DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/07/2012 Duedate: 12/20/2012
JURINE ARENA
DM-61 TURN-541
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRAHAM CRACKER
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
(61-3688) [12-2-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRAHAM CRACKER POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
(61-3688) [12-2-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ARKAN BARNES GIRL SCOUT COOKIE
MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
(61-3684) [23-15-1,86] (61-3633) [8-5-1,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (405) 62
2. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
3. SMURFED UP (399) 0 Unchartered Team
4. STAR WARS (410) -10
THE AL FACTOR (24)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) 53 26 6 67.1 1/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) 9 5 2
2/ 2 STAR WARS (410) 62 57 2 52.1 2/ 1 STAR WARS (410) 7 8 0
3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 364 338 7 51.9 3/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 7 8 0
4- 4*SMURFED UP (399) 16 23 1 41.0 4- 4*SMURFED UP (399) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 710): TRAKE DARROWS of CRIMSON DEATH (Verol, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 712): HERMIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 655): THE BEAKSTER of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 706): LUCK DEVIL of THE DEVIL'S OWN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 708): SLIDE TO HELL of DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 700): YEATS of DEAD POETS (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 701): DONT PAY RENT of BASH BROS HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 352): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 698): STEEL SHARPENER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 694): PAM DEMONIUM of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 691): HULL SCRUBBER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 683): SMILE WAFFLE of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 642): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 328): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 309): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 573): LINKIN LOGGER of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 558): TICK ... TOCK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 540): ARKAN BARNES of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 535): IRONIC TWIST of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 257): JERMOME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 496): MARISAN TEN MEDARIN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 490): MOUNTAIN STORM of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 482): TIGER JONSALMIN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 599): MARTIN BLANK of BLOOD TITANS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 710): CRIMSON DEATH (Verol, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 712): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 655): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 706): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 708): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 700): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 701): VISIONS V2 (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 352): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 698): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 694): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 691): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 683): BATTLE FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 642): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 328): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 309): LIFE IMAPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 573): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 558): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 540): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 535): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 257): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 496): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 490): SAND DANCERSS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 482): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 599): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 710): BLAMMO of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 709): VENTRIIE of DARK WARDS (Dark Warden, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 654): BLACKBUCK of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 705): PURPLE DRAGON of INK & STEEL RETRO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 701): DONT PAY RENT of BASH BROS HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 697): SOLWYN of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 693): UNDERCOVER LILY of SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 682): MAIRIE AP GAUR of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
(turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 558): KOTTER of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 539): HORSE D'OEUVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 490): MOUNTAIN STORM of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr)
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys
to dogpile on. SHEWISH BUFFET now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep
it. Hey everybody, watch out for CHUCK ENDERN, who flew up 28 points in the rankings
after mashing R2-D2 like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was VINDA YARRO, who dropped 17 points after a disappointing
(to say the least) bout with DARTH VADAR. In front of all the crowds, GRAHAM CRACKER
took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Can you believe
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and
hopefully T.P.s) and GIRL SCOUT COOKIE demonstrated that very violently on YODA's
body. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with
you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. And
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAHAM CRACKER 3688 12 2 0 109 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARTH VADAR 3725 12 10 2 97 STAR WARS (410)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARKAN BARNES 3684 23 15 1 86 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633 8 5 1 81 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
VINDA YARRO 3691 19 14 1 75 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STORMCROWE PIE 3734 5 6 1 66 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
CHUCK ENDERN 3732 7 14 1 63 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZENSU LASAGNA 3728 10 5 1 53 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
HAN SOLO 3744 9 5 0 52 STAR WARS (410)
R2-D2 3711 13 10 0 49 STAR WARS (410)
JENNI KORREG 3756 6 2 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIFINE GILLY 3752 6 7 0 31 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
VENTRESS 3754 8 2 0 29 STAR WARS (410)
-SIGMUND SMURF 3584 4 1 0 26 SMURFED UP (399)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PMS SMURF 3583 4 1 0 25 SMURFED UP (399)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPETSNAZ SMURF 3699 2 0 0 23 SMURFED UP (399)
-SHRINKAGE SMURF 3574 2 4 0 10 SMURFED UP (399)
-THE ANTI-SMURF 3617 2 2 1 9 SMURFED UP (399)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
YODA 3712 12 11 0 STAR WARS 410 GIRL SCOUT COOKI 3633 541
PERSONAL ADS
"HORSE D'OEUVRE was eaten by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight." I guess
we should've seen that coming. -- Shewish Buffet
The Shewish Giants eat a lot.
Horse d'Oeuvre -- You will be sorely missed. -- those who walk the Middle Way
I defeat M. Chardinee "narrowly," and the rest of my team defeat or are defeated by
smurfs and snacks. How greatly we miss Horse d'Oeuvre! And others of like quality.
But perhaps someone will grow to such stature here even yet. We can hope. -- Arkan
Barnes, duelmaster by default
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ARKAN BARNES was devastated by GRAHAM CRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
VINDA YARRO was demolished by DARTH VADAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE savagely slew YODA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory master's duel.
HAN SOLO was savagely defeated by STORMCROWE PIE in a 2 minute bloody match.
R2-D2 was devastated by CHUCK ENDERN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JENNI KORREG was bested by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute bloody match.
VENTRESS was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FIFINE GILLY vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 17 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
Turn 541 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRAHAM CRACKER 3688 12 2 0 109 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
AIMED BLOW DARTH VADAR 3725 12 10 2 97 STAR WARS (410)
BASHING ATTACK ARKAN BARNES 3684 23 15 1 86 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
PARRY-STRIKE GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633 8 5 1 81 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
SLASHING ATTACK HAN SOLO 3744 9 5 0 52 STAR WARS (410)
PARRY-LUNGE R2-D2 3711 13 10 0 49 STAR WARS (410)
TOTAL PARRY JENNI KORREG 3756 6 2 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ARKAN BARNES 3684. The most popular warrior this
turn was GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633. The ten other most popular fighters were YODA 3712,
STORMCROWE PIE 3734, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, GRAHAM CRACKER 3688, ARKAN BARNES 3684,
DARTH VADAR 3725, CHUCK ENDERN 3732, FIFINE GILLY 3752, VINDA YARRO 3691, and HAN
SOLO 3744.
The least popular fighter this week was VENTRESS 3754. The other ten least popular
fighters were JENNI KORREG 3756, R2-D2 3711, HAN SOLO 3744, VINDA YARRO 3691, FIFINE
GILLY 3752, CHUCK ENDERN 3732, DARTH VADAR 3725, ARKAN BARNES 3684, GRAHAM CRACKER
3688, and ZENSU LASAGNA 3728.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium