DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/12/2007 Duedate: 01/25/2007
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-399
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
AMAZONIA
THE FRENCHMEN (281)
(61-2323) [18-15-3,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHILLILI CHES LOCKENLOAD
FAVORITE GUYS (186) CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
(61-3343) [19-33-1,102] (61-3422) [2-1-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHILLILI CHES TRUTH DECAY
FAVORITE GUYS (186) FEAR FACTORY (216)
(61-3343) [19-33-1,102] (61-3414) [5-3-1,60]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FEAR FACTORY (216)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 33
2. FAVORITE GUYS (186) 15 FEAR FACTORY (216)
3. THE FRENCHMEN (281) 14 Unchartered Team
4. BLADE AND BLOOD (314) 0
5. FEAR FACTORY (216) -7 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 9 6 0 60.0 1/ 1 FEAR FACTORY (216) 11 4 0
2/ 2 FEAR FACTORY (216) 357 262 27 57.7 2/ 2 THE FRENCHMEN (281) 6 9 0
3- 3 BLADE AND BLOOD (314) 133 115 24 53.6 3- 4 BLADE AND BLOOD (314) 3 1 1
4/ 4 FAVORITE GUYS (186) 500 597 12 45.6 4/ 3*CLAN GHOST BEARS (385) 3 2 0
5/ 5 THE FRENCHMEN (281) 70 93 6 42.9 5/ 5 FAVORITE GUYS (186) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, I can't say as I've ever expected to become Duelmaster for being beaten by one,
but at this point in my career, I'll take what I can get. Congrats are in order for
Kjarran's Hammer on his well-deserved graduation--drinks are on him!
I guess I should share the wealth as long as I'm up here, so I'll dole out advice for
all my fellow Jurinians, to help them become better fighters, so they can aspire to
my great heights:
1. Pet a kitten (puppies acceptable if you're a man).
2. Help an old lady across the street (puppies NOT acceptable, as they should be
kept on a leash at all times!).
3. Remember to avoid Fear Factory in the event that your challenges don't go through
due to an inactive team!
Peace. Love. Understanding.
Your lovely Duelmistress,
Amazonia
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for LOCKENLOAD, who flew up 18 points in the
rankings after mashing NITEHAWK SPARKWING like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
And falling like a basher in the top ten was FLAME SPIDER, who dropped 10 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with JR FUNKENSTEIN. Well, everybody's
pal AMAZONIA moved hers record to 18-15-3 by defeating KUNG-FU MASTER in the
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points. Advice to bashers--never
force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad THE FRENCHMEN? Big bad THE FRENCHMEN. Big bad THE FRENCHMEN. JURINE's
afraid of the big bad THE FRENCHMEN. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch CLAN GHOST BEARS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft
at running from THE FRENCHMEN. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes,
CHILLILI CHES would be president. Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to
win.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the JURINE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMAZONIA 2323 18 15 3 97 THE FRENCHMEN (281)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHILLILI CHES 3343 19 33 1 102 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
-XANDER HAXAN 3270 14 16 3 95 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAND MAGGOT 3397 12 4 0 73 FEAR FACTORY (216)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRUTH DECAY 3414 5 3 1 60 FEAR FACTORY (216)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MIKAI ABADOS 3361 8 9 3 53 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
JR FUNKENSTEIN 2446 7 7 0 52 THE FRENCHMEN (281)
LAELKORISSA 3385 11 15 2 50 FAVORITE GUYS (186)
FLAME SPIDER 3401 6 4 0 39 FEAR FACTORY (216)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIBI EL KEER 3362 6 7 2 33 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
LOCKENLOAD 3422 2 1 0 25 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BERNIE 3424 2 1 0 24 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JAESAR BASTINADO 3412 4 3 1 23 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
BUNSON 3425 2 1 0 23 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
HALLOWED POINT 3421 2 0 0 20 THE FRENCHMEN (281)
NITEHAWK SPARKWING 3416 3 2 1 12 FEAR FACTORY (216)
FAIRUZA 3426 2 1 0 9 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
BONESNAP 3432 1 0 0 8 FEAR FACTORY (216)
LACUNA COIL 3417 1 3 0 6 THE FRENCHMEN (281)
TAMARA 3423 1 2 0 5 CLAN GHOST BEARS (385)
MOLLY MALONE 3420 1 1 0 4 THE FRENCHMEN (281)
-NEFASTO 3415 0 1 0 1 BLADE AND BLOOD (314)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STREETCLEANER 3418 1 1 0 THE FRENCHMEN 281 JAESAR BASTINADO 3412 397
PERSONAL ADS
Bjorn -- Welcome to Jurine! -- The Frenchmen
Laelkorissa -- Actually, we're all honorary French persons; well, except for Molly;
methinks she's Irish. -- J.R.
Bjorn -- Welcome to Jurine. Unfortunately this arena is tiny. It means a lot of
free fights for my guys though. I don't know if my guys can take it easy on Tamara,
the bashers I have down there love fresh meat. -- Var, mgr. of Fear Factory
Sand Maggot -- Er? Very strange person, you are. -- Chillili Ches
Truth Decay -- Clever, but then, we're all used to it these days. Mental flossing
morning and evening, that's the trick to holding it at bay. -- Laelkorissa
Jr Funkenstein -- That old thing? Not a problem. We buy 'em by the gross. --
Laelkorissa
P.S. And you can guess what quality we get. (sigh) I tell Jorja it isn't an
economy, but does she listen?
Ha Ha! Jorja thought we'd "evaporate" by the end of the year, but we showed HER! --
Chillili Ches and Laelkorissa
Dr Spankenstein -- And who, I ask you, was the wimp then, eh? -- (name withheld by
request), Convicted Thief
18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B. I have resigned as of 10-23-06. Thank you.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAND MAGGOT was devastated by CHILLILI CHES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TRUTH DECAY demolished LAELKORISSA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FAIRUZA was defeated by HALLOWED POINT in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
AMAZONIA viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Title fight.
FLAME SPIDER was bested by JR FUNKENSTEIN in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
NITEHAWK SPARKWING was devastated by LOCKENLOAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LACUNA COIL was handily defeated by BUNSON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOLLY MALONE was vanquished by BERNIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TAMARA lost to BONESNAP in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 4 - 1 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 2 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 399 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK AMAZONIA 2323 18 15 3 97 THE FRENCHMEN (281)
PARRY-LUNGE SAND MAGGOT 3397 12 4 0 73 FEAR FACTORY (216)
SLASHING ATTACK TRUTH DECAY 3414 5 3 1 60 FEAR FACTORY (216)
LUNGING ATTACK FLAME SPIDER 3401 6 4 0 39 FEAR FACTORY (216)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHILLILI CHES 3343. The most popular warrior this
turn was TRUTH DECAY 3414. The ten other most popular fighters were HALLOWED POINT
3421, CHILLILI CHES 3343, AMAZONIA 2323, JR FUNKENSTEIN 2446, BONESNAP 3432,
LOCKENLOAD 3422, BERNIE 3424, SAND MAGGOT 3397, BUNSON 3425, and LAELKORISSA 3385.
The least popular fighter this week was TAMARA 3423. The other ten least popular
fighters were MOLLY MALONE 3420, LACUNA COIL 3417, NITEHAWK SPARKWING 3416, FLAME
SPIDER 3401, FAIRUZA 3426, LAELKORISSA 3385, BUNSON 3425, SAND MAGGOT 3397, BERNIE
3424, and LOCKENLOAD 3422.