580                    6   4  1    42       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 BLUE ICE 8578                 7   6  0    40       HIT ME WITH... (503)
-CROP CIRCLE 8577              6   6  0    38       PASTAFARIANS (630)
 SANCTIMONIOUS 8627            4   2  0    38       ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
-BROTHER WOLF 8622             3   1  0    38       DREAMTIME (633)
 SHMEGMA 8502                  6  11  1    36       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 THE DECEIVER 8614             4   2  0    34       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRS. ROBINSON 8573            5   6  2    33       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-SHIVA 8642                    4   0  0    33       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
 TESS TOOBES 8629              3   1  0    33       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 FRAIL 8602                    3   2  0    31       JGW PERISHABLE! (641)
 JORMUNGANDR 8613              3   3  0    28       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
-GOUHL 2885                    1   2  1    28       VISIONIST INC (259)
 VIC TOREE 8598                4   3  0    27       FUNKY FOLK (565)
 FU LENG 8617                  2   4  0    24       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
 FLIMSY 8604                   2   4  0    24       JGW PERISHABLE! (641)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PERFECT SNOTLING 8403         1   2  0    22       SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
 BRITTLE 8605                  2   5  0    20       JGW PERISHABLE! (641)
 BREAKABLE 8606                1   5  0    18       JGW PERISHABLE! (641)
-WATER SPOUT 8013              2   3  0    17       NATURAL DISASTERS (159)
-DAROON 8326                   1   1  1    17       VISIONIST INC (259)
 BANSHEE XXXI 8632             2   4  0    14       DEATH STUDS VII (301)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOPEY 8566              5  4 0 CRAZY CREEPS 207     WHITE WOLF IX 8593    450   
SENTINEL 8543          10  4 0 CRAZY CREEPS 207     MONKEY PAW 7854       450   
ZOMBIE XXIX 8623        3  3 0 DEATH STUDS VII 301  TONTO 8580            451   
PLATO 8550              9  4 0 GRECO-ROMAN 639      TWIG 8096             448  NONE
ERUPTION 7310          13 11 1 NATURAL DISASTER 159 SPIRITWALKER 8431     449   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I suppose we should say congratulations to all these Lord Protector bums, so
"congrats" to Zig-Zag Man, Odalisque, 911, and Boy George.  And good riddance to all.
(big, beautiful smile) -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Blue Ice -- You did not overpower me.  I WANTED it! -- Mrs. Robinson, stretching
those long, lovely legs

Death Stud, Zombie XXIX -- If Tonto apologizes to you both for the killing of XXIX,
don't believe him. -- The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Zombie -- Me no sorry.  Bwahahahah. -- Tonto

All -- When the UPS guy finally delivers our newest recruits, Fairy Godmother and
Limerick, I shall let you know when they will fight.  Do you really want to know? --
The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Note:  It is perfectly OK for managers to write personals even without TOGS. -- The
Crazy Creeps Scribe

FONZ = aw, heck; who gives a manure pile! -- Us Crazy Creeps

I don't remember any versions of the TOGS rules stating that anyone would be allow to
rename stand-ins--just Dark Arena Monsters.  Clearly, this is another example of
abuse of power by those in charge.  As the first Champion of TOGS, I demand that the
name of "Dwayne the Dog" be changed back to what it was originally. -- Manager

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MRS. ROBINSON was viciously subdued by WHITE WOLF IX in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
B.C. GOLD was demolished by BEAST XVII in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
SPIRITWALKER overpowered ZIG-ZAG MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MONKEY PAW was bested by HARUSPEX in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EQUIPOLLENT devastated WEKA DART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
APEP overpowered BLUE ICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TESS TOOBES devastated FLIMSY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
FLICKED BOOGERS was handily defeated by ACIDULOUS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
ODALISQUE vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BUSTED NUTS was overpowered by BREMEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASP VI overcame JORMUNGANDR in a 1 minute bout.
SHMEGMA was defeated by SANCTIMONIOUS in a exciting 2 minute match.
THE DECEIVER viciously subdued BRITTLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
VIC TOREE subdued BREAKABLE in a 1 minute brawl.
FRAIL overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BANSHEE XXXI was defeated by FU LENG in a popular 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK  137 -  98 -  9      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        48 -  40 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  45 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  61 -  0      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  41 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    83 - 110 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  32 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 452 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BEAST XVII 8303            13  11  1  106 DEATH STUDS VII (301)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIRITWALKER 8431          15   4  1  135 DREAMTIME (633)
WALL OF STEEL    ACIDULOUS 8384             14   5  0   93 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
TOTAL PARRY      HARUSPEX 8559              13   3  0   77 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)
PARRY-STRIKE     BREMEN 8570                 9   5  0   66 WING HOVE (529)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLUE ICE 8578               7   6  0   40 HIT ME WITH... (503)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUSTED NUTS 7134.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MONKEY PAW 7854.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHMEGMA 8502, THE 
DECEIVER 8614, MRS. ROBINSON 8573, WHITE WOLF IX 8593, ACIDULOUS 8384, SPIRITWALKER 
8431, ASP VI 8579, VIC TOREE 8598, BEAST XVII 8303, and EQUIPOLLENT 8492.

The least popular fighter this week was BREAKABLE 8606.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRITTLE 8605, JORMUNGANDR 8613, BUSTED NUTS 7134, FLIMSY 8604, BLUE ICE 
8578, WEKA DART 7979, FLICKED BOOGERS 6989, APEP 8615, HARUSPEX 8559, and B.C. GOLD 
7787.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ZIG-ZAG MAN (60-7083) MY BEST BUDS 2 (542)
ODALISQUE (60-8121) ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (518)