DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/06/2009    Duedate: 03/19/2009

COLLUSION COVE ARENA

DM-60    TURN-463

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAZOR XXV
DEATH STUDS XII (602)
(60-8154) [15-4-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAZOR XXV                      POSITION IS EMPTY
DEATH STUDS XII (602)          
(60-8154) [15-4-0,111]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUSTED NUTS                    SHMEGMA
HIT ME WITH... (503)           HIT ME WITH... (503)
(60-7134) [15-34-1,92]         (60-8502) [13-15-1,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH STUDS XII (602)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH STUDS XII (602)       37
2. SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)  26NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
3. CRAZY CREEPS (207)           1      Unchartered Team
4. LA BOULANGE (626)            0
5. DRAGON FLIGHT (640)          0      MILK BOYS (392)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 NIHILISTIC ENDEAVO (642)  24  16  0 60.0   1/ 1 DEATH STUDS XII (602)     8  2 0
 2/ 1 DEATH STUDS XII (602)     66  48  5 57.9   2/ 2 CRAZY CREEPS (207)        6  4 0
 3/ 2 CRAZY CREEPS (207)       639 529 25 54.7   3/ 3 HIT ME WITH... (503)      4  5 0
 4/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (586)  54  53  3 50.5   4/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (586)  2  0 0
 5- 3*DRAGON FLIGHT (640)        7   8  0 46.7   5- 4*DRAGON FLIGHT (640)       1  0 0
 6- 5 LA BOULANGE (626)         23  30  0 43.4   6- 5 LA BOULANGE (626)         0  2 0
 7/ 4 HIT ME WITH... (503)     113 149  5 43.1   7/ 0 NIHILISTIC ENDEAVO (642)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 612): KEEL HAULER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 614): PYTHAGORAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 608): REDTHORN of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 610): BUDOKUMO of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 609): GERMANICUS of GLADIATORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 607): GULF COAST D of ANARCHY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 303): YAU (DARKFACE) of ZULU NATION (Zulu, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 600): CALLISTO of VENUSIANS (Venus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 301): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 596): SNOWFLAKE of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 594): KORIENELLEN of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 585): ANGUS ARGUS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 548): JEREMY CAMP of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 279): SHADOWCAT HAMMER of MUTANT HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 273): NILES of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 475): AIRSLICER DAN of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 462): BUSTED NUTS of HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 439): MELOST THE GRAY of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 208): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 406): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 398): CORINTHIAN of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 385): HALGAR SNAGTOOTH of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 501): SISTER X of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 612): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 614): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 608): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 610): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 609): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 607): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 303): STEEL AND SILK (Silky, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 600): EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 596): ROMAN HEROES (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 594): RAVAGNING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 585): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 548): LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 578): MIKES HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 273): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 475): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 462): DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 442): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 439): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 208): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 406): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 398): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 385): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 501): DO IT AGAIN et al (Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 607): SIMULARCRUM of DARK CREATION (H.P.L. West, mgr.)
                            WIND RIDER of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 607): GULF COAST D of ANARCHY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                          VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 599): FHRAIN of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 299): BEDLAM of CHAOS (Lord of Chaos, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 585): ANGUS ARGUS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 547): SJORDHAL of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
                             NORILITENNE of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 273): RED DRAGON of CHAOTIX BEASTS (Rillion, mgr.)
                             JETHRO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                 (turn 272): BULLPEN ACE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                             PIZZA PIE PARTY of THINGS I DROOL IN (Nuln, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 474): MOSSIE ROCKTROLL of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 208): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 406): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 405): KOLBAN TEN TAHL of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 384): MESSALIDA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome COLLUSION COVE.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the 
fights have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with 
VIKI?  He actually beat NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR's APEP, and walked away with 18 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 while they watched 
VIKI clobber APEP.  He lost 13 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  I'm sure COLLUSION COVE is excited about RAZOR XXV, the new Duelmaster from 
DEATH STUDS XII.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it 
be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the 
uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  COLLUSION COVE thinks HIT ME 
WITH... and their 113-149-5 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
The bums at CRAZY CREEPS couldn't face the challenges from HIT ME WITH...!  No excuse 
for that!   
     Warriors of COLLUSION COVE unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's 
some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAZOR XXV 8154               15   4  0   111       DEATH STUDS XII (602)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH STUD 8211              14   8  1    99       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 BUSTED NUTS 7134             15  34  1    92       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 VIKI 8261                     7   2  0    92       SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE ICE 8578                12  12  0    80       HIT ME WITH... (503)
 BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868       16   7  1    78       DEATH STUDS XII (602)
 APEP 8615                     8   3  0    68       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHMEGMA 8502                 13  15  1    62       HIT ME WITH... (503)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAITRE BOULANGER 8350         6   3  0    55       LA BOULANGE (626)
-JORMUNGANDR 8613              6   3  0    54       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
 TONTO 8580                    9   9  1    51       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-GLITTERDOOM 8585              5   3  0    51       DRAGON FLIGHT (640)
-LE FOURNER 8354               5   6  0    51       LA BOULANGE (626)
 PERFECT SNOTLING 8403         4   2  0    45       SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MRS. ROBINSON 8573            7   9  2    43       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-L'APPRENTI 8351               6   6  0    40       LA BOULANGE (626)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHIVA 8642                    4   0  0    33       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
-THE DECEIVER 8614             4   3  0    25       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
-LIMERICK 8657                 2   0  0    25       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
 FAIRY GODMOTHER 8656          5   6  0    24       CRAZY CREEPS (207)
-SCROOGE MCDUCK 8676           2   2  1    24       CRAZY CREEPS (207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FU LENG 8617                  2   5  0    22       NIHILISTIC ENDEAVOR (642)
-MERGANDEVIN 8582              1   1  0    21       DRAGON FLIGHT (640)
-ICING DEATH 8584              0   1  0     7       DRAGON FLIGHT (640)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I am going on strike!  No more ads until the FONZ (Flailing Old No-good Zots) returns
to work in Aradi.  Disgusting fools! -- Crazy Creeps Scribe

If I am a godmother, and the FONZ is a fairy, then this spell should work. -- Fairy
Godmother (waving her magic wand)

We have a headache and aren't going to do personals. -- Arenamaster Harkon and the
arena staff

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUSTED NUTS was devastated by RAZOR XXV in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
VIKI demolished APEP in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SHMEGMA was devastated by BLACK WIDOW XLIII in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
BLUE ICE was demolished by DEATH STUD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TONTO vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PERFECT SNOTLING overpowered FAIRY GODMOTHER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  25 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RAZOR XXV 8154             15   4  0  111 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
AIMED BLOW       VIKI 8261                   7   2  0   92 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (586)
TOTAL PARRY      BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868     16   7  1   78 DEATH STUDS XII (602)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUSTED NUTS 7134.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHMEGMA 8502.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAZOR XXV 8154, VIKI 
8261, BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868, DEATH STUD 8211, TONTO 8580, PERFECT SNOTLING 8403, 
APEP 8615, BUSTED NUTS 7134, BLUE ICE 8578, and FAIRY GODMOTHER 8656.

The least popular fighter this week was FAIRY GODMOTHER 8656.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLUE ICE 8578, BUSTED NUTS 7134, APEP 8615, PERFECT SNOTLING 
8403, TONTO 8580, DEATH STUD 8211, BLACK WIDOW XLIII 7868, VIKI 8261, RAZOR XXV 8154, 
and SHMEGMA 8502.