DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/24/2013    Duedate: 06/06/2013

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-553

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
(61-3633) [14-8-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE              DR FUGLY
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)           071406W (384)
(61-3633) [14-8-1,115]         (61-3477) [2-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE              CELINE DEE
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)           MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
(61-3633) [14-8-1,115]         (61-3774) [3-2-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (405)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)         41
2. 071406W (384)                8      SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (405)         7      Unchartered Team
4. STAR WARS (410)              1
5. LEGIONS OF HELL (414)        0      071406W (384)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LEGIONS OF HELL (414)      3   0  0  100   1/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)     10  5 1
 2/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)      79  43  7 64.8   2/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      10  5 0
 3/ 2 CANINE CUISINE (358)      29  16  3 64.4   3/ 3 CANINE CUISINE (358)      3  2 0
 4/ 4 STAR WARS (410)           92  82  4 52.9   4/ 4 STAR WARS (410)           3  8 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      394 367  7 51.8   5- 5*LEGIONS OF HELL (414)     2  0 0
 6/ 0*071406W (384)              2   2  0 50.0   6/ 0*071406W (384)             1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 722): ARDSHEAL of RED FURY (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 724): AESARA of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 679): TOXIC SLUDGE of MMM BEER! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 718): AXEL of CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 720): MISDIAGNOSIS of BASH BROS. DOCTOR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 712): MORRIS ORMRAN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 713): DOTTLE of VISIONS V2 (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 710): HOPE of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 706): MUFFY STOFELES of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 703): FISHWIFE of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 695): SAVAGE BEATING of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 654): BAIN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 334): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 315): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 585): KASPAR of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 570): CHOPPED RABBIT of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 552): RACK OF LAB of CANINE CUISINE (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 547): THE BLUE PILL of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 263): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 508): GEORGE PETERSON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 502): STREGOICA of DARKSTALKER2 (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 494): URIK DARKHEART of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 611): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 722): RED FURY (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 724): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 679): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 718): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 720): AIMER'S INC (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 712): YORK'S ARCADE (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 713): VISIONIS V2 (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 710): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 706): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 703): BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 695): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 654): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 334): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 315): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 585): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 570): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 552): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 547): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 263): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 508): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 502): RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 494): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 611): COFFEE WARS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 722): ARDSHEAL of RED FURY (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 717): MORGUE of TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 719): TWILO TALON of TALON'S TERRORS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 710): HOPE of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
                          BUZZARD of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 706): SAMPSON of DEATH BY DESIGN (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
              (turn 705): DEVLIN DE SEGIZE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 703): FISHWIFE of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 585): KASPAR of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 551): HAN SOLO of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
                           GRAHAM CRACKER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                           VINDA YARRO of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 547): THE BLUE PILL of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 502): STREGOICA of DARKSTALKER2 (Hombre, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JURINE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, MIDDLE WAY 16, since 
SHEWISH BUFFET took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see FIFINE GILLY win a fight and gain 24 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, FIFINE GILLY beat ZENSU LASAGNA and ZENSU LASAGNA lost 20 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, JURINE?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in JURINE to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633       14   8  1   115       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194      7   3  1    95       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 RACK OF LAB 3185             10   3  1    92       CANINE CUISINE (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STORMCROWE PIE 3734          11  12  1    84       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
 FIFINE GILLY 3752            13  12  0    83       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-VENTRESS 3754                16   5  0    77       STAR WARS (410)
-R2-D2 3711                   16  18  0    70       STAR WARS (410)
 ZENSU LASAGNA 3728           16  11  1    69       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JENNI KORREG 3756            13   7  0    59       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUCK ENDERN 3732            10  23  1    54       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-COUNT DOOKU 3759              4   4  1    42       STAR WARS (410)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RETORT 3748                   3   0  0    28       LEGIONS OF HELL (414)
 QUICHE LORRAINE 3757          3   1  0    27       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR FUGLY 3477                 2   0  0    25       071406W (384)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUPSICLE 3221                 4   1  0    23       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 CELINE DEE 3774               3   2  0    17       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 WILLI ZANE 3778               1   0  0    16       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 GENERAL GRIEVOUS 3773         2   4  0    10       STAR WARS (410)
 REUBEN SANDWICH 3777          0   1  0     1       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Vinda Yarro - I couldn't send you away on an empty stomach. -- Zensu Lasagna

Graham Cracker -- Crumbs are okay, we'll make a pie with a crumb crust! -- the Middle
Way

Retort -- Damn, and I forgot to bring my Handbook of Snappy Quips!  Oh, well. --
Celine Dee

Zensu Lasagna -- Very tasty. -- Vinda Yarro

Count Dooku -- This, too, shall pass.  Unfortunately. -- Fifine Gilly

And two Ambitious Guards put in their place. -- Jenni Korreg and Chuck Endern

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RACK OF LAB was devastated by GIRL SCOUT COOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
STORMCROWE PIE handily defeated CHUCK ENDERN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZENSU LASAGNA lost to FIFINE GILLY in a 2 minute master's brawl.
JENNI KORREG savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 5 minute veteran vs. amateur fight.
DR FUGLY vanquished GENERAL GRIEVOUS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
QUICHE LORRAINE devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CELINE DEE viciously subdued REUBEN SANDWICH in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
WILLI ZANE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   2 -  1      82  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   8 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  2      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  12 -  0      14  |

Turn 553 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633     14   8  1  115 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
STRIKING ATTACK  RACK OF LAB 3185           10   3  1   92 CANINE CUISINE (358)
WALL OF STEEL    FIFINE GILLY 3752          13  12  0   83 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
AIMED BLOW       ZENSU LASAGNA 3728         16  11  1   69 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
TOTAL PARRY      JENNI KORREG 3756          13   7  0   59 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 3633.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CELINE DEE 3774.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIRL SCOUT 
COOKIE 3633, FIFINE GILLY 3752, JENNI KORREG 3756, WILLI ZANE 3778, STORMCROWE PIE 
3734, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, DR FUGLY 3477, RACK OF LAB 3185, QUICHE LORRAINE 3757, and 
CHUCK ENDERN 3732.

The least popular fighter this week was REUBEN SANDWICH 3777.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GENERAL GRIEVOUS 3773, CHUCK ENDERN 3732, QUICHE LORRAINE 3757, 
RACK OF LAB 3185, DR FUGLY 3477, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, STORMCROWE PIE 3734, WILLI ZANE 
3778, JENNI KORREG 3756, and FIFINE GILLY 3752.