DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/27/2006    Duedate: 02/09/2006

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-374

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PITSPAWN FOULDOG
FEAR FACTORY (216)
(61-3121) [11-2-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PITSPAWN FOULDOG               POSITION IS EMPTY
FEAR FACTORY (216)             
(61-3121) [11-2-1,106]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KETA                           RANDY
FAVORITE GUYS (186)            FAVORITE GUYS (186)
(61-3328) [20-18-0,80]         (61-3360) [14-6-0,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FEAR FACTORY (216)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FEAR FACTORY (216)          26
2. FAVORITE GUYS (186)         21      ARENA FELINES (341)
3. ARENA FELINES (341)          1      Unchartered Team
4. PATRIOTIC (379)              0
5. BLADES OF TERROR (348)       0      AMEN! (37)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BLADES OF TERROR (348)    23   9  1 71.9   1/ 1 FEAR FACTORY (216)       10  5 0
 2- 2*PATRIOTIC (379)            8   5  0 61.5   2/ 2 FAVORITE GUYS (186)       7  6 0
 3/ 3 ARENA FELINES (341)      170 115 17 59.6   3- 3 BLADES OF TERROR (348)    2  2 0
 4/ 4 FEAR FACTORY (216)       291 225 24 56.4   4- 4*PATRIOTIC (379)           1  0 0
 5/ 5 FAVORITE GUYS (186)      471 539 10 46.6   5/ 5 ARENA FELINES (341)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JURINE to see 
what's new.  MVP award for RANDY?  FAVORITE GUYS' proud of him after beating ADEMA 
and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  DREEN SELJIN got smashed by 
PAWS, and lost 5 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome PITSPAWN FOULDOG.  Aren't FEAR FACTORY proud.  (Oh, my.) 
Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121        11   2  1   106       FEAR FACTORY (216)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBESPIERRE 3098              9   3  1   133       BLADES OF TERROR (348)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LION HEARTED 3363             8   5  0    84       ARENA FELINES (341)
 KETA 3328                    20  18  0    80       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-SCYTHE 3284                   6   0  0    80       BLADES OF TERROR (348)
 CHILLILI CHES 3343           11  16  1    69       FAVORITE GUYS (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG BAD BRADY 3345            6   1  0    66       PATRIOTIC (379)
 RANDY 3360                   14   6  0    64       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-M.C. CAT 3124                 8  11  0    58       ARENA FELINES (341)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADEMA 3093                   11   4  0    48       FEAR FACTORY (216)
-GUILLOTINE 3100               6   4  0    38       BLADES OF TERROR (348)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAWS 3132                     2   6  0    33       ARENA FELINES (341)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372         3   5  0    22       FEAR FACTORY (216)
-SICKLE 3285                   2   0  0    22       BLADES OF TERROR (348)
 DREEN SELJIN 3371             5   5  0    20       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
 KJARRAN'S UNIBROW 3383        2   0  0    15       FEAR FACTORY (216)
-SLY SERVAL 3376               1   1  0    13       ARENA FELINES (341)
-SNOWBALL 3365                 1   6  0    11       ARENA FELINES (341)
-LAY DOWN THE LAW 3347         0   1  0     1       PATRIOTIC (379)
 LAELKORISSA 3385              0   1  0     1       FAVORITE GUYS (186)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
NOPE 3384              0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 216      HIGH ELF 19           374 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scythe -- You're terrifying?  If I was a field of wheat, I could maybe see that.
Although now that I think about it, wheat is standing dead when it's cut, isn't it?
So maybe not even for wheat. -- Keta
P.S.  Which is to say, not MORE terrifying than any other blade awkwardly mounted for
the task of chopping up people.  And scythes ARE, for that.

The Captured Orc isn't even a REAL orc, he's just a stinking old KARNHORN.  *I* am a
real orc, and I resent this as some kind of subtle racial slur. -- Chillili Ches

Paws -- (shuddering)  So cold!  I never let a cat get on my lap with cold paws. --
Randy
P.S.  If I can prevent it short of violence.

Kjarran's Hammer -- And there's ANOTHER weapon that lacks a little something or other
for the "smashing humans" task. -- Dreen Seljin
P.S.  Besides, Kjarran doesn't carry a hammer, does He?
P.P.S.  So much for a tie, eh?

Welcome, Kjarran's Unibrow. -- the dutiful Favorite Guys

Ed. -- Indeed.  Those krautons in the salads, for instance! -- Randy
P.S.  All cabbages should be regarded with suspicion.

     Krautons?  They sound like they should arrive on a large, impressive, and not
     very maneuverable warship and start making loud and ineffective noises about
     something ominous. -- Ed.
     P.S.  Probably cabbages.

30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people.  It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text.  HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff.  So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S.  Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray.  Not often, but
sometimes.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOPE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LION HEARTED was devastated by PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
KETA subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CHILLILI CHES devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RANDY savagely defeated ADEMA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome competition.
DREEN SELJIN was overpowered by PAWS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER bested CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute competition.
KJARRAN'S UNIBROW defeated LAELKORISSA in a 1 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   5 -  1      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  10 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  10 -  2      41  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 374 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121      11   2  1  106 FEAR FACTORY (216)
LUNGING ATTACK   LION HEARTED 3363           8   5  0   84 ARENA FELINES (341)
SLASHING ATTACK  KETA 3328                  20  18  0   80 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
TOTAL PARRY      ADEMA 3093                 11   4  0   48 FEAR FACTORY (216)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KETA 3328.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RANDY 3360.  The ten other most popular fighters were PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121, KETA 
3328, CHILLILI CHES 3343, ADEMA 3093, PAWS 3132, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372, KJARRAN'S 
UNIBROW 3383, NOPE 3384, LION HEARTED 3363, and DREEN SELJIN 3371.

The least popular fighter this week was LAELKORISSA 3385.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DREEN SELJIN 3371, LION HEARTED 3363, NOPE 3384, KJARRAN'S 
UNIBROW 3383, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372, PAWS 3132, ADEMA 3093, CHILLILI CHES 3343, KETA 
3328, and PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121.