DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/21/2013    Duedate: 07/04/2013

JURINE ARENA

DM-61    TURN-555

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZENSU LASAGNA
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
(61-3728) [17-12-1,85]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZENSU LASAGNA                  ROB SLOB
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)           GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (416)
(61-3728) [17-12-1,85]         (61-3769) [2-0-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STORMCROWE PIE                 STORMCROWE PIE
SHEWISH BUFFET (405)           SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
(61-3734) [11-14-1,73]         (61-3734) [11-14-1,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (416)      8
2. MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)          7      SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
3. 071406W (384)                0      Unchartered Team
4. CANINE CUISINE (358)         0
5. STAR WARS (410)              0      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (416)    2   0  0  100   1/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)       9  6 0
 2- 4 CANINE CUISINE (358)      29  16  3 64.4   2/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)      6  8 0
 3/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)      82  49  7 62.6   3/ 5*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (416)   2  0 0
 4- 6*071406W (384)              3   2  0 60.0   4- 3*071406W (384)             2  0 0
 5- 7 STAR WARS (410)           92  82  4 52.9   5/ 7*STARRY KNIGHTS (415)      1  1 0
 6/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)      399 372  7 51.8   6- 4 CANINE CUISINE (358)      0  1 0
 7/ 3*STARRY KNIGHTS (415)       1   1  0 50.0   7- 8 STAR WARS (410)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 724): RECOIL of SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 726): AESARA of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 683): BOUTTE of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 720): VARICK of TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 722): GOLDPLATED of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 714): DEBRA ELSITH of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 715): WALTER PIDGEON of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 359): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 712): CALYPSO of BOHICA (Scruffy Puff, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 357): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 708): SQUISHY GIANT of THE WALKING DEAD (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 705): FROGGY FOO FOO of BATTLE FROGS S01 (Grimm, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 697): FURIOUS FROGPALER of BATTLE FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 656): BAIN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 587): KULGAN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 722): BIG DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 554): GIRL SCOUT COOKIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 549): XYLOID of SCRABBLE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): DUM BULL of THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 510): GEORGE PETERSON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 504): XAVIER of RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 496): URIK DARKHEART of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 613): REM of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 724): SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 726): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 683): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 720): TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 722): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 714): YORK'S ARCADE (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 715): MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 359): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 712): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 357): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 708): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 705): BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 697): BATTLE FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 656): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 587): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 572): UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 554): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 549): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 510): I HATE TOURNEYS (Anti-Tourney, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 504): FALSE OVERTURES (Guido, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 496): MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 613): THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 724): RECOIL of SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 714): MORRIS ORMRAN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                            FENSTER GOLLY of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 711): SHARK NORMAN of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 707): MUFFY STOFELES of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 705): SHE'S A JAR of SUMMERTEETH (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                                   TAVELSHAN KETHAL of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr)
                       (turn 704): BURIED TREASER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 587): KULGAN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 722): BIG DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
              (turn 721): HOFFA of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 554): GIRL SCOUT COOKIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 547): THE BLUE PILL of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 504): XAVIER of RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
                                  KOGAN DJIAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

My vital statistics according to the boring old dudes at the gladiatorial commission:

12(2)-10-4-21-17-11-11 PS, little damage, +4 Rip, +3 Att, +4 Par, +3 Def

The boss was always impressed by my spunk.  Never had a clue about my favorite
weapon, but then he doesn't have a clue about much.  Turns out its the WH.  What's
scarier than a little girl with a warhammer?

Girl Scout Cookie
Miss Popular

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to JURINE once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, 
SHEWISH BUFFET.  But how many friends do you have now?  It seems so recently people 
were saying MIDDLE WAY 16 was washed up, finished.  But 4-1-0 moved them up 1.  I 
guess they're washed no more...  What's with ZENSU LASAGNA?  He actually beat MIDDLE 
WAY 16's FIFINE GILLY, and walked away with 21 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at MIDDLE WAY 16.  FIFINE GILLY lost 19 points to ZENSU LASAGNA.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe FIFINE GILLY will provide more easy wins...  JURINE has a 
Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  She Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's 
BLACK ORC (0-0-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  The crowds were amazed 
this turn, as BLACK ORC killed the Duelmaster, GIRL SCOUT COOKIE, leaving SHEWISH 
BUFFET in mourning.  So now ZENSU LASAGNA gets to be JURINE's Duelmaster.  But what 
comes around goes around.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  
I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     Warriors of JURINE unite.  You have only your games to lose!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZENSU LASAGNA 3728           17  12  1    85       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHICKEN POODLE SOUP 3194      7   3  1    95       CANINE CUISINE (358)
-RACK OF LAB 3185             10   3  1    92       CANINE CUISINE (358)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JENNI KORREG 3756            15   7  0    81       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-VENTRESS 3754                16   5  0    77       STAR WARS (410)
 STORMCROWE PIE 3734          11  14  1    73       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
-R2-D2 3711                   16  18  0    70       STAR WARS (410)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIFINE GILLY 3752            13  14  0    65       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
 CHUCK ENDERN 3732            11  24  1    58       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DR FUGLY 3477                 3   0  0    51       071406W (384)
-COUNT DOOKU 3759              4   4  1    42       STAR WARS (410)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUICHE LORRAINE 3757          4   1  0    33       SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
 CELINE DEE 3774               4   3  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUPSICLE 3221                 4   1  0    23       CANINE CUISINE (358)
 ROB SLOB 3769                 2   0  0    23       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (416)
 WILLI ZANE 3778               2   1  0    15       MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
-GENERAL GRIEVOUS 3773         2   4  0    10       STAR WARS (410)
 TARAZET 3760                  1   1  0     8       STARRY KNIGHTS (415)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GIRL SCOUT COOKI 3633  15  9 1 SHEWISH BUFFET 405   BLACK ORC             555  NONE
SNACK 3779              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 405   BANDIT PRINCE         555  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Convicted Assassin -- They need to put you back behind bars. -- Zensu Lasagna

     He spends too much time around bars as it is.

All -- Sorry, no personals at all from us today (beyond this, of course).  Stuff has
come up, as it does from time to time, and time has gotten away from us.  I fact,
it's galloping away from us.  Darned if we know what's going on. -- whichever of
Jorja's teams is running here.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
STORMCROWE PIE was subdued by JENNI KORREG in a 3 minute expert's fight.
FIFINE GILLY was overpowered by ZENSU LASAGNA in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
CHUCK ENDERN bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CELINE DEE overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TARAZET was defeated by WILLI ZANE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
ROB SLOB unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  11 -  0      15  |

Turn 555 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ZENSU LASAGNA 3728         17  12  1   85 SHEWISH BUFFET (405)
TOTAL PARRY      JENNI KORREG 3756          15   7  0   81 MIDDLE WAY 16 (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STORMCROWE PIE 3734.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STORMCROWE PIE 3734.  The ten other most popular fighters were JENNI KORREG 
3756, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, CHUCK ENDERN 3732, TARAZET 3760, WILLI ZANE 3778, ROB SLOB 
3769, FIFINE GILLY 3752, CELINE DEE 3774, SNACK 3779, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SNACK 3779.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CELINE DEE 3774, FIFINE GILLY 3752, ROB SLOB 3769, WILLI ZANE 3778, 
TARAZET 3760, CHUCK ENDERN 3732, ZENSU LASAGNA 3728, JENNI KORREG 3756, STORMCROWE 
PIE 3734, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) SHEWISH BUFFET (405)