DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/14/2019    Duedate: 06/27/2019

ARADI ARENA

DM-60    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CARPET BEGGAR
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9267) [9-5-1,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BEERBARIAN                     POSITION IS EMPTY
INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)      
(60-7361) [10-2-1,93]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JAWS                           KEANU R'EHVES
RED DOG GANG (476)             INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
(60-9078) [14-14-0,60]         (60-8991) [7-5-1,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNNAMEABLES (91)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)   20
2. UNNAMEABLES (91)            10      UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. TRIANGULUM (684)             0      Unchartered Team
4. MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)    0
5. SATAN'S TULL (691)           0      DRAGONS GUARD (183)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SATAN'S TULL (691)         3   0  0  100   1/ 2 UNNAMEABLES (91)          6  0 1
 2/ 3 UNNAMEABLES (91)         379 308 17 55.2   2/ 0 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348)  3  0 0
 3/ 0 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 177 159 13 52.7   3/ 1 RED DOG GANG (476)        3 12 0
 4- 4*MEN OF ILL REPUTE  (692)   2   2  0 50.0   4- 4*MEN OF ILL REPUTE  (692)  2  2 0
 5/ 5 RED DOG GANG (476)       782 %1087 24 41.8   5- 3*SATAN'S TULL (691)        1  0 0
 6- 6 TRIANGULUM (684)          36  66  0 35.3   6- 6 TRIANGULUM (684)          1  2 0
 7- 7*I'M LIT (689)              1   2  0 33.3   7- 5*I'M LIT (689)             1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  UNNAMEABLES now holds the crown and 
they are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for KEANU R'EHVES, who 
flew up 9 points in the rankings after mashing THE MUTT like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was THE MUTT, who dropped 5 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with KEANU R'EHVES.  Our 
battling duelmaster CARPET BEGGAR has managed to hold the title, fending off HAO LAO 
LOO's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, RED DOG GANG.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARADI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARPET BEGGAR 9267            9   5  1    92       UNNAMEABLES (91)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAM'EHLA ANDERSON 5844       10   6  1   101       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 BEERBARIAN 7361              10   2  1    93       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAO LAO LOO 9055             16  23  2    77       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAWS 9078                    14  14  0    60       RED DOG GANG (476)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERIC GAGN'EH 7402             7   4  0    54       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 KEANU R'EHVES 8991            7   5  1    42       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
 SPUD 9269                     8   9  1    34       RED DOG GANG (476)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOCOMOTIVE BREATH 9290        2   0  0    29       SATAN'S TULL (691)
-WHALE MEAT 9270               2   0  1    28       UNNAMEABLES (91)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BETA TRIANGULI 9266           1   0  0    22       TRIANGULUM (684)
-EPSILON TRIANGULI 9181        3   1  0    19       TRIANGULUM (684)
 HUSH PUPPY 9291               3   0  0    18       UNNAMEABLES (91)
 THE MUTT 9279                 4   4  0    16       RED DOG GANG (476)
-SHELDON OSBORNE 9295          1   0  0    15       MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
-MAD PIPER 9287                1   0  0     9       SATAN'S TULL (691)
-THE BEER MILE 9152            1   0  0     9       INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
-SPOONERISM 9260               1   0  0     9       I'M LIT (689)
-JINX JAWJACKER 9298           1   0  0     7       MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
 HUNTER 9304                   0   2  0     2       RED DOG GANG (476)
-WALLY SHIPAZSKI 9294          0   1  0     1       MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
-VERSIMILITUDE 9258            0   1  0     1       I'M LIT (689)
-ANECDOTE 9261                 0   1  0     1       I'M LIT (689)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three-one against standbys.  Do we have to write personals to them? They might write 
back. -- Hao Lao Loo

Yes.  It's called conversation.  Do it. -- Jorja

(sigh)  M. Chardinee stole his daddy's armor (he's a golem, how can he have a daddy?) 
and then tried to play tug-of-war with me.  He doesn't understand the game at all. -- 
Hao Lao Loo

When an orc visits ME, I bite him. -- Jaws

The Honest Merchant (another golem) is a dog-kicker. -- Spud

The Beggar tried to steal my bone! -- the Mutt

Hush Puppy -- You mean it was all a TRICK to distract me?  I'm hurt. -- Hunter

Gamma Trianguli -- You lucked out there. -- the Red Dog Gang

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARPET BEGGAR bested HAO LAO LOO in a 1 minute Title fight.
BEERBARIAN devastated JAWS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ERIC GAGN'EH handily defeated SPUD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KEANU R'EHVES vanquished THE MUTT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HUSH PUPPY overpowered HUNTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        21 -   3 -  1      88  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  11 -  1      31  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CARPET BEGGAR 9267          9   5  1   92 UNNAMEABLES (91)
STRIKING ATTACK  KEANU R'EHVES 8991          7   5  1   42 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JAWS 9078.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KEANU R'EHVES 8991.  The ten other most popular fighters were ERIC GAGN'EH 7402, 
CARPET BEGGAR 9267, BEERBARIAN 7361, HUSH PUPPY 9291, HAO LAO LOO 9055, HUNTER 9304, 
JAWS 9078, SPUD 9269, THE MUTT 9279, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was THE MUTT 9279.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPUD 9269, JAWS 9078, HUNTER 9304, HAO LAO LOO 9055, HUSH PUPPY 9291, 
BEERBARIAN 7361, CARPET BEGGAR 9267, ERIC GAGN'EH 7402, KEANU R'EHVES 8991, and  0.