DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/10/2006    Duedate: 03/23/2006

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-377

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PITSPAWN FOULDOG
FEAR FACTORY (216)
(61-3121) [13-3-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PITSPAWN FOULDOG               JADRA
FEAR FACTORY (216)             PHILANTHROPISTS (381)
(61-3121) [13-3-1,111]         (61-3379) [3-0-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RANDY                          RANDY
FAVORITE GUYS (186)            FAVORITE GUYS (186)
(61-3360) [15-8-0,58]          (61-3360) [15-8-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FEAR FACTORY (216)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SOIL MOVERS (374)           64
2. FEAR FACTORY (216)          40      BLADES OF TERROR (348)
3. ARENA FELINES (341)         21      Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS (381)       12
5. ROGUES' GALLERY (179)       10      PHILANTHROPISTS (381)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (381)      3   1  0 75.0   1/ 2 FEAR FACTORY (216)        7  7 0
 2/ 2 BLADES OF TERROR (348)    28  12  1 70.0   2/ 3 ARENA FELINES (341)       6  1 0
 3/ 3 ARENA FELINES (341)      176 116 17 60.3   3/ 4 BLADES OF TERROR (348)    5  3 0
 4/ 0*SOIL MOVERS (374)          4   3  0 57.1   4/ 1 FAVORITE GUYS (186)       5 10 0
 5/ 4 FEAR FACTORY (216)       298 232 24 56.2   5/ 0*SOIL MOVERS (374)         4  1 0
 6/ 5 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)    111  91 18 55.0   6/ 5*PHILANTHROPISTS (381)     3  1 0
 7/ 6 FAVORITE GUYS (186)      476 549 10 46.4   7/ 6 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)     3  6 0
 8/ 0*ROGUES' GALLERY (179)      0   2  0  0.0   8/ 0*ROGUES' GALLERY (179)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JURINE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, FAVORITE 
GUYS, but FEAR FACTORY was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for MINNIE MOE?  
SOIL MOVERS' proud of her after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 20 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  SIBI EL KEER got smashed by SICKLE, and lost 9 
points!  Like FEAR FACTORY's PITSPAWN FOULDOG is sweating since he got challenged by 
Duelmaster ROBESPIERRE!  Was that a tear I saw in PITSPAWN FOULDOG's eye, as he took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't ROBESPIERRE fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy 
that said JURINE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of FEAR FACTORY must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why BLADES OF TERROR's been avoiding FEAR FACTORY so much?  Or 
is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is KETA popular, or what?  She was 
challenged the most in all of JURINE!  She's got a 20-21-0, is that good?  SCYTHE 
must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged KETA.  14 is 
a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought SCYTHE showed great 
skill and promise when he defeated KETA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JURINE ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121        13   3  1   111       FEAR FACTORY (216)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCYTHE 3284                   8   0  0   101       BLADES OF TERROR (348)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBESPIERRE 3098             10   4  1    89       BLADES OF TERROR (348)
 SHIVAREE SJDEN 3350          11   2  1    84       BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
-LION HEARTED 3363             8   5  0    84       ARENA FELINES (341)
 KETA 3328                    20  21  0    81       FAVORITE GUYS (186)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADEMA 3093                   13   5  0    66       FEAR FACTORY (216)
 CHILLILI CHES 3343           12  18  1    62       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
 PAWS 3132                     5   6  0    61       ARENA FELINES (341)
 RANDY 3360                   15   8  0    58       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-M.C. CAT 3124                 8  11  0    58       ARENA FELINES (341)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SICKLE 3285                   4   0  0    48       BLADES OF TERROR (348)
-XANDER HAXAN 3270             8  11  1    44       BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
 GUILLOTINE 3100               6   6  0    40       BLADES OF TERROR (348)
-SLY SERVAL 3376               3   1  0    38       ARENA FELINES (341)
 JADRA 3379                    3   0  0    37       PHILANTHROPISTS (381)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREEN SELJIN 3371             6   7  0    28       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
 SIBI EL KEER 3362             4   1  1    27       BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
 SNOWBALL 3365                 2   7  0    27       ARENA FELINES (341)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEATOPYGOUS 3354             3   7  0    22       BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 3372         4   7  0    21       FEAR FACTORY (216)
 MINNIE MOE 3297               1   0  0    20       SOIL MOVERS (374)
 MIGHTY MAX 3296               1   0  0    19       SOIL MOVERS (374)
-KJARRAN'S UNIBROW 3383        3   1  0    16       FEAR FACTORY (216)
 MIKAI ABADOS 3361             3   4  2    15       BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
 ATHENS 3300                   1   1  0    13       SOIL MOVERS (374)
 NUDE DUDE 3388                1   1  0    11       FEAR FACTORY (216)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG BUD 3298                  1   0  0    10       SOIL MOVERS (374)
 LAELKORISSA 3385              2   2  0     8       FAVORITE GUYS (186)
 KARB 1574                     0   1  0     5       ROGUES' GALLERY (179)
 GAROK 3378                    0   1  0     5       PHILANTHROPISTS (381)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
STREEP 1573            0  1 0 ROGUES' GALLERY 179   HIGH ELF 19           377 NONE    
MUD 3394               0  1 0 SOIL MOVERS 374       WURM KIN 27           377 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Adema -- You are exhausting.  I hate you.  You make me think.  Normally I'd beat my
opponent and then go out and party until my next fight.  But master Noachian say I
have to beat you or I might as well go to the dark arena.  So now I have to think of
a way to beat you.  I'm gonna hurt you. -- Xander Haxan

Paws -- My mistake.  Remind me not to challenge ever again. -- Steatopygous

Sly Serval -- You are sneaky. -- Mikai Abados

Scythe -- Wow, good thing I'm not a field of wheat, huh? -- Keta, avoiding reapage

Guillotine -- Hmm, I suppose it makes sense that you're such a short fellow. --
Chillili Ches
P.S.  Because you're a dwarf, of course.  Not for some other reason!

Jadra -- Hey, philanthropize me, kid!  Teach me some good skills, for instance (as
opposed to NO skills, you young squirts are so disrespectful!). -- Dreen Seljin

Nobody told me I had to practice kung-fu, besides my usual stuff. -- Randy

Nude Dude -- (shuddering and reeling back)  Now, THAT is a scary concept. --
Laelkorissa
P.S.  You have freckles everywhere, don't you?

Xander -- Maybe you were born to be a chef instead? -- Randy

Shivaree Sjden -- This is true. -- Chillili Ches

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MUD was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STREEP was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ROBESPIERRE was demolished by PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SCYTHE devastated KETA in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge contest.
ADEMA unbelievably bested RANDY in a popular 6 minute bloody expert's Challenge brawl.
MIKAI ABADOS was overpowered by JADRA in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
SNOWBALL viciously subdued KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
CHILLILI CHES was vanquished by SHIVAREE SJDEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GUILLOTINE was vanquished by PAWS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SICKLE overpowered SIBI EL KEER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
DREEN SELJIN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ATHENS devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NUDE DUDE demolished GAROK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LAELKORISSA was overpowered by MIGHTY MAX in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KARB was overpowered by BIG BUD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MINNIE MOE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   4 -  1      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW         8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  14 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 377 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121      13   3  1  111 FEAR FACTORY (216)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCYTHE 3284                 8   0  0  101 BLADES OF TERROR (348)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHIVAREE SJDEN 3350        11   2  1   84 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
TOTAL PARRY      ADEMA 3093                 13   5  0   66 FEAR FACTORY (216)
AIMED BLOW       JADRA 3379                  3   0  0   37 PHILANTHROPISTS (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RANDY 3360.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RANDY 3360.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNOWBALL 3365, SCYTHE 3284, 
ADEMA 3093, JADRA 3379, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 3121, SIBI EL KEER 3362, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 
3372, PAWS 3132, DREEN SELJIN 3371, and ATHENS 3300.

The least popular fighter this week was KARB 1574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LAELKORISSA 3385, GAROK 3378, GUILLOTINE 3100, CHILLILI CHES 3343, 
MIKAI ABADOS 3361, KETA 3328, ROBESPIERRE 3098, STREEP 1573, MUD 3394, and MINNIE MOE 
3297.