DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/08/2004    Duedate: 10/21/2004

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-341

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GEORGE DUBYA
DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
(61-3224) [9-1-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ENRON                          SUMMER
DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)       FORCE OF FIVE (373)
(61-3190) [11-1-0,114]         (61-3294) [3-1-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FREDDIE                        ENRON
FAVORITE GUYS (186)            DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
(61-3096) [19-25-0,85]         (61-3190) [11-1-0,114]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)    53
2. FORCE OF FIVE (373)         15      DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
3. FAVORITE GUYS (186)         10      Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (341)         -6
                                       FORCE OF FIVE (373)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FORCE OF FIVE (373)        8   2  0 80.0   1/ 1 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)  7  6 0
 2/ 1 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)  35  17  0 67.3   2/ 2 FAVORITE GUYS (186)       7  8 0
 3/ 2 ARENA FELINES (341)      127  85 12 59.9   3/ 3 ARENA FELINES (341)       3  3 0
 4/ 3 FAVORITE GUYS (186)      398 462  9 46.3   4/ 0*FORCE OF FIVE (373)       2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for KETA, who flew up 
23 points in the rankings after mashing DANGEROUS CRIMINAL like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was TAIL IN THE AIR, who 
dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ENRON.  Our 
battling duelmaster GEORGE DUBYA has managed to hold the title, fending off DELORES' 
none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, FAVORITE GUYS.  Can you believe 
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JURINE arena.  Did you 
hear that ARENA FELINES was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of ARENA FELINES' warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch DEATH BY STUPIDITY's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly 
deft at running from ARENA FELINES.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, A 
BELL AZIZIZI would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to 
win.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JURINE have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE DUBYA 3224             9   1  0   102       DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENRON 3190                   11   1  0   114       DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
 TAIL IN THE AIR 3148         10   3  1    91       ARENA FELINES (341)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREDDIE 3096                 19  25  0    85       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
 KIT-KAT 3128                  8   8  2    73       ARENA FELINES (341)
 DELORES 3311                 10   7  0    68       FAVORITE GUYS (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOL CAT 3147                 6   2  0    66       ARENA FELINES (341)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A BELL AZIZIZI 3272          14  12  1    55       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
 AUTHUR ANDERSON 3191          5   2  0    53       DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
 KETA 3328                     4   1  0    50       FAVORITE GUYS (186)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MS S.B. ANTHONY 3323          6   4  0    31       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-M.C. CAT 3124                 4   9  0    31       ARENA FELINES (341)
 SUMMER 3294                   3   1  0    30       FORCE OF FIVE (373)
-PUTTY TAT 3129                6   5  2    29       ARENA FELINES (341)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STAN THE MAN 3295             1   1  0    15       FORCE OF FIVE (373)
-THE GOVUHNATOR 3325           2   2  0    14       DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
-LARGE MARGE 3293              1   0  0    14       FORCE OF FIVE (373)
-CRAZY LARRY 3292              1   0  0    13       FORCE OF FIVE (373)
 SLEEPY FRED 3301              2   0  0    11       FORCE OF FIVE (373)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BILLY BOB 3332         0  1 0 DEATH BY STUPIDIT 359 ARENAMASTER KHIN 23   341 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two and two against Death By Stupidity.  Are we holding our own, or what?  Or maybe I
should say, or whose? -- Favorite Guys

George Dubya -- If challenges were votes, I wouldn't vote for you. -- Freddie

Enron -- You do realize that your name is simply nornE spelled backward? -- Delores

The Govuhnator -- You are charged with extreme male chauvinism, and the punishment is
to PUBLICLY lose to a woman and get the heck beaten out of you.  Take that! -- Ms
S.B. Anthony

Arthur Anderson -- Alphabetically speaking, I have it all over you. -- A Bell Azizizi

And the Embezzling Scribe eats cold steel! -- Keta
P.S.  I don't CARE what the announcer said, he was NOT graceful as he surrendered
while lying on his back on the sands.  He was just dumb-looking.  Maybe he should
join another team?

Keta -- You will find the answer to your question buried at the crossroads.  Good
luck. -- Jorja

YES!  The Beggar dug up my answer at the crossroads, and he's trying to hold it for
blackmail.  Or usery.  Or something.  But I will have my revenge on him yet! -- Keta

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BILLY BOB was butchered by ARENAMASTER KHIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ENRON devastated TAIL IN THE AIR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIT-KAT was defeated by FREDDIE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
AUTHUR ANDERSON devastated MS S.B. ANTHONY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
COOL CAT overpowered A BELL AZIZIZI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GEORGE DUBYA devastated DELORES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
KETA devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SUMMER overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SLEEPY FRED won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  13 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 341 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GEORGE DUBYA 3224           9   1  0  102 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
STRIKING ATTACK  ENRON 3190                 11   1  0  114 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
BASHING ATTACK   TAIL IN THE AIR 3148       10   3  1   91 ARENA FELINES (341)
WALL OF STEEL    DELORES 3311               10   7  0   68 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
SLASHING ATTACK  KETA 3328                   4   1  0   50 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FREDDIE 3096.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ENRON 3190.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAIL IN THE AIR 3148, 
GEORGE DUBYA 3224, KETA 3328, AUTHUR ANDERSON 3191, SUMMER 3294, KIT-KAT 3128, 
FREDDIE 3096, COOL CAT 3147, BILLY BOB 3332, and MS S.B. ANTHONY 3323.

The least popular fighter this week was SLEEPY FRED 3301.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DELORES 3311, A BELL AZIZIZI 3272, MS S.B. ANTHONY 3323, BILLY 
BOB 3332, COOL CAT 3147, FREDDIE 3096, KIT-KAT 3128, SUMMER 3294, AUTHUR ANDERSON 
3191, and KETA 3328.

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes