DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/27/2006 Duedate: 02/09/2006
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-374
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PITSPAWN FOULDOG
FEAR FACTORY (216)
(61-3121) [11-2-1,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PITSPAWN FOULDOG POSITION IS EMPTY
FEAR FACTORY (216)
(61-3121) [11-2-1,106]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KETA RANDY
FAVORITE GUYS (186) FAVORITE GUYS (186)
(61-3328) [20-18-0,80] (61-3360) [14-6-0,64]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FEAR FACTORY (216)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FEAR FACTORY (216) 26
2. FAVORITE GUYS (186) 21 ARENA FELINES (341)
3. ARENA FELINES (341) 1 Unchartered Team
4. PATRIOTIC (379) 0
5. BLADES OF TERROR (348) 0 AMEN! (37)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 BLADES OF TERROR (348) 23 9 1 71.9 1/ 1 FEAR FACTORY (216) 10 5 0
2- 2*PATRIOTIC (379) 8 5 0 61.5 2/ 2 FAVORITE GUYS (186) 7 6 0
3/ 3 ARENA FELINES (341) 170 115 17 59.6 3- 3 BLADES OF TERROR (348) 2 2 0
4/ 4 FEAR FACTORY (216) 291 225 24 56.4 4- 4*PATRIOTIC (379) 1 0 0
5/ 5 FAVORITE GUYS (186) 471 539 10 46.6 5/ 5 ARENA FELINES (341) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out JURINE to see
what's new. MVP award for RANDY? FAVORITE GUYS' proud of him after beating ADEMA
and getting 13 points. Talk about yer big time losers! DREEN SELJIN got smashed by
PAWS, and lost 5 points! And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit
of...(!) Oh well, welcome PITSPAWN FOULDOG. Aren't FEAR FACTORY proud. (Oh, my.)
Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember
you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121 11 2 1 106 FEAR FACTORY (216)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROBESPIERRE 3098 9 3 1 133 BLADES OF TERROR (348)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LION HEARTED 3363 8 5 0 84 ARENA FELINES (341)
KETA 3328 20 18 0 80 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-SCYTHE 3284 6 0 0 80 BLADES OF TERROR (348)
CHILLILI CHES 3343 11 16 1 69 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIG BAD BRADY 3345 6 1 0 66 PATRIOTIC (379)
RANDY 3360 14 6 0 64 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-M.C. CAT 3124 8 11 0 58 ARENA FELINES (341)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ADEMA 3093 11 4 0 48 FEAR FACTORY (216)
-GUILLOTINE 3100 6 4 0 38 BLADES OF TERROR (348)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAWS 3132 2 6 0 33 ARENA FELINES (341)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372 3 5 0 22 FEAR FACTORY (216)
-SICKLE 3285 2 0 0 22 BLADES OF TERROR (348)
DREEN SELJIN 3371 5 5 0 20 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
KJARRAN'S UNIBROW 3383 2 0 0 15 FEAR FACTORY (216)
-SLY SERVAL 3376 1 1 0 13 ARENA FELINES (341)
-SNOWBALL 3365 1 6 0 11 ARENA FELINES (341)
-LAY DOWN THE LAW 3347 0 1 0 1 PATRIOTIC (379)
LAELKORISSA 3385 0 1 0 1 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NOPE 3384 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 216 HIGH ELF 19 374 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Scythe -- You're terrifying? If I was a field of wheat, I could maybe see that.
Although now that I think about it, wheat is standing dead when it's cut, isn't it?
So maybe not even for wheat. -- Keta
P.S. Which is to say, not MORE terrifying than any other blade awkwardly mounted for
the task of chopping up people. And scythes ARE, for that.
The Captured Orc isn't even a REAL orc, he's just a stinking old KARNHORN. *I* am a
real orc, and I resent this as some kind of subtle racial slur. -- Chillili Ches
Paws -- (shuddering) So cold! I never let a cat get on my lap with cold paws. --
Randy
P.S. If I can prevent it short of violence.
Kjarran's Hammer -- And there's ANOTHER weapon that lacks a little something or other
for the "smashing humans" task. -- Dreen Seljin
P.S. Besides, Kjarran doesn't carry a hammer, does He?
P.P.S. So much for a tie, eh?
Welcome, Kjarran's Unibrow. -- the dutiful Favorite Guys
Ed. -- Indeed. Those krautons in the salads, for instance! -- Randy
P.S. All cabbages should be regarded with suspicion.
Krautons? They sound like they should arrive on a large, impressive, and not
very maneuverable warship and start making loud and ineffective noises about
something ominous. -- Ed.
P.S. Probably cabbages.
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOPE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LION HEARTED was devastated by PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
KETA subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CHILLILI CHES devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RANDY savagely defeated ADEMA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome competition.
DREEN SELJIN was overpowered by PAWS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER bested CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute competition.
KJARRAN'S UNIBROW defeated LAELKORISSA in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 5 - 1 77 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 10 - 0 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 10 - 2 41 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 374 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121 11 2 1 106 FEAR FACTORY (216)
LUNGING ATTACK LION HEARTED 3363 8 5 0 84 ARENA FELINES (341)
SLASHING ATTACK KETA 3328 20 18 0 80 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
TOTAL PARRY ADEMA 3093 11 4 0 48 FEAR FACTORY (216)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KETA 3328. The most popular warrior this turn was
RANDY 3360. The ten other most popular fighters were PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121, KETA
3328, CHILLILI CHES 3343, ADEMA 3093, PAWS 3132, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372, KJARRAN'S
UNIBROW 3383, NOPE 3384, LION HEARTED 3363, and DREEN SELJIN 3371.
The least popular fighter this week was LAELKORISSA 3385. The other ten least
popular fighters were DREEN SELJIN 3371, LION HEARTED 3363, NOPE 3384, KJARRAN'S
UNIBROW 3383, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372, PAWS 3132, ADEMA 3093, CHILLILI CHES 3343, KETA
3328, and PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121.