DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/27/2015 Duedate: 03/12/2015
ARADI ARENA
DM-60 TURN-617
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZOLO
THE ELITE (677)
(60-9038) [11-10-1,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZOLO POSITION IS EMPTY
THE ELITE (677)
(60-9038) [11-10-1,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ALLAWALLA SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP
UNNAMEABLES (91) THE ELITE (677)
(60-9028) [16-6-1,88] (60-9044) [9-8-1,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE ELITE (677)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE ELITE (677) 20
2. METAL MELTDOWN (344) 12 UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. UNNAMEABLES (91) 6 Unchartered Team
4. MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (680) 0
5. FAVORITE SAYINGS (673) 0 FONZ FAUX PAS (471)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FAVORITE SAYINGS (673) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 2 THE ELITE (677) 8 4 0
2/ 2 UNNAMEABLES (91) 173 131 4 56.9 2/ 3 METAL MELTDOWN (344) 5 4 0
3/ 3 THE ELITE (677) 51 47 7 52.0 3/ 1 RED DOG GANG (476) 5 10 0
4/ 4 METAL MELTDOWN (344) 295 343 21 46.2 4- 4*FAVORITE SAYINGS (673) 2 1 0
5/ 5 RED DOG GANG (476) 735 %1018 22 41.9 5/ 5 UNNAMEABLES (91) 2 7 0
6- 6*MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (680) 0 1 0 0.0 6- 6*MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (680) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ARADI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, RED DOG GANG, since THE
ELITE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see JAWS win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly. And it's
out with the old, in with the new, as ZOLO takes the Title and last week's bar tab
from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Blind Cyclops Inn, humph! I've tasted
better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From ARADI's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
ARADI, I am losing what little hope I had in you. UNNAMEABLES the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like THE ELITE avoided them the
most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in ARADI to get a drink than The Blind Cyclops
Inn! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks,
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZOLO 9038 11 10 1 104 THE ELITE (677)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BLUNDERDOG 8994 20 24 2 93 RED DOG GANG (476)
SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044 9 8 1 91 THE ELITE (677)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALLAWALLA 9028 16 6 1 88 UNNAMEABLES (91)
DUCKETT 8992 15 30 0 75 RED DOG GANG (476)
CATABOK 9021 14 11 0 70 UNNAMEABLES (91)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACE OF SPADES 7480 7 5 0 56 METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-KITANA SUKI 9040 8 10 2 54 THE ELITE (677)
LADY AKSANA 9052 10 3 0 49 THE ELITE (677)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE 'STIFF 9059 5 2 0 29 RED DOG GANG (476)
HAO LAO LOO 9055 6 8 2 28 RED DOG GANG (476)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILD CHILD 7479 3 3 0 18 METAL MELTDOWN (344)
JAWS 9078 1 2 0 17 RED DOG GANG (476)
-HANDS ON 9006 1 0 0 13 FAVORITE SAYINGS (673)
-DREAM 9010 1 0 0 11 FAVORITE SAYINGS (673)
-YOUR BETRAYAL 9057 2 0 0 10 METAL MELTDOWN (344)
-BEVO 9058 1 3 0 7 THE ELITE (677)
-SIR YVAIN 9076 0 1 0 7 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (680)
-FULL MONTY 9007 0 1 0 7 FAVORITE SAYINGS (673)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
18 AND LIFE 7264 0 1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344 SPYMASTER 617 NONE
OH MICKEY! 9081 0 1 0 METAL MELTDOWN 344 MONSTER MANALGER 617 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Arenamaster Harkon/Scorpio -- We will nonetheless "Announce Ourselves," we are Metal
Meltdown, managed by Destitute Noble. We have served Aradi proudly over the years,
produced many graduates, and one Tournament Champion, Rattlesnake Shake. We hope to
be sticking around for a while! -- Ace of Spades
Excellent. -- Harkon
Elite -- I bring forth good and bad news to you. I'm in talks about closing down
this stable soon. Good news is that once Finbar become Lord Protector, I'm moving on
making you all free. -- Scorpio
What if we don't want to be free? -- Lady Aksana *clearly pissed and teary eyed*
Well then you can hold down the stable until I return. -- Scorpio
Zolo -- You'll probably graduate first, but I'm thinking of retiring you. You could
oversee the Elite if you'd like. -- Scorpio
It would be me pleasure, with me old budy Nukkels not around, me spirit is sad. --
Zolo
Understood, good Dwarf. -- Scorpio
Kitana -- That leaves you, what's your choice? -- Scorpio
To help Zolo. -- Kitana Suki
Kitana -- Very well. Bevo, we're going to take a walk. You're just not cut out for
this type of thing. -- Scorpio
Scorpio -- *gulp* W-w-where to Lord S-s-scorpio? -- Bevo
Bevo -- Where else? The Dark Arena. -- Scorpio *clicking his pen and writing
something on a small notepad*
Scorpio -- I want to continue fighting even after Sir Finbar leaves!! -- Lady Aksana
*clearly emotional*
Aksana -- It all depends on how well you continue to perform until that time, then.
-- Scorpio
Scorpio -- Just watch me then. -- Lady Aksana
Sir Yvain -- Good sir, I don't know if there's enough room in this good arena for two
Knights of the Order. When you get strong enough pup, I dare say we fight! -- Sir
Finbar Galedeep
One-four, with the Blunderdog getting "head of the pack." We won't let him bark for
you, though, because he's the only Dog I know who can open his mouth and trip over
his own tongue. -- Spot
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
18 AND LIFE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
OH MICKEY! was slaughtered by MONSTER MANALGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THE BLUNDERDOG was overcome by ZOLO in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Title match.
CATABOK was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute brutal veteran's contest.
ALLAWALLA viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
DUCKETT was bested by SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP in a 3 minute mismatched match.
LADY AKSANA viciously subdued THE 'STIFF in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
ACE OF SPADES vanquished HAO LAO LOO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JAWS won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 1 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 23 - 4 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 617 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ZOLO 9038 11 10 1 104 THE ELITE (677)
STRIKING ATTACK SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044 9 8 1 91 THE ELITE (677)
LUNGING ATTACK ALLAWALLA 9028 16 6 1 88 UNNAMEABLES (91)
BASHING ATTACK ACE OF SPADES 7480 7 5 0 56 METAL MELTDOWN (344)
PARRY-RIPOSTE LADY AKSANA 9052 10 3 0 49 THE ELITE (677)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALLAWALLA 9028. The most popular warrior this turn
was SIR FINBAR GALEDEEP 9044. The ten other most popular fighters were ALLAWALLA
9028, CATABOK 9021, LADY AKSANA 9052, ZOLO 9038, DUCKETT 8992, JAWS 9078, THE
BLUNDERDOG 8994, ACE OF SPADES 7480, 18 AND LIFE 7264, and OH MICKEY! 9081.
The least popular fighter this week was HAO LAO LOO 9055. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE 'STIFF 9059, OH MICKEY! 9081, 18 AND LIFE 7264, ACE OF
SPADES 7480, THE BLUNDERDOG 8994, JAWS 9078, DUCKETT 8992, ZOLO 9038, LADY AKSANA
9052, and CATABOK 9021.
A REMINDER
On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on
everything, including your personals and diplos!
All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.
Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we
don't know where it belongs. Thank you.
-- A lowly mailroom slave