DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/06/2020 Duedate: 03/19/2020
ARADI ARENA
DM-60 TURN-745
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HUSH PUPPY
UNNAMEABLES (91)
(60-9291) [14-8-1,91]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HUSH PUPPY DARK HELMET
UNNAMEABLES (91) DARQUE FARCES (694)
(60-9291) [14-8-1,91] (60-9328) [2-0-0,17]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LIL' DEAD DUDE LIL' DEAD DUDE
THE ELITE (677) THE ELITE (677)
(60-9140) [12-14-2,59] (60-9140) [12-14-2,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RED DOG GANG (476)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UNNAMEABLES (91) 41
2. DARQUE FARCES (694) 32 UNNAMEABLES (91)
3. RED DOG GANG (476) 8 Unchartered Team
4. BUBBA'S LEGION (665) 0
5. THE ELITE (677) -2 DARQUE FARCES (694)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*DARQUE FARCES (694) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 1 RED DOG GANG (476) 9 6 0
2- 1*BUBBA'S LEGION (665) 10 6 1 62.5 2/ 4*DARQUE FARCES (694) 4 1 0
3/ 2 UNNAMEABLES (91) 400 323 18 55.3 3/ 2 THE ELITE (677) 4 11 0
4/ 4 RED DOG GANG (476) 829 %1133 25 42.3 4/ 5 UNNAMEABLES (91) 3 2 0
5/ 5 THE ELITE (677) 116 170 12 40.6 5- 3*BUBBA'S LEGION (665) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
M. Chardinee is a golem and thus an inferior fighter. No unimaginable reserve of
determination.
-- Spud
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ARADI? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see HIEROGLYPH win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SHORROW beat
PISSED OFF ZOMBIE and PISSED OFF ZOMBIE lost 9 points. You're breakin' my heart.
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as HUSH PUPPY takes the Title and last
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood
today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, ARADI?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. SMOKING GRETCHEN was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in ARADI to get a drink than The Victory
Tavern! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come
this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUSH PUPPY 9291 14 8 1 91 UNNAMEABLES (91)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPUD 9269 19 17 1 75 RED DOG GANG (476)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHALE MEAT 9270 5 0 1 66 UNNAMEABLES (91)
HUNTER 9304 11 10 1 65 RED DOG GANG (476)
-XOMBIE HERO 8912 6 2 0 60 BUBBA'S LEGION (665)
LIL' DEAD DUDE 9140 12 14 2 59 THE ELITE (677)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MS. VIKTORIA 9143 9 17 1 45 THE ELITE (677)
HIEROGLYPH 9303 3 0 0 42 UNNAMEABLES (91)
WOOFER 9308 8 8 0 41 RED DOG GANG (476)
SMOKING GRETCHEN 9126 5 26 0 41 THE ELITE (677)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MASTIFF 9322 3 2 0 23 RED DOG GANG (476)
-XOMBIE WINGMAN 8915 1 1 0 22 BUBBA'S LEGION (665)
-XOMBIE VILLAIN 9312 1 0 0 20 BUBBA'S LEGION (665)
DARK HELMET 9328 2 0 0 17 DARQUE FARCES (694)
-XOMBIE KILLER 9311 1 0 1 16 BUBBA'S LEGION (665)
SHOOTER MCGAVIN 9326 1 1 0 16 DARQUE FARCES (694)
SHORROW 9334 1 0 0 16 RED DOG GANG (476)
-XOMBIE ENFORCER 9313 1 0 0 15 BUBBA'S LEGION (665)
DEAN WORMER 9324 1 0 0 13 DARQUE FARCES (694)
HACK-N-SLASH 9189 2 5 0 11 THE ELITE (677)
PISSED OFF ZOMBIE 9323 2 2 0 8 THE ELITE (677)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
REPTILE 9173 6 7 0 THE ELITE 677 HUNTER 9304 741 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Hush Puppy -- You're a good pup, but only a puppy. -- Jaws
If I get a chance to bite the Kung Fu Master, I WILL do it. I don't care if Good Dogs
don't bite. You shouldn't tease them. -- Hunter
Xombie Hero -- You're not only a bone, you're an old, moldy bone. Bleh! -- Woofer
Hack-n-Slash -- Well, a troll. What can anyone expect. -- Mastiff
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HIEROGLYPH devastated SMOKING GRETCHEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHOOTER MCGAVIN vanquished HACK-N-SLASH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SPUD was demolished by HUSH PUPPY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
WHALE MEAT devastated WOOFER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HUNTER overpowered MS. VIKTORIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LIL' DEAD DUDE devastated MASTIFF in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DARK HELMET bested FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 4 minute match.
PISSED OFF ZOMBIE was bested by SHORROW in a 2 minute novice's competition.
DEAN WORMER handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 745 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HUSH PUPPY 9291 14 8 1 91 UNNAMEABLES (91)
TOTAL PARRY SPUD 9269 19 17 1 75 RED DOG GANG (476)
LUNGING ATTACK WHALE MEAT 9270 5 0 1 66 UNNAMEABLES (91)
STRIKING ATTACK HUNTER 9304 11 10 1 65 RED DOG GANG (476)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LIL' DEAD DUDE 9140. The most popular warrior this
turn was LIL' DEAD DUDE 9140. The ten other most popular fighters were SHORROW 9334,
HIEROGLYPH 9303, SHOOTER MCGAVIN 9326, HUSH PUPPY 9291, WHALE MEAT 9270, HUNTER 9304,
DEAN WORMER 9324, SMOKING GRETCHEN 9126, HACK-N-SLASH 9189, and SPUD 9269.
The least popular fighter this week was PISSED OFF ZOMBIE 9323. The other ten least
popular fighters were DARK HELMET 9328, MASTIFF 9322, MS. VIKTORIA 9143, WOOFER 9308,
SPUD 9269, HACK-N-SLASH 9189, SMOKING GRETCHEN 9126, DEAN WORMER 9324, HUNTER 9304,
and WHALE MEAT 9270.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HUSH PUPPY (60-9291) UNNAMEABLES (91)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRILLIUM (2-6366) FLOYD'S BREWERY
DR. GIRLFRIEND (3-7105) IRATE FORMATIONS
SAUL GOODMAN (5-5832) ANTIHEROES
COURAGE (32-6353) ANGELS OF PAIN
BIG BROTHER (69-6988) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT
SPILLS (72-6855) BASH BROS THEATER
PARKING LOT (72-6868) BASH BROS FREEWAY
JANUARY JONES (73-6056) CALENDAR GIRLS
BIRGITTE (73-6755) KINGS BLADES
GUARDIAN (82-16446) WAY TOO MUCH BEER5
CRAZY 54 (84-11494) CRAZY 88 15
PAYED LATE (84-12533) TMF II
BILLABONG (84-13804) GENERATION Y
SAROKITH (84-30929) DUB O DUBS
CIEL PHANTOMHIVE (84-36380) ANIME LEGENDS 4
SWEET-N-SOUR (84-50491) SUPERIOR FORCES DA02
ROBERT PAULSON 115 (84-52207) PROJECT MAYHEM 36
THE SQUIDS (84-54746) CHICAGO BOUND 15
CAT SCRATCH FEVER (84-56886) COLLEGE RADIO X
THE ORANGE ONE (84-57256) THE MOTHERSHIP ZU
GINGER KNOWLES (85-5131) SWORDFISH
VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) DARK TOADS
HIDEYOSHI (85-21460) SAMURAI FIVE
ZOCALO (85-24610) KC FOOD XIII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes