DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/08/2004 Duedate: 10/21/2004
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-341
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GEORGE DUBYA
DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
(61-3224) [9-1-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ENRON SUMMER
DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359) FORCE OF FIVE (373)
(61-3190) [11-1-0,114] (61-3294) [3-1-0,30]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FREDDIE ENRON
FAVORITE GUYS (186) DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
(61-3096) [19-25-0,85] (61-3190) [11-1-0,114]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359) 53
2. FORCE OF FIVE (373) 15 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
3. FAVORITE GUYS (186) 10 Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (341) -6
FORCE OF FIVE (373)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*FORCE OF FIVE (373) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 1 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359) 7 6 0
2/ 1 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359) 35 17 0 67.3 2/ 2 FAVORITE GUYS (186) 7 8 0
3/ 2 ARENA FELINES (341) 127 85 12 59.9 3/ 3 ARENA FELINES (341) 3 3 0
4/ 3 FAVORITE GUYS (186) 398 462 9 46.3 4/ 0*FORCE OF FIVE (373) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for KETA, who flew up
23 points in the rankings after mashing DANGEROUS CRIMINAL like a melon. Keep your
eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was TAIL IN THE AIR, who
dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ENRON. Our
battling duelmaster GEORGE DUBYA has managed to hold the title, fending off DELORES'
none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, FAVORITE GUYS. Can you believe
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JURINE arena. Did you
hear that ARENA FELINES was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of ARENA FELINES' warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch DEATH BY STUPIDITY's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly
deft at running from ARENA FELINES. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, A
BELL AZIZIZI would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to
win.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JURINE have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GEORGE DUBYA 3224 9 1 0 102 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENRON 3190 11 1 0 114 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
TAIL IN THE AIR 3148 10 3 1 91 ARENA FELINES (341)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FREDDIE 3096 19 25 0 85 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
KIT-KAT 3128 8 8 2 73 ARENA FELINES (341)
DELORES 3311 10 7 0 68 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOL CAT 3147 6 2 0 66 ARENA FELINES (341)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A BELL AZIZIZI 3272 14 12 1 55 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
AUTHUR ANDERSON 3191 5 2 0 53 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
KETA 3328 4 1 0 50 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MS S.B. ANTHONY 3323 6 4 0 31 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-M.C. CAT 3124 4 9 0 31 ARENA FELINES (341)
SUMMER 3294 3 1 0 30 FORCE OF FIVE (373)
-PUTTY TAT 3129 6 5 2 29 ARENA FELINES (341)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STAN THE MAN 3295 1 1 0 15 FORCE OF FIVE (373)
-THE GOVUHNATOR 3325 2 2 0 14 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
-LARGE MARGE 3293 1 0 0 14 FORCE OF FIVE (373)
-CRAZY LARRY 3292 1 0 0 13 FORCE OF FIVE (373)
SLEEPY FRED 3301 2 0 0 11 FORCE OF FIVE (373)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BILLY BOB 3332 0 1 0 DEATH BY STUPIDIT 359 ARENAMASTER KHIN 23 341 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Two and two against Death By Stupidity. Are we holding our own, or what? Or maybe I
should say, or whose? -- Favorite Guys
George Dubya -- If challenges were votes, I wouldn't vote for you. -- Freddie
Enron -- You do realize that your name is simply nornE spelled backward? -- Delores
The Govuhnator -- You are charged with extreme male chauvinism, and the punishment is
to PUBLICLY lose to a woman and get the heck beaten out of you. Take that! -- Ms
S.B. Anthony
Arthur Anderson -- Alphabetically speaking, I have it all over you. -- A Bell Azizizi
And the Embezzling Scribe eats cold steel! -- Keta
P.S. I don't CARE what the announcer said, he was NOT graceful as he surrendered
while lying on his back on the sands. He was just dumb-looking. Maybe he should
join another team?
Keta -- You will find the answer to your question buried at the crossroads. Good
luck. -- Jorja
YES! The Beggar dug up my answer at the crossroads, and he's trying to hold it for
blackmail. Or usery. Or something. But I will have my revenge on him yet! -- Keta
20 September 2004
Azereth has returned! I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25. I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members). I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years. I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster. Contact me at:
Anthony Wells
600 W. Shore Dr.
Stanton, MI 48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BILLY BOB was butchered by ARENAMASTER KHIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ENRON devastated TAIL IN THE AIR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIT-KAT was defeated by FREDDIE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
AUTHUR ANDERSON devastated MS S.B. ANTHONY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
COOL CAT overpowered A BELL AZIZIZI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GEORGE DUBYA devastated DELORES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
KETA devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SUMMER overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SLEEPY FRED won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 1 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 341 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GEORGE DUBYA 3224 9 1 0 102 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
STRIKING ATTACK ENRON 3190 11 1 0 114 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (359)
BASHING ATTACK TAIL IN THE AIR 3148 10 3 1 91 ARENA FELINES (341)
WALL OF STEEL DELORES 3311 10 7 0 68 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
SLASHING ATTACK KETA 3328 4 1 0 50 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FREDDIE 3096. The most popular warrior this turn
was ENRON 3190. The ten other most popular fighters were TAIL IN THE AIR 3148,
GEORGE DUBYA 3224, KETA 3328, AUTHUR ANDERSON 3191, SUMMER 3294, KIT-KAT 3128,
FREDDIE 3096, COOL CAT 3147, BILLY BOB 3332, and MS S.B. ANTHONY 3323.
The least popular fighter this week was SLEEPY FRED 3301. The other ten least
popular fighters were DELORES 3311, A BELL AZIZIZI 3272, MS S.B. ANTHONY 3323, BILLY
BOB 3332, COOL CAT 3147, FREDDIE 3096, KIT-KAT 3128, SUMMER 3294, AUTHUR ANDERSON
3191, and KETA 3328.
FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV
Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year). Room rates are $139.00 per night,
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast. The rooms are blocked. The reservations
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face
Convention" block. Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make
sure you reserve your room before then!
Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour
manager's reception. There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe. All rooms have high speed internet
(for an extra charge). There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel. And there's Denny's right across the
street. Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late
November/early December.
If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue. If you have,
you'll be back. Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast! See you there!
-- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY
GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE
GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7
CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS
NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT
PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE
CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS
ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION
SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC
ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES
CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP
CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS
PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE
SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER
REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD
DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM
LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK
JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS
ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON
SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON
BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS
INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY
COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS
CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY
SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES
ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES
SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE
CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ
GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE
FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P
SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE
WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE
KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING
ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II
MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA
JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE
ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE
ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE
2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79
HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS
UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M
GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34
CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS
THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK
SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS
QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY
BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED
SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE
CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II
LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes