DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2019 Duedate: 07/11/2019
ARADI ARENA
DM-60 TURN-727
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BEERBARIAN
INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
(60-7361) [11-2-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BEERBARIAN SHELDON OSBORNE
INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
(60-7361) [11-2-1,101] (60-9295) [2-0-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JAWS KEANU R'EHVES
RED DOG GANG (476) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
(60-9078) [14-15-0,57] (60-8991) [7-6-1,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692) 45
2. RED DOG GANG (476) 20 UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 14 Unchartered Team
4. TRIANGULUM (684) 0
5. UNNAMEABLES (91) -11MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 4*MEN OF ILL REPUTE (692) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 2 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 5 1 0
2/ 2 UNNAMEABLES (91) 379 310 17 55.0 2/ 3 RED DOG GANG (476) 5 10 0
3/ 3 INGRATE WHITE NORT (348) 179 160 13 52.8 3/ 1 UNNAMEABLES (91) 4 2 1
4/ 5 RED DOG GANG (476) 784 %1090 24 41.8 4/ 4*MEN OF ILL REPUTE (692) 3 1 0
5- 6 TRIANGULUM (684) 36 66 0 35.3 5- 6 TRIANGULUM (684) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ARADI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, UNNAMEABLES, since INGRATE
WHITE NORTH took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Gee, I'm
impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, MEN OF ILL REPUTE E, the Fates teach
humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
SHELDON OSBORNE win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SHELDON OSBORNE
beat HUSH PUPPY and HUSH PUPPY lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's
out with the old, in with the new, as BEERBARIAN takes the Title and last week's bar
tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes,
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the ARADI arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I
must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEERBARIAN 7361 11 2 1 101 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAM'EHLA ANDERSON 5844 10 6 1 101 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARPET BEGGAR 9267 9 6 1 89 UNNAMEABLES (91)
HAO LAO LOO 9055 17 23 2 87 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERIC GAGN'EH 7402 8 4 0 66 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
JAWS 9078 14 15 0 57 RED DOG GANG (476)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPUD 9269 9 9 1 45 RED DOG GANG (476)
KEANU R'EHVES 8991 7 6 1 36 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHELDON OSBORNE 9295 2 0 0 29 MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
-WHALE MEAT 9270 2 0 1 28 UNNAMEABLES (91)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BETA TRIANGULI 9266 1 0 0 22 TRIANGULUM (684)
-EPSILON TRIANGULI 9181 3 1 0 19 TRIANGULUM (684)
JINX JAWJACKER 9298 2 0 0 18 MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
THE MUTT 9279 4 5 0 17 RED DOG GANG (476)
KIP KRULE 9305 1 0 0 11 MEN OF ILL REPUTE E (692)
HUSH PUPPY 9291 3 1 0 10 UNNAMEABLES (91)
-THE BEER MILE 9152 1 0 0 9 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
HUNTER 9304 0 3 0 3 RED DOG GANG (476)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WALLY SHIPAZSKI 9294 0 2 0 MEN OF ILL REPUT 692 ARNIE SHEW 727 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Carpet Beggar -- I could fetch you a nice NEW carpet. Would that calm you down? --
Hao Lao Loo
P.S. Try turning around three times before you lie down. That might help, too.
Don't scoff! It works.
Beerbarian -- You old fossil! You come rolling down from that cold North and just
THROW YOUR WEIGHT AROUND! Poof goes my winning record, and I WORKED for that. -- Jaws
Eric Gagn'eh -- Sounds like you're gargling. -- Spud
Keanu R'ehves -- What? -- the Mutt
Hush Puppy -- Delicious. But it did distract me. -- Hunter
Ingrate White North --Good to see you back, even if we lost to you. -- Jorja, Red Dog
Gang
P.S. At least we didn't fight standbys.
Hao Lao Loo -- There was no need to make disparaging comments. -- M. Chardinee
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WALLY SHIPAZSKI was dealt death by ARNIE SHEW in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARPET BEGGAR was bested by BEERBARIAN in a exciting 1 minute Title duel.
HAO LAO LOO handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
JAWS was vanquished by ERIC GAGN'EH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KEANU R'EHVES was luckily beaten by SPUD in a 2 minute fight.
THE MUTT was subdued by JINX JAWJACKER in a 2 minute competition.
SHELDON OSBORNE devastated HUSH PUPPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HUNTER was devastated by KIP KRULE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 22 - 5 - 1 81 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 10 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 727 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BEERBARIAN 7361 11 2 1 101 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
STRIKING ATTACK KEANU R'EHVES 8991 7 6 1 36 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JAWS 9078. The most popular warrior this turn was
KEANU R'EHVES 8991. The ten other most popular fighters were JINX JAWJACKER 9298,
SPUD 9269, BEERBARIAN 7361, HAO LAO LOO 9055, ERIC GAGN'EH 7402, WALLY SHIPAZSKI
9294, CARPET BEGGAR 9267, KIP KRULE 9305, THE MUTT 9279, and SHELDON OSBORNE 9295.
The least popular fighter this week was HUNTER 9304. The other ten least popular
fighters were HUSH PUPPY 9291, JAWS 9078, SHELDON OSBORNE 9295, THE MUTT 9279, KIP
KRULE 9305, CARPET BEGGAR 9267, WALLY SHIPAZSKI 9294, ERIC GAGN'EH 7402, HAO LAO LOO
9055, and BEERBARIAN 7361.