DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/04/2015    Duedate: 12/17/2015

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-637

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SILVERTHORN
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
(60-8840) [8-2-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SILVERTHORN                    INSANE IVAN
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)       WEIRD STUDENTS (681)
(60-8840) [8-2-0,117]          (60-9086) [4-1-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY AKSANA                    PREEIRA
THE ELITE (677)                SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
(60-9052) [17-12-1,68]         (60-8833) [5-7-0,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (681)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (681)        50
2. VICISSITUDE (679)           31      SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
3. UNNAMEABLES (91)            20      Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)    12
5. THE ELITE (677)             11      WEIRD STUDENTS (681)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (681)      16   6  0 72.7   1- 1 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348)  8  2 0
 2/ 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)  38  20  0 65.5   2/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (681)      7  1 0
 3/ 3 UNNAMEABLES (91)         213 167  6 56.1   3/ 4 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)  5  3 0
 4- 4 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 170 156 13 52.1   4/ 5 THE ELITE (677)           5 10 1
 5/ 5 THE ELITE (677)           84  94 10 47.2   5/ 2 UNNAMEABLES (91)          4  8 0
 6/ 0*VICISSITUDE (679)          1   8  0 11.1   6/ 0*VICISSITUDE (679)         1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ARADI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, INGRATE WHITE NORTH, since 
WEIRD STUDENTS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see INSANE IVAN win a fight and gain 26 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, INSANE IVAN beat KILLBAR and KILLBAR lost 21 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, PAM'EHLA 
ANDERSON has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as SILVERTHORN takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ARADI? 
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ARADI's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the ARADI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of ARADI.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are 
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVERTHORN 8840              8   2  0   117       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWIDDLE 8823                 12   4  0   110       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
-PAM'EHLA ANDERSON 5844       10   6  1   101       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEERZILLA 6170               13   9  0    90       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-BEERBARIAN 7361               8   2  1    77       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 PREEIRA 8833                  5   7  0    74       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
 LADY AKSANA 9052             17  12  1    68       THE ELITE (677)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKBLADE 8827                4   6  0    58       SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARFOUR 9103                  5   1  0    55       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 INSANE IVAN 9086              4   1  0    50       WEIRD STUDENTS (681)
 NICE NED 9097                 3   2  0    42       WEIRD STUDENTS (681)
-ERIC GAGN'EH 7402             5   3  0    38       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-KEANU R'EHVES 8991            6   3  1    37       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 SLIPPERY SAM 9084             3   2  0    35       WEIRD STUDENTS (681)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOPELESS HARRY 9088           4   1  0    32       WEIRD STUDENTS (681)
 KILLBAR 9137                  5   1  0    27       UNNAMEABLES (91)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIL' DEAD DUDE 9140           2   1  1    22       THE ELITE (677)
 SCINTILLATION 9118            1   0  0    20       VICISSITUDE (679)
 SMOKING GRETCHEN 9126         2   7  0    13       THE ELITE (677)
 MS. VIKTORIA 9143             1   2  0    11       THE ELITE (677)
 ZOMBIE GIRL 9134              2   3  0     9       THE ELITE (677)
 SCHISM 9116                   0   1  0     1       VICISSITUDE (679)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB        0  0 0                      LIL' DEAD DUDE 9140   637  NONE
DA1 9144                0  1 0 UNNAMEABLES 91       ARENAMASTER HARK      637  NONE
DA2 9145                0  1 0 UNNAMEABLES 91       GARGOYLE PRINCE       637  NONE
DA3 9146                0  1 0 UNNAMEABLES 91       GARGOYLE PRINCE       637  NONE
ALTER 9114              0  1 0 VICISSITUDE 679      BORED ELF             637  NONE
CHANGE 9115             0  1 0 VICISSITUDE 679      FIRST TOGS CHAMP      637  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

For those wondering, the following warrior styles are seemingly "blocked" and 
inappropriately withheld from Terrablood, but their styles are as follows:
    Silverthorn  8840  LU
    Twiddle  8823  AB
    Preeira  8833  LU
    Darkblade  8827  LU
-- Head Umpire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA3 was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was slaughtered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARKON in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ALTER was butchered by BORED ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CHANGE was assassinated by FIRST TOGS CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SILVERTHORN demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
TWIDDLE devastated LADY AKSANA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
PREEIRA was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute expert's melee.
DARKBLADE lost to WARFOUR in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven fight.
KILLBAR was overpowered by INSANE IVAN in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HOPELESS HARRY overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
NICE NED devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SLIPPERY SAM demolished SMOKING GRETCHEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZOMBIE GIRL was overpowered by SCINTILLATION in a 1 minute gory mismatched conflict.
LIL' DEAD DUDE slaughtered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MS. VIKTORIA vanquished SCHISM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  24 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   8 -  1      11  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 637 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SILVERTHORN 8840            8   2  0  117 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
AIMED BLOW       TWIDDLE 8823               12   4  0  110 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LADY AKSANA 9052           17  12  1   68 THE ELITE (677)
PARRY-LUNGE      WARFOUR 9103                5   1  0   55 UNNAMEABLES (91)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLIPPERY SAM 9084           3   2  0   35 WEIRD STUDENTS (681)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY AKSANA 9052.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PREEIRA 8833.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARKBLADE 8827, 
SILVERTHORN 8840, TWIDDLE 8823, WARFOUR 9103, INSANE IVAN 9086, SCINTILLATION 9118, 
LADY AKSANA 9052, NICE NED 9097, MS. VIKTORIA 9143, and DA3 9146.

The least popular fighter this week was SCHISM 9116.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ZOMBIE GIRL 9134, SMOKING GRETCHEN 9126, CHANGE 9115, ALTER 9114, DA2 
9145, LIL' DEAD DUDE 9140, SLIPPERY SAM 9084, HOPELESS HARRY 9088, KILLBAR 9137, and 
DA1 9144.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium