DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2017    Duedate: 05/04/2017

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-670

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLUM
FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
(60-8094) [16-11-2,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PLUM                           GAMMA TRIANGULI
FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)        TRIANGULUM (684)
(60-8094) [16-11-2,95]         (60-9179) [3-0-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PLUM                           TWIG
FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)        FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
(60-8094) [16-11-2,95]         (60-8096) [16-13-2,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNNAMEABLES (91)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)     20
2. TRIANGULUM (684)             8      UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. UNNAMEABLES (91)             7      Unchartered Team

                                       TRIANGULUM (684)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TRIANGULUM (684)           8   5  0 61.5   1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)          7  5 0
 2/ 2 UNNAMEABLES (91)         275 235 11 53.9   2/ 2 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)   5  7 0
 3/ 3 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)   74  65 10 53.2   3/ 3*TRIANGULUM (684)          3  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ARADI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for GAMMA 
TRIANGULI?  TRIANGULUM's proud of him after beating PERSISTENT BEGGAR and getting 8 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SHUSH got smashed by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER, 
and lost 3 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PLUM 
should let M. CHARDINEE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear 
the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLUM 8094                    16  11  2    95       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWIG 8096                    16  13  2    81       FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
 CANCHA 9147                  15  14  0    68       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUSH 9161                    15  13  1    59       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 SHUSH 9160                   14  14  2    58       UNNAMEABLES (91)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIRE WATHA 9218               5   1  0    44       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179          3   0  0    31       TRIANGULUM (684)
 DELTA TRIANGULI 9180          3   4  0    27       TRIANGULUM (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EPSILON TRIANGULI 9181        2   1  0    10       TRIANGULUM (684)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JOLLY ROTTEN 9227       0  1 0 FRUIT OF THE LOO 615 GARGOYLE PRINCE       670  NONE
ROTTEN 9226             0  1 0 FRUIT OF THE LOO 615 ARNIE SHEW            670  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JOLLY ROTTEN was butchered by GARGOYLE PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROTTEN was butchered by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PLUM demolished M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Title melee.
TWIG viciously subdued HUSH in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's contest.
CANCHA devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
SHUSH was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HIRE WATHA defeated DELTA TRIANGULI in a action packed 1 minute melee.
GAMMA TRIANGULI vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  2      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   PLUM 8094                  16  11  2   95 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
PARRY-STRIKE     TWIG 8096                  16  13  2   81 FRUIT OF THE LOOM (615)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANCHA 9147                15  14  0   68 UNNAMEABLES (91)
STRIKING ATTACK  HUSH 9161                  15  13  1   59 UNNAMEABLES (91)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PLUM 8094.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TWIG 8096.  The ten other most popular fighters were PLUM 8094, CANCHA 9147, HIRE 
WATHA 9218, GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179, JOLLY ROTTEN 9227, HUSH 9161, ROTTEN 9226, SHUSH 
9160, DELTA TRIANGULI 9180, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DELTA TRIANGULI 9180.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHUSH 9160, ROTTEN 9226, HUSH 9161, JOLLY ROTTEN 9227, GAMMA 
TRIANGULI 9179, HIRE WATHA 9218, CANCHA 9147, PLUM 8094, TWIG 8096, and  0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.