DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/19/2014    Duedate: 01/01/2015

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-612

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOCK .. TICK
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-512) [17-7-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOCK .. TICK                   POSITION IS EMPTY
UNNAMEABLES (91)               
(60-512) [17-7-0,134]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FOURST DAG                     KITANA SUKI
UNNAMEABLES (91)               THE ELITE (677)
(60-9013) [8-7-0,72]           (60-9040) [7-9-2,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNNAMEABLES (91)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RED DOG GANG (476)          22
2. THE ELITE (677)              9      UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. UNNAMEABLES (91)             1      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BANQUET (674)        0
5. THIRSTY THUGS (600)          0      SWEETNESS N' LIGHT (364)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)  30  17  0 63.8   1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)         10  4 1
 2- 2*THIRSTY THUGS (600)       11   7  0 61.1   2/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476)        7  8 1
 3/ 3 UNNAMEABLES (91)         168 117  4 58.9   3/ 2 THE ELITE (677)           6  8 1
 4/ 4 THE ELITE (677)           41  40  7 50.6   4- 4*SHEWISH BANQUET (674)     3  2 1
 5- 5*SHEWISH BANQUET (674)      7   7  1 50.0   5- 5*THIRSTY THUGS (600)       1  0 0
 6- 6 METAL MELTDOWN (344)     290 339 21 46.1   6- 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)  1  1 0
 7/ 7 RED DOG GANG (476)       721 %1007 21 41.7   7- 7 METAL MELTDOWN (344)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ARADI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for THE 
BLUNDERDOG?  RED DOG GANG's proud of him after beating SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP and 
getting 15 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP's match with 
THE BLUNDERDOG cost him a loss of 14 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think TOCK .. TICK should let WALL OF FUR be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  RED DOG GANG was ARADI's most avoided team.  Is there 
some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why THE ELITE's been avoiding 
RED DOG GANG so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is DUCKETT 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of ARADI!  He's got a 13-27-0, 
is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOCK .. TICK 512             17   7  0   134       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALL OF FUR 8974             24  22  0    97       RED DOG GANG (476)
 THE BLUNDERDOG 8994          17  22  2    93       RED DOG GANG (476)
 ALLAWALLA 9028               13   4  1    93       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PREEIRA 8833                  5   5  0    89       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
-TWIDDLE 8823                  9   4  0    85       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
-SILVERTHORN 8840              5   2  0    84       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
 ZOLO 9038                     8   9  1    81       THE ELITE (677)
 FOURST DAG 9013               8   7  0    72       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044      7   6  1    72       THE ELITE (677)
 DUCKETT 8992                 13  27  0    67       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CATABOK 9021                 13   7  0    66       UNNAMEABLES (91)
-JADE 7756                     7   2  0    65       THIRSTY THUGS (600)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KITANA SUKI 9040              7   9  2    55       THE ELITE (677)
 LADY AKSANA 9052              7   2  0    39       THE ELITE (677)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RIZTAB CRACKER 9016           3   0  1    33       SHEWISH BANQUET (674)
-ORC RIND 9029                 2   0  0    29       SHEWISH BANQUET (674)
-DARKBLADE 8827                2   5  0    28       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
-ACE OF SPADES 7480            4   5  0    25       METAL MELTDOWN (344)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRASS 7751                    2   0  0    21       THIRSTY THUGS (600)
 THE 'STIFF 9059               2   0  0    21       RED DOG GANG (476)
-WILD CHILD 7479               3   3  0    18       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
 HAO LAO LOO 9055              3   6  1    16       RED DOG GANG (476)
-RANDOM 7761                   2   1  0    15       THIRSTY THUGS (600)
-RICE WILLAF 9054              1   0  0     9       SHEWISH BANQUET (674)
-MIDNITE MANIAC 7715           0   1  0     5       METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-AMANDA 7744                   0   2  0     2       THIRSTY THUGS (600)
 BEVO 9058                     0   1  0     1       THE ELITE (677)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ARLENE 8964            19 30 4 RED DOG GANG 476     SIR FINBAR GALED 9044 610  JUST REVENGED
NUKKELS 9041            7  8 1 THE ELITE 677        RIZTAB CRACKER 9016   610   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ya know, Shewish Banquet isn't nothing but a bunch of cowards, especially that
manager...a total loser. -- Scorpio

Scorpio -- I make allowances for your inadequacy, you being human and all, no senses
worth speaking of, but There Are Limits.  Arlene was a fine member of our pack, fully
canine within the limits allowed by the Commission (we have to be human-shaped to
fight, unfortunately).  She was a rare (in these parts) Ratani gaze-hound.  We will
miss her. -- Spot
P.S.  They tell me that there are gladiators out there who have the minds and souls
of Chickens.  How do they distinguish them from the "normal" humans?

Three-two, which is acceptable. -- Spot

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZOLO bested FOURST DAG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
KITANA SUKI lost to DUCKETT in a action packed 5 minute Challenge battle.
TOCK .. TICK savagely defeated WALL OF FUR in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
CATABOK was savagely defeated by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
THE BLUNDERDOG devastated SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALLAWALLA bested NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
LADY AKSANA overpowered HAO LAO LOO in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
THE 'STIFF vanquished BEVO in a 3 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  21 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  14 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 612 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    TOCK .. TICK 512           17   7  0  134 UNNAMEABLES (91)
TOTAL PARRY      WALL OF FUR 8974           24  22  0   97 RED DOG GANG (476)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALLAWALLA 9028             13   4  1   93 UNNAMEABLES (91)
STRIKING ATTACK  FOURST DAG 9013             8   7  0   72 UNNAMEABLES (91)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LADY AKSANA 9052            7   2  0   39 THE ELITE (677)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FOURST DAG 9013.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KITANA SUKI 9040.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOURST DAG 9013, TOCK 
.. TICK 512, ALLAWALLA 9028, ZOLO 9038, DUCKETT 8992, LADY AKSANA 9052, WALL OF FUR 
8974, CATABOK 9021, THE BLUNDERDOG 8994, and HAO LAO LOO 9055.

The least popular fighter this week was BEVO 9058.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044, THE 'STIFF 9059, HAO LAO LOO 9055, THE 
BLUNDERDOG 8994, CATABOK 9021, WALL OF FUR 8974, LADY AKSANA 9052, DUCKETT 8992, ZOLO 
9038, and ALLAWALLA 9028.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TOCK .. TICK (60-512) UNNAMEABLES (91)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (518) 
                        PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS  (75) 
                     YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA  (613) 
                    TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR  (519) 
                             SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE  (48) 
                  VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR  (4264) 
                  BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703  (6306) 
                    ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3  (8302) 
                 SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT  (8320) 
                    PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2  (736) 
                    GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906  (1564) 
                    LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY  (2744) 
                  FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C  (3699) 
                     GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND  (4494) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes