DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/29/2017    Duedate: 01/11/2018

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-688

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUSH
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9161) [22-24-1,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUSH                           POSITION IS EMPTY
UNNAMEABLES (91)               
(60-9161) [22-24-1,91]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HIRE WATHA                     HIRE WATHA
UNNAMEABLES (91)               UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9218) [17-7-0,89]          (60-9218) [17-7-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNNAMEABLES (91)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIANGULUM (684)             9
2. UNNAMEABLES (91)            -6      UNNAMEABLES (91)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       DA RED EMERALDS (370)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)         308 268 12 53.5   1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)          4  4 0
 2/ 2 TRIANGULUM (684)          21  28  0 42.9   2/ 2 TRIANGULUM (684)          2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in ARADI. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey everybody, 
watch out for DELTA TRIANGULI, who flew up 8 points in the rankings after mashing 
VISITING ORC like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  HUSH was overcame by VIRGINAL GIGOLO and drops 1 
points.  Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, and HIRE 
WATHA has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  With HIRE WATHA clearing the throne, 
UNNAMEABLES of HUSH takes a proud seat as ARADI's new Duelmaster, by virtue of 
recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the ARADI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUSH 9161                    22  24  1    91       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIRE WATHA 9218              17   7  0    89       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELTA TRIANGULI 9180          9  16  0    61       TRIANGULUM (684)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179         10  11  0    41       TRIANGULUM (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EPSILON TRIANGULI 9181        2   1  0    10       TRIANGULUM (684)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAAB 9238               0  1 0 UNNAMEABLES 91       SEA MONSTER           688  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAAB was butchered by SEA MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HIRE WATHA was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute veteran's duel.
HUSH was demolished by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 2 minute bloody uneven Title fight.
GAMMA TRIANGULI was viciously subdued by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 3 minute fight.
DELTA TRIANGULI devastated VISITING ORC in a 3 minute gory uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HIRE WATHA 9218            17   7  0   89 UNNAMEABLES (91)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HIRE WATHA 9218.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HIRE WATHA 9218.  The ten other most popular fighters were DELTA TRIANGULI 9180, 
GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179, HUSH 9161, DAAB 9238,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DAAB 9238.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HUSH 9161, GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179, DELTA TRIANGULI 9180, HIRE WATHA 9218, 
0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

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