DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/11/2019    Duedate: 01/24/2019

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-715

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INAUDIBLE
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9236) [14-3-0,155]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INAUDIBLE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
UNNAMEABLES (91)               
(60-9236) [14-3-0,155]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMMA TRIANGULI                WHALE MEAT
TRIANGULUM (684)               UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9179) [15-33-0,78]         (60-9270) [2-0-1,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNNAMEABLES (91)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNNAMEABLES (91)            27
2. RED DOG GANG (476)          16      UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. TRIANGULUM (684)             1      Unchartered Team
4. THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)      0
5. ELFEN LIED (623)            -6      BLACK JACK HAMMER (479)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)         360 297 16 54.8   1/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91)          8  5 1
 2/ 2 ELFEN LIED (623)          24  23  2 51.1   2/ 2 RED DOG GANG (476)        6  9 0
 3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476)       759 %1055 23 41.8   3- 3 THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)   5  4 0
 4- 4 THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)   19  30  3 38.8   4/ 4 ELFEN LIED (623)          3  1 1
 5/ 5 TRIANGULUM (684)          33  58  0 36.3   5/ 5 TRIANGULUM (684)          0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in ARADI. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey everybody, 
watch out for SUPER BACK, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing DUCKETT 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten 
was CARPET BEGGAR, who dropped 9 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with ROOTY-TOOT.  Well, everybody's pal INAUDIBLE moved his record to 14-3-0 by 
defeating NANA in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 15 recognition points.  An 
apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Congrats to INAUDIBLE for revenging the death of his 
teammate (but more importantly, feeding NANA a bit of dirt).  Ask not the elves for 
counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the ARADI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INAUDIBLE 9236               14   3  0   155       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPER BACK 9250              16   4  3   101       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 LUCY 8454                     9   4  1    93       ELFEN LIED (623)
 NANA 8361                     8   1  1    93       ELFEN LIED (623)
 DUCKETT 8992                 16  43  0    91       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-99% STUPID 8895               8   3  0    88       THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)
-1% BURGER 8896                6   3  1    82       THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)
 GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179         15  33  0    78       TRIANGULUM (684)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAWS 9078                    11   6  0    55       RED DOG GANG (476)
 HAO LAO LOO 9055             11  17  2    52       RED DOG GANG (476)
-NYU 8290                      4   1  0    47       ELFEN LIED (623)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOPE AND CHANGE 8926          3   4  1    29       THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)
 WHALE MEAT 9270               2   0  1    28       UNNAMEABLES (91)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BETA TRIANGULI 9266           1   0  0    22       TRIANGULUM (684)
-FAULTY TOWERS 9175            2   2  1    20       THE MOTHERSHIP AH (662)
 ROOTY-TOOT 9268               3   3  0    18       RED DOG GANG (476)
 SPUD 9269                     3   3  0    12       RED DOG GANG (476)
-EPSILON TRIANGULI 9181        2   1  0    10       TRIANGULUM (684)
 CARPET BEGGAR 9267            1   2  0     7       UNNAMEABLES (91)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 9277                  0  1 0 UNNAMEABLES 91       ARNIE SHEW            715  NONE
HARMLET 9249           10  8 0 UNNAMEABLES 91       NANA 8361             713  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Super Back -- (furious, unintelligible duck-sputtering) -- Duckett
P.S.  And I didn't fall, you pushed me down after I surrendered.

How do the guards survive their ambitions? -- Hao Lao Loo

Hope and Change -- Not HERE.  This is an arena.  The discipline of steel, and all 
that. -- Jaws

Faulty Towers -- Is "faulty" another word for "frustrating"? -- Spud

Carpet Beggar -- I see now why your kind has such an unflattering reputation. -- Rooty 
Toot

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A was butchered by ARNIE SHEW in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
INAUDIBLE vanquished NANA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
DUCKETT was overpowered by SUPER BACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
LUCY savagely defeated GAMMA TRIANGULI in a 2 minute brutal fight.
HAO LAO LOO was devastated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
JAWS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WHALE MEAT savagely defeated SPUD in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
ROOTY-TOOT won victory over CARPET BEGGAR in a 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        17 -   5 -  0      77  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   3 -  1      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  14 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  10 -  0       9  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 715 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       INAUDIBLE 9236             14   3  0  155 UNNAMEABLES (91)
BASHING ATTACK   SUPER BACK 9250            16   4  3  101 UNNAMEABLES (91)
WALL OF STEEL    LUCY 8454                   9   4  1   93 ELFEN LIED (623)
STRIKING ATTACK  NANA 8361                   8   1  1   93 ELFEN LIED (623)
LUNGING ATTACK   JAWS 9078                  11   6  0   55 RED DOG GANG (476)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WHALE MEAT 9270.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUCY 8454, JAWS 
9078, INAUDIBLE 9236, SUPER BACK 9250, NANA 8361, ROOTY-TOOT 9268, DUCKETT 8992, HAO 
LAO LOO 9055, CARPET BEGGAR 9267, and A 9277.

The least popular fighter this week was SPUD 9269.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GAMMA TRIANGULI 9179, A 9277, CARPET BEGGAR 9267, HAO LAO LOO 9055, 
DUCKETT 8992, ROOTY-TOOT 9268, NANA 8361, SUPER BACK 9250, INAUDIBLE 9236, and JAWS 
9078.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes