DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/07/2014 Duedate: 11/20/2014
ARADI ARENA
DM-60 TURN-609
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CRAYONS
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9003) [13-4-0,162]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CRAYONS POSITION IS EMPTY
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9003) [13-4-0,162]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CRAYONS CRAYONS
UNNAMEABLES (91) UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9003) [13-4-0,162] (60-9003) [13-4-0,162]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
UNNAMEABLES (91)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UNNAMEABLES (91) 47
2. THE ELITE (677) 10 UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. RED DOG GANG (476) -19 Unchartered Team
HOLY WAR (387)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91) 158 113 3 58.3 1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91) 12 3 0
2/ 2 THE ELITE (677) 35 32 6 52.2 2/ 2 THE ELITE (677) 5 8 0
3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476) 714 999 20 41.7 3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of ARADI. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. UNNAMEABLES had cause
to celebrate, after FOURST DAG got 19 points by beating THE BLUNDERDOG. Win some,
lose some. Speaking of which, FOURST DAG was winsome, after beating THE BLUNDERDOG
and seeing him lose 14 points. Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were
disappointed by WALL OF FUR, of RED DOG GANG, who despite a 23-20-0 couldn't overcome
ARADI's Number 1. Word has it one team in ARADI is taking speech lessons to try to
bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of RED DOG GANG, alone and unchallenged. As a
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE ELITE, so did that sorry team shy
from RED DOG GANG Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and DUCKETT is it right
now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't RED DOG GANG proud! Call 'im brash! Call 'im
brassy! Call 'im brave! Call 'im sassy! NUKKELS will face CATABOK, up by 28.
Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat. It's not whether you win or lose, but how many
points you get (4). Right, NUKKELS?
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Can anything
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARADI? On that giddy note I take
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAYONS 9003 13 4 0 162 UNNAMEABLES (91)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOCK .. TICK 512 14 7 0 119 UNNAMEABLES (91)
WALL OF FUR 8974 23 20 0 92 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARLENE 8964 19 29 4 90 RED DOG GANG (476)
FOURST DAG 9013 7 5 0 86 UNNAMEABLES (91)
ALLAWALLA 9028 10 4 1 83 UNNAMEABLES (91)
THE BLUNDERDOG 8994 15 21 2 68 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZOLO 9038 6 8 1 63 THE ELITE (677)
DUCKETT 8992 12 25 0 61 RED DOG GANG (476)
CATABOK 9021 12 5 0 58 UNNAMEABLES (91)
SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044 6 4 0 57 THE ELITE (677)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KITANA SUKI 9040 6 7 2 42 THE ELITE (677)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NUKKELS 9041 7 7 1 32 THE ELITE (677)
LADY AKSANA 9052 5 1 0 30 THE ELITE (677)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAO LAO LOO 9055 2 4 0 10 RED DOG GANG (476)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP was devastated by ALLAWALLA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ZOLO vanquished DUCKETT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
NUKKELS was subdued by CATABOK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CRAYONS viciously subdued WALL OF FUR in a 2 minute gory master's Title brawl.
ARLENE was overpowered by TOCK .. TICK in a 3 minute mismatched match.
FOURST DAG devastated THE BLUNDERDOG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KITANA SUKI was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LADY AKSANA handily defeated HAO LAO LOO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 1 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 18 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 609 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CRAYONS 9003 13 4 0 162 UNNAMEABLES (91)
WALL OF STEEL TOCK .. TICK 512 14 7 0 119 UNNAMEABLES (91)
TOTAL PARRY WALL OF FUR 8974 23 20 0 92 RED DOG GANG (476)
STRIKING ATTACK FOURST DAG 9013 7 5 0 86 UNNAMEABLES (91)
LUNGING ATTACK ALLAWALLA 9028 10 4 1 83 UNNAMEABLES (91)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CRAYONS 9003. The most popular warrior this turn
was CRAYONS 9003. The ten other most popular fighters were TOCK .. TICK 512,
ALLAWALLA 9028, FOURST DAG 9013, ZOLO 9038, CATABOK 9021, ARLENE 8964, LADY AKSANA
9052, NUKKELS 9041, SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044, and DUCKETT 8992.
The least popular fighter this week was HAO LAO LOO 9055. The other ten least
popular fighters were KITANA SUKI 9040, THE BLUNDERDOG 8994, WALL OF FUR 8974,
DUCKETT 8992, SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044, NUKKELS 9041, LADY AKSANA 9052, ARLENE 8964,
CATABOK 9021, and ZOLO 9038.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PERFECT SNOTLING 8403 (59-30-0) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 8618 (78-51-1) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601
UNZIPPED 4747 (24-15-1) 0 5 0 WITHOUT PERMISSION
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OZ 4067 (51-42-3) 1 3 0 SUNNYDALE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALFALFA BIRD 3283 (71-46-0) 9 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES II
TINY TIM 6042 (38-13-1) 3 3 0 CRAZY CREEPS
HARSIESUS 6871 (31-28-1) 2 3 0 INQUISITION SG-1
EVENING STAR 8819 (20-4-0) 0 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 60
SURFING FOR SMUT 4749 (28-11-1) 0 3 0 WITHOUT PERMISSION
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE SCROD GODDESS 4825 (21-13-0) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES II
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JADE 7756 (5-2-0) 4 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS
CRAYONS 9003 (7-2-0) 2 3 0 UNNAMEABLES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 1 9004 (3-0-1) 9 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR B11
ZOLO 9038 (3-2-1) 0 3 0 THE ELITE
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 2 9020 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR B11
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PINBALL WIZARD 9034 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 DEVIATION
ORC RIND 9029 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SHEWISH BANQUET
MALAVEKIA 9026 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BLACK COLOSSUS
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.