DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/10/2013 Duedate: 05/23/2013 JURINE ARENA DM-61 TURN-552 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS RACK OF LAB CANINE CUISINE (358) (61-3185) [10-2-1,137] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader RACK OF LAB RETORT CANINE CUISINE (358) LEGIONS OF HELL (414) (61-3185) [10-2-1,137] (61-3748) [3-0-0,28] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite GIRL SCOUT COOKIE CHICKEN POODLE SOUP SHEWISH BUFFET (405) CANINE CUISINE (358) (61-3633) [13-8-1,100] (61-3194) [7-3-1,95] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. CANINE CUISINE (358) 39 2. SHEWISH BUFFET (405) 29 CANINE CUISINE (358) 3. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 18 Unchartered Team 4. LEGIONS OF HELL (414) 8 5. STAR WARS (410) -62 LEGIONS OF HELL (414) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*LEGIONS OF HELL (414) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 9 6 0 2/ 3 CANINE CUISINE (358) 29 15 3 65.9 2/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) 8 4 1 3/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) 76 41 7 65.0 3/ 3 CANINE CUISINE (358) 5 1 0 4/ 4 STAR WARS (410) 92 81 4 53.2 4/ 2 STAR WARS (410) 5 10 0 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) 390 366 7 51.6 5/ 5*LEGIONS OF HELL (414) 2 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 721): ARDSHEAL of RED FURY (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 723): TAFFY of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 677): TOXIC SLUDGE of MMM BEER! (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 717): VARICK of TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 719): WELL DON of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 711): GABOGOOL of STORMY'S TROOPERS I (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 712): GRAVITRON of THE MOTHERSHIP CC (Floyd, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 709): HOPE of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 705): DEVLIN DE SEGIZE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 702): SHE'S A JAR of SUMMERTEETH (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 694): SAVAGE BEATING of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 653): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 333): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 314): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 584): KASPAR of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 569): BIG DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 551): HAN SOLO of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 546): XYLOID of SCRABBLE (Otto X, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 263): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 507): GEORGE PETERSON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 501): STREGOICA of DARKSTALKER2 (Hombre, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 493): STEAMED MUSCLES of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 610): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 721): RED FURY (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 723): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 677): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 717): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 719): AIMER'S INC (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 711): YORK'S ARCADE (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 712): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 28 MORYA (turn 358): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 709): SHADOWMIST (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 705): SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 702): BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 694): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 653): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 333): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 314): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 584): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 569): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 551): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 546): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 263): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 507): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 501): RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 493): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 610): COFFEE WARS et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 722): ELEVENTH of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 676): SHOCK TOP of MMM BEER! (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 717): MORGUE of TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 719): TWILO TALON of TALON'S TERRORS (Floyd, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 711): POCKET NEWS of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 708): THE CLEAR of ARCANE PHARMACY (Destitute Noble, mgr.) WINTERSONG of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 705): DEVLIN DE SEGIZE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): WARTLESS WITCH of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.) WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.) (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 551): HAN SOLO of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.) GRAHAM CRACKER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) VINDA YARRO of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 506): TUNA SALAD of PARKING LOT 4 (Khisanth, mgr.) SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, JURINE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see STORMCROWE PIE win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, RETORT beat CELINE DEE and CELINE DEE lost 3 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster RACK OF LAB challenged this turn. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as RACK OF LAB takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. SHEWISH BUFFET, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like LEGIONS OF HELL avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. RACK OF LAB was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now look at this. VENTRESS challenged down 18 against CANINE CUISINE's CHICKEN POODLE SOUP. What a weasel! Ha ha aha ha aha ha!!! VENTRESS was was beat by by CANINE CUISINE's warrior! Thank the gods for big favors! ha! Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JURINE's morgue. More variety. SHEWISH BUFFET has cause to pause today, as GRAHAM CRACKER was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the JURINE arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RACK OF LAB 3185 10 2 1 137 CANINE CUISINE (358) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633 13 8 1 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194 7 3 1 95 CANINE CUISINE (358) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ZENSU LASAGNA 3728 16 10 1 89 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) STORMCROWE PIE 3734 10 12 1 80 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) VENTRESS 3754 16 5 0 77 STAR WARS (410) R2-D2 3711 16 18 0 70 STAR WARS (410) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FIFINE GILLY 3752 12 12 0 59 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) JENNI KORREG 3756 12 7 0 57 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHUCK ENDERN 3732 10 22 1 57 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME COUNT DOOKU 3759 4 4 1 42 STAR WARS (410) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RETORT 3748 3 0 0 28 LEGIONS OF HELL (414) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PUPSICLE 3221 4 1 0 23 CANINE CUISINE (358) QUICHE LORRAINE 3757 2 1 0 20 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) CELINE DEE 3774 2 2 0 15 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) GENERAL GRIEVOUS 3773 2 3 0 9 STAR WARS (410) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS All -- My vitals are 17-17-3-17-10-9-11. I never could quite get it done in tournaments, falling short with performances as good as 7-3. Not sure if I'll be taking a vacation or beginning prep for this new Freshmen class, but that's no real concern of yours. All that matters is that I'm out of here. I'll try not to leave any crumbs behind. -- Graham Cracker Our congratulations to Han Solo (Ham Solo?) and Graham Cracker. At least Vinda won't starve on the way to the Isle! -- the rest of the Middle Way Chicken Poodle Soup -- I was hungry, okay? It's been cool and rainy, and that makes me think of eating soup. -- Vinda Yarro P.S. And I can tell that you're really LAMB soup, just not shorn very well. Pish. Girl Scout Cookie -- YOU demolished ME? Shouldn't that have been the other way around? -- Jenni Korreg R2-d2 -- Beh. -- Fifine Gilly Stormcrowe Pie -- Drat. I don't LIKE to eat crow. Not ANY kind. -- Chuck Endern General Grievous -- I sneer. -- Celine Dee LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GRAHAM CRACKER butchered HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. HAN SOLO was vanquished by RACK OF LAB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle. VENTRESS was savagely defeated by CHICKEN POODLE SOUP in a 6 minute Challenge duel. RETORT defeated CELINE DEE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight. VINDA YARRO bested ZENSU LASAGNA in a 2 minute expert's brawl. GIRL SCOUT COOKIE overpowered R2-D2 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided struggle. STORMCROWE PIE savagely defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute expert's melee. COUNT DOOKU lost to FIFINE GILLY in a 2 minute fight. JENNI KORREG viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute gory duel. CHUCK ENDERN overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee. QUICHE LORRAINE defeated GENERAL GRIEVOUS in a exciting 3 minute bloody match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 2 - 1 82 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 9 - 0 67 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 12 - 0 60 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 2 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 11 - 0 27 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 - 0 20 | Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK RACK OF LAB 3185 10 2 1 137 CANINE CUISINE (358) PARRY-STRIKE GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633 13 8 1 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) LUNGING ATTACK CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194 7 3 1 95 CANINE CUISINE (358) AIMED BLOW ZENSU LASAGNA 3728 16 10 1 89 SHEWISH BUFFET (405) TOTAL PARRY VENTRESS 3754 16 5 0 77 STAR WARS (410) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633. The most popular warrior this turn was CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194. The ten other most popular fighters were GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633, RETORT 3748, QUICHE LORRAINE 3757, STORMCROWE PIE 3734, JENNI KORREG 3756, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, FIFINE GILLY 3752, RACK OF LAB 3185, CELINE DEE 3774, and CHUCK ENDERN 3732. The least popular fighter this week was VENTRESS 3754. The other ten least popular fighters were GENERAL GRIEVOUS 3773, COUNT DOOKU 3759, R2-D2 3711, CHUCK ENDERN 3732, CELINE DEE 3774, RACK OF LAB 3185, FIFINE GILLY 3752, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, JENNI KORREG 3756, and STORMCROWE PIE 3734. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: GRAHAM CRACKER (61-3688) SHEWISH BUFFET (405) VINDA YARRO (61-3691) MIDDLE WAY 16 (387) HAN SOLO (61-3744) STAR WARS (410)